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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Peter Parker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kim Il Sung (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Il Sung's choice of entrance music: Death in Vegas- Dirt. On his way into the cage it seems that Peter Parker has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Peter Parker seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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187 lbs
19 - 11 - 0 |
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178 cm
30
185 lbs
21 - 14 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent grappler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
19 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Peter Parker!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
21 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Kim Il Sung!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Alec Ball and Ian Loll.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parker misses with a wild body shot.
Il Sung feints the counter takedown.
Parker scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Parker lands a slapping body shot.
Parker lands with an overhand left.
We've been told by Parker's head coaches at Gym of the Gods that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Parker throws a left and a right that both miss
and Il Sung counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Il Sung sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Parker defending well though.
Parker is defending against the submission attempts here by Il Sung.
Il Sung sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Parker defending well though.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Il Sung is looking for a kimura but Parker is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Il Sung to get the leverage.
Il Sung throws a strike but Parker avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Parker keeping full guard, as Il Sung tries to pass.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Il Sung is looking to work some ground and pound but Parker has wrist control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Il Sung missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Parker has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Il Sung drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Parker manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Il Sung has Parker in his guard.
Il Sung is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Il Sung wants to sweep here but Parker controlling him for the moment.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Il Sung throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Parker has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Parker trying to control but Il Sung is working from the bottom.
Parker is looking to stand up but Il Sung won't let him.
Il Sung has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Il Sung looking for subs off his back but Parker has passed one foot through into half guard.
Il Sung wants to get back to full guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Il Sung is trying to control but Parker passes into side control!
Il Sung is trying to improve his position.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Il Sung is being controlled here.
Il Sung tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Parker wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Parker misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Il Sung is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
You can see the frustration on Il Sung's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Parker controlling from side mount.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Il Sung is looking for a sweep.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Parker working away.
Il Sung is trying to improve his position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Peter Parker dominated that round.
That's time! Parker's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Nice takedown defense from Parker. No joy for Il Sung on that attempt.
Parker will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
No luck for Il Sung with that takedown attempt.
Parker misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Il Sung.
Il Sung uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Parker.
Il Sung tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Il Sung keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Il Sung blocks a jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Parker lands a head shot.
Parker throws a hook but Il Sung avoids it easily.
Il Sung tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Parker misses with a wild combination.
Parker scores with a decent looking hook.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Il Sung shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Parker's guard.
Parker has his feet on Il Sung's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
Parker thuds a left hand into Il Sung's body.
Parker lands a jab to the head.
Il Sung is looking to score with low kicks.
Parker is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Il Sung can do to turn this around?
Il Sung drives through with a takedown into Parker's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Il Sung stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Parker swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Il Sung trying to control but Parker is working from the bottom.
My spies in 5 Star OFC Spar Bazaar inform me that Il Sung has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
Il Sung slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parker prevents Il Sung from improving position.
Kim Il Sung has got the better of the ground game so far.
Parker is looking to reverse the position.
Il Sung is looking to take a break and control but Parker is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Parker is looking for a sweep.
Il Sung goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Parker has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Il Sung but great work by Parker.
Il Sung is looking to regain half guard here but Parker keeps moving and retains side control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Il Sung is being controlled here.
Il Sung is trying to control Parker's posture but Parker avoids it.
Il Sung gets back to half guard.
Il Sung looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Il Sung makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Il Sung.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Parker wants to control from the top but Il Sung keeps moving.
Il Sung trying to keep a closed guard but Parker is proving a slippery customer.
Parker pushes down on Il Sung's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Il Sung is looking for a sweep. Parker is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Il Sung wants to get back to full guard but Parker has passed into side control.
Il Sung sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Peter Parker dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Some bone on bone action there as Parker checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Peter Parker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Parker throws a lazy right hand but Il Sung sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Parker getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Parker misses with a looping right.
Parker pushes Il Sung up against the cage in a clinch.
Il Sung prevents a body shot from Parker.
Parker works on Il Sung's body with a couple of short punches.
Il Sung struggles to land a body shot inside as Parker controls his hands.
Il Sung can't find room to land a body shot as Parker controls the action.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Parker misses with a short punch on the inside.
A right handed body shot lands from Parker.
Parker throws a head punch that misses.
Parker lands an uppercut.
Il Sung can't find room to land a body shot as Parker controls the action.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Il Sung tries to land knees in the clinch but Parker avoids the damage to the body.
Il Sung is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Parker scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Parker prevents a body shot from Il Sung.
Il Sung tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Parker just stands there and leans against the cage.
Parker lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Il Sung.
Il Sung takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Parker tries a body shot but Il Sung blocks it.
Parker struggles to land a body shot inside as Il Sung controls his hands.
Parker tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Il Sung missing with knees to the body.
Parker lands a body shot.
Il Sung jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Parker walks away with a smile on his face. Il Sung gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Peter Parker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kim Il Sung.
Parker darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Il Sung slips a straight right by Parker.
Parker throws a looping overhand right but Il Sung ducks down to avoid it.
Il Sung uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Parker.
Parker digs a good body shot into Il Sung's ribs.
Parker scores with the left hand. Il Sung knows he should have avoided that one.
Peter Parker is winning the standup battle so far.
Parker fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Il Sung manages to avoid it.
Il Sung changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Parker tries to close the distance and clinch but Il Sung swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Il Sung drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Parker defends it well.
Parker lands a lovely overhand right.
Il Sung is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Parker lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Il Sung is still on wobbly legs! Can Parker finish him?
Parker lands with an uppercut that bounces Il Sung off the cage and back into range.
Parker throws an overhand right that lands on Il Sung's shoulder, as Il Sung tries to avoid the shot.
A slow jab from Parker misses its intended target.
Il Sung with the counter takedown but Parker avoids it easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parker throws a looping overhand right but Il Sung ducks down to avoid it.
Il Sung seems to have recovered his senses.
Parker misses with a wild combination.
Il Sung drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Parker defends it well.
Nice defenses there by Il Sung.
Il Sung throws a body punch but Parker moves out of range.
Parker cracks Il Sung with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Parker has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Il Sung to stand back up!
Parker cracks Il Sung with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Il Sung falls to his knees and Parker doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:37 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Peter Parker!
Peter Parker retains his middleweight title!
Peter Parker gave a mention to Urban Fighter in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
Kim Il Sung was interviewed post fight and said 'Eat my feces you filthy capitalist dog!'.
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