PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Friedrich Alzheimer (ranked 2 p4p, 1 weight class) and Marky Mark (ranked 6 p4p, 2 weight class). Alzheimer comes to the cage accompanied by The Worlds Greatest. Mark has chosen Isä ei jätä as his entrance music. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Alzheimer
vs
Mark

163 cm
33
143 lbs
27 - 4 - 0

217 cm
25
211 lbs
19 - 7 - 1

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

UnderGround Clothing Co.
Conviction

Vegan Gains
UnderGround Clothing Co.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Friedrich Alzheimer!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Marky Mark!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mark moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Alzheimer connects with a solid leg kick.
Mark throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Alzheimer counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Good exchange - Mark coming out on top.
Alzheimer avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Alzheimer looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Alzheimer takes a kick to the side of the head.
Mark lunges at Alzheimer with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Alzheimer's hand.
Mark is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Mark connects with a body shot.
Mark is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Mark fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Alzheimer has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Mark throws a lazy right hand but Alzheimer sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Mark. Alzheimer does a little dance to reset his feet.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Alzheimer misses with a series of wild punches.
Mark throws a big shot that misses.
An attempted straight right counter from Alzheimer misses the target.
Mark misses with a low kick as Alzheimer jumps back.
Marky Mark seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Alzheimer slips a jab from Mark.
An attempted straight right counter from Alzheimer misses the target.
Mark misses with a jab, cross combination.
It looked like Alzheimer wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Mark pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Mark just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromAlzheimer.
Mark throws a body punch but Alzheimer moves out of range.
Mark swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Mark misses with a leg kick
and Alzheimer counters with a stiff right hand.

It looks like Marky Mark has been cut.
Alzheimer takes one on the button.
Mark rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Alzheimer counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

Mark is rocked!
Mark lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Mark. Alzheimer does a little dance to reset his feet.
Alzheimer takes a swing at Mark's ribcage but misses.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Mark! But no joy.
Mark throws an ugly left hook that misses
letting Alzheimer counter with a right hand.
Mark is still on wobbly legs! Can Alzheimer finish him?
Mark plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Mark seems to have recovered his senses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Mark is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Alzheimer.

Alzheimer drops Mark with a big left hand and mounts him. Mark is in big trouble!
Mark tries to reverse the position but Alzheimer maintains control.
Mark keeps trying to improve his position.
Alzheimer takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.

Mark tries to improve his position but Alzheimer has taken his back! Alzheimer has a choke - it's sunk in pretty tight... Will Mark tap? No... maybe... yes! He's tapped! Alzheimer pushes Mark away and gets up to celebrate with his corner!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Friedrich Alzheimer!
Friedrich Alzheimer is the new super heavyweight champion!
Friedrich Alzheimer gave a mention to UnderGround Clothing Co. in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).