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Event: C252: Myers vs Otori     
Date:   Nov 26, 2023
#R1#
Perkele throws an ugly left hook that misses
letting McWrestler counter with a right hand.
Perkele fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and McWrestler has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Perkele uses good head movement to avoid the hook from McWrestler.
Perkele misses with a leg kick #TD2#
and McWrestler counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Perkele is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
McWrestler is looking to take a break and control but Perkele is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Perkele is looking to escape.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Perkele is concentrating on defense, preventing McWrestler from advancing position.
Perkele keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Perkele desperately trying to maintain half guard.
McWrestler is thwarting Perkele's attempts to control the position.#T1#
McWrestler thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas. #ES#
Perkele kicks McWrestler off and gets back to his feet.
Perkele throws a leg kick which misses McWrestler's front leg but catches the back leg as McWrestler tries to avoid it.
McWrestler uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Perkele.
Perkele throws a leg kick
and McWrestler counters with a straight right hand.
Perkele lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.#TD2#
McWrestler gets a takedown into half guard.
Perkele tries to get to full guard but McWrestler has control of the leg.
Perkele is working hard here to advance position.
McWrestler is keen to just control but Perkele is a slippery customer.
McWrestler has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McWrestler thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Perkele's head. #T2#
McWrestler throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McWrestler content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
McWrestler is trying to control the action in half guard but Perkele is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Perkele is looking to improve his position.
Perkele keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Perkele keeps control of the position for the meantime.
Perkele continues to stall.
McWrestler controlling the action here. #T3#
Perkele is looking to improve his position.
McWrestler stops Perkele from getting back to his feet.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Nice strikes from McWrestler there.
McWrestler looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Perkele keeping control of the position.
McWrestler prevents Perkele from improving his position.
McWrestler working Perkele over with strikes.
McWrestler trying to control the action but Perkele is working from the bottom.
McWrestler sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Perkele defending well though. #T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.#ES#
Perkele kicks McWrestler off and gets back to his feet.
Perkele lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
McWrestler getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
McWrestler throws out a loose jab but Perkele uses good head movement to avoid it.
Perkele displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from McWrestler.
Perkele with a body punch. A glancing blow.
A nice leg kick from Perkele, right into the meat of the thigh.
Perkele jabbing away but nothing is landing.
McWrestler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Perkele with the inside leg kick.
Perkele scores with a sloppy right hand. McWrestler should have avoided that one.
McWrestler ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
McWrestler tries to move into range but Perkele moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Ispa Perkele dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2#
Perkele throws a right and a left that both miss.
Perkele moves out of range of the strikes.
Perkele missing with a left hand there. McWrestler was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Perkele lands with a nice body punch.
Perkele misses with a wild body shot.
McWrestler cracks Perkele with a right hand to the side of the head.
Perkele throws a looping overhand right but McWrestler ducks down to avoid it.
Perkele misses with a left hand
and McWrestler counters with a straight right hand.
Perkele throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A nice side step and McWrestler releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Perkele throws a hook to the side of McWrestler's head but McWrestler sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler takes a swing at Perkele's ribcage but misses.
Perkele throws a leg kick
and McWrestler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Perkele scores with a jab.
Perkele throws a shot from downtown. McWrestler moves away and avoids it.#T1#
Perkele misses with a left hand
and McWrestler counters with a nice uppercut.
McWrestler takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Perkele misses with an uppercut.
McWrestler tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Perkele misses with a jab to the body
and McWrestler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
McWrestler connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Perkele throws an off balance right hand
and McWrestler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
McWrestler avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Perkele tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McWrestler was well out of range. Poor timing from Perkele.
McWrestler is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
McWrestler has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Perkele throws an off balance right hand
and McWrestler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Perkele throws a poor cross that misses
enabling McWrestler to counter with a crisp jab.
Perkele throws a leg kick
enabling McWrestler to counter with a crisp jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Perkele throws a lazy uppercut
and McWrestler counters with a nice uppercut.
Perkele throws a body punch but McWrestler moves out of range.
Perkele lands with an uppercut that bounces McWrestler off the cage and back into range.#T2#
McWrestler misses with an uppercut. Perkele saw that one coming.
Ispa Perkele is winning the standup battle so far.
McWrestler moves out of range of the leg kick from Perkele.
Perkele swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McWrestler steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Perkele. That one must have hurt.
Perkele takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
A solid leg kick lands there for Perkele.
Perkele thuds his right hand into McWrestler's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Ispa Perkele is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Perkele throws a leg kick but McWrestler moved away.
McWrestler throws a body shot but no joy.
Perkele misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
McWrestler blocks a jab.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Perkele lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and McWrestler has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from McWrestler and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Perkele loads up on a big right hand but McWrestler slips the punch.
McWrestler looks like he wants to counter punch here.
McWrestler takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section. #T3#
McWrestler catches Perkele with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Perkele misses with a head kick.
Ispa Perkele seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Perkele lands a right hook to the body.
Perkele defending well as McWrestler loads up on a big left hand.
Perkele misses with a body kick.
And McWrestler tries to counter it with a takedown but Perkele pushes his down on his head and steps out.
McWrestler tries to bum rush Perkele with a series of wild strikes but Perkele uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
McWrestler bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Perkele walks into a left hand.
Perkele rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and McWrestler counters with a left to the body.
McWrestler scores with the left hand. Perkele knows he should have avoided that one.
A jab from Perkele does it's job there.
Perkele fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McWrestler manages to avoid it.
Perkele misses with a looping right.
McWrestler is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.#T4#
McWrestler misses the shot to the body.
Perkele throws a nice outside leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McWrestler lands a jab.
McWrestler throws a big shot that misses.
Perkele tried to counter with a leg kick but McWrestler avoided it.
A nice inside leg kick there by Perkele. That's going to slow McWrestler down.
Perkele slips a straight right by McWrestler.
Perkele misses with a hook
and McWrestler counters with a nice uppercut.
Perkele scores with a hook.
Perkele walks into a stiff left hand from McWrestler.
McWrestler might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Perkele gets off balance looking for a body kick#TD2#
and McWrestler counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Dude McWrestler has got the better of the ground game so far.
McWrestler won't allow Perkele to sweep him here.
McWrestler trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
McWrestler trying to control the position from guard on top but Perkele is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Perkele looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Dude McWrestler will probably get the nod - 10:9.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!#R3##TD2#
Perkele gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.

Perkele has scooted to the edge of the canvas and used the cage to get back to his feet. McWrestler has stuck on his opponent and is forcing him back against the cage.#BC#
Perkele breaks from the clinch.
Perkele throws an ugly left hook that misses
and McWrestler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
McWrestler looks to land a left hand but Perkele moved out of range nicely.
Perkele motions for McWrestler to come forward. Perkele throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A low kick from Perkele is predictable there
and Perkele takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Perkele dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McWrestler ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Perkele.
McWrestler drops his hands momentarily and Perkele takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Perkele throws a series of punches but McWrestler moves out of range. #T1#
Nice uppercut there from Perkele.
Perkele misses with a straight left.
McWrestler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Perkele.
Perkele throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Perkele fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McWrestler manages to avoid it.
A low kick from Perkele is predictable there #TD2#
so McWrestler counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.

The fighters are working up against the cage. Perkele manages to wriggle his way back to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched against the cage.
Perkele misses with the head strike.
McWrestler tries for a takedown. No joy.
McWrestler is trying to stall.
McWrestler working aggressively here.
McWrestler keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Perkele's efforts to push away.
McWrestler misses with a punch to the body. #T2#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A shot in the inside from McWrestler.
McWrestler jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Perkele walks away with a smile on his face. McWrestler gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Nice defenses there by Perkele.
McWrestler throws a lazy right hand but Perkele sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Perkele misses with the body kick#TD2#
and McWrestler counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
McWrestler is keen to just control but Perkele is a slippery customer.
Perkele is looking to control McWrestler's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Perkele avoid being mounted?
Perkele keeps control of the position for the meantime.
McWrestler throwing shots but Perkele is blocking nicely.
Perkele is trying to maintain the position but McWrestler is very close to passing his half guard.
Perkele taking some punishment here, with McWrestler in his half guard.
McWrestler throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man. #T3#
Perkele is pressing down on McWrestler's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
McWrestler throwing strikes from guard but Perkele blocks nicely.
McWrestler throwing strikes but missing.
McWrestler trying to control the position from guard on top but Perkele is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
McWrestler preventing the sweep.
McWrestler throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Perkele slips a jab from McWrestler.#T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Perkele fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McWrestler manages to avoid it.
McWrestler throws out a loose jab but Perkele uses good head movement to avoid it.
The fighters circle momentarily. Perkele darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Perkele swings widly with a right hand
and McWrestler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
McWrestler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Perkele.
McWrestler throws out a loose jab but Perkele uses good head movement to avoid it.
Perkele is looking to counter punch.
Perkele scores with a nice body kick.
McWrestler's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
McWrestler gets cracked there but stands up to it.
McWrestler gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.#TD2#
Perkele tries to sprawl but McWrestler drives through with a takedown into half guard.

Perkele pushes McWrestler off and gets back to his feet.
Perkele rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and McWrestler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ispa Perkele showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Perkele has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Taro Takaoka scores the fight 29:28
Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight 29:28
Judge Hirohito Nitta scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ispa Perkele!

A relieved looking Ispa Perkele thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
Dude McWrestler was interviewed post fight and said 'bleah'.

 

Event: C243: Billabong vs Ji Woo V     
Date:   Oct 22, 2023
#R1#
Matsuzaka defends well against a solid takedown attempt from McWrestler.
McWrestler throws a shot from downtown. Matsuzaka moves away and avoids it.
McWrestler shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Matsuzaka counters with a thumping low kick.
Matsuzaka tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but McWrestler paws at him with a jab and circles away.
McWrestler appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
McWrestler looks to land a left hand but Matsuzaka moved out of range nicely.
A quick step to the side and Matsuzaka tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
McWrestler misses with an uppercut. Matsuzaka saw that one coming.
Matsuzaka feints and then cracks McWrestler's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow McWrestler down.
Matsuzaka throws a leg kick but McWrestler sees it coming and checks it nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Matsuzaka on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
McWrestler smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Matsuzaka is looking to clinch.
McWrestler swats away the attempt to clinch by Matsuzaka.#T1##CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
McWrestler slowing the pace effectively.
McWrestler taking a breather.
Matsuzaka tries to work over McWrestler's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Matsuzaka tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
McWrestler avoids the elbow strike from Matsuzaka, against the cage.
McWrestler taking a breather.
McWrestler prevents a body shot from Matsuzaka.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Matsuzaka.
Matsuzaka swings wildly with an uppercut but McWrestler uses good head movement to avoid it.
Matsuzaka lands a body punch in the clinch.
Matsuzaka lands a glancing elbow in the clinch. #CUT#It looks like Dude McWrestler has been cut.
Matsuzaka blocks a body shot from McWrestler. #T2#
Matsuzaka lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of McWrestler backwards.
McWrestler lands with a right to the head.
I was talking to Matsuzaka's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
McWrestler lands a right hand.
A short right hand to the side of the head by McWrestler.
Matsuzaka tries to work over McWrestler's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Matsuzaka lands with a short head shot on the inside.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McWrestler lands a hook that snaps the head of Matsuzaka backwards.
McWrestler stalling in the clinch.
Matsuzaka stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
McWrestler stalling against the cage.
Matsuzaka tries to throw a body punch but McWrestler avoids it by throwing Matsuzaka back against the cage.
Matsuzaka avoiding damage.
McWrestler changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Matsuzaka fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Keisuke Matsuzaka has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dude McWrestler.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts McWrestler, as that shot connected. #T3#
McWrestler circles away from the clinch attempt.
McWrestler throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Matsuzaka throwing a counter right hand but McWrestler manages to avoid it.
McWrestler scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
The fight stays on the outside here - Matsuzaka looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
McWrestler misses with an uppercut. Matsuzaka saw that one coming.#CL#
Matsuzaka fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with McWrestler, pushing him back against the cage.
Matsuzaka blocks an uppercut.
Good body shot from Matsuzaka.
Matsuzaka blocking some punches.
Matsuzaka throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
McWrestler is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Matsuzaka is keeping busy.
Nice elbow from Matsuzaka.
Nice body punch from Matsuzaka. #T4#
A quick uppercut on the inside from Matsuzaka.
McWrestler lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Matsuzaka tries to work over McWrestler's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Matsuzaka digs a right hand into McWrestler's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on McWrestler's gas tank.
Matsuzaka tries to work over McWrestler's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
McWrestler stalling against the cage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Matsuzaka is pressed up against the cage. McWrestler has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Matsuzaka down to the mat. Matsuzaka avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Matsuzaka connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed McWrestler momentarily.
Matsuzaka looks to land a right hand but McWrestler moved out of range.
Matsuzaka scores with a jab to the body.
Matsuzaka scores with a decent looking hook.
McWrestler pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Matsuzaka tries to counter by clinching up but McWrestler breaks away and moves out of range.
McWrestler needs to keep his hands up - Matsuzaka had a free shot at his head there.#CL#
Matsuzaka has closed the distance and engaged McWrestler in a clinch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Keisuke Matsuzaka dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Dude McWrestler's cut.
That's time! Matsuzaka's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
McWrestler throws a hook to the side of Matsuzaka's head but Matsuzaka sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dude McWrestler seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A bone on bone clash there as McWrestler blocks the leg kick.
Matsuzaka tries to grapple but his opponent circles #TD2#
and McWrestler counters with a takedown into side control.
McWrestler throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
McWrestler creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Matsuzaka sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Matsuzaka is being controlled here.
The ground and pound from McWrestler seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
McWrestler has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler takes a little break here. Matsuzaka wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
McWrestler wants to lay and pray for a moment but Matsuzaka keeps working. #T1#
McWrestler might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Matsuzaka haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
McWrestler tries to move to mount but Matsuzaka blocks the move with his legs.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McWrestler controlling the position.
Matsuzaka has one of McWrestler's arms on lockdown, trying to prevent him from doing any damage.
McWrestler throws a strike aimed at the side of Matsuzaka's head but Matsuzaka avoids it well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
McWrestler fails to land a wild elbow strike.
The referee asks McWrestler politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. McWrestler prefers to stall for the moment though.
McWrestler cracks Matsuzaka with a big elbow.
Matsuzaka takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Matsuzaka is looking to regain half guard here but McWrestler keeps moving and retains side control.
McWrestler throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Matsuzaka dodges the ground and pound from McWrestler.
Matsuzaka seems a little lost for a moment, as McWrestler dominates the positioning.
McWrestler is continuing to stall.#REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
McWrestler lands with a good body shot.#T3#
Matsuzaka lands a nice looking body shot.
A punch lands to the side of Matsuzaka 's head but he takes it in his stride.
McWrestler looks to score with a jab to the body but Matsuzaka is just out of range.
Matsuzaka throws a series of punches but McWrestler avoids them all with ease.
McWrestler unleashes a big counter combination but Matsuzaka bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Matsuzaka fails in his attempt to clinch.
McWrestler swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
McWrestler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Matsuzaka throws a hook to the side of McWrestler's head but McWrestler sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
McWrestler now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Matsuzaka thows a leg kick but McWrestler checks it
and McWrestler counters with a straight right hand.
McWrestler throws a body punch but Matsuzaka moves out of range. #CL#
Matsuzaka closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Matsuzaka can't find room to land a body shot as McWrestler controls the action. #T4#
Matsuzaka doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
McWrestler lands a hook to the side of the head.
McWrestler scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Matsuzaka tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Matsuzaka makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McWrestler lands a right hand that snaps the head of Matsuzaka backwards.
A nice left hand lands by Matsuzaka.
McWrestler blocks an elbow strike from Matsuzaka.
McWrestler fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
McWrestler lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Matsuzaka stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Nice elbow from Matsuzaka.
Nice elbow from Matsuzaka.
Matsuzaka scores with a nice hook to the head.
Matsuzaka swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Matsuzaka tries to work over McWrestler's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Matsuzaka lands with a short shot to the head.
Matsuzaka is leaning against McWrestler and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Dude McWrestler will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Dude McWrestler's cut.
That's time! Matsuzaka's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!#R3#
Matsuzaka throws a hook but McWrestler avoids it easily.
Matsuzaka jabs McWrestler to the body, keeping him at a distance.
McWrestler throws a lazy uppercut
and Matsuzaka counters with a right hand to the body.
A big left from McWrestler misses.
Matsuzaka throws a lazy uppercut
and McWrestler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
McWrestler bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Matsuzaka tries to clinch there but McWrestler circles away.
McWrestler feints the counter takedown.
McWrestler misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler shoots in looking for a takedown. Matsuzaka tries to sprawl out of it but McWrestler keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Matsuzaka manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
McWrestler throws out a token jab with nothing on it.#T1#
Matsuzaka pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
McWrestler misses with a wild body shot. #CL#
Matsuzaka moves into the clinch.
McWrestler throws a head punch that misses.
McWrestler blocks the elbow strike.
McWrestler is working Matsuzaka over against the cage.
Matsuzaka throws a punch but it's blocked by McWrestler.
McWrestler fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
McWrestler blocking some punches.
McWrestler blocks an elbow strike from Matsuzaka.
McWrestler is working for takedown but Matsuzaka is calmly controlling the position for now.
Matsuzaka gets through McWrestler's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Matsuzaka.
McWrestler takes a shot to the head.
Matsuzaka throws an elbow but it's blocked. #T2#
Matsuzaka lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
McWrestler swings wildly with an uppercut but Matsuzaka uses good head movement to avoid it.
Matsuzaka lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
McWrestler lands a hook that snaps the head of Matsuzaka backwards.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McWrestler wants to stall.
McWrestler misses with a body punch.
McWrestler has Matsuzaka pressed against the cage.
Matsuzaka digs a right hand underneath McWrestler's ribcage. McWrestler let out a lung full of air as it connected.
McWrestler takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Matsuzaka blocks an uppercut.
McWrestler tries to stall but Matsuzaka uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Matsuzaka lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
McWrestler dodges an elbow strike from Matsuzaka.
Matsuzaka misses with an elbow over the top.
McWrestler will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Matsuzaka up against the cage.
Matsuzaka lands an elbow inside. #T3#
McWrestler is trying to maintain a safe position but Matsuzaka gets an underhook and turns McWrestler into the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Matsuzaka.
Matsuzaka blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Matsuzaka working some nice short punches in the clinch.
McWrestler is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Matsuzaka gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Keisuke Matsuzaka has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dude McWrestler.
Matsuzaka lands an elbow inside that McWrestler shrugs off.
Matsuzaka lands a right hand that snaps the head of McWrestler backwards. #ROC#McWrestler is rocked!
A head punch on the inside from Matsuzaka fails to land.
Matsuzaka gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
McWrestler is still on wobbly legs! Can Matsuzaka finish him?
McWrestler is pressed against the cage. Matsuzaka pushes back and unleashes a big elbow that really hurts McWrestler! Two more big strikes from Matsuzaka and McWrestler crumples to the mat and taps out furiously due to the strikes!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:43 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Keisuke Matsuzaka!
Keisuke Matsuzaka tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.
In defeat, Dude McWrestler stepped up to the mic, saying 'bleah'.

 

Event: C231: Haggar vs Mumu     
Date:   Sep 17, 2023
#R1#
Magrath feints and then cracks McWrestler's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow McWrestler down.
McWrestler swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Magrath.
McWrestler connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Magrath throws a jab when McWrestler was well out of range.
McWrestler drops down looking for a counter takedown but Magrath sprawls and moves away.
Magrath misses with a looping left.
Magrath has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
McWrestler takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Magrath scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
McWrestler uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Magrath.
McWrestler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Magrath manages to avoid it.
Magrath tries to land a leg kick but McWrestler saw it coming and moves away.
McWrestler takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.#CL#
Magrath gets tackled into the cage by McWrestler. McWrestler maintains the clinch. #TD#
McWrestler wants the takedown. Magrath is fighting it off but McWrestler persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Magrath's guard against the cage.
We've been hearing that McWrestler has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Magrath working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from McWrestler.
McWrestler slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
McWrestler is chipping away with strikes. #T1#
Magrath dodges the ground and pound from McWrestler.
Magrath tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but McWrestler wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Magrath wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
McWrestler controlling the position from side mount.
McWrestler trying to control the action but Magrath is working from the bottom.
McWrestler working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Magrath is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
McWrestler throwing shots but missing, from side control. #T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
McWrestler looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Magrath is avoiding damage well.
McWrestler postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
McWrestler controls the position from side control.
McWrestler lands a nice forearm strike.
McWrestler is staying tight to Magrath's torso, preventing him from escaping.
McWrestler trying to control the position but Magrath is working away. #T3#
McWrestler tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Magrath is not content to let McWrestler control the position.
The ground and pound from McWrestler seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
McWrestler wants to control but Magrath is keeping him busy.
McWrestler is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Magrath is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
McWrestler working the body and head with strikes.
McWrestler working the body and head with strikes.
McWrestler postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly. #T4#
Magrath is not content to let McWrestler control the position.
McWrestler lands an elbow.
Magrath taking punishment in the form of punches.
Magrath wants to get back to his feet but McWrestler drags him back down.
Magrath takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Magrath is not content to let McWrestler control the position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
McWrestler controlling from side mount.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2#
Magrath misses with a lunging right hand
and McWrestler counters with a right hand to the body.
Jaxon Magrath seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice shot lands for McWrestler.
Magrath takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Magrath fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McWrestler manages to avoid it.
McWrestler keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Magrath.
McWrestler ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
McWrestler throws a hook but Magrath blocks it.
McWrestler waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Magrath.
Magrath throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Magrath with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Magrath scoring well with a low kick there.
McWrestler gets cracked there but stands up to it.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Magrath.
A jab from Magrath misses. #T1#
McWrestler dives in for a single leg takedown but Magrath sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Magrath blocks an uppercut.
McWrestler is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Magrath can do to turn this around?
McWrestler pressing his opponent against the cage.
McWrestler is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
McWrestler misses with a short punch on the inside.
Magrath tries to circle away but McWrestler has him pinned against the cage.
McWrestler tries to score a body lock takedown but Magrath shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Magrath tries to break free but McWrestler pushes him back against the cage.
Magrath blocks an uppercut. #T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
McWrestler stalling the fight.
McWrestler swings away with an uppercut that misses.
McWrestler taking a breather.
McWrestler fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A shot in the inside from McWrestler.
McWrestler displaying some good clinch control by pressing Magrath up against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from McWrestler fails to land.
McWrestler stalling against the cage.
McWrestler stalls. #T3#
Magrath wants to break free but McWrestler has control.
Magrath working hard to break the clinch.
McWrestler taking a breather.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Dude McWrestler.
McWrestler throws a big shot that misses.
Magrath takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Magrath feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits McWrestlers jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Magrath connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between McWrestler's hands.
Magrath throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
McWrestler displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Magrath throws out the jab.
McWrestler's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Magrath connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! McWrestler scrambles back to his feet.
McWrestler misses with a two punch combination. #T4#
Magrath throws a lazy uppercut
and McWrestler counters with a stiff right hand.
Magrath throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck McWrestler on the side of the head.
McWrestler moves out of range as Magrath strikes.
Magrath with a body punch. A glancing blow.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Magrath slips a straight right by McWrestler.
McWrestler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
McWrestler feinted with a counter takedown.
Magrath keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from McWrestler.
McWrestler misses with a looping left.
McWrestler bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Magrath waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract McWrestler.
McWrestler jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
A jab from Magrath does it's job there.
Magrath moves out of range of the strikes.
McWrestler on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Magrath. Magrath obviously looking to wear him down.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Dude McWrestler will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!#R3#
Magrath scores with a punch to the head.
Jaxon Magrath has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Magrath missing with a left hand there. McWrestler was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
McWrestler slips a straight right by Magrath.
McWrestler throwing a counter right hand but Magrath manages to avoid it.
McWrestler uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Magrath.
Magrath fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt McWrestler.
Magrath misses with an uppercut
and McWrestler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
McWrestler ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
McWrestler keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Magrath.
Magrath misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McWrestler.
Magrath throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Magrath shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Magrath. McWrestler does a little dance to reset his feet.
McWrestler lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
McWrestler misses with an uppercut. Magrath saw that one coming.#T1#
McWrestler waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Magrath.
Magrath throws a poor cross that misses #TD#
and McWrestler counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
McWrestler slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
McWrestler trying to control but Magrath is working from the bottom.
Magrath can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as McWrestler controls the pace.#T2#
McWrestler distracts Magrath with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
McWrestler wants to control from the top but Magrath keeps moving.
Magrath working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from McWrestler.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
McWrestler trying to control the position from guard on top but Magrath is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
McWrestler throws the left hand but Magrath avoids the punch easily.
Magrath was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by McWrestler.
Magrath throws a leg kick
and McWrestler counters with a nice uppercut.
Magrath jabbing away but nothing is landing. #T3#
Magrath missing with a left hand there. McWrestler was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
McWrestler drops down looking for a counter takedown but Magrath sprawls and moves away.
Magrath takes a swing at McWrestler's ribcage but misses.
The fighters circling - Magrath throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Magrath misses with a looping right.
Magrath throws a poor cross that misses
and McWrestler counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Magrath feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits McWrestlers jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Jaxon Magrath seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Magrath keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Magrath tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McWrestler was well out of range. Poor timing from Magrath.
Magrath motions for McWrestler to come forward. Magrath throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
McWrestler fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
McWrestler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Magrath manages to avoid it.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Magrath! But no joy.
McWrestler steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Magrath.#T4#
Magrath misses with a left hand
and McWrestler counters with a straight right hand.
Magrath misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McWrestler.
Magrath looks to throw the jab but McWrestler is out of range.
The fighters circling - McWrestler throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Magrath misses with a low kick.
Magrath connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Magrath misses with a right hand
and McWrestler counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Magrath thinking.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Magrath keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
McWrestler slips a jab from Magrath.
Magrath shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
McWrestler shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Magrath as he avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dude McWrestler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Magrath moves out of range of the strikes.
Magrath lands with a good body shot.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Dude McWrestler.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for McWrestler, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 30:27
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 30:27
Judge William Gold scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Dude McWrestler!

A very excited looking Dude McWrestler rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.

