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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tommy Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zee Snore (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Thundercunt might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to You are a Cunt. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!
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260 lbs
14 - 0 - 0 |
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255 lbs
12 - 2 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Great elbows
Cardio machine |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Tommy Thundercunt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Zee Snore!
The judges for this bout are Sandra Marshall, Daniel Franklin and Dirk Anderson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Snore scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Thundercunt thuds his right hand into Snore's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Snore.
Thundercunt instigates a clinch.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
A frustrated look appears on Snore's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Snore escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Snore displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
It looks like Tommy Thundercunt has been cut.
Thundercunt uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Snore.
Snore takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
A big right from Snore misses.
Snore throws a hook but Thundercunt avoids it easily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Snore uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Thundercunt.
Snore takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Snore connects with a jab.
Thundercunt lands a jab to the nose.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Thundercunt throws a big shot that misses.
Thundercunt tries to close the distance and clinch up but Snore swats him away and circles back towards the center.
The fighters circle momentarily. Snore darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Snore throws a jab when Thundercunt was well out of range.
Snore has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Snore sizes up Thundercunt with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Thundercunt moves in looking to clinch but Snore pushes him off.
Jab, jab by Thundercunt - just one landing.
Thundercunt staying out of range there.
A shot to the liver by Thundercunt. Beautiful body shot.
Snore throws a body shot but no joy.
Thundercunt clinches.
Snore working hard to break the clinch.
Thundercunt is leaning against Snore and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Snore.
Thundercunt scores with a nice hook to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt has Snore pressed against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Snore tries to break free but Thundercunt pushes him back against the cage.
A right hook to the body lands for Thundercunt.
Thundercunt looks to throw an elbow but misses.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Thundercunt.
Snore's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
An inside leg kick lands from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Snore looks to land a left hand but Thundercunt moved out of range nicely.
Good exchange - Thundercunt coming out on top.
Thundercunt lands a slapping body shot.
Snore looks winded!
Thundercunt measures up his opponent and throws a superman punch that connects to the jaw! Down goes Snore! The ref steps in, and that's the ball game folks!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Tommy Thundercunt!
During a confident post fight interview, Tommy Thundercunt thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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