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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Arvo Laar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stella Artois (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Laar comes to the cage accompanied by some random 90's estonia dance song i found on youtube. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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39
213 lbs
31 - 26 - 0 |
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180 cm
19
200 lbs
9 - 8 - 0 |
BJJ Brown Belt
Lethal high kicks
Very quick |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
31 - 26 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Arvo Laar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Stella Artois!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, George Francis and Chris Downing.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Artois shoots in for a double leg but Laar sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Artois tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Laar defends well and Artois ends up having to push Laar into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Artois takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Laar scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Artois on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
That kick from Laar tenderised Artois's leg. Artois is trying to keep his angry face on.
Laar thumps Artois with a low kick.
Laar dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Laar scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Laar.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
That kick from Laar tenderised Artois's leg. Artois is trying to keep his angry face on.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Laar connects with a solid leg kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Laar.
Laar fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Artois.
Artois fails to land the takedown.
Arvo Laar has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Stella Artois.
Laar fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Artois dives in and grabs Laar's left leg, looking for a takedown. Laar pushes down on Artois's head and hops out.
Artois looks winded!
Laar thumps Artois with a low kick.
Laar throws a nice inside leg kick.
Laar fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Artois.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A chopping leg kick lands by Laar.
Artois has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Laar.
Laar lands with a slapping head kick.
It looks like Stella Artois has been cut.
Artois on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Laar. Laar obviously looking to wear him down.
Artois is trying hard to land a takedown here. Laar sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Artois shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Laar pinned against the cage. Laar gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Laar swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Artois takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Laar is looking to wear down Artois with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
An inside leg kick lands from Laar.
Laar fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Artois has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Artois takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Laar feints and then cracks Artois's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Artois down.
Artois tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Laar lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Artois at a distance.
Laar is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Laar throws a shot to the body.
Artois on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Laar throws a quick inside leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Laar punishes Artois's body with a nice straight punch.
Laar scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Artois's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Laar works Artois's body with a nice hook.
Laar fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Artois has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Laar fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Laar lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A solid leg kick lands there for Laar.
Laar chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Laar dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Artois. That did some damage!
Artois fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Laar avoids it really well and circles away.
Artois shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Laar pinned against the cage. Laar gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Artois tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Artois on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Laar lands a big head kick that sends Artois tumbling to the mat! Laar takes a step backwards and waves Artois back to his feet - he wants the finish!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Laar lands with a thumping leg kick.
Artois looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Laar is fending him off so far but Artois persists. Nope, Laar circles away and we're back to standing.
Laar connects with an inside leg kick.
Laar throws a nice head kick!
Laar lands a right hook to the body.
Laar scores with a shot to the body.
That kick from Laar tenderised Artois's leg. Artois is trying to keep his angry face on.
That kick from Laar tenderised Artois's leg. Artois is trying to keep his angry face on.
Laar lands a leg kick that knocks Artois off balance momentarily.
Laar lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Arvo Laar is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Laar goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Artois is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Laar connects with a solid leg kick.
Artois is still on wobbly legs! Can Laar finish him?
Laar feints a jab and as Artois dips his head, Laar unleashes a brutal head kick that catches Artois right on the jaw! Timbeeer! Artois falls backwards in slow motion, only propped up by the cage! Laar smiles a psychotic smile as he stares down his unconscious opponent. That is a scary man.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Arvo Laar!
A very excited looking Arvo Laar rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
85% |
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