 

Event: C227: Dracul vs Gage     
Date:   Sep 03, 2023
#R1#
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as McWrestler checks a leg kick.
Magrath with the inside leg kick.
McWrestler needs to keep his hands up - Magrath had a free shot at his head there.
Magrath walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Magrath is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by McWrestler.
Jaxon Magrath seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Magrath wants to slow McWrestler down by chopping away at his legs.
McWrestler stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
McWrestler lands a nice shot that snaps Magrath's head back.
McWrestler lands a really nice looking cross but Magrath seems unphased.
McWrestler stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Magrath.
Magrath throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nice defenses there by McWrestler.
It looked like McWrestler wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Magrath is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by McWrestler.
Magrath lands with a cross.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McWrestler displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Magrath throws out the jab.
McWrestler misses with a straight left. #T1#
McWrestler looks to land a left hand but Magrath moved out of range nicely.
Magrath throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Magrath misses with a straight right.
Magrath takes a jab right on the kisser.
McWrestler looks to land a left hand but Magrath moved out of range nicely.
Magrath defending well as McWrestler loads up on a big left hand.
McWrestler tries to clinch but Magrath is having none of it.
Magrath has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
A big left from Magrath misses.
Magrath jabbing away but nothing is landing. #TD#
McWrestler dives in and scores a takedown into Magrath's guard.
McWrestler is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
McWrestler throws a big right hand that misses.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T2#
McWrestler loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
McWrestler trying to move into half guard but instead Magrath has managed to sweep!#REVB#
McWrestler looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
McWrestler has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Magrath preventing the sweep.
McWrestler is working hard here to advance position.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McWrestler trying to keep a closed guard but Magrath is proving a slippery customer. #T3#
McWrestler is pulling down on Magrath's head. It's preventing any offense from Magrath, at least for the moment.
McWrestler trying to keep a closed guard but Magrath is proving a slippery customer. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
A big right from McWrestler misses.
Magrath throws out a counter right but McWrestler avoids it with no problem.
Magrath throws a quick inside leg kick.
Magrath keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from McWrestler.#T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Magrath throws a hook but McWrestler blocks it.
Magrath swings widly with a right hand
enabling McWrestler to counter with a crisp jab.
McWrestler is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
McWrestler thows a left - swing and a miss!
McWrestler backing away here, and Magrath unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
McWrestler looks to land a left hand but Magrath moved out of range nicely.
Magrath looks like he wants to counter punch here.
McWrestler checks the leg kick.
McWrestler misses with an uppercut.
Magrath looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Magrath's hands are dropping dangerously low here and McWrestler connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Magrath scrambles back to his feet.
McWrestler lands a nice looking body shot.
Decent striking displayed by Magrath there.
McWrestler loads up on a big right hand but Magrath slips the punch.
Magrath ducks under a wild hook from McWrestler.
Magrath on the wrong end of a nice hook.
McWrestler looks for a takedown but Magrath sprawls well.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Dude McWrestler will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2#
Magrath tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McWrestler was well out of range. Poor timing from Magrath.
McWrestler misses with an uppercut.
Magrath throws a leg kick but McWrestler checks it.
Magrath has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from McWrestler finds it's way round the side to connect with Magrath's head.
McWrestler throws a body shot but no joy.
Magrath throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
A solid leg kick lands there for Magrath.
A telegraphed right hand from Magrath misses the target.
Dude McWrestler is winning the standup battle so far.
A big left from McWrestler misses.
McWrestler is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Magrath.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Magrath tries to score with a low kick but McWrestler moves his leg out of the way.
McWrestler swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
McWrestler misses with a looping right.
McWrestler slips a straight right by Magrath.
McWrestler was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
McWrestler throws a hard body shot but it just misses. #T1#
Magrath comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Magrath misses with an uppercut.
A jab from McWrestler misses.
McWrestler rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Magrath counters with a good low kick that McWrestler was not able to check.
Magrath takes a jab right on the kisser.
A slow jab from McWrestler misses its intended target.
McWrestler uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Magrath.
Magrath with a nice calf kick.
McWrestler misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Magrath.
McWrestler misses with a looping left.
McWrestler on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Magrath. Magrath obviously looking to wear him down.
Magrath throws a hook but McWrestler blocks it.
Magrath scores with a jab to the body.
Magrath moves forwards but McWrestler connects with a nice, crisp jab.#T2#
Magrath lands a glancing blow to the side of McWrestler's head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Magrath dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on McWrestler. That did some damage!
McWrestler is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
McWrestler with a body punch. A glancing blow.
McWrestler staying out of range there.
McWrestler slips under a jab from Magrath.
Magrath moves out of range of the strikes.
Magrath throws a low kick, looking for McWrestler's leg but McWrestler calmly moves out of range.
A slow jab from McWrestler misses its intended target.
Jaxon Magrath is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Magrath fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
McWrestler keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Magrath throws a leg kick #TD#
and McWrestler counters with a nice double leg into guard.
McWrestler throws a big elbow that misses.
McWrestler tries to free his leg and advance position but Magrath is retaining full guard.
Magrath can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as McWrestler controls the pace.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T3#
Magrath pulls McWrestler in close to prevent any damage.
McWrestler trying to control the position from guard on top but Magrath is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
McWrestler throwing strikes from guard but Magrath blocks nicely.
McWrestler trying to control the position from guard on top but Magrath is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
The crowd cheers as McWrestler lands an impressive looking overhand right. Magrath doesn't seem phased though.
Magrath throws a low kick but McWrestler moves out of range easily. #T4#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
McWrestler misses with a right hand
and Magrath counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A big left from Magrath misses.
McWrestler keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
McWrestler swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
McWrestler misses with a jab to the body
and Magrath counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Magrath blocks a jab.
Magrath connects with a body shot.
A low kick from Magrath misses
enabling McWrestler to counter with a crisp jab.
Magrath bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Magrath appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Magrath scores with a hook to the body. McWrestler takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
McWrestler takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
McWrestler thuds a left hand into Magrath's body.
A chopping leg kick lands by Magrath.
Magrath slips under a jab.
Magrath swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Jaxon Magrath will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!#R3#
Magrath uses good head movement to avoid the hook from McWrestler.
Magrath lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Magrath with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Magrath takes a jab right on the kisser.
McWrestler lands with a straight right. Magrath didn't see that one coming.
McWrestler scores with a hook.
McWrestler waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Magrath.
McWrestler throws a hook but Magrath avoids it easily.
Magrath looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Magrath scoring well with a low kick there.
Magrath turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Magrath walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. McWrestler checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
McWrestler lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Magrath misses with a leg kick #TD#
and McWrestler counters with a single leg into guard. Magrath didn't expect that.

Magrath pushes McWrestler off and scrambles back to his feet. #T1#
Magrath throws an uppercut from half a mile away. McWrestler sees it coming and avoids it easily.
McWrestler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Magrath looks to land a right hand but McWrestler moved out of range.
Magrath misses with a straight left.
McWrestler misses with a left hand
enabling Magrath to counter with a crisp jab.
Magrath throws a jab when McWrestler was well out of range.
McWrestler is looking to counter punch.
McWrestler darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
McWrestler staying out of range there.
McWrestler throws a looping overhand right but Magrath ducks down to avoid it.
Magrath tries a quick counter leg kick but McWrestler is wise to it.
Magrath throws a body shot but no joy.
McWrestler throwing a counter right hand but Magrath manages to avoid it.
Magrath lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
McWrestler walks into a left hand.
Magrath loads up on a big right hand but McWrestler slips the punch.#T2#
McWrestler darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McWrestler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Magrath counters with a body kick.
Magrath throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Magrath ducks under a wild hook from McWrestler.
McWrestler misses with a looping right.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Magrath! But no joy.
McWrestler throws a jab when Magrath was well out of range.
Magrath appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
McWrestler bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Magrath moves away from the strike by McWrestler.
McWrestler blocks a jab.
Magrath attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
McWrestler misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Magrath counters with a nice uppercut.
Magrath rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and McWrestler counters with a nice uppercut.
A left lands for McWrestler.#T3#
McWrestler lands a jab to the nose.
McWrestler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Magrath was well out of range. Poor timing from McWrestler.
Magrath misses with a looping right.
Magrath buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Magrath uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from McWrestler.
Magrath misses with a looping right.
McWrestler scores with a jab.
McWrestler throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Magrath connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Magrath scores with a leg kick.
McWrestler keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
A lazy left from McWrestler finds it's target.
Magrath misses with a low kick.
McWrestler with a hook.#T4#
Magrath scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McWrestler moves out of range as Magrath strikes.
Magrath connects with a solid leg kick.
Magrath chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Magrath throws a lazy uppercut
and McWrestler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Magrath thows a leg kick but McWrestler checks it
and Magrath takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Magrath uses good head movement to avoid the hook from McWrestler.
McWrestler misses with a looping left.
A slow jab from McWrestler misses its intended target.
Magrath feints a counter leg kick.
McWrestler misses with a looping left.
Magrath looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
McWrestler scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
McWrestler scores with a shot to the body.
Magrath scores with a leg kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Dude McWrestler.
Well McWrestler has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 28:29
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 29:29
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 29:28

The fight is ruled a draw!

 

Event: C223: Haggar vs Kersikov II     
Date:   Aug 20, 2023
#R1#
McWrestler misses with a hook.
McWrestler misses with an uppercut. Wright saw that one coming.
McWrestler misses with a shot to the body
and Wright cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
We've been informed that Wright has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Wright ducks right into an uppercut from McWrestler.
Jab, jab by Wright - just one landing.
Wright thumps McWrestler with a low kick.
Wright moves away from the strike by McWrestler.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from McWrestler is defended easily by Wright.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler throws a looping overhand right but Wright ducks down to avoid it.
It seemed like Wright was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.#T1#
McWrestler tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Wright follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
McWrestler swings for the body but Wright moves out of range.
McWrestler lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
McWrestler bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Wright's head backwards.
Wright throws a jab but it's blocked by McWrestler.
McWrestler throws out a powerful jab.
Wright throws a right and a left that both miss.
Wright's hands are dropping dangerously low here and McWrestler connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Wright scrambles back to his feet.
Wright misses with the combination.
McWrestler misses with an uppercut. #T2#
Wright jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Wright is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
McWrestler catches Wright with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A jab from McWrestler misses.
Good shot there by McWrestler.
Wright throws a hook to the side of McWrestler's head but McWrestler sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
McWrestler changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
McWrestler keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Wright.
McWrestler drops down looking for a counter takedown but Wright sprawls and moves away.
McWrestler swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Wright.#TD#
McWrestler looking to score a takedown here. Wright is defending well but McWrestler drives through and ends up in Wright's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McWrestler stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Wright swivels though and keeps the full guard.
McWrestler throwing strikes but missing. #T3#
Wright keeping moving, preventing McWrestler from controlling successfully.
McWrestler is stalling in the full guard.
Wright is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
McWrestler is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Wright looking to hit a scissor sweep but McWrestler is one step ahead there. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.#T4#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
McWrestler keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Wright.
McWrestler moves away from the strike by Wright.
McWrestler misses with a right hand
and Wright counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Dude McWrestler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McWrestler swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Wright ducks under a wild hook from McWrestler.
Wright misses with a body kick.
McWrestler lands a nice shot that snaps Wright's head back.
McWrestler misses with the combination.
Wright slips a straight right by McWrestler.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Dude McWrestler will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2#
McWrestler lands a jab to the head.
McWrestler swings widly with a right hand
and Wright counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Wright misses with a head kick.
Wright slips a jab from McWrestler.
McWrestler scores with a jab to the body.
McWrestler doesn't succeed with the takedown#KD2#
and Wright counters with a crisp right hand that drops McWrestler! Wright lets McWrestler back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McWrestler uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Wright.
Wright throws a combination but it was largely blocked by McWrestler.
McWrestler waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Wright.
Wright ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
It seemed like Wright was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.#T1#
The fighters circling - McWrestler throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A big right from Wright misses.
An attempted straight right counter from McWrestler misses the target.
Wright avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A decent looking cross lands there for McWrestler.
McWrestler lands with a cross.
McWrestler scores with a body shot.
McWrestler connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
McWrestler blocks a jab.#TD#
McWrestler changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Wright looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
McWrestler tries to score with some ground and pound. Wright controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage. #T2#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McWrestler trying to control the action but Wright is working from the bottom.
McWrestler is working Wright over with some ground and pound from side control.
McWrestler postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Wright gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
McWrestler fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
McWrestler wants to control but instead Wright manages to regain half guard.
Wright is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
Wright blocking the ground and pound attempt from McWrestler. #T3#
McWrestler takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
McWrestler has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
McWrestler looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Wright is looking to improve his position.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Wright blocking the ground and pound attempt from McWrestler.
We've been hearing that McWrestler has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Wright avoiding damage under a succession of punches from McWrestler.
Wright is trying to maintain the position but McWrestler is very close to passing his half guard.
McWrestler trying to control the pace.
Dude McWrestler overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Wright on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound. #T4#
Still in half guard, McWrestler seems content to control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Wright tries to get to full guard but McWrestler has control of the leg.
McWrestler seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Wright does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
McWrestler looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Wright with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Wright is not content to let McWrestler control the position.
McWrestler thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Wright's head.
McWrestler wants to take a breather but Wright is having none of it.
McWrestler throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
McWrestler passes to side control.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!#R3#
McWrestler misses with an uppercut. Wright saw that one coming.
Carter Wright has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Wright's hands are dropping dangerously low here and McWrestler connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Wright scrambles back to his feet.
Wright does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
McWrestler misses with a body punch #KD2#
and Wright counters with a nice right hand that sends McWrestler toppling to the canvas! McWrestler scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Wright finish him?!
McWrestler bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
McWrestler appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
A low kick from Wright misses #TD#
and McWrestler counters with a takedown into side control.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McWrestler working the ground and pound.
McWrestler is looking to take a break and control but Wright is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
McWrestler controlling from side mount. #T1#
McWrestler tries to move to mount but Wright blocks the move with his legs.
Wright is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
McWrestler landing strikes.
McWrestler sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Wright is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Wright tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but McWrestler wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
McWrestler slows the pace down.
McWrestler looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Wright is avoiding damage well.
McWrestler working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Wright is letting McWrestler control him for a moment. #T2#
McWrestler landing a few strikes.
McWrestler controls the position from side control.
Wright tries to buck McWrestler off but McWrestler is having none of it.
McWrestler throws an elbow but Wright slips to the side and avoids it well.
McWrestler tries to score with some ground and pound. Wright controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
McWrestler creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Wright on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Sloppy strikes there by McWrestler.
Wright parries the strikes from McWrestler easily there. McWrestler is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Wright to escape. #T3#
McWrestler cracks Wright with a big elbow.
McWrestler cracks Wright with a big right hand but Wright just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
McWrestler in side control, throwing shots but Wright defends.
McWrestler working the body and head with strikes.
McWrestler throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
McWrestler is looking to take a break and control but Wright is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
McWrestler throwing shots but missing, from side control.
McWrestler lands an elbow.
McWrestler sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Wright is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
McWrestler wants to control but Wright is keeping him busy.
McWrestler working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards. #T4#
McWrestler wants to control but Wright is keeping him busy.
McWrestler controlling the position.
McWrestler is chipping away with strikes.
McWrestler throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
McWrestler moves into full mount!
McWrestler scoring with strikes but Wright is staying in there.
McWrestler lands a nice shot to the head.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dude McWrestler showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for McWrestler, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Leandro Rodrigues scores the fight 30:27
Judge Emerson Jorge scores the fight 30:27
Judge Paulo Santos scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dude McWrestler!

Dude McWrestler bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.

 

Event: C221: Kahn vs Skurwysynowski     
Date:   Aug 13, 2023
#R1#
McWrestler walks into a straight right hand from Monkey.
McWrestler takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
McWrestler misses with a looping right.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as McWrestler checks a leg kick.
An attempted straight right counter from McWrestler misses the target.
McWrestler checks a low kick from Monkey.
Monkey throws a body kick, spinning off balance#TD#
and McWrestler counters with a nice double leg into side control. Monkey won't be happy with that.
McWrestler trying to control the position but Monkey is working away.
McWrestler working the head with strikes.
McWrestler trying to control the position but Monkey is working away.
Monkey is looking for a sweep.#T1#
Monkey sneaks back into half guard.
Monkey avoiding damage under a succession of punches from McWrestler.
McWrestler misses with a head shot. Monkey uses the momentum to regain guard.
McWrestler trying to control but Monkey is working from the bottom.
McWrestler preventing the sweep.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
McWrestler with a flurry of punches that miss.
Monkey is pulling down on McWrestler's head. It's preventing any offense from McWrestler, at least for the moment.
McWrestler slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Monkey is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVB#
McWrestler slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Monkey being controlled here momentarily.
Monkey stopping the sweep attempt from McWrestler.#T3#
Monkey is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Monkey tries to free his leg and advance position but McWrestler is retaining full guard.
McWrestler controls Monkey momentarily but Monkey frees himself.
Monkey trying to control but McWrestler is working from the bottom.
McWrestler is controlling Monkey's posture.
McWrestler is trying to keep Monkey in close.
McWrestler wants to improve his position but instead Monkey has moved into half guard.
McWrestler is controlling Monkey's trapped leg to prevent Monkey from advancing to side control.#T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
McWrestler tries to get to full guard but Monkey has control of the leg.
McWrestler is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Monkey's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Monkey's back!
McWrestler trying to control momentarily.
Monkey is trying to break free.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
McWrestler lands with a big left hand that may well have hurt his opponent. Can Monkey hold on?!
McWrestler lands an elbow to the side of the head.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!#R2#
McWrestler throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd. #TD#
McWrestler drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Monkey managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by McWrestler.
McWrestler staying calm.
Monkey parries the strikes from McWrestler easily there. McWrestler is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Monkey to escape.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
Monkey is being controlled here. #T1#
McWrestler is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Monkey can do to turn this around?
Monkey is looking for a sweep.
McWrestler postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
McWrestler just content to control the position.
McWrestler grinds an elbow into Monkey's temple.
McWrestler working away.#T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Monkey is looking for a sweep.
We've been hearing that McWrestler has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Monkey is trying to control McWrestler's posture but McWrestler avoids it.
Monkey is looking to reverse the position.
Monkey is letting McWrestler control him for a moment.
Monkey is trying to control McWrestler's posture but McWrestler avoids it.
Monkey is being controlled here. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Nice uppercut lands for Monkey. That snapped McWrestler's head back. #T3#
Monkey misses with a wild body shot.
Monkey misses with a looping right.
Monkey lands with a thumping leg kick.
McWrestler digs a good hook to Monkey's body.
Monkey lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Monkey throws a hook to the side of McWrestler's head but McWrestler sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
McWrestler swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Monkey misses with an attempted mid kick.
Monkey steps to the side to avoid the strikes from McWrestler.
Monkey wants to slow McWrestler down by chopping away at his legs.
Nice cross by McWrestler.
Monkey ducks under a wild hook from McWrestler.
Monkey swings widly with a right hand
and McWrestler counters with a nice uppercut.
Monkey is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by McWrestler.
A jab from McWrestler finds it's way through Monkey's defenses.
Monkey is looking to score with low kicks.
Monkey keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.#T4#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Monkey throws the left hand but McWrestler avoids the punch easily.
Monkey lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
McWrestler misses with a looping right.
Monkey misses with a hook. McWrestler ducked under it nicely.
Monkey slips under a jab from McWrestler.
Some bone on bone action there as McWrestler checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
McWrestler is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Monkey throws a wild body kick that McWrestler sees coming a mile off.
An attempted straight right counter from McWrestler misses the target.
A low kick from Monkey misses
and McWrestler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
McWrestler is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Monkey turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Monkey rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and McWrestler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Monkey throws a leg kick #TD#
and McWrestler counters with a nice double leg into side control. Monkey won't be happy with that.
Monkey parries the strikes from McWrestler easily there. McWrestler is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Monkey to escape.
McWrestler trying to control the action but Monkey is working from the bottom.
McWrestler creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
Monkey throws a hook but McWrestler blocks it.
McWrestler checks a leg kick nicely.
It looked like McWrestler wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Monkey misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McWrestler.
Monkey misses with a right hand
and McWrestler counters with a lovely straight right hand!
McWrestler on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Monkey. Monkey obviously looking to wear him down.
McWrestler missing with a left hand there. Monkey was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
McWrestler scores with a nice right hand. #TD#
McWrestler throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Monkey tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. McWrestler is in Monkey's guard.
McWrestler in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Monkey looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
McWrestler lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
McWrestler trying to control the position from guard on top but Monkey is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
McWrestler works over Monkey with some ground and pound from guard.
McWrestler is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long. #T1#
Monkey has control of McWrestler's left arm, preventing McWrestler from doing any damage.
McWrestler wants to pass the guard but Monkey is keeping the position.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells McWrestler's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
McWrestler wants to control from the top but Monkey keeps moving.
McWrestler slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
McWrestler wants to control from the top but Monkey keeps moving. #T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
A big left from McWrestler misses.
Monkey is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by McWrestler.
Monkey moves out of range as McWrestler strikes.
Monkey throws a low kick but McWrestler avoids it.
A quick step to the side and McWrestler tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
McWrestler lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
McWrestler checks a leg kick.
McWrestler misses with an uppercut.
Monkey lands with a straight right. McWrestler didn't see that one coming.
A jab from Monkey misses.
Monkey sizes up McWrestler with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
McWrestler misses with a jab to the body
and McWrestler takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
McWrestler slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.#TD#
McWrestler gets a takedown into half guard.#T3#
Monkey is looking for a sweep. McWrestler is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
McWrestler wants to take a breather but Monkey is having none of it.
Monkey is controlling McWrestler's position as best he can from this difficult position.
McWrestler is just content to waste time from the top position. Monkey takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
McWrestler controls from within his opponent's guard.
McWrestler is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound. #T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
McWrestler trying to control the position from guard on top but Monkey is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
McWrestler sitting in guard here, content to control.
McWrestler with a flurry of punches that miss.
McWrestler slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
McWrestler lands a couple of digs.
Spider Monkey has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Monkey keeping moving, preventing McWrestler from controlling successfully.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dude McWrestler showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for McWrestler, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dude McWrestler!

In his post fight interview, Dude McWrestler started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.

 

Event: C215: Billabong vs Ji Woo III     
Date:   Jul 30, 2023
#R1#
McWrestler blocks a head kick by Marciano.
Marciano getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
McWrestler scores with a hook to the body. Marciano takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
McWrestler throws the left hand but Marciano avoids the punch easily.
Nice uppercut lands for McWrestler. That snapped Marciano's head back.
McWrestler fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Marciano looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
McWrestler takes a swing at Marciano's ribcage but misses.
Marciano throws a body kick that misses
and McWrestler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Dude McWrestler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
McWrestler moves out of range as Marciano throws a body kick.
McWrestler changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
McWrestler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A shot to the body from McWrestler misses
and Marciano counters with a right hand to the body. #T1#
McWrestler shoots in but no luck this time.
Marciano bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Marciano keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
McWrestler throws a right and a left that Marciano avoids nicely.
McWrestler scores with a jab to the head.
Marciano drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
McWrestler ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
McWrestler misses with a straight right.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Marciano! But no joy.
McWrestler misses the shot to the body.
McWrestler jabs at Marciano's body.
Marciano bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.#T2#
Marciano lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Marciano throws an off balance right hand
and McWrestler counters with a stiff right hand.
McWrestler lunges at Marciano with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Marciano's hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Marciano takes a swing at McWrestler's ribcage but misses.
McWrestler shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dude McWrestler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Marciano takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Marciano misses the shot to the body.
McWrestler throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Marciano sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Marciano raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.#TD#
Marciano gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
McWrestler wants to pass the guard but Marciano is keeping the position.
McWrestler sitting in guard here, content to control. #T3#
McWrestler loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry. #ES2#
Marciano uses the cage to get back to his feet.
A jab from McWrestler does it's job there.
McWrestler misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Marciano.
McWrestler listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
A head kick misses from Marciano.
McWrestler misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Marciano.
McWrestler scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Marciano doesn't seem bothered though.
McWrestler shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Marciano as he jumps to the side.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Marciano! But no joy.#T4#
McWrestler tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Marciano stuffs the takedown attempt from McWrestler. McWrestler gets slowly back to his feet.
Marciano throws a body shot but no joy.
McWrestler swings for the body but Marciano moves out of range.
Marciano feints a counter leg kick.
McWrestler is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
McWrestler lands a nice hook to Marciano's body. Marciano takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McWrestler moves into range and connects with a jab.
Marciano bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
McWrestler cracks a nice hook into Marciano's ribs.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2#
McWrestler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Marciano moves away.
Marciano feints a counter leg kick.
McWrestler steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Marciano.
A little feinted left hand from McWrestler on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
The crowd cheers as McWrestler lands an impressive looking overhand right. Marciano doesn't seem phased though.
Marciano uses good head movement to avoid the hook from McWrestler.
Marciano looks like he wants to counter punch here.
McWrestler misses with a wild body shot.
Marciano thinks about the counter body kick.
McWrestler scores with a sloppy right hand. Marciano should have avoided that one.
McWrestler bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Marciano's head.
A jab from McWrestler does it's job there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Marciano with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling McWrestler to score with a decent uppercut.
Marciano takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Marciano throws a jab but it's blocked by McWrestler.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from McWrestler is defended easily by Marciano.#T1#
Marciano on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Marciano misses the body punch
and McWrestler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
McWrestler just misses with a punch to the body.
Marciano looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
McWrestler throws a body shot but no joy.
McWrestler's corner calls for a 1-2. McWrestler obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Marciano tries a head kick but it misses.
McWrestler scores with a crisp jab that stopped Marciano in his tracks. #T2#
Marciano takes a jab right on the kisser.
McWrestler lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.#TD#
McWrestler manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Marciano on his heels. He'll look to pass Marciano's guard now, I'm sure.

Marciano scrambles and gets back to his feet.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McWrestler on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Marciano takes one on the chin but seems OK.
McWrestler is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Marciano can do to turn this around?
Marciano takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Marciano throws a leg kick
and McWrestler makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
McWrestler scores with a nice strike.
McWrestler misses with a body shot.
Marciano falls off balance throwing a combination
and McWrestler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#T3#
McWrestler connects with a single shot there.
Marciano takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
McWrestler misses with a left hand
and Marciano counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
McWrestler misses with a looping left.
Mikey Marciano is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#KD2#
Marciano sends McWrestler crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Marciano is motioning to the referee to let McWrestler up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!#ROC2#McWrestler is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McWrestler stuns Marciano with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Oh McWrestler is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
McWrestler thows a left - swing and a miss!
Marciano swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Marciano wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
McWrestler seems to have got his legs back now.
Marciano has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
McWrestler misses with a body punch
and Marciano connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Marciano cracks McWrestler with a brutal left hook that knocks him out cold! This one is over in a flash! Game over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Mikey Marciano!
Our winner, Mikey Marciano, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
In defeat, Dude McWrestler stepped up to the mic, saying 'bleah'.

