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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Junkyard Dog (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Douche Canoe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Junkyard Dog!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Douche Canoe!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Winston Howard and Steve Erwin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dog takes one to the side of the head.
Canoe scores with a jab.
Douche Canoe seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Canoe closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Dog to the mat! Dog manages to get full guard.
Canoe stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Dog swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Dog wriggles free and stands up.
Dog looks to land a right hand but Canoe moved out of range.
Dog fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A nice combination there by Dog.
It looks like Douche Canoe has been cut.
Canoe has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Dog finds it's way round the side to connect with Canoe's head.
The fighters circling - Dog throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dog cracks Canoe with a good jab.
Dog slips under a jab from Canoe.
Dog steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Canoe.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Canoe misses with a hook. Dog ducked under it nicely.
Canoe pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Canoe wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Dog throws a series of punches but Canoe moves out of range.
Dog uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Canoe.
Canoe misses with a jab to the body
and Dog counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Canoe thinking.
Dog tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Canoe was well out of range. Poor timing from Dog.
Canoe feints the counter takedown.
Canoe scores with a sloppy right hand. Dog should have avoided that one.
Dog throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Canoe! But no joy.
Dog on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Canoe connects with a single shot there.
Canoe misses with a looping left.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Canoe needs to keep his hands up - Dog had a free shot at his head there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Canoe's jab looks to have found its range, popping Dog under the eye.
Dog gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Dog scores with a shot to the side of Canoe's head.
Canoe is trying to break free.
Canoe can't get the takedown.
Dog is working Canoe over against the cage.
Canoe is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Dog is defending well.
A shot in the inside from Dog.
Dog fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Canoe struggles to land a body shot inside as Dog controls his hands.
Canoe is trying to drag Dog to the mat but Dog just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Junkyard Dog has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Douche Canoe.
Canoe looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dog goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Canoe misses with a body punch.
Canoe prevents a body shot from Dog.
Dog scores with a shoulder strike.
That has opened up Douche Canoe's cut even more.
A head punch on the inside from Canoe fails to land.
Canoe blocks a body shot from Dog.
Canoe struggles to land a body shot inside as Dog controls his hands.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Canoe.
Canoe throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Dogs head.
Dog lands a shot to the body.
Dog lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Dog prevents a body shot from Canoe.
Canoe prevents a body shot from Dog.
Canoe misses with a body punch.
Dog lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Canoe tries to throw a body punch but Dog avoids it by throwing Canoe back against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dog throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Canoe misses with a body punch.
Canoe lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Dog lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Canoe backwards.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Canoe struggles to land a body shot inside as Dog controls his hands.
Dog blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Canoe wants a takedown but no success here.
Still in the clinch, Dog scores with a nice short uppercut.
Canoe changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Dog fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Dog connects with a looping right hand.
Junkyard Dog is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Dog lands a big uppercut and Canoe crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Canoe looks OK. Dog waves Canoe back to his feet!
Canoe is rocked!
The cut above Douche Canoe's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Canoe throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Canoe is still on wobbly legs! Can Dog finish him?
Canoe slips a jab and a cross from Dog.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Junkyard Dog dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Douche Canoe's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Canoe misses with a wild body shot.
Canoe seems to have recovered his senses.
Canoe fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Dog looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Canoe lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Good standup being displayed there by Canoe as he connects with a hook.
Dog lands an overhand right.
Canoe takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Canoe might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Dog scores with a decent looking hook.
Dog walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Canoe is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Canoe stalks Dog and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Dog's face. Dog staggers backwards, shaken.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Canoe throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Dog counters by moving into the clinch.
Canoe tries a body shot but Dog blocks it.
Dog lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Canoe backwards.
Dog misses with a short punch on the inside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dog lands a left hand that snaps the head of Canoe backwards.
Dog blocks an uppercut.
Dog misses with a hook to the ribs.
Canoe changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Dog fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Canoe cracks Dog with an open hand slap.
Dog lands with a cross.
Dog throws a right and a left that both miss.
Dog throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dog uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Canoe.
Canoe looks to land a combination but Dog avoids it well.
Dog ducks under a wild hook from Canoe.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Canoe displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dog throws out the jab.
Canoe thows a left - swing and a miss!
Canoe loads up on a big right hand but Dog slips the punch.
Canoe tries to bum rush Dog with a series of wild strikes but Dog uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Dog with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dog slips under a jab.
Dog throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Canoe just misses with a punch to the body.
Dog lands with an overhand left.
Dog with a hook.
Canoe is rocked!
Douche Canoe's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Dog tries to move into range but Canoe moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Dog defending well as Canoe loads up on a big left hand.
Dog tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Canoe manages to circle out of the way.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Canoe missing with a left hand there. Dog was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Dog scores with a jab.
Canoe is still on wobbly legs! Can Dog finish him?
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Douche Canoe's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:17 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Junkyard Dog!
Junkyard Dog retains his light heavyweight title!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Junkyard Dog made sure he mentioned Sully's Bar & Grill, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
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