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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Patricius Satanae (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Asko Ilmarinen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Asko Ilmarinen was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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192 cm
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252 lbs
5 - 4 - 0 |
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178 cm
29
250 lbs
13 - 18 - 1 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine |
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Good takedowns
Brawler
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Patricius Satanae! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
13 - 18 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Asko Ilmarinen! The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Yasuomi Hirokawa and Yukihiro Shimada.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Satanae connects with a high kick. Ilmarinen looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight! Satanae fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Ilmarinen looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath. Satanae thumps Ilmarinen with a low kick. Satanae jabs Ilmarinen to the body, keeping him at a distance. Satanae cracks Ilmarinen with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage. Satanae lands a big head kick that sends Ilmarinen tumbling to the mat! Satanae takes a step backwards and waves Ilmarinen back to his feet - he wants the finish!
It looks like Asko Ilmarinen has been cut. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Satanae feints a jab and as Ilmarinen dips his head, Satanae unleashes a brutal head kick that catches Ilmarinen right on the jaw! Timbeeer! Ilmarinen falls backwards in slow motion, only propped up by the cage! Satanae smiles a psychotic smile as he stares down his unconscious opponent. That is a scary man.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Patricius Satanae! After the fight, Patricius Satanae was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
100% |
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