 

Event: C211: Kronos vs McWrestler III     
Date:   Jul 16, 2023
#R1#
McWrestler thuds a left hand into Doomsday's body.
Nice defenses there by Doomsday.
Doomsday misses with an uppercut. McWrestler saw that one coming.
McWrestler misses with a telegraphed body shot #TD#
and Doomsday counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
McWrestler trying to hold on to Doomsday's head to control him but Doomsday postures up.
McWrestler keeping hold of Doomsday's head, controlling as best he can.
McWrestler's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
McWrestler wants to control but Doomsday is keeping busy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Doomsday wants to work for an arm triangle but McWrestler is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
McWrestler trying to control here. #T1#
McWrestler tries to get to full guard but Doomsday has control of the leg. #SUB#
Doomsday seems to be looking for submissions.
McWrestler is looking for a sweep. Doomsday is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
McWrestler wants to control but Doomsday is keeping busy.
McWrestler won't allow Doomsday to pass to mount.
McWrestler works his way to full guard. Good work.
McWrestler is pulling down on Doomsday's head. It's preventing any offense from Doomsday, at least for the moment.
Doomsday landing with the ground and pound.
McWrestler looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T2#
Doomsday throws a big right hand that misses.
McWrestler looking for a sweep. Not yet McWrestler, not yet.
Doomsday won't allow McWrestler to get back to his feet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now McWrestler is on top in guard. #REVB#
McWrestler must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
McWrestler controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
We've been hearing good reports from Doomsday's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Let's hope that McWrestler has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.#T3##SUB#
Doomsday had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. McWrestler defends it easily.
McWrestler trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Doomsday looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
McWrestler content to stall in guard here.
Doomsday keeping moving, preventing McWrestler from controlling successfully. #SUB#
Doomsday is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and McWrestler defends well.
McWrestler is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.#T4#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
McWrestler tries to free his leg and advance position but Doomsday is retaining full guard.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw McWrestler working his ground and pound in the gym. He isn't landing a great percentage of his ground strikes so far though.
McWrestler is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
McWrestler trying to control but Doomsday is working from the bottom. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
McWrestler misses with an uppercut #TD#
and Doomsday counters with a nice double leg into side control. McWrestler won't be happy with that.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
McWrestler is looking for a sweep.
McWrestler wants to control but Doomsday postures up.
Doomsday creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
You can see the frustration on McWrestler's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Kronos Doomsday will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2#
Doomsday looks to land a left hand but McWrestler moved out of range nicely.
McWrestler uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Doomsday.
Dude McWrestler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McWrestler thows a left - swing and a miss!
McWrestler throws a right hand that misses #TD#
and Doomsday counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Doomsday prevents McWrestler from improving his position.
Doomsday is keen to just control but McWrestler is a slippery customer.
McWrestler is trying to maintain the position but Doomsday is very close to passing his half guard.
Doomsday wants to free his trapped foot but McWrestler is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Kronos Doomsday overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.#SUB#
Doomsday is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Doomsday trying to pass the guard but McWrestler defending well. #SUB#
Doomsday is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg. #T1#
McWrestler is trying to get back to full guard.
Doomsday is pressing down on McWrestler's thigh, looking to free his foot. McWrestler is holding on for now.
McWrestler keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.
McWrestler is trying to control but can't. #SUB#
Doomsday is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
McWrestler wants to improve his position but Doomsday is controlling well. #T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.#SUB#
Doomsday is looking for a kimura but McWrestler is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Doomsday to get the leverage.
Doomsday trying to mount his opponent but McWrestler defends it.
Doomsday prevents McWrestler from improving his position.
McWrestler moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Doomsday connects with a couple of short punches.
McWrestler is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Doomsday working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of McWrestler's head.
Doomsday preventing the sweep.
Doomsday is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that McWrestler can do to turn this around?
Doomsday content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
McWrestler wants to improve his position but instead Doomsday has moved into half guard.
McWrestler wants to improve his position but Doomsday is controlling well. #T3#
Doomsday wants to take a breather but McWrestler is having none of it. #SUB#
Doomsday is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and McWrestler defends it well.
Doomsday throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Doomsday trying to control from McWrestler's half guard. McWrestler has other ideas though and has regained full guard.
McWrestler has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
McWrestler keeping full guard, as Doomsday tries to pass.
McWrestler bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Doomsday's guard. #REVB##T4#
McWrestler stopping the sweep attempt from Doomsday.
McWrestler trying to control but Doomsday is working from the bottom. #SUB#
Doomsday had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. McWrestler defends it easily.
McWrestler slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Doomsday controls McWrestler momentarily but McWrestler frees himself.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Kronos Doomsday dominated that second round.
That's time! Doomsday's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R3#
McWrestler lands a body shot.
Doomsday looks to land a right hand but McWrestler moved out of range.
A nice side step and McWrestler releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Doomsday throws a sloppy body shot
and McWrestler counters with a stiff right hand.
McWrestler misses with a straight right.
McWrestler missing with a left hand there. Doomsday was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Doomsday tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
McWrestler throws out a loose jab but Doomsday uses good head movement to avoid it.
McWrestler connects with a looping right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Doomsday connects with a looping right hand.
A decent looking cross lands there for McWrestler.
Doomsday takes one on the chin but seems OK.
McWrestler throws the left hand but Doomsday avoids the punch easily.
Doomsday seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.#T1##TD2#
McWrestler bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Doomsday is looking for a sweep.
McWrestler wants to lay and pray for a moment but Doomsday keeps working.
McWrestler tries to move to mount but Doomsday blocks the move with his legs.
McWrestler trying to control the position but Doomsday is working away.
Doomsday is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked McWrestler off and has taken his back!
Doomsday not allowing McWrestler to control his hands.
Even with his hooks in, Doomsday manages to miss with strikes from the back.
Doomsday looking to soften up his opponent with punches.
You can see the frustration on McWrestler's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.
Doomsday gets his hands free as McWrestler looks to control. #T2#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#SUB#
McWrestler preventing the rear naked choke attempt from Doomsday.
McWrestler has his hands over his head blocking the strikes from Doomsday.
McWrestler tries to escape the position.
Doomsday lands a punch that was close to the back of the head but the ref thinks it's OK.
McWrestler is trying to break free.
Doomsday has his opponent trapped and is landing shots. Not a good position for McWrestler.
McWrestler wants to escape the position. #SUB#
Doomsday working for a RNC but it's not happening just yet.
Doomsday gets his hands free as McWrestler looks to control.
McWrestler rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done. #SUB#
Doomsday is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, McWrestler has managed to free his arm - good work. #T3##SUB#
Doomsday is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
McWrestler trying to control here.
Doomsday looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks McWrestler with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
McWrestler is controlling Doomsday's position as best he can from this difficult position.
Doomsday lands with a punch from half guard.
McWrestler is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
McWrestler holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now. #T4#
Doomsday is looking to take a break and control but McWrestler is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
McWrestler tries to get to full guard but Doomsday has control of the leg.
Doomsday trying to control from McWrestler's half guard. McWrestler has other ideas though and has regained full guard.
Doomsday prevents McWrestler from getting back to his feet. #SUB#
Doomsday thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
McWrestler is trying to control the position but Doomsday postures up.
McWrestler looking for a sweep. Not yet McWrestler, not yet.
Doomsday trying to control the position from guard on top but McWrestler is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Doomsday throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Doomsday advances to half guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but Kronos Doomsday did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R4#
Doomsday scores with a jab. McWrestler acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Doomsday takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
McWrestler throws an off balance right hand #TD#
and Doomsday counters with a single leg into guard. McWrestler didn't expect that.
Doomsday scoring with punches to the head and body.
Doomsday is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
McWrestler wants to sweep but no luck.
Doomsday trying to control the position from guard on top but McWrestler is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Doomsday with a nice head shot there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Doomsday's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Doomsday trying to control but McWrestler is working from the bottom.
Doomsday loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry. #T1#
McWrestler looking to control.
Doomsday working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
McWrestler looking to control but Doomsday passes into half guard.
McWrestler is trying to maintain the position but Doomsday is very close to passing his half guard.
McWrestler tries to get to full guard but Doomsday has control of the leg. #SUB#
McWrestler is defending against the submission attempts here by Doomsday.
McWrestler is looking for a sweep. Doomsday is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.#T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Doomsday is nestled in close to McWrestler, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Doomsday missing with the ground and pound from half guard. #SUB#
Doomsday is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
McWrestler trying to control from the bottom.
Dude McWrestler has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#SUB#
Doomsday is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and McWrestler defends it well. #SUB#
Doomsday is working for a submission of some sort.
McWrestler trying to control here. #T3#
McWrestler is looking to improve his position.
McWrestler is trying to control but can't.
McWrestler tries to roll over but Doomsday keeps him under control.
McWrestler trying to control but Doomsday postures up.
McWrestler is staying active underneath Doomsday, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
McWrestler gets back to full guard.
Doomsday trying to control the position from guard on top but McWrestler is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Doomsday distracts McWrestler with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.#T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
McWrestler looking to control.
Doomsday wants to control from the top but McWrestler keeps moving.
Doomsday is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because McWrestler is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Doomsday stopping the sweep attempt from McWrestler.#REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by McWrestler.
McWrestler throws an off balance right hand
and Doomsday counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
McWrestler connects with a good right hand that stumbles Doomsday. Doomsday circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Dude McWrestler seems to be getting the better of the standup.
The fighters circling - McWrestler throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Doomsday displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as McWrestler throws out the jab.
Doomsday jabbing away but nothing is landing.
McWrestler doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Doomsday uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from McWrestler.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Kronos Doomsday had his way with Dude McWrestler in that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!#R5#
McWrestler thows a left - swing and a miss!
McWrestler scores with a shot to the body. #CL#
Doomsday takes the fight into the clinch.
Doomsday jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as McWrestler walks away with a smile on his face. Doomsday gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
McWrestler throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Doomsday stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Doomsday moves out of range of the strikes.
McWrestler waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Doomsday.
Doomsday changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
McWrestler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler throws out a loose jab but Doomsday uses good head movement to avoid it.
Doomsday steps to the side to avoid the strikes from McWrestler.
McWrestler misses with a looping left.
A telegraphed right hand from Doomsday misses the target. #T1#
Jab by McWrestler.
Doomsday lands with an uppercut that bounces McWrestler off the cage and back into range.
McWrestler uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Doomsday.
Doomsday is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
A looping hook to the body misses from McWrestler. Doomsday does a little dance to reset his feet.
Doomsday moves out of range as McWrestler strikes.
McWrestler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Doomsday manages to avoid it.
Doomsday feinted with a counter takedown.
McWrestler takes a jab right on the kisser.
Doomsday jabs McWrestler to the body, keeping him at a distance.
McWrestler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Doomsday.
McWrestler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Doomsday manages to avoid it.
McWrestler misses with a hook to the body
and Doomsday counters with a stiff right hand. #T2#
McWrestler throws a lazy right hand but Doomsday sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A little feinted left hand from Doomsday on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
McWrestler misses with a looping left.
McWrestler throws a lazy uppercut
and Doomsday cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
McWrestler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
McWrestler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Doomsday throwing a counter right hand but McWrestler manages to avoid it.
Doomsday works McWrestler's body with a nice hook.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McWrestler throws a hook but Doomsday avoids it easily.
McWrestler misses with a left hand
and Doomsday counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A swing and a miss from Doomsday.
McWrestler swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
McWrestler throws a poor cross that misses #TD#
and Doomsday counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Doomsday throws a big right hand that misses.
Doomsday pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. McWrestler is keeping the position for now.
Doomsday throwing strikes from guard but McWrestler blocks nicely. #T3#
Doomsday connects with a couple of short punches.
Doomsday preventing the sweep.
Doomsday trying to control but McWrestler is working from the bottom. #SUB#
Doomsday has gone for a leg lock! McWrestler slips out almost immediately though and dives into Doomsday's guard.#REVB##SUB#
Doomsday is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
McWrestler looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Doomsday looking to control. #T4#
McWrestler controls the pace of the fight for a moment.#SUB#
Doomsday looking for a guillotine here but McWrestler defends easily.
Doomsday keeping moving, preventing McWrestler from controlling successfully. #SUB#
Doomsday looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening. #SUB#
Doomsday looking for a guillotine here but McWrestler defends easily.
McWrestler looking to control the position here, rather than advance.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Kronos Doomsday.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Doomsday, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Taro Takaoka scores the fight 50:45
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight 50:45
Judge Hirohito Nitta scores the fight 50:45

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Kronos Doomsday!

Kronos Doomsday retains his welterweight title!
A relieved looking Kronos Doomsday thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
Dude McWrestler spoke after the fight, saying 'bleah'.

 

Event: C208: McWrestler vs Kronos II     
Date:   Jul 09, 2023
#R1#
A slow jab from Doomsday misses its intended target.
McWrestler thuds a left hand into Doomsday's body.
McWrestler lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
McWrestler goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Dude McWrestler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McWrestler throws out a loose jab but Doomsday uses good head movement to avoid it.
Doomsday is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Doomsday connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
McWrestler swings for the body but Doomsday moves out of range.
Doomsday tests McWrestler's chin there with a solid looking shot.
McWrestler misses with a body shot.
McWrestler looks to score with a jab to the body but Doomsday is just out of range.
Good standup being displayed there by McWrestler as he connects with a hook.#TD2#
Doomsday scores with a takedown into McWrestler's guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Doomsday tries to free his leg and advance position but McWrestler is retaining full guard. #T1#
McWrestler keeping moving, preventing Doomsday from controlling successfully.
Doomsday slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
McWrestler is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
McWrestler struggling a bit here.
Doomsday in the domination position with McWrestler hanging on.
Doomsday is looking to take a break and control but McWrestler is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
McWrestler is looking to reverse the position.#T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
McWrestler wants to control but Doomsday postures up.
McWrestler is trying to improve his position.
McWrestler is trying to control Doomsday's posture but Doomsday avoids it.
An elbow from Doomsday crashes against the mat.
Doomsday fails to land a wild elbow strike.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Doomsday scores with punches from side control.
Doomsday throwing shots but missing, from side control. #T3##SUB2#
Doomsday is working to tighten his grip on McWrestler's neck. He's isolated an arm and is working for an arm triangle. McWrestler has recognised the danger and is trying to turn with the submission but Doomsday is really squeezing tight and eventually McWrestler passes out! Doomsday breaks the hold and jumps onto the cage to celebrate! Submission of the night, I'd say!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Kronos Doomsday!
Kronos Doomsday is the new welterweight champion!
Kronos Doomsday decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
The defeated Dude McWrestler had this to say: 'bleah'.

 

Event: C204: Man vs McWrestler V     
Date:   Jun 25, 2023
#R1#
Man takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Man gets cracked with a nice right hand there by McWrestler.
Man slips a jab from McWrestler.
Man looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
McWrestler lands with an uppercut that bounces Man off the cage and back into range.
Man connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between McWrestler's hands.
McWrestler throws a big shot that misses.
Man appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
McWrestler dives in and grabs Man's left leg, looking for a takedown. Man pushes down on McWrestler's head and hops out.
Jab from McWrestler.
McWrestler throws a hook but Man blocks it.
Man takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Man loads up on a big right hand but McWrestler slips the punch.
The fighters circling - McWrestler throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dude McWrestler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Man throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Man misses with an uppercut. McWrestler saw that one coming.
McWrestler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Man lands with a good body shot.
Man throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
McWrestler moves out of range as Man strikes.
A swing and a miss from McWrestler.
Man throws out a loose jab but McWrestler uses good head movement to avoid it. #T1#
McWrestler blocks a jab.
A looping hook to the body misses from McWrestler. Man does a little dance to reset his feet.
Man takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
McWrestler tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Man throws a low kick but McWrestler avoids it.
McWrestler scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Good exchange - McWrestler coming out on top.
McWrestler lands an overhand right.
Man chopping away at his opponent's legs.
McWrestler misses with an uppercut.
McWrestler throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
McWrestler steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Man.
McWrestler misses with an uppercut
and Man counters with a good, hard body kick but McWrestler shrugs it off.
McWrestler catches Man with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Man misses with a hook.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McWrestler shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Man eats them both and turns towards McWrestler to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
A head kick misses from Man.
It seemed like McWrestler was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Man steps to the side to avoid the strikes from McWrestler.#T2#
Man misses with a looping right.
McWrestler chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Man can pounce on him.
McWrestler misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Man.
McWrestler closes the distance and clinches up with Man, looking for a takedown. McWrestler pushes Man against the cage but Man circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Man ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
McWrestler looks to land a right hand but Man moved out of range.
Man defending well as McWrestler loads up on a big left hand.
Man tried to counter with a leg kick but McWrestler avoided it.#CL2#
McWrestler has managed to clinch.
Man misses with a shot to the kidneys.
McWrestler fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
McWrestler lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
McWrestler is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
McWrestler stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Man works on McWrestler's body with a couple of short punches.
McWrestler misses with the head strike.
A body shot lands from Man.
McWrestler misses with a short punch on the inside. #T3#
McWrestler blocks a punch to the side of the head.
McWrestler blocks an uppercut. #BC#
Man's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A big right from Man misses.
Man punishes McWrestler's body with a nice straight punch.
Man slips under a jab.
McWrestler shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Man sprawls well. Man wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. McWrestler gets slowly back to his feet.
Matrix Man has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dude McWrestler.
McWrestler blocks a leg kick.
McWrestler waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Man.
Matrix Man is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Man slips under a jab.
Man slips under a jab from McWrestler.
Man jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Decent striking displayed by McWrestler there.
The crowd cheers as McWrestler lands an impressive looking overhand right. Man doesn't seem phased though.
McWrestler waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Man.
McWrestler fails with an attempt to clinch.
McWrestler throws a hook but Man blocks it.#T4#
Man misses with a looping right.
Man looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A clash of legs there as McWrestler blocks the low kick.
The crowd cheers as McWrestler lands an impressive looking overhand right. Man doesn't seem phased though.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McWrestler fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Man stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Man misses with a low kick.
Man tried to score with a low kick but McWrestler checks it.
Man throws a body punch but McWrestler moves out of range.
McWrestler scores with the left hand. Man knows he should have avoided that one.
McWrestler missing with a left hand there. Man was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Man attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Man swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Man throws an off balance right hand
letting McWrestler counter with a right hand.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
McWrestler tries to bum rush Man with a series of wild strikes but Man uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
McWrestler misses with an uppercut. Man saw that one coming.
Man avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Man throwing a counter right hand but McWrestler manages to avoid it.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
McWrestler jabs Man right on the nose. Man blinks but takes it well.
Man fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and McWrestler has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
McWrestler cracks Man with a right hand to the side of the head.
McWrestler misses with a hook.
Man looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
McWrestler paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
McWrestler lands with an overhand left.
Man jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Man connects with a good right hand that stumbles McWrestler. McWrestler circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
McWrestler goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Man throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
McWrestler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
McWrestler might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Man scores with a shot to the body.
A big right from McWrestler misses.
A jab from McWrestler misses.
McWrestler is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Man moves out of range as McWrestler strikes.
McWrestler waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Man.
Man throws a sloppy head kick
and McWrestler counters with a right hand to the body. #T1#
Nice defenses there by Man.
McWrestler swinging wildly here.
Man finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Man slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Man takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Man slips under a jab from McWrestler.
Man looks to throw the jab but McWrestler is out of range.
Man misses with a looping left.
Man fakes a jab and throws a low kick but McWrestler checks it well.
Dude McWrestler seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Man throws a jab when McWrestler was well out of range.
McWrestler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Man moves away.
McWrestler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
It looked like Man wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Man throws an overhand right that lands on McWrestler's shoulder, as McWrestler tries to avoid the shot.
Man on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Man uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from McWrestler.
A clash of legs there as McWrestler blocks the low kick.#T2#
McWrestler throws out a loose jab but Man uses good head movement to avoid it.
McWrestler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
McWrestler uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Man.
Man displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as McWrestler throws out the jab.
Man seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Man throws an off balance right hand
and McWrestler counters with a lovely shot to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Man moves forwards but McWrestler connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Man uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from McWrestler.
Man walks into a jab.
McWrestler tries to clinch but Man is having none of it.
Man lands a slapping body shot.
Man lands with a good body shot.
McWrestler has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
McWrestler misses the jab.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Man slips a jab and a cross from McWrestler.
Man is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
McWrestler bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Man's head backwards.
Man scores with a leg kick.
McWrestler cracks Man with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
McWrestler takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Man looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.#T3#
McWrestler misses with a left hand
letting Man counter with a right hand.
Man needs to keep his hands up - McWrestler had a free shot at his head there.
Man moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Man walks into a straight right hand from McWrestler.
Man on the wrong end of a nice jab.
McWrestler throws a hook but Man avoids it easily.
Man moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
McWrestler moves away from the strike by Man.
McWrestler doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Man throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Man smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
McWrestler shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Man ducks under a wild hook from McWrestler.
McWrestler misses with a shot to the body
and Man counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Nice jab there from McWrestler.
McWrestler throws a hook but Man blocks it.
Man takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Man fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.#T4#
A looping hook to the body misses from McWrestler. Man does a little dance to reset his feet.
Man looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
McWrestler lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
The fighters circling - Man throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Man misses the shot to the body.
McWrestler throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Man counters with a nice body shot.
McWrestler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Man was well out of range. Poor timing from McWrestler.
A quick step to the side and Man tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
McWrestler misses with a wild body shot.
McWrestler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Man was well out of range. Poor timing from McWrestler.
McWrestler misses with a body shot.
McWrestler checks a leg kick.
McWrestler is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Man moves out of range of the strikes.
McWrestler throws a right hand that misses
and Man counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Man slips under a jab from McWrestler.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
McWrestler keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Man.
Man is looking to slow McWrestler down with leg kicks.
McWrestler stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Man.
McWrestler with a nice cross.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Dude McWrestler will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R3#
Man fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McWrestler manages to avoid it.
McWrestler looks to land a left hand but Man moved out of range nicely.
Nice defenses there by McWrestler.
Man with a jab.
McWrestler misses with an uppercut. Man saw that one coming.
Man throwing a counter right hand but McWrestler manages to avoid it.
A shot to the liver by Man. Beautiful body shot.
A jab from Man does it's job there.
Man misses with an uppercut
enabling McWrestler to counter with a crisp jab.
Man tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and McWrestler is able to avoid easily.
McWrestler lands a body shot.
Man pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Man throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck McWrestler on the side of the head.
Man just misses with a punch to the body.
McWrestler misses with an uppercut. Man saw that one coming.
Man throws a right hand that misses
enabling McWrestler to counter with a crisp jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McWrestler lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
McWrestler cracks Man with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.#T1#
Man throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
McWrestler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Man.
Man connects with a good right hand that stumbles McWrestler. McWrestler circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
McWrestler fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Man clobbers McWrestler with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
McWrestler is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Man.
McWrestler stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Man.
McWrestler throws a right hand that misses
and Man counters with a right hand to the body.
Man throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
McWrestler lands a jab to the nose.
McWrestler avoids a punch combination nicely.
McWrestler throws a hook to the side of Man's head but Man sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Man steps to the side to avoid the strikes from McWrestler.
Jab by Man.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McWrestler misses with a body shot.
Man throwing a counter right hand but McWrestler manages to avoid it.
Man misses with a straight left. #T2#
Man takes one to the side of the head.
Man scores with a punch to the head.
Man lands a jab to the head.
McWrestler scores with a jab. Man acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
A thudding body kick lands there by Man!
McWrestler moves away from the strike by Man.
McWrestler throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Man scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
McWrestler's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
McWrestler throws a lazy right hand but Man sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
McWrestler scores with a jab.
McWrestler takes one on the chin but seems OK.
McWrestler's corner calls for a 1-2. McWrestler obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Man loads up on a big right hand but McWrestler slips the punch.
Man looks to throw the jab but McWrestler is out of range.
McWrestler slips a straight right by Man.
A countering left hand to the body from McWrestler misses.
McWrestler smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.#T3#
Man uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from McWrestler.
Man slips a straight right by McWrestler.
McWrestler moves out of range of the strikes.
A looping hook to the body misses from Man. McWrestler does a little dance to reset his feet.
Man throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Man is looking to slow McWrestler down with leg kicks.
Man fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and McWrestler has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Man staying out of range there.
Man swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jab from McWrestler.
McWrestler connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
McWrestler throws the left hand but Man avoids the punch easily.
Man throws a body punch but McWrestler moves out of range.
Man goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
McWrestler chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Man can pounce on him.
McWrestler bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.#T4##CL2#
McWrestler takes the fight into the clinch.
Still in the clinch, McWrestler scores with a nice short uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Man is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
McWrestler lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Man backwards.
A hook to the body from McWrestler.
Man blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by McWrestler.
Man blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Man makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Man tried to land a shot to the body but connects with McWrestler's elbow.
Man makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Man lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Man misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Man pushes McWrestler back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dude McWrestler seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.#BC#
Man breaks the clinch.
McWrestler moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but Matrix Man did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R4#
Man throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Man slips under a jab from McWrestler.
Man misses with a body kick.
McWrestler swings for the body but Man moves out of range.
Man tests McWrestler's chin there with a solid looking shot.
McWrestler throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Man on the side of the head.
Man moves out of range as McWrestler strikes.
McWrestler throws a body shot but no joy.
McWrestler avoids the body shot from Man.
A decent looking cross lands there for Man.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
McWrestler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Man.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Man lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and McWrestler has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from McWrestler and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Man takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
McWrestler swings and misses with a shot to the body
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
McWrestler bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.#T1#
A low kick from Man misses
and McWrestler counters with a straight right hand.
Man throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McWrestler on the wrong end of a nice jab.
McWrestler connects with a looping right hand.
McWrestler swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Man counters with a nice low kick that buckles McWrestler's knee momentarily.
McWrestler swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Man.
McWrestler lands with an uppercut that bounces Man off the cage and back into range.
McWrestler connects with a good right hand that stumbles Man. Man circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
McWrestler swings for the body but Man moves out of range.
McWrestler throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Man stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
McWrestler throws a jab when Man was well out of range.
Man was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Man tried to score with a low kick but McWrestler checks it.
McWrestler checks a leg kick nicely.
McWrestler throws the left hand but Man avoids the punch easily.
Man is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by McWrestler.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McWrestler has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Man finds it's way round the side to connect with McWrestler's head. #T2#
McWrestler scores with a hook to the body. Man takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
A leg kick checked by McWrestler.
McWrestler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Man ducks under a wild hook from McWrestler.
Man moves out of range as McWrestler strikes.
McWrestler rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Man counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. McWrestler is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Man bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Man rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and McWrestler counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Man sizes up McWrestler with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Nice cross by McWrestler.
McWrestler on the wrong end of a nice hook.
McWrestler tries to clinch but Man moves out of range.
McWrestler misses with a looping right.
McWrestler misses with an uppercut.
Man on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there. #T3#
McWrestler throws a hook but Man blocks it.
Man gets off balance looking for a body kick#TD2#
and McWrestler counters with a single leg into guard. Man didn't expect that.

Man is edging up against the cage. He's using the cage to get back to his feet. Nice work there - the fighters are clinched.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Man tried to land a shot to the body but connects with McWrestler's elbow.
McWrestler misses with some punches.
McWrestler misses with a punch on the inside.
McWrestler swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Man lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of McWrestler backwards.
Man fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Still in the clinch, Man scores with a nice short uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
With the fighters clinched against the cage, McWrestler creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Man fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Man throws a blind hook that connects with the side of McWrestlers head. #TD2#
McWrestler has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Man is trying to keep an underhook but McWrestler manages to get the takedown into half guard.
Man has hold of McWrestler's hands but McWrestler slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.#T4##ES#
Man manages to create a bit of space in order to work his way back to his feet. McWrestler keeps hold of his opponent and drives him back against the cage.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
McWrestler fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
McWrestler is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
McWrestler has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Man seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if McWrestler can turn it around.
McWrestler throws a head punch that misses.
Man makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Man tries to work over McWrestler's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
McWrestler misses with a hook from the clinch.
Man blocks a punch to the side of the head. #BC#
Man's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Some wild striking there from McWrestler.
McWrestler throws an overhand right that lands on Man's shoulder, as Man tries to avoid the shot.
Man is looking to counter punch.
Man walks into a jab.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close fourth round but Dude McWrestler will probably get the nod - 10:9.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!#R5#
Man connects with a right hand. McWrestler shakes it off.
McWrestler throws an off balance right hand
and Man counters with a straight right hand.
Man fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but McWrestler is out of range.
McWrestler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
McWrestler checks a leg kick.
Man gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
McWrestler throws an overhand right that lands on Man's shoulder, as Man tries to avoid the shot.
McWrestler getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Man ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Man looks to score with a jab to the body but McWrestler is just out of range.
McWrestler misses with a looping left.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Man lands a straight punch to the body, keeping McWrestler at a distance.
McWrestler slips under a jab.
A shot to the liver by Man. Beautiful body shot.
McWrestler fails with the takedown.#T1#
Man looks to land a right hand but McWrestler moved out of range.
Man scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Man fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McWrestler manages to avoid it.
Man lands a jab to the nose.
Man walks into a stiff left hand from McWrestler.
McWrestler blocks a low kick nicely.
Man avoids a punch combination nicely.
Man ducks under a wild hook from McWrestler.
Man throws a poor cross that misses
enabling McWrestler to counter with a crisp jab.
Man throws an overhand right that lands on McWrestler's shoulder, as McWrestler tries to avoid the shot.
McWrestler just misses with a punch to the body.
Man scores with a nice head shot.
McWrestler swings for the body but Man moves out of range.
Man lands a slapping body shot.
Man misses with a hook. McWrestler ducked under it nicely. #T2#
Man throws an uppercut from half a mile away. McWrestler sees it coming and avoids it easily.
McWrestler checks a low kick from Man.
A nice side step and McWrestler releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Man throws a hook but McWrestler blocks it.
McWrestler throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Man on the side of the head.
McWrestler uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Man.
McWrestler shoots in looking for a takedown. Man tries to sprawl out of it but McWrestler keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Man manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
McWrestler misses with a straight right.
Man misses with a jab to the body
and McWrestler counters with a stiff right hand.
Man uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McWrestler.
Man misses with a looping left.
McWrestler looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Man moves away from the strike by McWrestler.
A shot to the liver by McWrestler. Beautiful body shot.
Man throws a hook but McWrestler avoids it easily.#T3#
McWrestler lunges at Man with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Man's hand.
A swing and a miss from McWrestler.
A counter left hand to the body from Man misses its target.
Man slips a straight right by McWrestler.
A shot to the liver by Man. Beautiful body shot.
Man throws a hook but McWrestler avoids it easily.
Man looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
McWrestler steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Man.
McWrestler misses with a double jab
and Man counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps McWrestler thinking.
Man misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McWrestler.
Man lands a really nice looking cross but McWrestler seems unphased. #CL2#
McWrestler clinches up with Man and pushes him back against the cage.
Man scores with a hook to the body.
McWrestler lands with a right to the head.
McWrestler blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
McWrestler prevents a body shot from Man. #T4#
McWrestler dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McWrestler misses with a short punch on the inside.
Man tries a body shot but McWrestler blocks it.
Man tries a body shot but McWrestler blocks it.
A right hook to the body lands for Man.
A nice right hand lands inside from Man.
Man makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Man lands a hook that snaps the head of McWrestler backwards.
Good body shot from Man.
McWrestler is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?#BC#
Man's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
McWrestler gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Man connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Man connects with a crisp jab.
Matrix Man has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Man takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Nice uppercut there from Man.#ROC#McWrestler is rocked!

