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Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Dunder Mifflin (ranked 5876 p4p, 637 weight class) and Popek Monster (ranked 6240 p4p, 664 weight class). Monster has chosen Wjeżdżają cyganie as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.
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256 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
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191 cm
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270 lbs
1 - 2 - 0 |
Excellent boxer
KO power
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Brawler
Heavy handed
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Dunder Mifflin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Popek Monster!
The judges for this bout are Hirohito Nitta, Shirou Masuda and Tatsuya Matsuyama.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A cross from Mifflin lands.
Monster misses with a looping left.
Mifflin lands an overhand right.
Monster fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Mifflin lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Mifflin bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Mifflin slips under a jab.
Monster throws a sloppy head kick
and Monster takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Mifflin scores with a body shot.
Mifflin scores with a hook to the body. Monster takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
No joy there for Monster, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Monster looks winded!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Monster drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Monster leaves his chin hanging out and Mifflin seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Monster crumbles to the floor in a heap! The referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Dunder Mifflin!
After winning the bout, Dunder Mifflin thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
In defeat, Popek Monster stepped up to the mic, saying 'I'm down, but not out
I'm game, always the same
Rapping and fighting nothing to change
Hitting the mitts, hitting the chains
Gonna come back with a lot of bling, YO.'.
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pop
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