PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Super Meat Boy (ranked 502 p4p, 26 weight class) and Remy Valentine (ranked 537 p4p, 29 weight class). Valentine has chosen Man with the Harmonica by Ennio Morricone as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Meat Boy
vs
Valentine

190 cm
29
300 lbs
17 - 7 - 0

195 cm
33
265 lbs
14 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Conviction

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Super Meat Boy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Remy Valentine!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Paul Tew and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Meat Boy looks to throw a body kick
letting Valentine counter with a right hand.

It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
Valentine avoids the body shot from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy throws a nice outside leg kick.
Meat Boy misses with a low kick as Valentine jumps back.
Valentine appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Meat Boy connects with an inside leg kick.
Meat Boy throws a shot from downtown. Valentine moves away and avoids it.
Valentine swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Meat Boy throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Meat Boy throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Valentine on the side of the head.
Meat Boy misses with the body kick
and Valentine counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Meat Boy tries to land a body kick
and Valentine connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Donk. Valentine catches Meat Boy right on the button with a cross.

Super Meat Boy's cut is getting worse.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Meat Boy throws a body kick that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Meat Boy is breathing heavily.
A chopping leg kick lands by Valentine.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Valentine slips under a jab.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Meat Boy.
A countering left hand to the body from Valentine misses.
Meat Boy throws a leg kick that is checked
and Valentine counters with a big left hand that crumples Meat Boy! He was out before he hit the floor! Brutal knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Remy Valentine!
A relieved looking Remy Valentine thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.