And that's the end of the fight!
Matrix Man showed his dominance in that final round.
I think McWrestler has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 48:48
Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 47:48
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 47:48

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Dude McWrestler!

Dude McWrestler is the new welterweight champion!
Dude McWrestler decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.

 

Event: C200: Kahn vs Titus     
Date:   Jun 11, 2023
#R1#
McWrestler scores with a hook.
McWrestler ducks under a wild hook from Pierre.
Pierre takes a swing at McWrestler's ribcage but misses.
A jab from Pierre misses.
Pierre throws a jab but it's blocked by McWrestler.
McWrestler attempts a counter takedown but Pierre avoids it well and moves away.
Pierre takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!#TD#
McWrestler drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
McWrestler trying to control but Pierre is working from the bottom.
McWrestler makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
McWrestler throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
McWrestler stands up over Pierre, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
McWrestler is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
McWrestler throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Pierre works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
McWrestler postures up and lands some nice ground and pound. #T1#
McWrestler advances position into side control!
McWrestler scoring with punches from side control.
An elbow from McWrestler crashes against the mat.
A lull in the action here.
McWrestler looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Pierre is avoiding damage well.
McWrestler lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Pierre down.
McWrestler is staying tight to Pierre's torso, preventing him from escaping.
McWrestler misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
McWrestler fails to land a wild elbow strike.
McWrestler has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.#T2#
McWrestler landing strikes.
McWrestler landing a few strikes.
Pierre dodges the ground and pound from McWrestler.
McWrestler trying to control the position but Pierre is working away.
Pierre avoids any damage from the ground and pound of McWrestler.
McWrestler wants to control but Pierre is keeping him busy.
McWrestler creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.#T3#
McWrestler working the body and head with strikes.
A lull in the action here as McWrestler stalls from top position.
McWrestler throws an elbow but Pierre slips to the side and avoids it well.
Pierre defending against the ground and pound.
Pierre is letting McWrestler control him for a moment.
McWrestler throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Pierre is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
McWrestler landing with strikes to the head and body from side control. #T4#
McWrestler in side control, just content to control the action for now.
Pierre managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by McWrestler.
McWrestler scoring with punches from side control.
McWrestler working the ground and pound from side control.
McWrestler misses with the ground and pound.
McWrestler throws an elbow but Pierre slips to the side and avoids it well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McWrestler controlling from side mount.
Pierre is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but McWrestler has just dragged him back down to the mat.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R2#
McWrestler jabs Pierre to the body, keeping him at a distance.
McWrestler stuns Pierre with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
George Pierre is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
McWrestler scores with a hook.
Pierre throws a hook but McWrestler blocks it.
McWrestler ducks under a wild hook from Pierre.
Pierre misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
McWrestler appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
McWrestler throws a hook but Pierre avoids it easily.
Pierre takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Pierre keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from McWrestler.
McWrestler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McWrestler connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
McWrestler scores with a decent looking hook.
Pierre misses with a two punch combination.
McWrestler was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pierre uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from McWrestler.
Dude McWrestler is winning the standup battle so far.
Pierre looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Pierre throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Pierre gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Pierre takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Pierre looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple. #T1#
A big right from McWrestler misses.
George Pierre is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Pierre swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The fighters circle momentarily. McWrestler darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Nice defenses there by McWrestler.
McWrestler dips down and scores with a jab to the body.#TD#
McWrestler feints and as Pierre raises his hands in defense, McWrestler changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
McWrestler is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Pierre can do to turn this around?
Pierre keeping moving, preventing McWrestler from controlling successfully.
McWrestler content to stall in guard here.
Pierre keeping moving, preventing McWrestler from controlling successfully. #T2#
McWrestler scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
McWrestler scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
McWrestler engaging in some classic timewasting tactics. #ES2#
Pierre manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pierre bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Pierre slips under a jab.
Pierre moves out of range of the strikes.
McWrestler's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and McWrestler duly obliges.
McWrestler moves out of range of the strikes.
McWrestler looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Pierre is fending him off so far but McWrestler persists. Nope, Pierre circles away and we're back to standing.
Pierre misses with a series of wild punches. #T3#
McWrestler connects with a right hand. Pierre shakes it off.
Pierre throws an uppercut from half a mile away. McWrestler sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A little feinted left hand from McWrestler on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
McWrestler blocks a jab.
Pierre takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
McWrestler ducks under a wild hook from Pierre.
McWrestler uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Pierre has time to react.
Pierre is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
McWrestler closes the distance and clinches up with Pierre, looking for a takedown. McWrestler pushes Pierre against the cage but Pierre circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
It looks like McWrestler has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
McWrestler throws a lazy right hand but Pierre sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Pierre takes a jab right on the kisser.
McWrestler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Pierre throws a shot to the body.
A swing and a miss from Pierre.
McWrestler slips under a jab from Pierre.
Pierre swings widly with a right hand
and McWrestler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McWrestler lands a lovely overhand right.#T4#
McWrestler steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Pierre.
Pierre might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Pierre throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent McWrestler stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Pierre throws an ugly left hook that misses
and McWrestler counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
McWrestler scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
McWrestler pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Pierre misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McWrestler.
Pierre takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
McWrestler shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dude McWrestler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Pierre throws a hook but McWrestler avoids it easily.
McWrestler keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Pierre.
McWrestler lands with a straight right. Pierre didn't see that one coming.#CL#
McWrestler rushes Pierre and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
McWrestler lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Pierre backwards.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
McWrestler lands with a short shot to the head.
McWrestler makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
McWrestler misses with a punch to the body.
A short right from McWrestler.
A shot in the inside from Pierre.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!#R3#
Pierre scores with a jab.
The fighters circling - Pierre throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
An attempted straight right counter from McWrestler misses the target.
Pierre throws a jab when McWrestler was well out of range.
McWrestler keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Pierre slips under a jab.
Pierre looks to land a combination but McWrestler avoids it well.
McWrestler moves out of range as Pierre strikes.
McWrestler uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Pierre.
McWrestler moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Pierre throws an off balance right hand
and McWrestler counters with a straight right hand.
Pierre blocks a jab.
Pierre throws a right hand that misses
and McWrestler counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Pierre thinking.
Pierre swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McWrestler connects with a jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pierre misses with a wild combination.
Pierre throws a predictable looking body shot
enabling McWrestler to counter with a crisp jab.
Pierre takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing. #T1#
McWrestler shoots in for a takedown but Pierre shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
McWrestler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McWrestler swings for the body but Pierre moves out of range.
McWrestler lands with a hook. Pierre tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
McWrestler avoids the body shot from Pierre.
Pierre fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
The crowd cheers as McWrestler lands an impressive looking overhand right. Pierre doesn't seem phased though.
Pierre misses with a wild body shot.
McWrestler slips a jab from Pierre.
McWrestler is looking to counter punch.
McWrestler scores with a jab.
Pierre looks to land a right hand but McWrestler moved out of range.
Pierre has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Pierre there as he acknowledges the shot.
McWrestler cracks Pierre with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Pierre moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pierre misses with a series of wild punches.
McWrestler throws a lazy right hand but Pierre sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Nice defenses there by McWrestler.#T2#
McWrestler swings for the body but Pierre moves out of range.
Pierre takes one on the button.
McWrestler moves away from the strike by Pierre.
Jab from McWrestler.
McWrestler avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A telegraphed right hand from Pierre misses the target.
McWrestler displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Pierre throws out the jab.
McWrestler seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
McWrestler uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Pierre.
Pierre gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Pierre misses with a looping right.
McWrestler scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
McWrestler lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Some wild striking there from Pierre.
McWrestler tries to clinch but Pierre moves out of range.
Pierre looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Nice jab there from McWrestler.
Pierre looks to land a combination but McWrestler avoids it well. #T3#
Pierre walks into a left hand.
Pierre lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but McWrestler circles away quickly and effectively.
Pierre has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
A jab from McWrestler finds it's way through Pierre's defenses.
Pierre is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
McWrestler falls off balance throwing a combination
and Pierre counters with a nice uppercut.
George Pierre has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
McWrestler ducks under a wild hook from Pierre.
Pierre throws out a loose jab but McWrestler uses good head movement to avoid it. #TD#
McWrestler throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Pierre was covering up waiting for the punch and McWrestler finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Pierre is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst McWrestler is controlling him.
McWrestler trying to control but Pierre is working from the bottom. #T4#
McWrestler is in close to Pierre's body, working some short punches and elbows.
McWrestler throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McWrestler not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
McWrestler is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
McWrestler working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
McWrestler makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dude McWrestler showed his dominance in that final round.
Well McWrestler has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dude McWrestler!

A less than humble Dude McWrestler misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.

 

Event: C196: Bonaparte vs Rader     
Date:   May 28, 2023
#R1#
Man keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from McWrestler.
McWrestler dives in and grabs Man's left leg, looking for a takedown. Man pushes down on McWrestler's head and hops out.
McWrestler takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Man misses with a body kick. #TD#
McWrestler throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Man was covering up waiting for the punch and McWrestler finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Man looking to control.
Man wants to stand up but McWrestler is controlling him.
McWrestler trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Man is looking to stand up but McWrestler isn't so interested in that idea.
Man keeping moving, preventing McWrestler from controlling successfully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Man wants to stand and escape but McWrestler is having none of it.
Man utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Man wants to stand up but McWrestler is controlling him.
McWrestler throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Man works some decent striking defense from the bottom. #T1#
Man being controlled here, momentarily.
Man has momentary wrist control but McWrestler slips an elbow through the middle.
Man keeping full guard, as McWrestler tries to pass.
McWrestler is working Man over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Man wants to stand but McWrestler is controlling the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McWrestler trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Man preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
McWrestler content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
McWrestler is working Man over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
McWrestler trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
McWrestler prevents Man from getting back to his feet. #T2#
McWrestler stays in close to Man's body and controls the position. #ES2#
Man pushes McWrestler off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
McWrestler moves out of range of the strikes.
McWrestler drops down looking for a counter takedown but Man sprawls and moves away.
McWrestler just misses with a punch to the body.
McWrestler throws a series of punches but Man moves out of range.
Man ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
McWrestler tries to clinch up.
McWrestler throws a hook but Man avoids it easily.
Man lands a nice leg kick that just misses McWrestler's sensitive parts.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Man misses with a hook. McWrestler ducked under it nicely.
A swing and a miss from Man.
McWrestler tries to clinch up
and Man counters with a thumping low kick.
McWrestler throws a right and a left that both miss.#T3#
McWrestler defending well as Man loads up on a big left hand.
Man defends well against a solid takedown attempt from McWrestler.
McWrestler lands a glancing blow to the side of Man's head.
Man staying out of range there.
McWrestler closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
A big right from Man misses.
McWrestler scores with a three punch combo!
Man misses with a body shot.
McWrestler doesn't manage to clinch there - Man circles away.
Man tries a head kick but it misses.
Man throws a lazy right hand but McWrestler sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
McWrestler shoots in looking for a takedown but Man manages to keep the fight standing, pushing McWrestler's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dude McWrestler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Man lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
McWrestler ducks under a wild hook from Man.
Man looking to land some kicks to the body here.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McWrestler avoids the body shot from Man.
McWrestler takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
McWrestler uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Man.#T4#
Man lands with a cross.
McWrestler tries to clinch but Man is having none of it.
Man takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
McWrestler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
McWrestler slips under a jab from Man.
McWrestler has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Man.
Man takes a swing at McWrestler's ribcage but misses.
McWrestler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Man was well out of range. Poor timing from McWrestler.
McWrestler stuns Man with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Man misses the shot to the body.
McWrestler throws a hook but Man avoids it easily.
McWrestler lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Man throws an overhand right that lands on McWrestler's shoulder, as McWrestler tries to avoid the shot.
Nice shot by McWrestler.
McWrestler shoots in but Man avoids the takedown attempt easily.
McWrestler takes one on the button.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Matrix Man will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R2#
Man slaps away a takedown attempt from McWrestler, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Man throws a looping overhand right but McWrestler ducks down to avoid it.
Man swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
McWrestler tries to close the distance and clinch but Man swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
McWrestler takes a swing at Man's ribcage but misses.
Man throws a hook but McWrestler blocks it.
McWrestler throws a shot from downtown. Man moves away and avoids it.
McWrestler doesn't succeed with the takedown
letting Man counter with a right hand.
Man changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Man fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but McWrestler is out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD#
McWrestler scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
McWrestler happy to just control the position for now.
Man taking a bit of punishment here - McWrestler scoring with strikes.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Man is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, McWrestler asserts his dominance and retains side control.#T1#
McWrestler controls the position from side control.
McWrestler has knee on belly and moves into mount.
McWrestler looking to finish Man with some ground and pound. This is bad for Man!
McWrestler has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
McWrestler working Man over with strikes here.
Man is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.
McWrestler cracks Man with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Man trying desperately to get to his feet.
We've been hearing that McWrestler has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Man is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
Man is bucking up trying to escape but McWrestler cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Dude McWrestler overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
McWrestler postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Man looks a forlorn figure. #T2#
McWrestler breaks from Man's wrist control and lands an elbow.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McWrestler lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Man squirming around on the bottom, looking to escape.
Man is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
McWrestler landing strikes from the mount.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Man is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, McWrestler cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Man is trying to get to the cage to help him get back to his feet.
Man in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Man is trying to stand up.
Man is in a horrible position here. McWrestler smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
McWrestler looking to control but Man is working nicely, looking to advance position himself. #T3#
Man is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.
McWrestler lands a nice shot to the head.
McWrestler working Man over with strikes here.
Man squirming around on the bottom, looking to escape.
McWrestler working Man over with strikes here.
BOOM! McWrestler connects with a massive shot to the dome!
McWrestler landing strikes from the mount.
Man tries to hold on but McWrestler postures up.
McWrestler content just to control the position here.
Man is squirming around, avoiding McWrestler's attempts to control the action.
McWrestler raining down shots from the mount!
Man wants to get back to his feet. #T4#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McWrestler trying to control but Man is having none of it.
BOOM! McWrestler connects with a massive shot to the dome!
McWrestler unloading with bombs!
Man wants to hold on but McWrestler pushes him away.
McWrestler wants to control the pace but Man is squirming around nicely.
Man is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.
McWrestler lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
McWrestler trying to control but Man is having none of it.
McWrestler scoring with strikes but Man is staying in there.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R3#
McWrestler throws a shot from downtown. Man moves away and avoids it.
McWrestler fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
McWrestler moves out of range of the strikes.
McWrestler on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Man uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McWrestler.
A little jabbing left from Man on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Man wants to slow McWrestler down by chopping away at his legs.
A little feinted left hand from McWrestler on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
McWrestler lands a jab to Man's midsection.
Man throws the left hand but McWrestler avoids the punch easily.
McWrestler takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
A jab from McWrestler misses.
Man looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Man swings for the body but McWrestler moves out of range.
Man shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Man throws a body kick that misses. #TD#
A momentary lapse in concentration from Man enables McWrestler to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Man manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
McWrestler postures up in Man's guard and throws a big left but Man blocks it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McWrestler looking to pass the guard. #ES2#
Man manages to escape and get back to his feet. #T1#
Man walks into a stiff left hand from McWrestler.
McWrestler checks a leg kick.
McWrestler takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
McWrestler is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Man can do to turn this around?
Man throws a solid leg kick but McWrestler takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Man.
Man chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Man moves forwards but McWrestler connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Man throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A quick step to the side and McWrestler tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Man misses with an uppercut.
McWrestler fails to land the takedown.
McWrestler just misses with a punch to the body.
McWrestler misses the body punch
and Man counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Man looks to land a right hand but McWrestler moved out of range.
A quick step to the side and McWrestler tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jab from Man.
McWrestler fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Man on the side of the head.
McWrestler keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Man.#T2#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Man throws a poor cross that misses
and McWrestler counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Man throws a jab when McWrestler was well out of range.
Man misses the jab.
Man misses with an uppercut.
McWrestler checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
McWrestler uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Man has time to react.
McWrestler is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Man.
A countering left hand to the body from Man misses.
Man takes a swing at McWrestler's ribcage but misses.
Man misses with a low kick.
McWrestler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Man was well out of range. Poor timing from McWrestler.
McWrestler walks into a straight right hand from Man.
Man is looking to chop away at McWrestler's legs.
McWrestler feinted with a counter takedown.
Man throws a sloppy head kick and McWrestler moves out of range easily.
McWrestler is looking to counter the offense by Man and move into the clinch.
Man moves forwards but McWrestler connects with a nice, crisp jab.
A bone on bone clash there as McWrestler blocks the leg kick.
Man slips under a jab.#T3#
McWrestler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Man is clearly trying to counter these attacks from McWrestler with a body shot.
McWrestler swings for the body but Man moves out of range.
Man misses with a low kick.
Matrix Man seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Man.
McWrestler on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Man throws a solid leg kick but McWrestler takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Man.
Man lands a jab to McWrestler's midsection.
McWrestler jabs Man right on the nose. Man blinks but takes it well.
McWrestler avoids the body shot from Man.
Man cracks McWrestler with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.#TD#
McWrestler shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
McWrestler lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
McWrestler sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Man defending well though. #T4#
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Man pushes McWrestler off looking to stand but McWrestler dives back in and keeps control.
McWrestler lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
McWrestler not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Man tries to kick McWrestler off but McWrestler keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
McWrestler's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Man is looking for a sweep. McWrestler is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Nice strikes from McWrestler there.
Man looks like he's trying to stand up.
Man is in trouble now - McWrestler has advanced to mount!
Man is trying to get to the cage to help him get back to his feet.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close third round but Matrix Man just about did enough to take it.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R4#
Man misses with a lunging right hand
and McWrestler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Man ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Man lands a lovely overhand right.
Man is looking to score with low kicks.
Man throws a body shot but no joy.
McWrestler scores with a nice strike.#CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Man.
Man misses with some punches.
McWrestler misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Man wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but McWrestler has him pressed against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A quick uppercut on the inside from McWrestler.
McWrestler lands a shoulder strike.
Man tries to work over McWrestler's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
McWrestler drops down looking for an ankle pick but Man pulls his leg out and moves away.
Good leg kick by Man. #T1#
McWrestler swings widly with a right hand
and Man counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Man throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Man bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Man missing with a left hand there. McWrestler was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
McWrestler misses with a straight right.
McWrestler lands with a nice body punch.
McWrestler changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Man tries to avoid it but McWrestler manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Man to the ground. Man escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
McWrestler works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Man slaps away a takedown attempt from McWrestler, before circling back to the center of the mat.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dude McWrestler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Man, as that shot connected.
Man takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Man throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McWrestler keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Man.
McWrestler attempts a counter takedown but Man avoids it well and moves away.#T2#
Man swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Matrix Man is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A punch lands to the side of Man 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Man missing with a left hand there. McWrestler was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Man digs a good body shot into McWrestler's ribs.
McWrestler connects with a right hand. Man shakes it off.
Man has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from McWrestler finds it's way round the side to connect with Man's head.
Dude McWrestler has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
McWrestler gets cracked there but stands up to it.
McWrestler ducks under a wild hook from Man.
McWrestler dives in and grabs Man's left leg, looking for a takedown. Man pushes down on McWrestler's head and hops out.
McWrestler lands a really nice looking cross but Man seems unphased.
McWrestler throws out a powerful jab.
McWrestler pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A big left from McWrestler misses.
McWrestler takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from McWrestler.#T3#
Man takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
McWrestler throws a shot from downtown. Man moves away and avoids it.
McWrestler with a lazy takedown attempt
and Man counters with a stiff right hand.
Man misses the shot to the body.
McWrestler throws a hook but Man avoids it easily.
McWrestler defending well as Man loads up on a big left hand.
McWrestler half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
McWrestler looks to land a right hand but Man moved out of range.
McWrestler swings for the body but Man moves out of range.
Man bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
McWrestler misses with an uppercut
and Man connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Man fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches McWrestler on the side of the head.
McWrestler dives in for a single leg takedown but Man sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Man looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Man has a couple of punches blocked by McWrestler.
A short left from McWrestler. #T4##BC2#
Man escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Man throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
McWrestler slips under a jab.
McWrestler moves forwards but Man connects with a nice, crisp jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McWrestler tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Man manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Man doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Man getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Man tries to score with a low kick but McWrestler moves his leg out of the way.
Man has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Man just misses with a punch to the body. #TD#
McWrestler feints and as Man raises his hands in defense, McWrestler changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Man keeping moving, preventing McWrestler from controlling successfully. #ES2#
Man is scooting his butt against the cage and has managed to get back to his feet. McWrestler presses him back against the cage, presumably looking to take the fight back to the mat.
A left hand lands to the body for McWrestler.
A head punch on the inside from McWrestler fails to land.
McWrestler has a couple of punches blocked by Man.
McWrestler scores with a shot to the side of Man's head.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close fourth round but Matrix Man will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!#R5#
McWrestler tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Man throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Man lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Man does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Man blocks a jab.
McWrestler is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Nice uppercut lands for Man. That snapped McWrestler's head back.
McWrestler tries to close the distance and clinch up but Man swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Man swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Man thows a left - swing and a miss!
Man lands a nice looking body shot.
McWrestler misses the shot to the body.
A jab from Man finds it's way through McWrestler's defenses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler tests Man's chin there with a solid looking shot.
McWrestler looks to score with a jab to the body but Man is just out of range.
McWrestler scores with a hook to the body. Man takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Man throws a jab but it's blocked by McWrestler.
Man slaps away a takedown attempt from McWrestler, before circling back to the center of the mat.#T1#
Man thows a left - swing and a miss!
McWrestler takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Nice body punch from McWrestler.
Good shot there by McWrestler.
Man looks to score with a jab to the body but McWrestler is just out of range.
McWrestler smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
McWrestler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Man manages to avoid it.
Man takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
The crowd cheers as McWrestler lands an impressive looking overhand right. Man doesn't seem phased though.
Man ducks right into an uppercut from McWrestler.
Man misses with a right hand
and McWrestler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
McWrestler displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Man throws out the jab.
McWrestler tries to close the distance and clinch up but Man swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Man throws the left hand but McWrestler avoids the punch easily.#T2#
This has been an exciting period of action!
Man throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
McWrestler takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
McWrestler tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
McWrestler throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Man's waist but Man gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing McWrestler off to one side.
McWrestler misses with a body punch
and Man connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Man lands with a hook. McWrestler tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Man throws the left hand but McWrestler avoids the punch easily.
An inside leg kick lands from Man.
Man tries to work over McWrestler's front leg with a kick but McWrestler checks it.
Man misses with a straight left.
McWrestler cracks Man with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
McWrestler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Man misses with a hook. McWrestler ducked under it nicely.
McWrestler is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Man.
Man doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Man avoids the body shot from McWrestler.
Man appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.#T3#
McWrestler connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Man misses with a straight left.
McWrestler throws a jab but it's blocked by Man.
Man misses the jab.
McWrestler scores with a jab to the head.
McWrestler throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Man lands a jab.
McWrestler misses with a straight right.
A countering left hand to the body from Man misses.
Man thows a left - swing and a miss!
McWrestler takes one to the side of the head.
Man throws a chopping leg kick but McWrestler manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
McWrestler lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Man uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from McWrestler.
Man throws a low kick but McWrestler moves out of range easily.
Man catches McWrestler with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
McWrestler misses with a body shot. #T4#
McWrestler fails to land the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dude McWrestler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A low kick lands for Man.
A nice inside leg kick there by Man. That's going to slow McWrestler down.
Man takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.#TD#
McWrestler shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Man is staying active underneath McWrestler, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Man is trying to stand.
Matrix Man is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Matrix Man.
I think Man has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 46:49
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 46:49
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 47:49

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Matrix Man!

Matrix Man is the new welterweight champion!
Our winner, Matrix Man, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
The defeated Dude McWrestler had this to say: 'bleah'.

 

Event: TWGC 39 (170lbs, D1): Montreal Qualifier - Round 2     
Date:   May 16, 2023





180 cm
31 yrs
174 lbs



170 cm
31 yrs
150 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the welterweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Montreal, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 0 losses; Dude McWrestler! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Hilo, with a TWGC record of 3 wins and 2 losses; Dino Ebedi!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Dillan Fox and Trevor Gratis.


