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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Bed Intruder (ranked 87 p4p, 12 weight class) and Venum Tree Knee Dad (ranked 107 p4p, 15 weight class). Intruder's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Bed Intruder. Tree Knee Dad is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Not Falling by Mudvayne. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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161 lbs
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152 lbs
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bed Intruder!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
49 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Venum Tree Knee Dad!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Robert Douchet and Alec Ball.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tree Knee Dad throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Tree Knee Dad misses with a right hand
and Intruder counters with a straight right hand.
Tree Knee Dad lands a glancing blow to the side of Intruder's head.
Tree Knee Dad connects with a nice looking jab.
Intruder moves forwards but Tree Knee Dad connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Tree Knee Dad misses with a looping left.
Tree Knee Dad dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Tree Knee Dad misses with a few strikes there.
A little feinted left hand from Intruder on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Tree Knee Dad misses with a looping right.
Tree Knee Dad misses with a two punch combination.
Venum Tree Knee Dad seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tree Knee Dad shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Intruder is trying to defend but Tree Knee Dad finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tree Knee Dad is looking to take a break and control but Intruder is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Tree Knee Dad drops an elbow to the side of Intruder's head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Intruder wants to control but Tree Knee Dad is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Tree Knee Dad is trying to control. Intruder wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Tree Knee Dad tries to pass to full mount but Intruder defends it.
Intruder wants to get back to full guard.
Intruder wants to control but Tree Knee Dad is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Intruder controlling the position for now.
Intruder's coaches at Team Alpha Midget have been working on his defensive grappling in preparation for this fight so let's see if he can get out of this tricky position.
Intruder won't allow Tree Knee Dad to pass to mount.
Intruder is not content to let Tree Knee Dad control the position.
Intruder blocking the ground and pound attempt from Tree Knee Dad.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Tree Knee Dad is pressing down on Intruder's thigh, looking to free his foot. Intruder is holding on for now.
Intruder keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Tree Knee Dad wants to pass the guard but Intruder is defending well.
Tree Knee Dad not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Intruder preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head.
Tree Knee Dad is pressing down on Intruder's thigh, looking to free his foot. Intruder is holding on for now.
Intruder slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Tree Knee Dad wants to control from the top but Intruder keeps moving.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tree Knee Dad with a flurry of punches that miss.
Tree Knee Dad won't allow Intruder to sweep him here.
Tree Knee Dad stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Intruder swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Intruder has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Tree Knee Dad wants to control from the top but Intruder keeps moving.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Tree Knee Dad rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Intruder counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Jab from Tree Knee Dad.
Tree Knee Dad throws a shot to the body.
Tree Knee Dad misses with an uppercut. Intruder saw that one coming.
Intruder ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tree Knee Dad lands a glancing blow to the side of Intruder's head.
Tree Knee Dad throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Intruder counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Tree Knee Dad lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Tree Knee Dad scores with the left hand. Intruder knows he should have avoided that one.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Intruder just misses with a punch to the body.
Intruder blocks a jab.
Intruder is looking to counter the offense by Tree Knee Dad and move into the clinch.
Donk. Tree Knee Dad catches Intruder right on the button with a cross.
Tree Knee Dad ducks under a wild hook from Intruder.
Tree Knee Dad misses with a looping right.
Intruder connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Tree Knee Dad takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Tree Knee Dad lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Tree Knee Dad lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Intruder scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Tree Knee Dad doesn't seem bothered though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Venum Tree Knee Dad dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Tree Knee Dad throws a lazy right hand but Intruder sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A lazy left from Intruder finds it's target.
Intruder walks into a jab.
Tree Knee Dad throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Intruder counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Tree Knee Dad thinking.
Tree Knee Dad misses with a few strikes there.
Intruder just misses with a punch to the body.
Intruder misses with a lunging right hand
letting Tree Knee Dad counter with a right hand.
Tree Knee Dad checks the leg kick nicely there.
Intruder throws an overhand right that lands on Tree Knee Dad's shoulder, as Tree Knee Dad tries to avoid the shot.
Intruder misses with a wild body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A jab lands there for Tree Knee Dad.
A swing and a miss from Tree Knee Dad.
Tree Knee Dad is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Intruder.
Tree Knee Dad misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Intruder counters with a nice uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Intruder takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Tree Knee Dad scores with a jab to the jaw.
Tree Knee Dad smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Tree Knee Dad has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Tree Knee Dad feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Tree Knee Dad trying to control the position from guard on top but Intruder is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Tree Knee Dad wants to pass the guard but Intruder is keeping the position.
Intruder has momentary wrist control but Tree Knee Dad slips an elbow through the middle.
Tree Knee Dad looking to pass the guard.
Intruder pulls Tree Knee Dad in close to prevent any damage.
Tree Knee Dad has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Tree Knee Dad slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tree Knee Dad passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Tree Knee Dad trying to control the position but Intruder is working away.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Intruder tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Tree Knee Dad wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Tree Knee Dad trying to control the action but Intruder is working from the bottom.
Intruder can't do much from the bottom here.
