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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bob Knocksville (ranked 868 p4p, 98 weight class) and Dewey Nobrainer (ranked 2364 p4p, 277 weight class). Knocksville comes to the cage accompanied by One by One. Nobrainer has chosen Pink Floyd- another brick in the wall as his entrance music. Bob Knocksville could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Dewey Nobrainer's chin.
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285 lbs
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255 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
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Lethal high kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 2 - 1, fighting out of London, Bob Knocksville!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Dewey Nobrainer!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Cecil Peabody and Frank Dennis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Knocksville getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
It looks like Dewey Nobrainer has been cut.
A jab from Knocksville misses.
Knocksville throws a looping overhand right but Nobrainer ducks down to avoid it.
Knocksville misses with a right hand
and Nobrainer counters with a good low kick that Knocksville was not able to check.
Knocksville fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Nobrainer thinks about the counter body kick.
Knocksville misses with a combination
and Nobrainer counters with a leg kick.
Crunch! Nobrainer slams his shin into Knocksville's torso.
Nobrainer feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Knocksville's calf.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Knocksville fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Nobrainer is out of range.
Knocksville looks to land a left hand but Nobrainer moved out of range nicely.
Knocksville walks forward, straight into a front kick from Nobrainer.
We've been hearing reports that Knocksville has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Bob Knocksville seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nobrainer scores with a spinning back kick!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nobrainer thows a body kick. Knocksville tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Knocksville is breathing heavily.
Nobrainer fakes the leg kick and cracks Knocksville in the body.
Nobrainer takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
It looks like Bob Knocksville has been cut.
Knocksville loads up on a big right hand but Nobrainer slips the punch.
Knocksville takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Nobrainer lands with a thumping leg kick.
Nobrainer is looking to slow Knocksville down with leg kicks.
Knocksville has a takedown stuffed.
Nobrainer with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
A low kick from Knocksville is predictable there
and Nobrainer counters with a stiff right hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Knocksville misses with a left hand
and Nobrainer counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Dewey Nobrainer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
An inside leg kick lands from Nobrainer.
Knocksville misses with a hook. Nobrainer ducked under it nicely.
Knocksville fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Nobrainer scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Knocksville slips under a jab from Nobrainer.
Knocksville uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Nobrainer.
Knocksville misses with a combination
and Nobrainer makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Knocksville really felt that one!
Knocksville misses with a double jab.
Knocksville misses with a body shot.
And Nobrainer responds with a good body kick, but Knocksville manages to step out the way in time.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Knocksville throws out a loose jab but Nobrainer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nobrainer follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Knocksville has his takedown stuffed
and Nobrainer counters with a lovely straight right hand!
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bob Knocksville. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Nobrainer cracks Knocksville with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Nobrainer buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Nobrainer chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Knocksville will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Nobrainer throws out a counter right but Knocksville avoids it with no problem.
Nobrainer scores with a decent looking hook.
A combination from Knocksville does no damage.
Nobrainer scores with a leg kick.
Knocksville swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Nobrainer counters with a nice leg kick.
Knocksville will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Knocksville misses with a hook
and Knocksville takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Knocksville misses with a jab to the body
and Nobrainer counters with a good, hard body kick but Knocksville shrugs it off.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nobrainer feints and then cracks Knocksville's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Knocksville down.
Knocksville shoots and misses
and Nobrainer counters with a thumping low kick.
A slapping body kick lands there for Nobrainer.
Nobrainer slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Nobrainer is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Knocksville had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Nobrainer dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Knocksville. That did some damage!
Nobrainer uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Knocksville has time to react.
Knocksville misses the body punch
and Nobrainer counters with a nice uppercut.
Nobrainer moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Knocksville shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Nobrainer counters with a nice uppercut.
Nobrainer uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dewey Nobrainer dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Knocksville takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Knocksville lands with a right hand.
Knocksville walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Nobrainer connects with a leg kick. Knocksville looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Nobrainer lands a glancing blow to the side of Knocksville's head.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Nobrainer, as that shot connected.
Bob Knocksville's cut is getting worse.
Nobrainer bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Knocksville has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Knocksville there as he acknowledges the shot.
Nobrainer leaves Knocksville with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Nobrainer lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for Nobrainer.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Nobrainer - that will leave a mark!
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Nobrainer scores with a jab to the head.
Knocksville throws a left and a right that both miss
and Nobrainer counters with a nice leg kick.
Knocksville is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Nobrainer.
Knocksville shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Knocksville takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Nobrainer lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Nobrainer lands a nice leg kick that just misses Knocksville's sensitive parts.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Nobrainer. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Knocksville on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Nobrainer. Nobrainer obviously looking to wear him down.
Knocksville tries to close the distance and clinch but Nobrainer swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Knocksville misses with a combination
and Nobrainer connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Bob Knocksville's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nobrainer lands with a nice body kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nobrainer lands the left hand.
Knocksville is rocked!
Knocksville walks forward, straight into a front kick from Nobrainer.
Nobrainer feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Knocksville's calf.
Nobrainer fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Knocksville on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Knocksville. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Nobrainer darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Oh Knocksville is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Knocksville fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Nobrainer manages to avoid it.
A countering left hand to the body from Nobrainer misses.
Knocksville seems to have got his legs back now.
Knocksville misses with a lunging right hand
and Nobrainer counters with a nice leg kick.
A solid body kick from Nobrainer.
Nobrainer lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Knocksville looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nobrainer throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Nobrainer scores with a nice right hand.
Nobrainer has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
A solid leg kick lands there for Nobrainer.
A shot to the liver by Nobrainer. Beautiful body shot.
Crunch! Nobrainer slams his shin into Knocksville's torso.
Nice uppercut there from Nobrainer.
Jeez, Bob Knocksville's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Nobrainer closes the distance and lands a crisp combination that knocks Knocksville out cold! Knocksville corner are devastated, head in hands behind our commentary position. Poor guys.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:43 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Dewey Nobrainer!
Dewey Nobrainer is the new heavyweight champion!
After the fight, Dewey Nobrainer was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
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