Let's get this grappling contest under way! Who will be victorious?#CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.#TD#
McWrestler wants the takedown. Ebedi is fighting it off but McWrestler persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Ebedi's guard against the cage.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: McWrestler (2) vs (0) Ebedi
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
McWrestler preventing the sweep.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McWrestler's corner is telling him to maintain position.
McWrestler looking to pass the guard.
McWrestler is looking to pass into half guard but Ebedi pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Ebedi is in guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: McWrestler (2) vs (2) Ebedi
Ebedi stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. McWrestler swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Ebedi sitting in guard here, content to control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler is pulling down on Ebedi's head. It's preventing any offense from Ebedi, at least for the moment.
Ebedi controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T1#
McWrestler controlling the position.
Ebedi controls from within his opponent's guard.
McWrestler has Ebedi pulled in close to control his posture.
McWrestler tries to land a sweep but no joy. #T2#
McWrestler can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Ebedi controls the pace.
McWrestler looking to hit a scissor sweep but Ebedi is one step ahead there.
McWrestler pulls Ebedi in close to prevent any damage.
Ebedi controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
McWrestler is trying to keep Ebedi in close.
McWrestler pulls Ebedi in close to his closed guard and prevents Ebedi from doing any damage or advancing position.#T3#
Ebedi wants to pass the guard but McWrestler is keeping the position.
McWrestler wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Ebedi pushing down on McWrestler's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work. #T4#
McWrestler is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
McWrestler works his way to full guard. Good work.
McWrestler wants to sweep but no luck.
Ebedi sitting in guard here, content to control.
Ebedi tries to free his leg and advance position but McWrestler is retaining full guard.
McWrestler looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it. #T5#
McWrestler looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
McWrestler has his hands on Ebedi's head, controlling the position.
McWrestler tries to land a sweep but no joy. #T6#
McWrestler is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
McWrestler has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Ebedi is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions. #T7#
McWrestler looking to hit a scissor sweep but Ebedi is one step ahead there.
McWrestler is pulling down on Ebedi's head. It's preventing any offense from Ebedi, at least for the moment.
Ebedi stands and throws McWrestler's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Score +3 for passing guard: McWrestler (2) vs (5) Ebedi
Ebedi is looking to take a break and control but McWrestler is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #T8#
McWrestler has one of Ebedi's arms on lockdown, trying to prevent him from doing any damage.
McWrestler tries to improve position but can't.
McWrestler is working hard here to advance position.#T9#
Ebedi content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.
You can see the frustration on McWrestler's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
The referee asks Ebedi politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Ebedi prefers to stall for the moment though.
Ebedi working away.
McWrestler is positioning himself to get back to half guard. #T10#
You can see the frustration on McWrestler's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
McWrestler is looking for a sweep.
Ebedi controls the position.
Ebedi is looking to take a break and control but McWrestler is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #T11#
Ebedi taking a breather here.
McWrestler tries to bench press Ebedi off him but Ebedi keeps the position.
McWrestler regains half guard.
McWrestler tries to get to full guard but Ebedi has control of the leg. #T12#
McWrestler regains full guard. Nicely done.
McWrestler seems keen to control Ebedi's posture.
McWrestler wants to sweep but no luck.
Ebedi pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. McWrestler is keeping the position for now.
McWrestler controls Ebedi momentarily but Ebedi frees himself. #T13#
Ebedi is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
McWrestler seems keen to control Ebedi's posture.
Ebedi stopping the sweep attempt from McWrestler.
Ebedi trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Ebedi content to stall in guard here. #T14#
McWrestler has his hands on Ebedi's head, controlling the position.
McWrestler working a defensive guard here.
McWrestler seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!

And that's the end of the fight!
Ebedi wins on points by 5 to 2.
An out of breath Dino Ebedi thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
The defeated Dude McWrestler had this to say: 'bleah'.

 

Event: TWGC 39 (170lbs, D1): Montreal Qualifier - Round 1     
Date:   May 15, 2023





180 cm
31 yrs
174 lbs



176 cm
36 yrs
180 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the welterweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Montreal, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Dude McWrestler! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Sydney, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Gabriel Torres!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Robert Douchet and Alec Ball.


Let's get this grappling contest under way! Who will be victorious?#CL#
McWrestler clinches with his opponent.
McWrestler is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Torres is defending well.#TD#
McWrestler turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
Score +4 for clean takedown past guard: McWrestler (4) vs (0) Torres
McWrestler controlling the position from side mount.
Torres stops McWrestler from passing to mount.
Torres is letting McWrestler control him for a moment.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Torres is trying to improve his position.#T1#
McWrestler taking a breather here.
McWrestler's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Further stalling from McWrestler.
McWrestler has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Torres!
Score +2 for reaching mount: McWrestler (6) vs (0) Torres
McWrestler controlling from mount.
Torres is trying desperately to improve position.
McWrestler takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.#T2#
McWrestler seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Torres for as long as he can get away with.
Torres tries to hold on but McWrestler pushes him away.
Torres is working to get back to half guard.
Torres is still trying to improve position.
McWrestler controlling from mount.
Torres is writhing around trying to get back to his feet. #T3#
McWrestler tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McWrestler prevents Torres from getting the reversal.
McWrestler controlling his opponent.
Torres is trying to escape the mount. #T4#
McWrestler sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
McWrestler has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.#T5#
McWrestler continues to stall.
This is a sustained period of stalling by McWrestler.
If it seems like I'm not saying a lot, it's just because McWrestler is stinking the place up with his stalling.#T6##T7#
Torres controls the position.
McWrestler takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Torres working to try and regain half guard.
McWrestler takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.#T8#
Torres tries to hold on but McWrestler postures up.
McWrestler looking to control and managing it successfully.
Torres tries to hold on but McWrestler pushes him away.
McWrestler looking to control and managing it successfully.
McWrestler continues to hold on tight.#T9#
McWrestler prevents Torres from getting the reversal.
McWrestler controlling the position easily from mount.
Torres is working to get back to half guard.
McWrestler tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position. #T10#
Torres really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
McWrestler tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position. #T11#
More hug and hope from McWrestler.
Torres is working to get back to half guard.
McWrestler takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T12#
Torres tries to get back to half guard but can't.
McWrestler tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position. #T13#
McWrestler avoids the attempt from Torres to control.
McWrestler controlling from mount.
Torres wants to hold on but McWrestler pushes him away.
Torres is looking to improve his position but McWrestler isn't that keen on the idea.
McWrestler controlling the pace for now. #T14#
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!

And that's the end of the fight!
McWrestler takes the fight on points by 6 to 0.
Dude McWrestler tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.

 

Event: C184: McWrestler vs Doomsday     
Date:   Apr 16, 2023
#R1#
Doomsday misses with a straight right.
McWrestler throws a body punch but Doomsday moves out of range.
Doomsday misses with a looping left.
Doomsday misses with a telegraphed body shot
and McWrestler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
McWrestler moves away from the strike by Doomsday.
McWrestler throwing a counter right hand but Doomsday manages to avoid it.
McWrestler bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
A swing and a miss from McWrestler.
A slow jab from Doomsday misses its intended target.
McWrestler throwing a counter right hand but Doomsday manages to avoid it.
Doomsday dodges the punch combination from McWrestler.
Doomsday with the counter takedown but McWrestler avoids it easily.
Doomsday throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Doomsday.
Doomsday tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McWrestler was well out of range. Poor timing from Doomsday.
Doomsday throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A swing and a miss from Doomsday.
McWrestler misses with a straight right. #T1#
McWrestler missing with a left hand there. Doomsday was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Doomsday throws a lazy right hand but McWrestler sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
McWrestler throws a hook to the side of Doomsday's head but Doomsday sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
McWrestler connects with a single shot there.
McWrestler misses the jab.
McWrestler scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
McWrestler with a body punch. A glancing blow.
McWrestler uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Doomsday.
McWrestler appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
McWrestler throws a jab but it's blocked by Doomsday.
McWrestler throws a hook to the side of Doomsday's head but Doomsday sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Doomsday misses with a straight left.
McWrestler fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Doomsday walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Doomsday misses with an uppercut
and Doomsday takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
McWrestler misses with a hook #TD2#
and Doomsday counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Doomsday stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. McWrestler swivels though and keeps the full guard. #T2#
Doomsday wants to control from the top but McWrestler keeps moving.
McWrestler wants to sweep but no luck.
My spies in House of 1000 Corpses inform me that Doomsday has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Doomsday accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
McWrestler seems keen to control Doomsday's posture.
Doomsday loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Doomsday stopping the sweep attempt from McWrestler.
Doomsday trying to control but McWrestler is working from the bottom.
Doomsday tries to free his leg and advance position but McWrestler is retaining full guard.
Doomsday has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.#T3#
Doomsday is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Jab, jab by McWrestler - just one landing.
Doomsday misses with a lunging right hand
and McWrestler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
McWrestler feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Doomsdays jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Doomsday scores with a jab. McWrestler acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
McWrestler lands a glancing blow to the side of Doomsday's head.
Doomsday cracks McWrestler with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
McWrestler wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
McWrestler moves out of range as Doomsday strikes.
McWrestler throws a right and a left that both miss.
Doomsday throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
McWrestler misses with a hook. Doomsday ducked under it nicely.
Doomsday tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Doomsday misses with a looping left.
McWrestler throwing a counter right hand but Doomsday manages to avoid it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Doomsday lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.#T4##TD2#
Doomsday looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for McWrestler!
Doomsday is working McWrestler over with some ground and pound from side control. #SUB2#
Doomsday tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Doomsday has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
McWrestler is trying to improve his position.#SUB2#
Doomsday is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. McWrestler knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
McWrestler prevents Doomsday from improving position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Dude McWrestler will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2#
McWrestler displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Doomsday throws out the jab.
It looked like McWrestler wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
McWrestler throws a right hand that misses #TD2#
and Doomsday counters with a nice double leg into guard.
McWrestler trying to control the position.
Doomsday working some strikes from top position.
Doomsday working some strikes from top position.
McWrestler working a defensive guard here.
Doomsday tries to free his leg and advance position but McWrestler is retaining full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler trying to keep a closed guard but Doomsday is proving a slippery customer.
McWrestler wants to sweep but no luck.
McWrestler looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it. #T1#
Doomsday stopping the sweep attempt from McWrestler.
Doomsday scoring with punches to the head and body.
Doomsday is looking to work some ground and pound but McWrestler has wrist control.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now McWrestler is on top in guard. #REVR#
Doomsday working a defensive guard here.
Doomsday has momentary wrist control but McWrestler slips an elbow through the middle.
McWrestler throws a big right hand that misses. #T2#
Doomsday manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. McWrestler manages to get himself to full guard. #REVB#
Doomsday throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as McWrestler works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
McWrestler has control of Doomsday's left arm, preventing Doomsday from doing any damage.
Doomsday preventing the sweep.
Doomsday is stalling in the full guard.
Doomsday won't allow McWrestler to sweep him here.
Doomsday trying to control but McWrestler is working from the bottom.
Doomsday stopping the sweep attempt from McWrestler.#T3#
McWrestler pulls Doomsday in close to his closed guard and prevents Doomsday from doing any damage or advancing position.
Doomsday slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
McWrestler controls Doomsday momentarily but Doomsday frees himself.
McWrestler keeping moving, preventing Doomsday from controlling successfully. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Doomsday misses with an uppercut. McWrestler saw that one coming.
McWrestler scores with a body shot.
McWrestler throws the left hand but Doomsday avoids the punch easily.#T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Doomsday tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but McWrestler swivels and escapes.
McWrestler throws a shot from downtown. Doomsday moves away and avoids it.
Doomsday swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
McWrestler throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Doomsday.
Doomsday walks into a stiff left hand from McWrestler.
Doomsday slips a straight right by McWrestler.
Doomsday ducks under a wild hook from McWrestler.
Dude McWrestler is winning the standup battle so far.
Doomsday misses with a body punch
and McWrestler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
McWrestler throws a big shot that misses.
Doomsday uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from McWrestler.
McWrestler comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
McWrestler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Doomsday moves away.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Doomsday staying out of range there.
Doomsday throws an uppercut from half a mile away. McWrestler sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Doomsday uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McWrestler.
McWrestler misses with an uppercut. Doomsday saw that one coming.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Dude McWrestler will probably get the nod.
That's time! McWrestler's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R3#
A jab from McWrestler misses.
McWrestler scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Doomsday connects with a good right hand that stumbles McWrestler. McWrestler circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Doomsday slips under a jab.
Doomsday throws an uppercut from half a mile away. McWrestler sees it coming and avoids it easily.
McWrestler pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Doomsday missing with a left hand there. McWrestler was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
McWrestler works the jab nicely.
McWrestler blocks a jab.
Doomsday throws a shot from downtown. McWrestler moves away and avoids it.
A little feinted left hand from McWrestler on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler cracks a nice hook into Doomsday's ribs.
McWrestler lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Doomsday displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as McWrestler throws out the jab.
McWrestler looks to throw the jab but Doomsday is out of range.
McWrestler throws a nice looking combination but Doomsday bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.#T1#
Doomsday misses with a hook
and McWrestler counters with a nice uppercut.
McWrestler takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Nice defenses there by Doomsday.
Doomsday misses with a hook.
McWrestler lands with a good body shot.
McWrestler moves away from the strike by Doomsday.
McWrestler is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
McWrestler is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Doomsday.
A punch combination from Doomsday misses.
Doomsday misses with an uppercut. McWrestler saw that one coming.
McWrestler cracks a nice hook into Doomsday's ribs.
Doomsday just misses with a punch to the body.
Doomsday keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
McWrestler throws an overhand right that lands on Doomsday's shoulder, as Doomsday tries to avoid the shot.
McWrestler slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.#T2#
McWrestler takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
McWrestler lands a jab-cross combination.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McWrestler misses with a straight right.
Doomsday cracks McWrestler with a right hand to the side of the head.
Doomsday staying out of range there.
McWrestler connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Doomsday swings widly with a right hand
and McWrestler counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
McWrestler lands an overhand right.
McWrestler looks to land a right hand but Doomsday moved out of range.
Doomsday with the counter takedown but McWrestler avoids it easily.
McWrestler ducks under a wild hook from Doomsday.
Doomsday slips a straight right by McWrestler.
Doomsday fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
McWrestler throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Doomsday on the side of the head.
McWrestler misses with a straight left. #T3#
Doomsday slips under a jab.
A cross from McWrestler lands.
McWrestler lands a glancing blow to the side of Doomsday's head.
Doomsday shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says McWrestler as he avoids it easily.
McWrestler throws a lazy right hand but Doomsday sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
McWrestler throws a looping overhand right but Doomsday ducks down to avoid it.
Dude McWrestler is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Doomsday throws a right and a left that McWrestler avoids nicely.
Doomsday misses with a right hand
and McWrestler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
McWrestler slips a straight right by Doomsday.
Doomsday tries to move into range but McWrestler moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
McWrestler throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
McWrestler is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Doomsday can do to turn this around?
McWrestler with a hook.
A slow jab from Doomsday misses its intended target.
McWrestler dips down and scores with a jab to the body.#T4#
McWrestler throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Doomsday throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Doomsday ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Doomsday feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits McWrestlers jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Doomsday has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Doomsday blocks a jab.
McWrestler throws a shot from downtown. Doomsday moves away and avoids it.
Doomsday throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Doomsday connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
McWrestler swings for the body but Doomsday moves out of range.
McWrestler throws a big shot that misses.
McWrestler fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Doomsday looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Nice straight punches there by McWrestler. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of McWrestler.
Doomsday lands a nice hook to McWrestler's body. McWrestler takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Doomsday shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with McWrestler but McWrestler pushes him off and we're back to square one.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler clearly takes that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R4#
McWrestler slips a jab from Doomsday.
Doomsday thuds a left hand into McWrestler's body.
McWrestler works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
McWrestler misses with an uppercut. Doomsday saw that one coming.
McWrestler looks to land a right hand but Doomsday moved out of range.
Doomsday is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Doomsday uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McWrestler.
Doomsday takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
McWrestler looks to land a right hand but Doomsday moved out of range.
A jab from McWrestler misses.
Nice cross by Doomsday.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Doomsday throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Doomsday misses with a hook
and Doomsday takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Doomsday throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck McWrestler on the side of the head.
A telegraphed right hand from McWrestler misses the target.
McWrestler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot. #T1#
Doomsday slips under a jab.
Doomsday misses with a right hand
and McWrestler counters with a nice uppercut.
McWrestler throws a big shot that misses.
McWrestler throws a big shot that misses.
A big right from Doomsday misses.
McWrestler misses with a body shot.
Doomsday slips a straight right by McWrestler.
McWrestler throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Doomsday sees it coming and avoids it easily.
McWrestler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Doomsday manages to avoid it.
Nice uppercut lands for McWrestler. That snapped Doomsday's head back.
McWrestler thows a left - swing and a miss!
Doomsday slips under a jab.
McWrestler jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Doomsday tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.#T2#
Doomsday keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
McWrestler ducks under a wild hook from Doomsday.
Doomsday rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and McWrestler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
McWrestler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
McWrestler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McWrestler swings for the body but Doomsday moves out of range.
Doomsday thows a left - swing and a miss!
Kronos Doomsday has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
McWrestler scores with a nice head shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McWrestler bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
McWrestler listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Some wild striking there from McWrestler.
McWrestler cracks a nice hook into Doomsday's ribs.#T3#
The fighters circling - Doomsday throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Doomsday avoids a punch combination nicely.
McWrestler paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
McWrestler pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
McWrestler throws a body punch but Doomsday moves out of range.
McWrestler digs a good body shot into Doomsday's ribs.
Doomsday throws a shot from downtown. McWrestler moves away and avoids it.
McWrestler swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Doomsday slips under a jab from McWrestler.
A jab from Doomsday does it's job there.
Doomsday misses with a looping left.
McWrestler uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Doomsday.
An attempted straight right counter from McWrestler misses the target.
McWrestler avoids the body shot from Doomsday. #T4#
McWrestler connects with a nice looking jab.
McWrestler just misses with a punch to the body.
Doomsday takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
McWrestler ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
McWrestler comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McWrestler avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Doomsday looks to land a left hand but McWrestler moved out of range nicely.
A jab from McWrestler finds it's way through Doomsday's defenses.
Doomsday bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Doomsday uses good head movement to avoid the hook from McWrestler.
Doomsday misses with a hook
and McWrestler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Doomsday is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by McWrestler.
McWrestler misses the jab.
Doomsday lands a nice shot that snaps McWrestler's head back.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler had his way with Kronos Doomsday in that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!#R5#
Doomsday throws a left and a right that both miss
letting McWrestler counter with a right hand.
Doomsday swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Doomsday shoots in but no luck this time.
McWrestler connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Doomsday uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Doomsday misses with a hook. McWrestler ducked under it nicely.
Doomsday misses with a right hand
and McWrestler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
McWrestler scores with a decent looking hook.
Doomsday slips under a jab from McWrestler.
Doomsday with the counter takedown but McWrestler avoids it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Doomsday, as that shot connected.
McWrestler cracks Doomsday with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Doomsday throws a big shot that misses.
McWrestler throws a right hand that Doomsday ducks under and follows up with a left that Doomsday also avoids with ease.
Doomsday changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McWrestler paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.#T1#
Doomsday misses with a looping right.
McWrestler moves away from the strike by Doomsday.
Doomsday lunges at McWrestler with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by McWrestler's hand.
Doomsday misses with a hook
and McWrestler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
McWrestler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Doomsday manages to avoid it.
McWrestler cracks Doomsday with a good jab.
Doomsday throws a jab but it's blocked by McWrestler.
McWrestler takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Jab by McWrestler.
McWrestler uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Doomsday.
McWrestler takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Doomsday will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
McWrestler is looking to counter punch.
McWrestler throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Doomsday sees it coming and avoids it easily.#T2#
McWrestler cracks Doomsday with an open hand slap.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McWrestler jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Doomsday throws a hook but McWrestler blocks it.
Good standup being displayed there by Doomsday as he connects with a hook.
McWrestler lands with a shot to the body.
McWrestler thows a left - swing and a miss!
Doomsday throws a hook but McWrestler blocks it.
McWrestler cracks Doomsday with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Doomsday misses with an uppercut
and McWrestler counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Doomsday moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
McWrestler scores with a sloppy right hand. Doomsday should have avoided that one.
A swing and a miss from Doomsday.
Doomsday swings widly with a right hand
and McWrestler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#T3#
A big left from McWrestler misses.
Doomsday tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
A swing and a miss from McWrestler.
McWrestler takes a swing at Doomsday's ribcage but misses.
McWrestler lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Doomsday at a distance.
Doomsday misses with a straight left.
Doomsday throws a jab when McWrestler was well out of range.
Doomsday throws a hook to the side of McWrestler's head but McWrestler sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
McWrestler misses with an uppercut. Doomsday saw that one coming.
Nice defenses there by McWrestler.
McWrestler scores with a hook to the body. Doomsday takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
McWrestler dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
McWrestler scores with a crisp jab that stopped Doomsday in his tracks.
Doomsday uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McWrestler.
Doomsday tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.#T4#
McWrestler moves out of range of the strikes.
McWrestler fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A big right from Doomsday misses.
Doomsday misses with an uppercut.
McWrestler fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Doomsday looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McWrestler swinging wildly here.
McWrestler sizes up Doomsday with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
McWrestler misses with a looping left.
Doomsday is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by McWrestler.
Doomsday misses with a straight right.
McWrestler lands a right hook to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dude McWrestler showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for McWrestler, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 50:45
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 50:45
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 50:45

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dude McWrestler!

A less than humble Dude McWrestler misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.

 

Event: C177: Finlayson vs Frost     
Date:   Mar 26, 2023
#R1#
El Toro Jr dives in for a single leg takedown but McWrestler sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
McWrestler looks to land a right hand but El Toro Jr moved out of range.
El Toro Jr needs to keep his hands up - McWrestler had a free shot at his head there.
McWrestler lands a nice shot that snaps El Toro Jr's head back.
El Toro Jr fakes a jab and throws a low kick but McWrestler checks it well.
McWrestler throws out a powerful jab.
El Toro Jr takes a body punch but keeps moving.
El Toro Jr has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
McWrestler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but El Toro Jr was well out of range. Poor timing from McWrestler.
A telegraphed right hand from McWrestler misses the target. #CL2#
El Toro Jr closes the distance and clinches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for McWrestler.
McWrestler misses with a shot to the kidneys.
El Toro Jr wants a takedown.
El Toro Jr blocking some punches.
McWrestler wants to take the fight to the mat but El Toro Jr manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.#TD2#
El Toro Jr ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. El Toro Jr no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
We've been hearing that McWrestler has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McWrestler wants to control from the top but El Toro Jr keeps moving. #T1#
McWrestler being controlled here momentarily.
McWrestler trying to control but El Toro Jr is working from the bottom.
McWrestler in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
El Toro Jr is trying to keep McWrestler in close.
McWrestler preventing the sweep.
McWrestler is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
McWrestler postures up in El Toro Jr's guard and throws a big left but El Toro Jr blocks it.
McWrestler slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
McWrestler connects with a couple of short punches.#T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
El Toro Jr keeping moving, preventing McWrestler from controlling successfully.
McWrestler passes El Toro Jr's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
El Toro Jr controlling the position for now.
Nice strikes from McWrestler there.
McWrestler lands strikes from half guard.
Still in half guard, McWrestler seems content to control.
El Toro Jr is not content to let McWrestler control the position.
McWrestler content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
El Toro Jr is refusing to be controlled, as McWrestler sits in half guard. #T3#
McWrestler looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
El Toro Jr trying to hold on to McWrestler's head to control him but McWrestler postures up.
McWrestler lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
El Toro Jr has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. McWrestler is working away from the top position though.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McWrestler looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks El Toro Jr with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
El Toro Jr is trying to maintain the position but McWrestler is very close to passing his half guard.
McWrestler lands with a punch from half guard.
McWrestler thows a huge punch but El Toro Jr dodges it nicely. #SUB2#
El Toro Jr looking for submissions off his back.#T4#
McWrestler is nestled in close to El Toro Jr, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
McWrestler lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
El Toro Jr tries to kick McWrestler off but McWrestler keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
McWrestler is keen to just control but El Toro Jr is a slippery customer.
El Toro Jr wants to control but McWrestler is keeping busy and won't allow it.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
McWrestler looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
McWrestler wants to take a breather but El Toro Jr is having none of it.
McWrestler scoring with strikes to the body and head.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R2#
McWrestler misses with a looping left.
McWrestler throws out a token jab with nothing on it.#TD#
McWrestler is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in El Toro Jr's half guard.
McWrestler content to control rather than advance.
McWrestler working the head and body with strikes.
El Toro Jr is looking for a sweep. McWrestler is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
El Toro Jr looking for submissions off his back.
El Toro Jr taking some punishment here, with McWrestler in his half guard.
McWrestler wants to take a breather but El Toro Jr is having none of it.
Dude McWrestler overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.#T1#
McWrestler looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
El Toro Jr on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
McWrestler is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that El Toro Jr can do to turn this around?
El Toro Jr is looking to control McWrestler's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can El Toro Jr avoid being mounted?
McWrestler is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
El Toro Jr is staying active underneath McWrestler, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
McWrestler performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
El Toro Jr is refusing to be controlled, as McWrestler sits in half guard.
McWrestler looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks El Toro Jr with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
McWrestler lands strikes from half guard.
McWrestler has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.#T2#
McWrestler wants to control but El Toro Jr is keeping him busy.
McWrestler looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks El Toro Jr with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
McWrestler lands with a punch from half guard.
El Toro Jr taking some punishment here, with McWrestler in his half guard.
McWrestler is keen to just control but El Toro Jr is a slippery customer.
McWrestler looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
McWrestler scoring with strikes to the body and head.
McWrestler prevents El Toro Jr from improving his position.
El Toro Jr is trying to maintain the position but McWrestler is very close to passing his half guard.
McWrestler working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
McWrestler winds up and cracks El Toro Jr with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
McWrestler wants to lay and pray for a moment but El Toro Jr keeps working. #T3#
McWrestler seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
El Toro Jr is trying to defend against the ground and pound but McWrestler scores with a couple of nice shots.
McWrestler working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
McWrestler is trying to control the action in half guard but El Toro Jr is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
McWrestler landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. McWrestler connects with a nice short shot to El Toro Jr's temple.
El Toro Jr has hold of McWrestler's hands but McWrestler slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
McWrestler looks to score some points with some ground and pound.#ROC#El Toro Jr is rocked!
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. McWrestler connects with a nice short shot to El Toro Jr's temple.
El Toro Jr is still in real trouble! Can McWrestler finish him?
McWrestler scores with a big shot! El Toro Jr's head bounced off the canvas with a huge thud! More strikes land and the referee has jumped in to save El Toro Jr! He was hurt real bad - good stoppage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dude McWrestler!
Dude McWrestler was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.

