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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Crotch Grabber (ranked 749 p4p, 81 weight class) and Slim Sylvia (ranked 1111 p4p, 118 weight class). Sylvia comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Some Country Shit kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Slim Sylvia told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!
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282 lbs
12 - 1 - 0 |
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272 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Crotch Grabber!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Slim Sylvia!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Chris Downing and Robert Twigg.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Grabber misses with a double jab.
Grabber swings for the body but Sylvia moves out of range.
Oooooh!!! Grabber has knocked Sylvia down with a huge combo! Grabber steps away and waves a wobbly Sylvia back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
It looks like Slim Sylvia has been cut.
Grabber has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! in the buildup to the fight.
Sylvia's jab looks to have found its range, popping Grabber under the eye.
Grabber lands with a jab that stuns his opponent. Sylvia is looking to close the distance but Grabber sees it coming and throws a beautiful knee! Sylvia crumbles to the mat and that's all she wrote! Let's hope Sylvia is OK because that was naaaaaasty!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Knee). Crotch Grabber!
After the big win, Crotch Grabber made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Urban Fighter and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
The defeated Slim Sylvia had this to say: 'Half of this game is 90% mental.'.
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