Tree Knee Dad working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tree Knee Dad thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Intruder is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Tree Knee Dad off and has taken his back!
Intruder controlling the position well here. Tree Knee Dad rolled but Intruder kept the hooks locked in and stayed in the dominant position.
Tree Knee Dad tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
Tree Knee Dad has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Tree Knee Dad is trying to escape the mount.
Intruder takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Intruder's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Tree Knee Dad tries to reverse the position but Intruder maintains control.
Tree Knee Dad is squirming around, avoiding Intruder's attempts to control the action.
Intruder controlling from the full mount.
Tree Knee Dad tries to hold on but Intruder postures up.
Tree Knee Dad keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Intruder working the ground and pound effectively.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Venum Tree Knee Dad showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Tree Knee Dad swings widly with a right hand
enabling Intruder to counter with a crisp jab.
Tree Knee Dad lands with a hook. Intruder tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
A jab lands there for Intruder.
Intruder is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Tree Knee Dad.
Venum Tree Knee Dad seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Tree Knee Dad cracks Intruder with an open hand slap.
Tree Knee Dad throws an overhand right that lands on Intruder's shoulder, as Intruder tries to avoid the shot.
Intruder takes one on the button.
Tree Knee Dad throws the left hand but Intruder avoids the punch easily.
Intruder walks into a stiff left hand from Tree Knee Dad.
Tree Knee Dad misses with a looping right.
Tree Knee Dad misses with a straight right.
Intruder swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Intruder misses with a looping left.
Intruder looks to land a right hand but Tree Knee Dad moved out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tree Knee Dad scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Intruder looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Tree Knee Dad takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Tree Knee Dad looks to land a right hand but Intruder moved out of range.
Intruder was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Intruder misses with a hook. Tree Knee Dad ducked under it nicely.
Intruder on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Intruder defending well as Tree Knee Dad loads up on a big left hand.
Tree Knee Dad swings widly with a right hand
and Intruder counters with a nice uppercut.
Tree Knee Dad lands with an overhand left.
Intruder displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Tree Knee Dad throws out the jab.
Intruder takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
A looping hook to the body misses from Intruder. Tree Knee Dad does a little dance to reset his feet.
Tree Knee Dad bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Intruder's head backwards.
Tree Knee Dad takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A swing and a miss from Intruder.
Intruder will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Intruder throws a shot to the body.
Tree Knee Dad throws a shot from downtown. Intruder moves away and avoids it.
It looked like Intruder was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Tree Knee Dad.
Intruder takes one on the button.
Tree Knee Dad swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
An attempted straight right counter from Intruder misses the target.
Tree Knee Dad cracks Intruder with a good jab.
Tree Knee Dad's corner calls for a 1-2. Tree Knee Dad obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Tree Knee Dad scores with a jab. Intruder acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Tree Knee Dad throws a shot from downtown. Intruder moves away and avoids it.
It looked like Intruder wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Tree Knee Dad loads up on a big right hand but Intruder slips the punch.
It looked like Intruder wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Intruder misses with a straight right.
Tree Knee Dad ducks under a wild hook from Intruder.
Tree Knee Dad rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Intruder moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Tree Knee Dad lands a head shot.
Tree Knee Dad is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Sloppy strikes from Tree Knee Dad. Those never looked like landing.
Intruder pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Intruder uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Tree Knee Dad.
Tree Knee Dad misses with a looping left.
Intruder was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Intruder slips a straight right by Tree Knee Dad.
Tree Knee Dad cracks Intruder with an open hand slap.
Tree Knee Dad just misses with a punch to the body.
Intruder swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Tree Knee Dad throws a jab but it's blocked by Intruder.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Intruder avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Intruder was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Intruder's corner calls for a 1-2. Intruder obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Tree Knee Dad gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Tree Knee Dad takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tree Knee Dad rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Intruder counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Intruder looks to throw the jab but Tree Knee Dad is out of range.
Tree Knee Dad throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Tree Knee Dad throws a jab but it's blocked by Intruder.
Tree Knee Dad looks to score with a jab to the body but Intruder is just out of range.
Tree Knee Dad scores with a jab to the jaw.
Intruder throws a jab when Tree Knee Dad was well out of range.
Tree Knee Dad throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Intruder sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Tree Knee Dad throws a hook but Intruder blocks it.
Intruder swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Venum Tree Knee Dad really dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Tree Knee Dad looks to land a left hand but Intruder moved out of range nicely.
Bed Intruder has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Tree Knee Dad misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Tree Knee Dad throws a lazy uppercut
and Intruder counters with a two punch combo.
Tree Knee Dad is rocked!
Tree Knee Dad swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Intruder counters with a huge left! Tree Knee Dad is in big trouble! He's backing up but Intruder isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save Tree Knee Dad from any more damage. A dominating finish by Intruder!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:19 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bed Intruder!
Bed Intruder retains his lightweight title!
Our winner, Bed Intruder, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
Venum Tree Knee Dad spoke after the fight, saying '@#%&$*&^#$%!#$^&%$#'.
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