 

Event: C166: McWrestler vs Yrkje     
Date:   Feb 19, 2023
#R1#
Yrkje scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
McWrestler throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
McWrestler misses with a looping right.
Yrkje is looking to clinch but McWrestler is avoiding it.
A leg kick checked by McWrestler.
Yrkje throws a lazy right hand but McWrestler sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Good exchange - Yrkje coming out on top.
Yrkje throws an overhand right that lands on McWrestler's shoulder, as McWrestler tries to avoid the shot.
Nice cross by McWrestler.
A punch combination from McWrestler misses.
McWrestler throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
McWrestler lands a really nice looking cross but Yrkje seems unphased.
Yrkje connects with a leg kick.
Yrkje moves out of range as McWrestler strikes.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Yrkje looks to land a body kick but McWrestler moved away.
Yrkje looks to land a right hand but McWrestler moved out of range.
Yrkje takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Yrkje uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from McWrestler.
McWrestler paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Yrkje keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from McWrestler.#T1#
Yrkje on the wrong end of a nice hook.
McWrestler swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
McWrestler paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
McWrestler works the jab nicely.
Yrkje with a nice calf kick.
McWrestler lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Yrkje at a distance.
Nice jab there from McWrestler.
Yrkje fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but McWrestler is out of range.
McWrestler dips to his left and cracks Yrkje with an uppercut!
Yrkje throws a jab but it's blocked by McWrestler.
A right-left combo lands from McWrestler.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Yrkje throws a low kick but it's checked well by McWrestler.
McWrestler misses with a straight left.
Yrkje defending well as McWrestler loads up on a big left hand.
Yrkje swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McWrestler throws a hook to the side of Yrkje's head but Yrkje sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Yrkje uses good head movement to avoid the hook from McWrestler.#T2#
McWrestler displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Yrkje throws out the jab.
Yrkje misses with a right hand
and McWrestler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
McWrestler connects with a crisp jab.
A slow jab from McWrestler misses its intended target.
Good standup being displayed there by McWrestler as he connects with a hook.
McWrestler misses with a lunging right hand
and Yrkje finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
McWrestler takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
McWrestler on the wrong end of a nice hook.
A chopping leg kick lands by Yrkje.
McWrestler throws a right and a left that Yrkje avoids nicely.
Yrkje connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Yrkje lands a leg kick that knocks McWrestler off balance momentarily.
Yrkje jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Yrkje avoids the body shot from McWrestler.
A little jabbing left from Yrkje on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
A slow jab from McWrestler misses its intended target.
McWrestler ducks under a wild hook from Yrkje.
Dude McWrestler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Yrkje is looking to land body kicks.#T3#
Yrkje defending well as McWrestler loads up on a big left hand.
Yrkje lands a nice looking kick to the body. McWrestler takes a step back to recover.
McWrestler is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
A swing and a miss from McWrestler.
Yrkje thows a left - swing and a miss!
McWrestler tries to move into range but Yrkje moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.#TD#
McWrestler shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Yrkje napping and manages to drive through into side control!
We've been hearing that McWrestler has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
McWrestler throws an elbow but Yrkje slips to the side and avoids it well.
McWrestler lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Yrkje down.
Yrkje tries to bench press McWrestler off him but McWrestler keeps the position.
McWrestler trying to control the position but Yrkje is working away.
An elbow from McWrestler crashes against the mat.
McWrestler is chipping away with strikes.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McWrestler working away.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Check out the look on McWrestler's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter! #T4#
McWrestler throws a strike aimed at the side of Yrkje's head but Yrkje avoids it well.
McWrestler in side control, just content to control the action for now.
Yrkje is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
McWrestler lands a decent elbow from side control.
McWrestler throwing strikes but Yrkje manages to buck up and roll into a nice reversal - now he's on top in side control!
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
McWrestler is trying to control Yrkje's posture but Yrkje avoids it.
McWrestler is trying to get back to half guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2#
Yrkje slips under a jab.
McWrestler misses with a hook.
McWrestler clobbers Yrkje with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
McWrestler moves out of range of the body kick from Yrkje.
Yrkje has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Yrkje connects with an inside leg kick.
McWrestler misses the jab.
Yrkje looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Yrkje throws a body shot but no joy. #CL2#
Yrkje has McWrestler up against the cage in a clinch.
McWrestler swings wildly with an uppercut but Yrkje uses good head movement to avoid it.
Yrkje fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
McWrestler goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Yrkje misses with the head strike.
McWrestler blocking some punches.
Yrkje throws an elbow but it misses.
Yrkje tries a body shot but McWrestler blocks it. #T1#
Yrkje digs a right hand into McWrestler's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on McWrestler's gas tank.
McWrestler wants a takedown.
A right hook to the body lands for McWrestler.
McWrestler is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Yrkje can do to turn this around?
A head punch blocked on the inside by McWrestler. #TD#
McWrestler has Yrkje pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. McWrestler pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Yrkje tumbling to the mat - McWrestler dives into Yrkje's guard.
McWrestler is in close to Yrkje's body, working some short punches and elbows.
McWrestler throws a big right hand that misses.
McWrestler lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
McWrestler lands a couple of elbows.
McWrestler showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
McWrestler scoring with some ground and pound. #T2##SUB2#
McWrestler avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
McWrestler distracts Yrkje with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
McWrestler scoring with some ground and pound.
McWrestler wants to control from the top but Yrkje keeps moving.
McWrestler landing with the ground and pound.
McWrestler is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McWrestler postures up in Yrkje's guard and throws a big left but Yrkje blocks it.
McWrestler trying to control but Yrkje is working from the bottom.
McWrestler with a flurry of punches that miss. #T3#
McWrestler with a flurry of punches that miss.
Yrkje looking to control.
Yrkje is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
McWrestler is working Yrkje over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
McWrestler loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
McWrestler postures up and lands a big shot to Yrkje's brow.
Yrkje working a defensive guard here.
McWrestler trying to control the position from guard on top but Yrkje is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
McWrestler controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Yrkje looking for a sweep. Not yet Yrkje, not yet. #T4#
McWrestler passes Yrkje's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Yrkje gets back to full guard.
McWrestler wants to pass the guard but Yrkje is keeping the position.
McWrestler landing with the ground and pound.
McWrestler stopping the sweep attempt from Yrkje.
Yrkje has momentary wrist control but McWrestler slips an elbow through the middle.
McWrestler throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Yrkje works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
McWrestler connects with a couple of short punches.
McWrestler throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Yrkje works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Yrkje keeping moving, preventing McWrestler from controlling successfully.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler dominated that second round.
That's time! McWrestler's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!#R3#
Yrkje takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Yrkje swats away the attempt to clinch by McWrestler.
Dude McWrestler is winning the standup battle so far.
Nice defenses there by McWrestler.
Yrkje throws a series of punches but McWrestler avoids them all with ease.
A looping hook to the body misses from McWrestler. Yrkje does a little dance to reset his feet.
McWrestler blocks a leg kick.
McWrestler connects with a jab.
McWrestler takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
McWrestler throws an overhand right that lands on Yrkje's shoulder, as Yrkje tries to avoid the shot.
A nice side step and Yrkje releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler lands a right hook to the body.
McWrestler lands with a shot to the body.
McWrestler tries to clinch up.
Good exchange - Yrkje coming out on top.
Yrkje takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Yrkje lands with a cross. #T1#
Yrkje throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Yrkje throws a quick inside leg kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Yrkje misses the target.
Yrkje tries to work over McWrestler's front leg with a kick but McWrestler checks it.
Yrkje misses with a lunging right hand
and McWrestler counters with a nice uppercut.
Yrkje slips a jab from McWrestler.
McWrestler cracks Yrkje with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
McWrestler takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
McWrestler tries to clinch but Yrkje moves out of range.
Yrkje moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
McWrestler is looking to clinch.
McWrestler throws the left hand but Yrkje avoids the punch easily.
McWrestler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Yrkje manages to avoid it.
McWrestler moves in looking to clinch but Yrkje pushes him off.
Yrkje with a nice calf kick.
Yrkje keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Toby Keith Yrkje has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
McWrestler misses with a wild body shot.
Yrkje throws out a counter right but McWrestler avoids it with no problem.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McWrestler tries to clinch up but Yrkje circles away and keeps his distance.
McWrestler lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Yrkje at a distance. #TD#
McWrestler looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Yrkje!
McWrestler wants to lay and pray for a moment but Yrkje keeps working.
McWrestler working the strikes but Yrkje uses the opportunity to regain half guard.
McWrestler working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Dude McWrestler overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
McWrestler wants to pass the guard but Yrkje is defending well.
Yrkje is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
McWrestler working over Yrkje with some ground and pound. Yrkje looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.#T3#
McWrestler seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Yrkje does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
McWrestler misses with a head shot. Yrkje uses the momentum to regain guard.
McWrestler works over Yrkje with some ground and pound from guard.
McWrestler throws an elbow that misses. Yrkje uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in McWrestler's guard. Nice move by Yrkje!#REVB#
McWrestler trying to keep a closed guard but Yrkje is proving a slippery customer.
McWrestler keeping full guard, as Yrkje tries to pass.
McWrestler is controlling Yrkje's posture.#T4#
Yrkje is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
McWrestler lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR#
McWrestler chips away with some ground and pound.
McWrestler landing with the ground and pound.
Yrkje looking to control.
McWrestler throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
McWrestler connects with a couple of short punches.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dude McWrestler showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for McWrestler, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 30:27
Judge James Glass scores the fight 30:27
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dude McWrestler!

Dude McWrestler bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.

 

Event: C162: Veainu vs Finlayson III     
Date:   Jan 29, 2023
#R1#
Morrison throws a jab but it's blocked by McWrestler.
McWrestler wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Morrison with a body punch. A glancing blow.
McWrestler scores with a jab to the body.
Morrison looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
McWrestler takes a jab right on the kisser. #TD2#
McWrestler looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McWrestler working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Morrison trying to control but McWrestler postures up.
Morrison avoiding damage under a succession of punches from McWrestler.
McWrestler sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Morrison defending well though.
McWrestler not doing much here.
McWrestler lands strikes from half guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McWrestler trying to control from half guard but Morrison is working away. #T1#
McWrestler perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Morrison manages to get to full guard.
Morrison pulls McWrestler in close to prevent any damage.
Morrison wants to sweep here but McWrestler controlling him for the moment.
McWrestler lands a couple of digs.
McWrestler stopping the sweep attempt from Morrison.
Morrison is working hard here to advance position.
Morrison has his hands on McWrestler's head, controlling the position.
McWrestler keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Morrison's head.
McWrestler is stalling in the full guard. #T2#
McWrestler is in close to Morrison's body, working some short punches and elbows.
McWrestler preventing the sweep.
McWrestler loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw McWrestler working his ground and pound in the gym. So far it seems to be working well.
McWrestler is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Morrison looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Morrison trying to control the position here.
Morrison avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
McWrestler is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
McWrestler scoring with punches to the head and body. #T3#
McWrestler wants to control from the top but Morrison keeps moving.
Morrison looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Morrison utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Morrison wants to sweep but no luck.
McWrestler works over Morrison with some ground and pound from guard.
McWrestler is looking to work some ground and pound but Morrison has wrist control.
McWrestler trying to control but Morrison is working from the bottom.
McWrestler looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
McWrestler throws a big right hand that misses. #T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
McWrestler trying to control but Morrison is working from the bottom.
McWrestler scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
McWrestler preventing the sweep.
McWrestler with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
McWrestler throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Morrison works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
McWrestler is working Morrison over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Morrison avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Morrison is trying to control the position from the bottom.
McWrestler landing some decent shots from guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
McWrestler lands a couple of decent looking shots.
McWrestler throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Morrison works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
McWrestler trying to control the position from guard on top but Morrison is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler dominated that round.
That's time! Morrison's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
Morrison fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. McWrestler looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
McWrestler misses with a jab to the body
and Morrison counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps McWrestler thinking.
Morrison misses with a hook. McWrestler ducked under it nicely. #TD2#
McWrestler gets a double leg takedown into Morrison's guard.
Morrison looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
McWrestler missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Morrison is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
McWrestler trying to control but Morrison is working from the bottom.
Morrison pulls McWrestler in close to prevent any damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler trying to control but Morrison is working from the bottom. #T1#
Morrison preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Morrison tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Morrison is pulling down on McWrestler's head. It's preventing any offense from McWrestler, at least for the moment.
Morrison manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. McWrestler manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR#
McWrestler has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
McWrestler keeping moving, preventing Morrison from controlling successfully.
McWrestler has his hands on Morrison's head, controlling the position.
McWrestler trying to strike off his back. #T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
McWrestler pulls Morrison in close to his closed guard and prevents Morrison from doing any damage or advancing position.
McWrestler looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Morrison cracks McWrestler with a solid left hand.
Morrison with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Morrison throwing strikes from guard but McWrestler blocks nicely.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Morrison postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Morrison working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of McWrestler's head.
McWrestler looking for a sweep. Not yet McWrestler, not yet.
McWrestler has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
McWrestler not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Morrison keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of McWrestler's head.
Morrison content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
McWrestler wants to sweep here but Morrison controlling him for the moment. #T3#
McWrestler striking off his back but it's not causing Morrison any problems.
Morrison keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of McWrestler's head.
Morrison with a nice head shot there.
Morrison distracts McWrestler with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
McWrestler bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Morrison's guard. #REVB#
Morrison managing to control the position.
Morrison keeping moving, preventing McWrestler from controlling successfully.
McWrestler with a flurry of punches that miss.
Morrison looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Morrison tries to land a sweep but no joy. #T4#
McWrestler landing with the ground and pound.
McWrestler keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Morrison's head.
Morrison looking for a sweep. Not yet Morrison, not yet.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells McWrestler's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Morrison has McWrestler pulled in close to control his posture.
Morrison wants to sweep here but McWrestler controlling him for the moment.
Morrison lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR#
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Morrison lands a couple of digs.
McWrestler not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
McWrestler pulls Morrison in close to his closed guard and prevents Morrison from doing any damage or advancing position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Frank Morrison dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R3#
McWrestler misses with a straight right.
Morrison lands a right hook to the body. #TD#
Morrison scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Nice strikes from Morrison there.
McWrestler is not content to let Morrison control the position.
Morrison thows a huge punch but McWrestler dodges it nicely.
McWrestler slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
McWrestler is pulling down on Morrison's head to control his posture.
McWrestler throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Morrison postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
McWrestler is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Morrison content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Morrison lands a couple of decent looking shots.#T1#
Morrison chips away with some ground and pound.
Dude McWrestler has got the better of the ground game so far.
Morrison stopping the sweep attempt from McWrestler.
Morrison is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Morrison content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Morrison trying to control the position from guard on top but McWrestler is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
McWrestler looking for a sweep. Not yet McWrestler, not yet.
McWrestler seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Morrison postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
McWrestler bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Morrison's guard. #REVB#
Morrison is pulling down on McWrestler's head to control his posture.
McWrestler has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Morrison lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR##T2#
McWrestler working a defensive guard here.
Morrison won't allow McWrestler to sweep him here.
McWrestler keeps trying to improve his position.
Morrison working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of McWrestler's head.
McWrestler is trying to keep Morrison in close.
Morrison lands a couple of digs.
McWrestler keeping moving, preventing Morrison from controlling successfully. #T3#
McWrestler pulls Morrison in close to his closed guard and prevents Morrison from doing any damage or advancing position.
Morrison wants to control from the top but McWrestler keeps moving.
McWrestler pulls Morrison in close to prevent any damage.
McWrestler throws some shots to the body, keeping his opponent honest.
McWrestler bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Morrison's guard. #REVB#
McWrestler cracks Morrison with a solid left hand.
McWrestler postures up in Morrison's guard and throws a big left but Morrison blocks it.
McWrestler trying to control but Morrison is working from the bottom. #T4#
McWrestler missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Morrison manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. McWrestler manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR#
Morrison working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Morrison distracts McWrestler with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
McWrestler looking to hit a scissor sweep but Morrison is one step ahead there.
Morrison makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
McWrestler is controlling Morrison's posture.
McWrestler preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Frank Morrison clearly takes that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R4#
Morrison scores with a jab to the jaw.
Morrison slips a jab from McWrestler.
McWrestler connects with a looping right hand.
McWrestler throws a looping overhand right but Morrison ducks down to avoid it.
A little feinted left hand from Morrison on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.#TD#
Morrison dives in and scores a takedown into McWrestler's guard.
Morrison distracts McWrestler with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Morrison wants to control from the top but McWrestler keeps moving.
McWrestler is trying to keep Morrison in close.
Morrison missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler has Morrison pulled in close to control his posture.
Morrison working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of McWrestler's head.
Morrison lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
McWrestler manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Morrison manages to get himself to full guard. #REVB##T1#
McWrestler wants to control from the top but Morrison keeps moving.
Morrison has control of McWrestler's left arm, preventing McWrestler from doing any damage.
McWrestler controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
McWrestler's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
McWrestler trying to control but Morrison is working from the bottom.
McWrestler postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Morrison seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now. #T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
McWrestler pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Morrison is keeping the position for now.
Morrison wants to sweep here but McWrestler controlling him for the moment.
Morrison keeping moving, preventing McWrestler from controlling successfully. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Morrison fails with a takedown attempt.
Dude McWrestler has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
McWrestler throws a body punch but Morrison moves out of range.
McWrestler tries for a takedown but Morrison sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Morrison looks to land a left hand but McWrestler moved out of range nicely.
Morrison misses with a hook. McWrestler ducked under it nicely.
Dude McWrestler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McWrestler misses the shot to the body.
A quick step to the side and Morrison tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
McWrestler works the jab nicely.
McWrestler misses with a wild body shot.
McWrestler misses the jab.
McWrestler works the jab nicely.#T3#
McWrestler throws a jab but it's blocked by Morrison.
McWrestler throws a right hand that misses
enabling Morrison to counter with a crisp jab.
Morrison staying out of range there.
Morrison ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Morrison slips under a jab from McWrestler.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by McWrestler.
McWrestler punishes Morrison's body with a nice straight punch.
McWrestler smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Dude McWrestler seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Morrison misses with a wild body shot.
Morrison misses with a hook. McWrestler ducked under it nicely.
Morrison misses with an uppercut. McWrestler saw that one coming.
McWrestler throws a jab but it's blocked by Morrison.
Morrison scores with a nice right hand.
McWrestler looks to score with a jab to the body but Morrison is just out of range.
Morrison misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
McWrestler stuffs the takedown attempt from Morrison. Morrison gets slowly back to his feet.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McWrestler lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.#T4#
McWrestler ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Morrison throws a body punch but McWrestler moves out of range.
Morrison swings for the body but McWrestler moves out of range.
A swing and a miss from Morrison.
Nice defenses there by McWrestler.
Morrison swings for the body but McWrestler moves out of range.
The fighters circling - McWrestler throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Morrison digs a good hook to McWrestler's body.
McWrestler takes one to the chin there.
McWrestler lands a really nice looking cross but Morrison seems unphased.
Morrison scores with a three punch combo!
Morrison bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
McWrestler scores with the left hand. Morrison knows he should have avoided that one.
McWrestler steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Morrison.
McWrestler throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Morrison cracks McWrestler with an open hand slap.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close fourth round but I would say that Frank Morrison will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!#R5#
Morrison works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Morrison displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as McWrestler throws out the jab.
Morrison went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
McWrestler takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Morrison uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from McWrestler.
McWrestler looks to throw the jab but Morrison is out of range.
McWrestler looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Morrison is looking to counter punch.
McWrestler looks to throw the jab but Morrison is out of range.
Morrison slips a jab from McWrestler.
Morrison lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Morrison.
Morrison takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
McWrestler moves out of range of the strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler misses the jab.
A quick step to the side and Morrison tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Morrison closes the distance and clinches up with McWrestler, looking for a takedown. Morrison pushes McWrestler against the cage but McWrestler circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
McWrestler throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Morrison scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Morrison swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Morrison avoids the clinch attempt nicely. #T1#
Morrison moves out of range of the strikes.
Morrison displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as McWrestler throws out the jab.
Morrison connects with the punch.#TD#
Morrison darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
McWrestler wants to improve his position but Morrison is controlling well.
McWrestler gets full guard.
McWrestler has Morrison pulled in close to control his posture.
Morrison landing with the ground and pound.
McWrestler bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Morrison's guard. #REVB#
Morrison avoiding any damage from the ground and pound. #T2#
Morrison keeping full guard, as McWrestler tries to pass.
Morrison is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Morrison avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Morrison has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
McWrestler won't allow Morrison to sweep him here.
McWrestler postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
McWrestler wants to control from the top but Morrison keeps moving.
Morrison is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.#T3#
Morrison preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
McWrestler pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Morrison is keeping the position for now.
McWrestler throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Morrison works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
McWrestler trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
McWrestler fails to land the takedown.#CL2#
McWrestler moves into the clinch.
McWrestler is trying to stall.
McWrestler lands with a left to the head.
Morrison tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
McWrestler lands a nice shot to the body.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - a gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Morrison is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.#T4#
McWrestler misses with a short punch on the inside.
Still in the clinch, McWrestler scores with a nice short uppercut.
McWrestler cracks Morrison with a nice body shot.
A short body shot lands from McWrestler as the two fighters clinch.
McWrestler lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
McWrestler working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
McWrestler lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Morrison or not.
Morrison misses with a hook to the ribs.
McWrestler makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Frank Morrison is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McWrestler lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
McWrestler stalls.
McWrestler stalling the fight.
Morrison misses with some punches.
McWrestler has a couple of punches blocked by Morrison.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dude McWrestler comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Morrison has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Hirohito Nitta scores the fight 48:48
Judge Ren Mimura scores the fight 48:47
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight 48:47

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Frank Morrison!

During a confident post fight interview, Frank Morrison thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
The defeated Dude McWrestler had this to say: 'Not a good start in Combate but i've been here before, I know this result will make me better. '.

 

Event: BB 93 - McWrestler vs Anubis 4     
Date:   Jan 14, 2023
#R1#
Anubis has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Anubis there as he acknowledges the shot.
McWrestler connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Dude McWrestler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McWrestler looks to throw the jab but Anubis is out of range.
McWrestler lands a nice shot to the body.
Anubis takes one on the button.
A jab from McWrestler misses.
McWrestler looks to land a left hand but Anubis moved out of range nicely.
McWrestler throws a looping overhand right but Anubis ducks down to avoid it.
McWrestler wants to clinch up but Anubis keeps it at a distance.
It seemed like Anubis was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
McWrestler comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
A slow jab from McWrestler misses its intended target.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Anubis! But no joy.
Anubis takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Crunch! Anubis slams his shin into McWrestler's torso.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Anubis connects with the punch.
Anubis bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Anubis looks like he wants to counter punch here.#T1#
Anubis uses good head movement to avoid the hook from McWrestler.
Anubis looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Anubis takes one to the side of the head.
Danga de danga de dang - McWrestler scores with a four punch combination!
McWrestler uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Anubis has time to react.
Anubis has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
A punch lands to the side of Anubis 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Anubis keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from McWrestler.
McWrestler misses with a straight right.
McWrestler misses with a looping left.
A nice side step and Anubis releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
McWrestler lands a nice looking body shot.
McWrestler misses with a looping right.
McWrestler clobbers Anubis with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
McWrestler misses with a body shot.
Walad Anubis is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Anubis ducks under a wild hook from McWrestler.
McWrestler is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McWrestler connects with a right hand. Anubis shakes it off.#T2#
McWrestler throws a hook but Anubis avoids it easily.
McWrestler pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
The fighters circling - McWrestler throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
McWrestler scores with a hook.
Anubis takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
McWrestler scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Anubis lands a really nice looking cross but McWrestler seems unphased.
McWrestler defending well as Anubis loads up on a big left hand.
McWrestler misses with a right hand
and Anubis counters with a nice low kick that buckles McWrestler's knee momentarily.
McWrestler ducks under a wild hook from Anubis.
Anubis staying out of range there.
Anubis uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McWrestler.
McWrestler connects with a crisp jab. #T3#
Anubis with a hook.
Anubis takes a jab right on the kisser.
Donk. McWrestler catches Anubis right on the button with a cross.
McWrestler lands a nice hook to Anubis's body. Anubis takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
McWrestler works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Anubis has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Anubis there as he acknowledges the shot.
McWrestler connects with a good right hand that stumbles Anubis. Anubis circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
McWrestler scores with a crisp jab that stopped Anubis in his tracks.
McWrestler throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Anubis sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Anubis swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
McWrestler ducks under a wild hook from Anubis.
McWrestler sizes up Anubis with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Anubis goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
McWrestler throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Anubis doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.#T4#
McWrestler looks to land a combination. Anubis sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Anubis misses with a looping right.
McWrestler misses with a left hand
and McWrestler takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Some wild striking there from McWrestler.
Anubis was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
McWrestler lands a nice shot to the body. #CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
McWrestler misses with a hook to the ribs.
I was talking to McWrestler's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
McWrestler tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
McWrestler blocks an uppercut.
McWrestler leaning his opponent against the cage.
Anubis digs a right hand underneath McWrestler's ribcage. McWrestler let out a lung full of air as it connected.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2#
Anubis throws a hook but McWrestler avoids it easily.
Anubis drops his hands momentarily and McWrestler takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
McWrestler scores with a body shot. #CL#
McWrestler gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Anubis scores with an uppercut up the middle.
McWrestler is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Anubis can do to turn this around?
McWrestler pushes Anubis back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
McWrestler struggles to land a body shot inside as Anubis controls his hands.
Anubis tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
McWrestler misses with a punch on the inside.
McWrestler controlling the action here for a moment.
Anubis is working McWrestler over against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler blocks an elbow strike.#TD#
McWrestler is trying to trip Anubis. He has hold of a leg but Anubis is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. McWrestler persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McWrestler throws a big elbow that misses.
Anubis looking for a sweep. Not yet Anubis, not yet.
McWrestler has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Anubis looking to control. #T1#
Anubis pulls McWrestler in close to his closed guard and prevents McWrestler from doing any damage or advancing position.
Anubis working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from McWrestler.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McWrestler preventing the sweep.
McWrestler postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
McWrestler stopping the sweep attempt from Anubis.
Anubis keeping moving, preventing McWrestler from controlling successfully.
McWrestler landing with the ground and pound.
Anubis working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from McWrestler.
McWrestler wants to control from the top but Anubis keeps moving. #T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
McWrestler stands and throws Anubis's legs to the side, diving into side control.
McWrestler works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Anubis seems a little lost for a moment, as McWrestler dominates the positioning.
McWrestler tries to move to mount but Anubis blocks the move with his legs.
McWrestler is looking to take a break and control but Anubis is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
The strikes coming from McWrestler are missing the target in this wave of attacks. #T3#
McWrestler throws a strike aimed at the side of Anubis's head but Anubis avoids it well.
McWrestler lands a few punches from side control.
Anubis is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
McWrestler trying to control the action but Anubis is working from the bottom.
McWrestler is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Anubis is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
McWrestler working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards. #T4#
Anubis tries to get back to half guard but can't.
McWrestler scores with punches from side control.
Anubis takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Anubis takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
McWrestler trying to control the action but Anubis is working from the bottom.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Sloppy strikes there by McWrestler.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action!#R3#
Nice shot lands for McWrestler.
McWrestler works the jab nicely.
McWrestler throws an ugly left hook that misses
and McWrestler takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Anubis uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McWrestler.
Anubis digs a good body shot into McWrestler's ribs.#CL#
McWrestler closes the distance and clinches.
McWrestler misses with a body punch.
Anubis misses with a punch to the body.
McWrestler throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
McWrestler misses with a shot to the kidneys.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Anubis can't find room to land a body shot as McWrestler controls the action.
Anubis lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Anubis takes a shot to the head.
McWrestler slowing the pace effectively.
McWrestler lands a nice uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Anubis prevents a takedown attempt there.
Anubis working aggressively here. #T1#
Anubis working aggressively here.
McWrestler is looking to take this one to the mat.
Anubis lands a hook to the side of the head.
Anubis prevents a body shot from McWrestler.
McWrestler is looking to control Anubis's arms but Anubis gets an underhook and turns him. Now McWrestler has his back to the cage.
McWrestler lands an uppercut.
Anubis blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Anubis looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Anubis has a couple of punches blocked by McWrestler.
Anubis scores with a shot to the side of McWrestler's head.
McWrestler lands a hook to the side of the head.
McWrestler lands a nice uppercut.
Anubis misses with some punches.
McWrestler stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Anubis. #TD#
McWrestler manages to pull guard.
Anubis pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. McWrestler is keeping the position for now. #T2#
McWrestler manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Anubis manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McWrestler trying to control the position from guard on top but Anubis is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
McWrestler content to stall in guard here.
Anubis looking to control.
McWrestler trying to control but Anubis is working from the bottom.
McWrestler throwing strikes but missing. #T3#
McWrestler lands a couple of digs.
McWrestler throws a big elbow that misses.
McWrestler throwing strikes from guard but Anubis blocks nicely.
McWrestler lands a couple of digs.
McWrestler trying to control but Anubis is working from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Anubis looking to hit a scissor sweep but McWrestler is one step ahead there.
McWrestler is looking to work some ground and pound but Anubis has wrist control.
McWrestler throwing strikes from guard but Anubis blocks nicely. #T4#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
McWrestler throws a big elbow that misses.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Anubis looking to control. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
McWrestler lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Anubis takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Dude McWrestler is winning the standup battle so far.
The fighters circle momentarily. McWrestler darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
McWrestler digs a good hook to Anubis's body.
Anubis takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
McWrestler misses with a straight left.
McWrestler ducks under a wild hook from Anubis.
McWrestler tries to clinch but Anubis moves out of range.
A little jabbing left from Anubis on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
McWrestler connects with a body shot.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler clearly takes that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R4#
McWrestler misses with a body shot.
McWrestler misses with a straight left.
Anubis looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
McWrestler misses with an uppercut. Anubis saw that one coming.
A punch combination from McWrestler misses.
McWrestler moves out of range as Anubis strikes.
McWrestler looks to land a right hand but Anubis moved out of range.
Anubis throws out a counter right but McWrestler avoids it with no problem.
McWrestler throws a poor cross that misses
and McWrestler takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
McWrestler cracks Anubis with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
McWrestler misses with a looping right.
Anubis follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Anubis displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as McWrestler throws out the jab.
McWrestler ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
McWrestler lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
McWrestler misses with a lunging right hand
and Anubis counters with a straight right hand.#T1#
McWrestler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Anubis was well out of range. Poor timing from McWrestler.
Anubis has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
McWrestler cracks Anubis with an open hand slap.
Anubis slips a straight right by McWrestler.
McWrestler looks to land a left hand but Anubis moved out of range nicely.
It seemed like Anubis was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
McWrestler wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Anubis misses with a hook. McWrestler ducked under it nicely.
McWrestler lands the left hand.
McWrestler loads up on a big right hand but Anubis slips the punch.
McWrestler comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
The fighters circling - McWrestler throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
McWrestler scores with a hook to the body. Anubis takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Crunch! Anubis slams his shin into McWrestler's torso.#T2#
McWrestler jabs at Anubis's body.
McWrestler misses the jab.
McWrestler throws a right hand that misses
and Anubis connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Anubis tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Anubis missing with a left hand there. McWrestler was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
McWrestler misses with a body shot
and Anubis counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Anubis ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McWrestler moves away.
McWrestler digs a good hook to Anubis's body.
McWrestler scores with a hook.
Anubis throws an overhand right that lands on McWrestler's shoulder, as McWrestler tries to avoid the shot.
McWrestler getting the better of the striking in that exchange.#T3#
McWrestler misses with a straight right.
Anubis now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
McWrestler misses with a looping right.
McWrestler throws out a loose jab but Anubis uses good head movement to avoid it.
Anubis looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
McWrestler throws a jab when Anubis was well out of range.
McWrestler swinging wildly here.
Anubis staying out of range there.
A little jabbing left from Anubis on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
McWrestler tries to clinch but Anubis is having none of it.
Anubis throws a jab but it's blocked by McWrestler.
McWrestler throws a body punch but Anubis moves out of range.
Anubis takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Anubis takes one to the side of the head. #T4#
McWrestler avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Anubis bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Anubis blocks a jab.
McWrestler swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A swing and a miss from McWrestler.
McWrestler tries to clinch up.
It seemed like Anubis was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
McWrestler waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Anubis.
McWrestler throws a big shot that misses.
McWrestler misses with a right hand
enabling Anubis to counter with a crisp jab. #CL#
McWrestler closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McWrestler stalling against the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Anubis.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler had his way with Walad Anubis in that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!#R5#
Anubis with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling McWrestler to score with a decent uppercut.
McWrestler fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Anubis avoids it really well and circles away.
A big left from McWrestler misses.
Anubis looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Anubis ducks under a wild hook from McWrestler.
It seemed like Anubis was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
McWrestler waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Anubis.
Nice defenses there by McWrestler.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Anubis displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as McWrestler throws out the jab.
Anubis throws a hook to the side of McWrestler's head but McWrestler sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
McWrestler tries to clinch up but Anubis circles away and keeps his distance.
McWrestler lands a jab to the nose.#T1#
McWrestler scores with a nice strike.
McWrestler misses with a hook
and Anubis counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Anubis takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Anubis on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
McWrestler looks to land a right hand but Anubis moved out of range.
McWrestler misses with a wild body shot.
Anubis looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
McWrestler fails in his attempt to clinch.
Anubis is trying to counter with his kicks.
McWrestler looks to land a right hand but Anubis moved out of range.
McWrestler comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
McWrestler ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Anubis throws an ugly left hook that misses
and McWrestler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Anubis misses with an uppercut. McWrestler saw that one coming.
Walad Anubis has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
McWrestler throws a jab when Anubis was well out of range.
McWrestler tests Anubis's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Anubis slips under a jab.
McWrestler moves out of range of the strikes.
McWrestler throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
McWrestler loads up on a big right hand but Anubis slips the punch.
McWrestler throws a hook but Anubis blocks it.
McWrestler cracks Anubis with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Anubis lands with a good body shot.
Good shot there by McWrestler.
Anubis throws a big shot that misses.#CL#
McWrestler has taken the fight to the clinch. #T3#
Anubis goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
McWrestler throws a head punch that misses.
McWrestler lands a left hand.
McWrestler's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
McWrestler prevents a body shot from Anubis.
A head punch on the inside from Anubis fails to land.
Anubis misses with a body punch.
McWrestler is trying to drag Anubis to the mat but Anubis just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
McWrestler presses Anubis against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Anubis lands a nice uppercut.
A shot in the inside from McWrestler.
Anubis lands a nice uppercut.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Anubis tries a body shot but McWrestler blocks it. #TD#
McWrestler has Anubis pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. McWrestler pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Anubis tumbling to the mat - McWrestler dives into Anubis's guard.#T4#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McWrestler controlling from the top position.
McWrestler wants to control from the top but Anubis keeps moving.
McWrestler throwing strikes but missing.
McWrestler with a nice head shot there.
McWrestler landing with the ground and pound.
McWrestler trying to control but Anubis is working from the bottom.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dude McWrestler showed his dominance in that final round.
Well McWrestler has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight 50:45
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 50:45
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 50:45

