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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Butt Wipe (ranked 126 p4p, 12 weight class) and Bartholomäus Wolff (ranked 239 p4p, 21 weight class). Butt Wipe is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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255 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Butt Wipe!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bartholomäus Wolff!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Gwen Towbar and Stewart Dunkirk.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wipe lands a jab.
Wipe tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Wipe drives through and clinches with Wolff against the cage.
Wolff throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Wolff.
Wolff misses with a body punch.
Wolff blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Wolff misses with some punches.
Wipe misses with a short punch on the inside.
Wipe misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A head punch on the inside from Wipe fails to land.
Wolff lands with a short shot to the head.
Wolff breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Wolff connects with a solid leg kick.
Wolff scores with a leg kick.
Wipe misses with a hook.
Wipe throws an off balance right hand
and Wolff counters with a nice uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wolff takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Wipe lands a jab-cross combination.
Butt Wipe seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wipe tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Wolff was well out of range. Poor timing from Wipe.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A bone on bone clash there as Wipe blocks the leg kick.
Wipe has closed the distance and engaged Wolff in a clinch.
Wipe misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Wipe swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Wipe's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
I was talking to Wipe's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Wolff breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Wipe takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Wipe rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Wolff counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Wipe avoids a kick to the body.
Wipe wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
A chopping leg kick lands by Wolff.
Wolff has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Wipe darts in trying to clinch
and Wolff counters with a stiff right hand.
Wolff just misses with a punch to the body.
Good leg kick by Wolff there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wipe looks to score with a jab to the body but Wolff is just out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wipe swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
As Wipe backs off Wolff throws a huge counter combo but Wipe manages to avoid it all.
Wolff throws a leg kick but Wipe sees it coming and moves out of range.
Wipe wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Wolff avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Wolff swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Wipe.
Wolff keeps the fight on the outside.
Wipe throws a shot from downtown. Wolff moves away and avoids it.
Wolff throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Wipe pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Wipe misses with a hook.
Wolff takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Wolff throws a low kick, looking for Wipe's leg but Wipe calmly moves out of range.
Wipe lands with a cross.
Wipe gets a clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wipe working aggressively here.
Wolff blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Wipe struggles to land a body shot inside as Wolff controls his hands.
Wipe working aggressively here.
Wolff tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Wipe swings wildly with an uppercut but Wolff uses good head movement to avoid it.
Wipe tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wolff's elbow.
Wolff's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Wipe misses with a combination
and Wolff counters with a straight right hand.
Wolff defending well as Wipe loads up on a big left hand.
Wolff thinks about the counter body kick.
Wolff throws a shot to the body.
Wolff swings for the body but Wipe moves out of range.
Wolff lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Wolff on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Wolff dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Wipe moves out of range of the body kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wolff slips a jab from Wipe.
Wolff uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Wipe.
Wolff swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wolff lands a nice looking body shot.
Wolff tries to land a front kick but Wipe steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Wipe closes the distance but Wolff moves to the side
and Wolff counters with a nice uppercut.
Wipe thuds his right hand into Wolff's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Wolff on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Wipe closes the distance but Wolff moves to the side
and Wolff counters with a good low kick that Wipe was not able to check.
Wipe lands a glancing blow to the side of Wolff's head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Wolff tries to land a front kick but Wipe steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Wolff lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Bartholomäus Wolff will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Wipe tries to clinch up but Wolff circles away and keeps his distance.
Wipe is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Wipe scores with a punch to the head.
Wolff lands a leg kick that knocks Wipe off balance momentarily.
Wipe throws a hook but Wolff avoids it easily.
Wolff looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Wipe misses with a hook to the body
and Wolff connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Wipe bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Wipe misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Wolff.
Wolff follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
A looping hook to the body misses from Wipe. Wolff does a little dance to reset his feet.
Wipe throws a body shot but no joy.
Wolff throws out a counter right but Wipe avoids it with no problem.
Wipe tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Wolff manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wipe has Wolff up against the cage in a clinch.
Wipe is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Wipe struggles to land a body shot inside as Wolff controls his hands.
Wipe tries to throw a body punch but Wolff avoids it by throwing Wipe back against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Wolff.
Wipe misses with a short punch on the inside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wolff has a couple of punches blocked by Wipe.
Wolff swings wildly with an uppercut but Wipe uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nice body punch from Wolff - that landed with a thud.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Wolff.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Wolff.
Wipe misses with a short punch on the inside.
Butt Wipe has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Wolff tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Wolff is trying to break the clinch but Wipe is controlling him.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Wipe.
Wolff's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Wolff pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Wipe throws a poor cross that misses
and Wolff counters with a nice low kick that buckles Wipe's knee momentarily.
Wolff takes a jab right on the kisser.
Wipe blocks a head kick by Wolff.
Wolff throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Wolff scores with a kick to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wipe tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wolff delivers a nice body kick.
Wolff throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Wipe's head.
Wolff throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Wolff fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wipe manages to avoid it.
Nice defenses there by Wipe.
Wipe throws a looping overhand right but Wolff ducks down to avoid it.
Wipe jabs Wolff right on the nose. Wolff blinks but takes it well.
Wipe tries to clinch up.
Wolff misses with an uppercut. Wipe saw that one coming.
Wipe wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Wipe throws a poor cross that misses
and Wolff counters with a right hand to the body.
Wolff scoring well with a low kick there.
Wolff throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Wipe takes a swing at Wolff's ribcage but misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wolff staying out of range there.
Wolff lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Wipe fails with an attempt to clinch.
Wolff appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Wolff swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
As Wolff tries to get set, Wipe tries to push him back and clinch up but Wolff manages to avoid the attempt.
Wipe tries to clinch up but Wolff circles away and keeps his distance.
Wipe takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Wipe has taken the fight to the clinch.
Wolff misses with a hook to the ribs.
Wolff breaks from the clinch.
Wolff takes one to the side of the head.
Wolff throws a sloppy head kick and Wipe moves out of range easily.
Wolff misses with a wild body shot.
Wipe looks to throw the jab but Wolff is out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wolff walks into a jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nice shot lands for Wolff.
Wolff misses with the combination.
Wipe fails with an attempt to clinch.
Good work by Wipe as he checks the leg kick.
Wipe moves to clinch but Wolff breaks away
and Wolff counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Wipe bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Wolff's head.
Wolff blocks a jab.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Wolff.
Wolff has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Wipe ducks under a wild hook from Wolff.
Wipe misses with a looping left.
Wolff looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bartholomäus Wolff showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Wipe swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Wolff counters with a body kick that stops Wipe in his tracks momentarily.
Wipe misses with a lunging right hand
and Wolff connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Wolff lands with a nice body punch.
Wolff just misses with a punch to the body.
Wipe scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
A slow jab from Wipe misses its intended target.
Wolff fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Wipe has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Wolff fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Wipe looks to throw the jab but Wolff is out of range.
Bartholomäus Wolff seems to be getting the better of the standup.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wipe misses with a looping right.
Wolff throws out a counter right but Wipe avoids it with no problem.
Wolff looks to throw the jab but Wipe is out of range.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Wipe!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wipe loads up on a big right hand but Wolff slips the punch.
Wolff throws out a counter right but Wipe avoids it with no problem.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wipe scores with a body shot.
Wolff cracks Wipe with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Wipe falls to his knees and Wolff doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:11 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bartholomäus Wolff!
Bartholomäus Wolff is the new heavyweight champion!
Bartholomäus Wolff bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
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