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dude McWrestler!

Dude McWrestler retains his welterweight title!
A very excited looking Dude McWrestler rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.

 

Event: BB 88 - McWrestler vs Marciano     
Date:   Dec 17, 2022
#R1#
Marciano misses with a hook to the body
enabling McWrestler to counter with a crisp jab.
McWrestler throws a shot from downtown. Marciano moves away and avoids it.
Marciano looks for the body kick but McWrestler saw that one coming.
McWrestler misses with a looping left.
Marciano fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
McWrestler scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Marciano doesn't seem bothered though.
McWrestler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Marciano was well out of range. Poor timing from McWrestler.
Marciano doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Marciano falls off balance throwing a combination
and McWrestler counters with a stiff right hand.
McWrestler misses with a wild combination.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Marciano misses with a straight left.
McWrestler throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Marciano cracks McWrestler with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Dude McWrestler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Marciano just misses with a punch to the body.
McWrestler stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McWrestler blocks a head kick by Marciano.
A quick step to the side and McWrestler tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.#T1#
McWrestler keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
McWrestler misses with a hook. Marciano ducked under it nicely.
Marciano closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Marciano throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McWrestler takes a swing at Marciano's ribcage but misses.
McWrestler throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
The fight stays on the outside here - Marciano looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Marciano throws out a loose jab but McWrestler uses good head movement to avoid it.
Marciano misses with a straight left.
McWrestler works the jab nicely.
Marciano avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Mikey Marciano is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The fighters circling - McWrestler throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Marciano swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Marciano throws a leg kick #TD#
and McWrestler counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by McWrestler.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Marciano is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Marciano has momentary wrist control but McWrestler slips an elbow through the middle.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T2#
Marciano has momentary wrist control but McWrestler slips an elbow through the middle.
McWrestler trying to control the position from guard on top but Marciano is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Marciano is looking to stand up but McWrestler isn't so interested in that idea.
McWrestler is in close to Marciano's body, working some short punches and elbows.#ES2#
Marciano is edging up against the cage. He's using the cage to get back to his feet. Nice work there - the fighters are clinched.
McWrestler lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Marciano works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
I was talking to McWrestler's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.#TD#
McWrestler wants the takedown. Marciano is fighting it off but McWrestler persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Marciano's guard against the cage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Marciano is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst McWrestler is controlling him.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Marciano wants to get back to his feet but McWrestler passes into half guard.
McWrestler drops an elbow to the side of Marciano's head. #T3#
McWrestler wants to control but Marciano is keeping him busy.
McWrestler working over Marciano with some ground and pound. Marciano looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Marciano on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
McWrestler looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Marciano felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
McWrestler is trying to control. Marciano wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Marciano looks like he's trying to stand up.
McWrestler is trying to control. Marciano wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
McWrestler is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
McWrestler wants to lay and pray for a moment but Marciano keeps working.
McWrestler is nestled in close to Marciano, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.#ES2#
Marciano manages to escape and get back to his feet!
Marciano lands with a good body shot.
McWrestler throws out a loose jab but Marciano uses good head movement to avoid it.
McWrestler misses with a looping right.#T4#
Marciano throws a lazy uppercut
and McWrestler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Marciano throws a nice looking combination but McWrestler bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
McWrestler clobbers Marciano with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McWrestler checks the leg kick nicely there.
Marciano swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Marciano tries to clinch up but McWrestler circles away and keeps his distance.
McWrestler gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Marciano.
A chopping leg kick lands by Marciano.
McWrestler doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Marciano lands a nice shot that snaps McWrestler's head back.
Marciano throws a looping overhand right but McWrestler ducks down to avoid it.
McWrestler throws an overhand right that lands on Marciano's shoulder, as Marciano tries to avoid the shot.
It seemed like Marciano was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
McWrestler throws a shot from downtown. Marciano moves away and avoids it.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
McWrestler lands the left hand.
McWrestler slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
McWrestler throws a looping overhand right but Marciano ducks down to avoid it.
McWrestler misses with a wild body shot.
A little jabbing left from Marciano on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
A big right from Marciano misses.
McWrestler moves away from the strike by Marciano.
McWrestler tries to score a power double leg takedown but Marciano sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten McWrestler somewhat.
Marciano with the inside leg kick.
McWrestler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Marciano was well out of range. Poor timing from McWrestler.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler missing with a left hand there. Marciano was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Marciano looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
A swing and a miss from McWrestler.
McWrestler slips a straight right by Marciano.
McWrestler swings widly with a right hand
and McWrestler takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
McWrestler closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so. #T1#
Marciano slips a jab from McWrestler.
Marciano pulls out of a head kick attempt.
McWrestler throwing a counter right hand but Marciano manages to avoid it.
Dude McWrestler is winning the standup battle so far.
A cross from McWrestler lands.
Nice sprawl there from Marciano as McWrestler shoots in.
Marciano tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. McWrestler manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
McWrestler misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dude McWrestler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Marciano ducks under a wild hook from McWrestler.
McWrestler lands the left hand.
Marciano fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McWrestler manages to avoid it.
McWrestler takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Marciano throws a half hearted mid kick.
Marciano goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
McWrestler pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Marciano scores with a nice right hand. #T2#
McWrestler getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
McWrestler ducks under a wild hook from Marciano.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McWrestler cracks Marciano with an open hand slap.
McWrestler dips to his left and cracks Marciano with an uppercut!#TD#
Marciano tries to sprawl but McWrestler drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Marciano is looking to escape.
Marciano really doesn't want to stay on the ground with McWrestler. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Marciano has hold of McWrestler's hands but McWrestler slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. McWrestler lands a nice short elbow.
Marciano is trying to stand. #ES2#
Marciano manages to escape and get back to his feet!
Marciano walks into a stiff left hand from McWrestler.
McWrestler bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Marciano's head backwards.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts McWrestler, as that shot connected. #T3#
A shot to the liver by McWrestler. Beautiful body shot.
McWrestler lands a head shot.
Marciano shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
The fighters circling - McWrestler throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
McWrestler avoids the body shot from Marciano.
McWrestler tests Marciano's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Marciano misses with a hook
and McWrestler counters with a straight right hand.
McWrestler throws a hook to the side of Marciano's head but Marciano sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Nice defenses there by Marciano.
McWrestler lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.#TD#
McWrestler closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - McWrestler lands in his opponent's guard.
McWrestler won't allow Marciano to get back to his feet.
Marciano is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.#T4#
McWrestler trying to control the position from guard on top but Marciano is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
McWrestler looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Marciano wants to stand but McWrestler is controlling the position.
McWrestler cracks Marciano with a solid left hand.
McWrestler with a nice head shot there.#ES2#
Marciano has scooted to the edge of the canvas and used the cage to get back to his feet. McWrestler has stuck on his opponent and is forcing him back against the cage.
Marciano tries to land knees in the clinch but McWrestler avoids the damage to the body.
Marciano lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Marciano has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
McWrestler misses with a punch on the inside.
McWrestler scores with a nice hook to the head.
A short right from Marciano on the inside.
McWrestler misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Marciano misses with some punches.
McWrestler misses with a punch to the body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R3#
McWrestler connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Marciano uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before McWrestler has time to react.
McWrestler connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
A big left from McWrestler misses.
Marciano smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Marciano misses the body punch
and McWrestler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
McWrestler slips under a jab.
Marciano throws a half hearted mid kick.
Good shot there by McWrestler.
McWrestler sizes up Marciano with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
McWrestler keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Marciano.
McWrestler scores with the left hand. Marciano knows he should have avoided that one.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Marciano on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
McWrestler is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
McWrestler looks to land a right hand but Marciano moved out of range.
It seemed like Marciano was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
McWrestler cracks Marciano with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.#T1##TD#
McWrestler looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Marciano!
Marciano is pushing McWrestler's head away, looking to escape. McWrestler manages to hold on to the position though.
McWrestler has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
McWrestler lands a decent elbow from side control.
Marciano wants to get back to his feet.
McWrestler scores with punches from side control.
Marciano is looking to work his way out of this bad position but McWrestler is controlling him well.
Marciano is not content to let McWrestler control the position.
Marciano is looking to work his way out of this bad position but McWrestler is controlling him well.
McWrestler is working Marciano over with some ground and pound from side control.
McWrestler lands some shots froms side control.#ROC#Marciano is rocked!
McWrestler prevents Marciano from escaping the position.
Marciano is still in real trouble! Can McWrestler finish him?#T2#
Marciano seems to have recovered his senses.
Check out the look on McWrestler's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Marciano is pushing McWrestler's head away, looking to escape. McWrestler manages to hold on to the position though.
Dude McWrestler overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Marciano takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McWrestler in side control here. He's dropped a big elbow there and Marciano looks hurt! Oh, he is hurt! McWrestler turns on the heat and pounds him out for a TKO victory! Good killer instinct there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:45 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dude McWrestler!
Dude McWrestler retains his welterweight title!
Dude McWrestler spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.
Mikey Marciano was interviewed post fight and said 'robbery'.

 

Event: BB 84 - McWrestler vs Man 3     
Date:   Nov 19, 2022
#R1#
Man misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McWrestler.
McWrestler misses with a hook. Man ducked under it nicely.
McWrestler throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Man.
Man misses with an uppercut. McWrestler saw that one coming.
A looping hook to the body misses from Man. McWrestler does a little dance to reset his feet.#TD#
McWrestler bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
McWrestler cracks Man with a big elbow.
Man is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
McWrestler throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Man defending against the ground and pound.
McWrestler scores with a couple of short elbows.
Man managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by McWrestler.
McWrestler misses with the ground and pound.
McWrestler misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
McWrestler has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.#T1#
McWrestler tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Man takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
McWrestler creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
McWrestler throws an elbow but Man slips to the side and avoids it well.
McWrestler working the body and head with strikes.
McWrestler working the ground and pound.
A lull in the action here.
Sloppy strikes there by McWrestler.
McWrestler tries to score with some ground and pound. Man controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
McWrestler trying to control the action but Man is working from the bottom.
McWrestler fails to land a wild elbow strike. #T2#
McWrestler tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
McWrestler creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Man sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
McWrestler is chipping away with strikes.
McWrestler controls the position from side control.
McWrestler scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Man to see if he's OK.
Man dodges the ground and pound from McWrestler.
McWrestler controlling the position.
McWrestler wants to control but Man is keeping him busy. #T3#
McWrestler is chipping away with strikes.
McWrestler looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Man is avoiding damage well.
McWrestler trying to control the position but Man is working away.
McWrestler controlling the position from side mount.
McWrestler tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Man takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
McWrestler creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Man sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McWrestler cracks Man with an elbow. That is naaassty.
McWrestler working the body and head with strikes.
McWrestler controlling the position. #T4#
McWrestler misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
Man defending against the ground and pound.
McWrestler postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
We've been hearing that McWrestler has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Man regains half guard, as McWrestler was trying to land strikes.
McWrestler content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Man blocking the ground and pound attempt from McWrestler.
Man is refusing to be controlled, as McWrestler sits in half guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!#R2#
McWrestler misses with a straight right.
Man thuds a left hand into McWrestler's body.
McWrestler avoids the body shot from Man.
Man has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as McWrestler is landing a low percentage of strikes.#TD#
McWrestler manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Man on his heels. He'll look to pass Man's guard now, I'm sure.

Man has scooted to the edge of the canvas and used the cage to get back to his feet. McWrestler has stuck on his opponent and is forcing him back against the cage.
Man struggles to land a body shot inside as McWrestler controls his hands.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Man.
McWrestler doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Man has a couple of punches blocked by McWrestler.
McWrestler presses Man against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.#BC2#
Man manages to break the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McWrestler misses the shot to the body.
A jab from McWrestler misses.
Man looks to score with a jab to the body but McWrestler is just out of range.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Man moves out of range of the strikes.
A swing and a miss from McWrestler.
Man is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down McWrestler rather than just go for the knockout.
McWrestler blocks a jab.
Man slips under a jab.
Man attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Man looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Man throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.#T1#
McWrestler has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Man.
McWrestler shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Man eats them both and turns towards McWrestler to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.#CL#
McWrestler moves into the clinch.
McWrestler lands an uppercut.
Man struggles to land a body shot inside as McWrestler controls his hands.
Man lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
McWrestler throws a head punch that misses. #TD#
McWrestler gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Man regains guard.
McWrestler is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Man can do to turn this around?
Man keeping moving, preventing McWrestler from controlling successfully.
Man preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
McWrestler trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McWrestler trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
McWrestler is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact. #T2#
McWrestler trying to control the position from guard on top but Man is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
McWrestler throws a big elbow that misses.
McWrestler throws a big elbow that misses.
McWrestler trying to control the position from guard on top but Man is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Man has momentary wrist control but McWrestler slips an elbow through the middle.
McWrestler trying to control but Man is working from the bottom.
McWrestler lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
McWrestler throws a big elbow that misses.
McWrestler working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage. #T3#
McWrestler connects with a couple of short punches.
McWrestler with a nice head shot there.
McWrestler throws a big elbow that misses.
Man is looking to stand up but McWrestler isn't so interested in that idea.
McWrestler lands a couple of elbows.
McWrestler looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells McWrestler's corner. There ya go! There ya go! #T4#
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as McWrestler accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells McWrestler's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Man can't keep his opponent in guard - McWrestler advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Nice strikes from McWrestler there.
McWrestler throwing shots but Man is blocking nicely.
McWrestler not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
McWrestler controlling the action here.
McWrestler with the ground and pound but Man uses the opportunity to regain guard.
McWrestler is looking to work some ground and pound but Man has wrist control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McWrestler postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler dominated that second round.
That's time! McWrestler's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R3#
A looping hook to the body misses from Man. McWrestler does a little dance to reset his feet.#CL#
McWrestler takes the fight into the clinch.
Man blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Man lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down McWrestler.#TD#
McWrestler turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and McWrestler manages to end up in side control.
Man is looking to reverse the position.
The referee asks McWrestler politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. McWrestler prefers to stall for the moment though.
Man is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
McWrestler misses with a head shot. Man uses the momentum to regain guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as McWrestler accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Man's head.
McWrestler throws an elbow that misses. Man uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in McWrestler's guard. Nice move by Man!#REVB##T1#
Man not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
McWrestler wants to sweep but no luck.
McWrestler is trying to control the position from the bottom.
McWrestler looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now McWrestler is on top in guard. #REVR#
McWrestler throwing strikes from guard but Man blocks nicely.
McWrestler is looking to work some ground and pound but Man has wrist control.#T2#
McWrestler looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
McWrestler chips away with some ground and pound.
McWrestler working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
McWrestler trying to control the position from guard on top but Man is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
McWrestler lands a couple of elbows.
McWrestler is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
McWrestler postures up and lands some nice ground and pound. #T3#
McWrestler loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
McWrestler scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
McWrestler trying to control the position from guard on top but Man is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
McWrestler looking to sit in guard and control but Man gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB#
McWrestler lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR#
Man working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from McWrestler.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as McWrestler accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
McWrestler looking to sit in guard and control but Man gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB#
McWrestler looking to hit a scissor sweep but Man is one step ahead there. #T4#
McWrestler is working hard here to advance position.
Man postures up.
McWrestler bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Man's guard. #REVR#
McWrestler loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
McWrestler postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
McWrestler showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
McWrestler trying to control but Man is working from the bottom.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler clearly takes that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R4#
A jab from McWrestler does it's job there.
Dude McWrestler is winning the standup battle so far.
McWrestler jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Man throws a jab when McWrestler was well out of range.
Man misses with a hook. McWrestler ducked under it nicely.
Man tries a low kick but McWrestler avoids it.
McWrestler uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Man.
An attempted straight right counter from McWrestler misses the target.
Man fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McWrestler manages to avoid it.
Nice uppercut there from McWrestler.
Man on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
McWrestler fails in his attempt to clinch.
Man on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Man throws a body punch but McWrestler moves out of range.
McWrestler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Man.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Man throws a front kick that sends McWrestler stumbling back into the cage.
McWrestler tries to bum rush Man with a series of wild strikes but Man uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A looping hook to the body misses from Man. McWrestler does a little dance to reset his feet.
McWrestler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
McWrestler misses with a few strikes there.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McWrestler avoids the body shot from Man. #T1#
McWrestler looks to throw the jab but Man is out of range.
Man scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
McWrestler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Man throws a quick inside leg kick.
McWrestler misses with an uppercut.
Man lands a front kick.
Man lands a body shot.
Man throws a jab but it's blocked by McWrestler.
It looked like McWrestler wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
McWrestler uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Man.
Matrix Man is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
McWrestler misses with a double jab.
Man throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
McWrestler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McWrestler misses with a wild body shot.
Matrix Man seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Man throws a hook but McWrestler blocks it.
A swing and a miss from McWrestler.
Man throws a body punch but McWrestler moves out of range.
Man throws an overhand right that lands on McWrestler's shoulder, as McWrestler tries to avoid the shot.
McWrestler appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Man throws the left hand but McWrestler avoids the punch easily.
McWrestler scores with a jab to the body.
Man thows a left - swing and a miss! #T2#
McWrestler misses with a hook. Man ducked under it nicely.
McWrestler swinging wildly here.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McWrestler takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Man looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
McWrestler checks the leg kick nicely there.
A swing and a miss from McWrestler.
McWrestler shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Man but Man pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Man moves out of range as McWrestler strikes.
McWrestler will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Man thows a body kick. McWrestler tries to catch it but that hurt him.
The fighters circling - Man throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
McWrestler connects with a right hand. Man shakes it off.
McWrestler loads up on a big right hand but Man slips the punch.#T3#
Man steps to the side to avoid the strikes from McWrestler.
Man throws a wild body kick that McWrestler sees coming a mile off.
McWrestler jabbing away but nothing is landing.
McWrestler misses with a body shot.
Man works McWrestler's body with a nice hook.
McWrestler scores with the left hand. Man knows he should have avoided that one.
McWrestler stuns Man with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
McWrestler throws an overhand right that lands on Man's shoulder, as Man tries to avoid the shot.
Man tries a head kick but it misses.
Man scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
McWrestler looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.#TD#
McWrestler looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#ES2#
Man manages to create a bit of space in order to work his way back to his feet. McWrestler keeps hold of his opponent and drives him back against the cage.
Man misses with a body punch.
McWrestler has Man pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Man manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Man goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A right hook to the body lands for Man. #T4#
McWrestler throws a punch but it's blocked by Man.
McWrestler fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
McWrestler has Man pressed against the cage, preventing Man from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
McWrestler tries for a takedown but Man manages to get underhooks.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dude McWrestler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Man is trying to push McWrestler away but McWrestler has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
A head punch on the inside from McWrestler fails to land. #BC2#
Man escapes the clinch and we're back to striking. #TD#
McWrestler is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Man's half guard.

Man kicks McWrestler off and gets back to his feet.
McWrestler looks to land a left hand but Man moved out of range nicely.
Man tries a quick counter leg kick but McWrestler is wise to it.
McWrestler connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Man's hands.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
McWrestler throws a big shot that misses.
McWrestler takes one to the side of the head.
McWrestler takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
McWrestler lunges at Man with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Man's hand.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close fourth round but Matrix Man will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!#R5#
McWrestler shoots for a double leg takedown but Man sprawls well. He's pushed McWrestler's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
McWrestler throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
McWrestler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Man manages to avoid it.
Nice uppercut lands for McWrestler. That snapped Man's head back.
McWrestler fails to land the takedown.
Man throws a low kick, looking for McWrestler's leg but McWrestler calmly moves out of range.
Man lands a jab to the head.
McWrestler displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Man throws out the jab.
A jab lands there for McWrestler.
Man misses with a wild body shot.
McWrestler slips a straight right by Man.
Man fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and McWrestler has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Man scores with a spinning back kick!
Man connects with a good right hand that stumbles McWrestler. McWrestler circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Man throws a low kick but McWrestler avoids it.
McWrestler misses the jab.
Man keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dude McWrestler. That's going to take a lot out of him.#T1#
Man digs a good body shot into McWrestler's ribs.
Man misses with a low kick.
Man thumps McWrestler with a low kick.
Man fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McWrestler manages to avoid it.
McWrestler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Man moves away.
A slow jab from McWrestler misses its intended target.
Man has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Man there as he acknowledges the shot.
McWrestler throws an overhand right that lands on Man's shoulder, as Man tries to avoid the shot.
Man throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McWrestler wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
McWrestler moves out of range as Man strikes.
Man lands with a cross.
Man uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from McWrestler.#TD#
McWrestler dives in and scores a takedown into Man's guard.
McWrestler trying to control but Man is working from the bottom.
McWrestler engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Matrix Man has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Man preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Man utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Man is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Man avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as McWrestler accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
McWrestler loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
McWrestler works over Man with some ground and pound from guard.
McWrestler is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions. #T3#
McWrestler with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
McWrestler lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Man keeping moving, preventing McWrestler from controlling successfully.
McWrestler throwing strikes but missing.
McWrestler with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
McWrestler working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Man's head.
McWrestler trying to control the position from guard on top but Man is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Man preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage. #T4#
McWrestler wants to control from the top but Man keeps moving. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
McWrestler shoots in and drives through. Man sprawls well.
Man misses the shot to the body.
McWrestler throws a body shot but no joy.
McWrestler checks the leg kick nicely there.
McWrestler appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
McWrestler tests Man's chin there with a solid looking shot.
McWrestler lands the left hand.
McWrestler checks the leg kick nicely there. #CL#
McWrestler moves into the clinch.
McWrestler tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. #TD#
McWrestler lands a takedown into guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McWrestler trying to control but Man is working from the bottom.
Dude McWrestler overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.#SUB2#
Man is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Dude McWrestler.
I think McWrestler has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 50:45
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 49:46
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 49:46

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dude McWrestler!

Dude McWrestler retains his welterweight title!
In his post fight interview, Dude McWrestler started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.

 

Event: BB 80 McWrestler vs Magomedov     
Date:   Oct 29, 2022
#R1#
Magomedov thows a left - swing and a miss!
McWrestler throwing a counter right hand but Magomedov manages to avoid it.
Magomedov ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
McWrestler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Magomedov moves away.
Zabit Magomedov seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Magomedov takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Magomedov looks to land a left hand but McWrestler moved out of range nicely.
McWrestler fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Decent striking displayed by McWrestler there.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Magomedov.
McWrestler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
McWrestler connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Magomedov gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
McWrestler tries to clinch up.
McWrestler dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Magomedov jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Magomedov has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Magomedov misses with a hook
and McWrestler makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Magomedov misses with a right hand
and McWrestler counters with a straight right hand.
McWrestler checks a leg kick.
McWrestler misses with the combination.
McWrestler takes a swing at Magomedov's ribcage but misses. #T1#
Magomedov swings for the body but McWrestler moves out of range.
Magomedov uses good head movement to avoid the hook from McWrestler.
Magomedov ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McWrestler moves away.
McWrestler swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
No joy there for McWrestler, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
McWrestler swings away with a body shot that misses
and Magomedov counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Magomedov throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent McWrestler stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Magomedov swings for the body but McWrestler moves out of range.
Magomedov with the inside leg kick.
Magomedov just misses with a punch to the body.
Magomedov misses with a hook. McWrestler ducked under it nicely.
Magomedov ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Magomedov misses the shot to the body.
Magomedov throws a shot to the body.
McWrestler lands a right hook to the body.
Magomedov steps to the side to avoid the strikes from McWrestler.
McWrestler uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Magomedov.
Magomedov ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Magomedov throws a body shot but no joy.
Magomedov scores with a hook to the body. McWrestler takes a step back and tries to catch his breath. #T2#
Magomedov avoids the body shot from McWrestler.
McWrestler misses the shot to the body.
McWrestler ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
An attempted straight right counter from McWrestler misses the target.
Magomedov looks to land a left hand but McWrestler moved out of range nicely.
McWrestler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Magomedov avoids the body shot from McWrestler.
Magomedov thuds a left hand into McWrestler's body.
McWrestler tries to clinch up but Magomedov circles away and keeps his distance.
McWrestler dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Magomedov closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
McWrestler lands a slapping body shot.
McWrestler bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Magomedov ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McWrestler moves away.
Magomedov uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McWrestler.
Magomedov throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McWrestler fails with an attempt to clinch.
Magomedov is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down McWrestler rather than just go for the knockout.
Magomedov scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.#TD#
McWrestler is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Magomedov's half guard.
Magomedov is holding on to half guard well.#T3#
McWrestler slows the pace down in half guard.
Magomedov is looking to improve his position.
McWrestler throwing shots but Magomedov is blocking nicely.
McWrestler throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Magomedov is looking for a sweep. McWrestler is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
McWrestler is looking to take a break and control but Magomedov is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Magomedov trying to hold on to McWrestler's head to control him but McWrestler postures up.
McWrestler is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
McWrestler wants to lay and pray for a moment but Magomedov keeps working.
Magomedov keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
McWrestler sitting and controlling from the half guard. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
McWrestler uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Magomedov.
McWrestler swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Magomedov jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A quick step to the side and McWrestler tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
McWrestler's jab looks to have found its range, popping Magomedov under the eye.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Dude McWrestler will probably get the nod.
That's time! McWrestler's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
Magomedov lands with a thumping leg kick.
Magomedov with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Magomedov lands a jab to the head.
McWrestler misses with a looping right.
Magomedov missing with a left hand there. McWrestler was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
McWrestler appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
McWrestler lands a slapping body shot.
Magomedov scores with a body shot.
Magomedov misses with an uppercut. McWrestler saw that one coming.
McWrestler throws a body punch but Magomedov moves out of range.
Magomedov appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Magomedov takes a swing at McWrestler's ribcage but misses.
McWrestler rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Magomedov makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
A combination from McWrestler does no damage.
McWrestler displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Magomedov throws out the jab. #CL#
McWrestler has managed to clinch.
Magomedov misses with some punches. #TD#
McWrestler gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McWrestler connects with a couple of short punches.
McWrestler trying to control the position from guard on top but Magomedov is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Magomedov pulls McWrestler in close to prevent any damage. #T1#
McWrestler seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Magomedov looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
McWrestler is working Magomedov over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
McWrestler slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
McWrestler seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Magomedov for as long as he can get away with.#T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Magomedov is pulling down on McWrestler's head. It's preventing any offense from McWrestler, at least for the moment.
Magomedov keeping moving, preventing McWrestler from controlling successfully.
Magomedov looking for a sweep. Not yet Magomedov, not yet.
McWrestler sitting in guard, not really doing much. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
McWrestler lands a nice shot that snaps Magomedov's head back.
McWrestler takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Magomedov tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and McWrestler is able to avoid easily.
Magomedov uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from McWrestler.#T3#
McWrestler uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Magomedov.
McWrestler uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Magomedov.
McWrestler looks to score with a jab to the body but Magomedov is just out of range.
A low kick lands for Magomedov.
Magomedov tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McWrestler was well out of range. Poor timing from Magomedov.
Magomedov ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Magomedov drops his hands momentarily and McWrestler takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Magomedov scores with a body shot.
Zabit Magomedov is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Nice straight punches there by McWrestler. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of McWrestler.
Magomedov turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
McWrestler lands a jab to the head.
Magomedov misses with a wild body shot.
Magomedov tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McWrestler was well out of range. Poor timing from Magomedov.
An attempted straight right counter from McWrestler misses the target.
Magomedov loads up on a big right hand but McWrestler slips the punch.
McWrestler takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
McWrestler tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Magomedov counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Magomedov looks to land a left hand but McWrestler moved out of range nicely.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Magomedov throws a leg kick
and McWrestler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#T4#
Magomedov motions for McWrestler to come forward. Magomedov throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Magomedov throws a jab but it's blocked by McWrestler.
McWrestler misses the shot to the body.
Magomedov lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Nice defenses there by Magomedov.
McWrestler jabs Magomedov to the body, keeping him at a distance.
McWrestler throws a shot to the body.
McWrestler has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Magomedov.
Magomedov misses with an uppercut
and McWrestler counters with a stiff right hand.
McWrestler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Magomedov.
A slow jab from McWrestler misses its intended target.
Magomedov is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Magomedov throws a low kick, looking for McWrestler's leg but McWrestler calmly moves out of range.
McWrestler staying out of range there.
McWrestler tries to clinch there but Magomedov circles away.
Magomedov takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
A looping hook to the body misses from McWrestler. Magomedov does a little dance to reset his feet.
Magomedov throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
McWrestler throws a big counter combination but Magomedov scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Zabit Magomedov will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R3#
McWrestler tries to clinch but Magomedov is having none of it.
McWrestler connects with a single shot there.
McWrestler cracks Magomedov with a right hand to the side of the head.
McWrestler takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
McWrestler stuns Magomedov with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
A big right from Magomedov misses.
Magomedov slips a straight right by McWrestler.
Magomedov tries to counter by closing the distance.
McWrestler misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Magomedov counters with a straight right hand.
An inside leg kick from Magomedov misses.
McWrestler lands with an overhand left.
Magomedov attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Magomedov throws a looping overhand right but McWrestler ducks down to avoid it.
Magomedov on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
McWrestler slips a jab from Magomedov.
McWrestler ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McWrestler throws a lazy right hand but Magomedov sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.#CL#
McWrestler has Magomedov up against the cage in a clinch.
Magomedov throws a punch but it's blocked by McWrestler. #T1##BC2#
Magomedov breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
McWrestler throws a jab when Magomedov was well out of range.
It looks like McWrestler has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
McWrestler dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Magomedov takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Magomedov misses with a low kick.
McWrestler avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Magomedov tries to work over McWrestler's front leg with a kick but McWrestler checks it.
Magomedov throws a body shot but no joy.
McWrestler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Magomedov was well out of range. Poor timing from McWrestler.
Magomedov appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Magomedov moves into range and connects with a jab.
Magomedov uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
McWrestler takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Magomedov takes a swing at McWrestler's ribcage but misses.
Magomedov defending well as McWrestler loads up on a big left hand.
Magomedov takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Magomedov misses with an uppercut.
McWrestler is looking to counter the offense by Magomedov and move into the clinch.
Magomedov fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and McWrestler has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Magomedov misses with a wild body shot. #T2#
Magomedov stuffs the takedown.
Magomedov thuds his right hand into McWrestler's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Magomedov feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits McWrestlers jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Nice jab there from McWrestler.
McWrestler misses with a hook.
McWrestler on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Magomedov avoids the body shot from McWrestler.
Magomedov swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McWrestler is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
McWrestler walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Sloppy strikes from McWrestler. Those never looked like landing.
McWrestler throws a lazy uppercut
and Magomedov counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
McWrestler takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
McWrestler blocks a jab.
McWrestler feinted with a counter takedown.
Zabit Magomedov seems to be getting the better of the standup.
McWrestler lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.#TD#
Excellent takedown into side control there by McWrestler.
You can see the frustration on Magomedov's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.#T3#
McWrestler controlling the position.
McWrestler trying to control the position but Magomedov is working away.
Magomedov is trying to get back to half guard.
Magomedov seems a little lost for a moment, as McWrestler dominates the positioning.#T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Magomedov is trying to improve his position.
McWrestler sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Magomedov is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
McWrestler tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
Magomedov is trying to improve his position.
McWrestler lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Magomedov down.
Magomedov is not content to let McWrestler control the position.
McWrestler controls the position.
Magomedov is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on McWrestler's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Magomedov is holding on to half guard well.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close third round but Zabit Magomedov just about did enough to take it.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R4#
McWrestler shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
McWrestler throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Magomedov keeps the fight on the outside.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Magomedov! But no joy.
McWrestler takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Magomedov misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McWrestler.
Magomedov throws a shot from downtown. McWrestler moves away and avoids it.
Magomedov has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
McWrestler fails to land with a series of punches.
Magomedov let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Magomedov moves out of range as McWrestler strikes.
Magomedov fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt McWrestler.
Magomedov avoids the body shot from McWrestler.
Magomedov was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
McWrestler scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Magomedov doesn't seem bothered though.
Magomedov just misses with a punch to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Magomedov.
Magomedov on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Magomedov lands a nice shot to the body.
McWrestler avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
McWrestler lands a glancing blow to the side of Magomedov's head.
A jab from Magomedov misses. #T1#
Magomedov connects with a good right hand that stumbles McWrestler. McWrestler circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
A bone on bone clash there as McWrestler blocks the leg kick.
A big right from McWrestler misses.
Magomedov throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
McWrestler misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Magomedov. #CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Magomedov is trying to break free.
Magomedov is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
McWrestler is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Magomedov misses with a body punch.
McWrestler tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Magomedov's elbow.
McWrestler misses with a body punch.
McWrestler tries to work over Magomedov's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A short uppercut from McWrestler.
Magomedov prevents a body shot from McWrestler.
Magomedov misses with a punch on the inside.
McWrestler blocking some punches. #T2#
A short right from Magomedov on the inside.
McWrestler stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Magomedov working aggressively here.
Come on McWrestler - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
McWrestler keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Magomedov's efforts to push away.
Magomedov makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
McWrestler tries to stall but Magomedov uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
McWrestler softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McWrestler keeps control of Magomedov as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Magomedov misses with a punch on the inside.
McWrestler lands a hook to the side of the head.
Magomedov throws a punch but it's blocked by McWrestler. #BC2#
Magomedov escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Magomedov slips under a jab from McWrestler.
McWrestler looks to land a right hand but Magomedov moved out of range.
Magomedov swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Magomedov throws a leg kick but McWrestler moved away.#T3#
McWrestler's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Magomedov connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! McWrestler scrambles back to his feet.
McWrestler takes one to the side of the head.
McWrestler misses with a body shot.
Magomedov throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
McWrestler lands a body shot.
Magomedov throws the left hand but McWrestler avoids the punch easily.
A big left from McWrestler misses.
McWrestler looks to land a right hand but Magomedov moved out of range.
A big right from McWrestler misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from McWrestler. Magomedov does a little dance to reset his feet.
Magomedov slips under a jab from McWrestler.
McWrestler checks a leg kick.
McWrestler lands with a right hand.
Nice shot lands for McWrestler.
Magomedov misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McWrestler.
Magomedov misses with a hook.
McWrestler lands a head shot.#T4#
Magomedov uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McWrestler.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McWrestler connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Magomedov lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Magomedov throws a leg kick but McWrestler moved away.
Magomedov with a nice calf kick.
Magomedov throws a chopping leg kick but McWrestler manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Magomedov on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Magomedov jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Magomedov misses with a left hand
and McWrestler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
McWrestler sizes up Magomedov with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Magomedov scores with a jab.
Magomedov tries to score with a low kick but McWrestler moves his leg out of the way.
A looping hook to the body misses from Magomedov. McWrestler does a little dance to reset his feet.
McWrestler connects with a jab.
McWrestler swings for the body but Magomedov moves out of range.
The fighters circling - Magomedov throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Magomedov walks into a jab.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close fourth round but I would say that Dude McWrestler will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!#R5#
Magomedov misses with a looping left.
McWrestler walks into a stiff left hand from Magomedov.
McWrestler lands an overhand right.
McWrestler takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Magomedov fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McWrestler manages to avoid it.
McWrestler swinging wildly here.
McWrestler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Magomedov manages to avoid it.
McWrestler just misses with a punch to the body.
McWrestler misses with a looping right.
McWrestler looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Magomedov is fending him off so far but McWrestler persists. Nope, Magomedov circles away and we're back to standing.
McWrestler throws a lazy uppercut
and Magomedov counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Magomedov lands a slapping body shot.
Magomedov fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. McWrestler looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Magomedov pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Magomedov walks into a jab.#T1#
Magomedov circles away from the clinch attempt.
Magomedov swings for the body but McWrestler moves out of range. #TD#
McWrestler dives in and scores a takedown into Magomedov's guard.
Magomedov is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Magomedov seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
McWrestler lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Magomedov not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
McWrestler slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
McWrestler wants to pass the guard but Magomedov is keeping the position.
Magomedov trying to control the position here.
McWrestler slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up. #T2#
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
McWrestler passes Magomedov's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Magomedov is looking for a sweep. McWrestler is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Magomedov wants to control but McWrestler is keeping busy and won't allow it.
McWrestler controlling the action here. #T3#
Magomedov wants to get back to full guard.
McWrestler working the head and body with strikes.
McWrestler controlling the pace.
McWrestler scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Magomedov tries to roll over but McWrestler keeps him under control.
Magomedov keeps trying to improve his position.
Magomedov is looking to control McWrestler's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Magomedov avoid being mounted?
McWrestler is trying to control. Magomedov wants to improve his position but can't escape this time. #T4#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Still in half guard, McWrestler seems content to control.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Magomedov takes a swing at McWrestler's ribcage but misses.
Magomedov throws a big shot that misses.
Magomedov throws an overhand right that lands on McWrestler's shoulder, as McWrestler tries to avoid the shot.
Magomedov throws a lazy right hand but McWrestler sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Jab, jab by Magomedov - just one landing.
Magomedov avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
McWrestler scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
McWrestler moves away from the strike by Magomedov.
A swing and a miss from McWrestler.
Magomedov misses with a hook. McWrestler ducked under it nicely.
A chopping leg kick lands by Magomedov.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Magomedov slips a jab and a cross from McWrestler.
Magomedov lands with a shot to the body.
Magomedov throws a leg kick which misses McWrestler's front leg but catches the back leg as McWrestler tries to avoid it.
McWrestler defending well as Magomedov loads up on a big left hand.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Zabit Magomedov.
I think Magomedov has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Thiago Cunha scores the fight 50:45
Judge Alexandre Firmino scores the fight 47:48
Judge Luis Engracia scores the fight 50:45

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Dude McWrestler!

Dude McWrestler retains his welterweight title!
A very excited looking Dude McWrestler made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: BB 75 - Man vs McWrestler 2     
Date:   Oct 01, 2022
#R1#
Man thows a leg kick but McWrestler checks it
and McWrestler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jab from McWrestler.
Man misses with a low kick.
A telegraphed right hand from McWrestler misses the target.
McWrestler comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Man slips a jab from McWrestler.
Man throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
McWrestler loads up on a big right hand but Man slips the punch.
Man misses the shot to the body.
McWrestler now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Man with a nice calf kick.
Man tried to score with a low kick but McWrestler checks it.
McWrestler with the counter takedown but Man avoids it easily.
Man throws a body punch but McWrestler moves out of range.
Man connects with a body shot that sends McWrestler's belly button to the back.
Man on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Man scores with a hook.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Man throws a leg kick that is checked#TD2#
and McWrestler counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
McWrestler with a momentary lay and pray from half guard. #T1#
McWrestler takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McWrestler working the head and body with strikes.
Man is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
McWrestler performing his best blanket impression for a moment. #T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Man is holding on to half guard well.
McWrestler performing his best blanket impression for a moment. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
McWrestler throws a shot to the body. #T3#
McWrestler shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Man as he jumps to the side.
Man is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by McWrestler.
Man throws a wild body kick that McWrestler sees coming a mile off.
Man takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Man throws a low kick but McWrestler moves out of range easily.
McWrestler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Man moves away.
Man connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
McWrestler slips under a jab.
McWrestler swings for the body but Man moves out of range.
McWrestler misses with a hook.
Man scores with a jab to the body.
A slow jab from McWrestler misses its intended target.
McWrestler misses with a wild combination.
McWrestler blocks a jab.
Man throws a lazy right hand but McWrestler sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
McWrestler looks like he wants to counter punch here.#T4#
Man walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
McWrestler throws a lazy right hand but Man sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Man looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Man has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from McWrestler finds it's way round the side to connect with Man's head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Man moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Man takes one to the chin there.
Nice defenses there by Man.
Man uses good head movement to avoid the hook from McWrestler.
A slow jab from Man misses its intended target.
McWrestler getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Man on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Man.
McWrestler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
McWrestler keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
McWrestler keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
McWrestler swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Matrix Man seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#CL2#
McWrestler closes the distance and clinches.
McWrestler tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Man tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
McWrestler fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
McWrestler is working Man over against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Man fails to land.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R2#
McWrestler ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Man looks to land a body kick but McWrestler moved away.
Man throws a leg kick but McWrestler sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Man throws a hook but McWrestler avoids it easily.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from McWrestler! But no joy.
McWrestler has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Man throws a leg kick but McWrestler checks it.
Man scores with a jab. McWrestler acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
McWrestler walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
McWrestler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Man.
A looping hook to the body misses from Man. McWrestler does a little dance to reset his feet.
Man misses with an attempted mid kick.
McWrestler walks into a straight right hand from Man.
McWrestler ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Man throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler throws a body punch but Man moves out of range.
Man throws a low kick but McWrestler moves out of range easily.
Man scores with a shot to the body.
McWrestler swings for the body but Man moves out of range.
McWrestler takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
McWrestler throws a hook but Man blocks it.
Man lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering. #T1#
McWrestler pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
McWrestler with a hook.
Man throws a leg kick
and McWrestler counters with a right hand to the body.
McWrestler throws a body shot but no joy.
McWrestler checks the leg kick.
Man misses with the body kick#TD2#
and McWrestler counters with a takedown into side control.
McWrestler happy to just control the position for now.
Man defending against the ground and pound.
McWrestler trying to control the action but Man is working from the bottom.
Man being controlled for a moment. #T2#
McWrestler sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Man is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
McWrestler is looking to take a break and control but Man is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
McWrestler happy to just control the position for now.
McWrestler throws a strike aimed at the side of Man's head but Man avoids it well.
Man is being controlled here. #T3#
McWrestler tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
Man is trying to escape the position but McWrestler is controlling the position.
Man regains half guard there - taking advantage of McWrestler's attempt to lay and pray for a moment.
Man won't allow McWrestler to pass to mount.
McWrestler is figuring out what he wants to do next.#REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
McWrestler throws a hard body shot but it just misses. #T4#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Man swats away the attempt to clinch by McWrestler.
McWrestler misses with a hook. Man ducked under it nicely.
McWrestler looks to score with a jab to the body but Man is just out of range.
Man pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
McWrestler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Man moves away.
McWrestler moves out of range as Man strikes.
McWrestler checks a leg kick.
McWrestler takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Man jabbing away but nothing is landing.
McWrestler thuds his right hand into Man's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Man throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
McWrestler drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Man defends it well.
McWrestler throws a body punch but Man moves out of range.
Man throws a looping overhand right but McWrestler ducks down to avoid it.
McWrestler takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Man looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Man walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. McWrestler checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Man scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
McWrestler cracks a nice hook into Man's ribs.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Matrix Man dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R3#
McWrestler moves out of range of the body kick.
A left lands for McWrestler.
Man with a nice calf kick.
Matrix Man is winning the standup battle so far.
Man throws a low kick but McWrestler avoids it.
Man misses with a body shot.
McWrestler misses with a wild body shot.
McWrestler jabbing away but nothing is landing.
McWrestler lands a right hook to the body.
McWrestler tries to clinch but Man is having none of it.
Man leaves McWrestler with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.#TD2#
McWrestler closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Man quickly recovers to half guard.
Man is not content to let McWrestler control the position.
McWrestler is taking a breather. Man says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Man keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound. #T1#
Man controlling the position well.
McWrestler seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Man does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw McWrestler working his ground and pound in the gym. He isn't landing a great percentage of his ground strikes so far though.
McWrestler trying to pass the guard but Man defending well.
McWrestler content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
McWrestler not landing any meaningful shots this time.
McWrestler not throwing his punches with enough precision this time. #T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Man is trying to stand. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
McWrestler dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Man lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
McWrestler shoots in for a takedown but Man shows good takedown defense.
Man looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
McWrestler takes one to the chin there.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Man - that will leave a mark!
Good work by McWrestler as he checks the leg kick.
McWrestler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Man.
Man ducks under a wild hook from McWrestler.
McWrestler connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
McWrestler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McWrestler lands an overhand right.
Man cracks McWrestler with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
McWrestler misses with a hook.
Man throws a front kick aimed at McWrestler's knee but McWrestler avoids it well.
Man wants to land a leg kick but McWrestler is out of range.
McWrestler staying out of range there.#T3#
Man throws a sloppy body shot
letting McWrestler counter with a right hand.
Man fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Matrix Man is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
McWrestler connects with a crisp jab.
McWrestler takes a swing at Man's ribcage but misses.
Man goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Man lets loose with a powerful body kick. McWrestler will feel that in the morning.
McWrestler with a body punch. A glancing blow.
McWrestler misses with a hook. Man ducked under it nicely.
A nice leg kick from Man, right into the meat of the thigh.
McWrestler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Man with a hook.
Man uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McWrestler.
Man keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Man with the inside leg kick.
McWrestler scores with a jab to the jaw.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McWrestler throws a body punch but Man moves out of range.
Man misses with a leg kick
and McWrestler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Man bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.#T4#
Nice defenses there by McWrestler.
McWrestler has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Man.
Man attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
McWrestler takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
McWrestler throws a hook but Man blocks it.
McWrestler cracks a nice hook into Man's ribs.
McWrestler shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Man but Man pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Matrix Man has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dude McWrestler.
Man fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
McWrestler digs a good body shot into Man's ribs.
McWrestler lunges at Man with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Man's hand.
McWrestler's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Man lands with a right hand.
McWrestler swings for the body but Man moves out of range.
Man digs a good body shot into McWrestler's ribs.
Man throws a body shot but no joy.
Man takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close third round but Dude McWrestler just about did enough to take it.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R4#
Man lands a really nice looking cross but McWrestler seems unphased.
Man walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
McWrestler throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Man sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Man displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as McWrestler throws out the jab.
Man is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by McWrestler.
McWrestler looks to throw the jab but Man is out of range.
A counter left hand to the body from Man misses its target.
Man attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Man misses with a jab to the body
and McWrestler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #CL2#
McWrestler forces Man back against the cage and clinches.
Man blocking some punches. #BC#
Man's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.#CL2#
McWrestler closes the distance and pushes Man back into the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Man wants to get back to striking at distance but McWrestler won't allow it. #BC#
Man pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Man throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Man is looking to land body kicks.
McWrestler jabs Man to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Man ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McWrestler moves away.#T1#
Man waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract McWrestler.
McWrestler takes a shot right to the bread basket.
McWrestler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
McWrestler waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Man.
Man digs a good body shot into McWrestler's ribs.
Man slips under a jab.
Man misses with a leg kick
and McWrestler counters with a one-two to the body.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by McWrestler.
McWrestler throws a body shot but no joy.
Man lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
McWrestler connects with a crisp jab.
Man keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from McWrestler.
McWrestler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McWrestler swings for the body but Man moves out of range.
Man shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
A telegraphed right hand from McWrestler misses the target.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McWrestler checks the leg kick.
Man uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from McWrestler.#T2#
McWrestler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Man moves away.
Horrible takedown attempt by McWrestler or perhaps it was just good defense by Man, which made it look bad.
McWrestler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
McWrestler throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Man lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
A jab from McWrestler misses.
McWrestler misses with a straight right.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Man - that will leave a mark!
McWrestler looks to score with a jab to the body but Man is just out of range.
McWrestler throws a hook to the side of Man's head but Man sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
McWrestler misses the shot to the body.
McWrestler throws a hook but Man avoids it easily.
McWrestler tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Man drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
McWrestler shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Man as he jumps to the side. #T3#
Man feints and then cracks McWrestler's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow McWrestler down.
Man slips under a jab.
McWrestler takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
McWrestler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Man will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Man ducks under a wild hook from McWrestler.
A quick step to the side and Man tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
An inside leg kick from Man misses.
An inside leg kick from Man misses.
Man scores with a hook to the body. McWrestler takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Man showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from McWrestler.
Man half committed to a counter leg kick.
Man uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McWrestler.
McWrestler just misses with a punch to the body.
Man misses with a looping left.
McWrestler throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Man moves away from the strike by McWrestler. #T4#
McWrestler's corner calls for a 1-2. McWrestler obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
McWrestler avoids a kick to the body.
Man drops his hands momentarily and McWrestler takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
McWrestler checks the leg kick nicely there.
Man fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt McWrestler.
Man looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McWrestler throws a lazy right hand but Man sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Man avoids the body shot from McWrestler.
McWrestler misses with a body shot.
Man moves away from the strike by McWrestler.
McWrestler lands a jab to the nose.
McWrestler tests Man's chin there with a solid looking shot.
McWrestler punishes Man's body with a nice straight punch.
Man moves out of range of the strikes.
A big right from Man misses.
Man lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
McWrestler jabs Man to the body, keeping him at a distance.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler dominated that fourth round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!#R5#
Man connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Man ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
McWrestler takes a body punch but keeps moving.
McWrestler misses with a wild combination.
McWrestler tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Man swivels and escapes.
McWrestler takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
McWrestler takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Nice body kick from Man.
Man slips under a jab from McWrestler.
Man tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McWrestler was well out of range. Poor timing from Man.
Man swings for the body but McWrestler moves out of range.
Man uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McWrestler.
Man throws a low kick but McWrestler avoids it.
McWrestler has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Man.
Man misses the jab.
Man cracks McWrestler with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Man moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.#T1#
A slow jab from McWrestler misses its intended target.
Man bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
McWrestler misses with a hook.
McWrestler throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Man sees it coming and avoids it easily.
McWrestler throws a body shot but no joy.
McWrestler misses with a wild body shot.
Jab by Man.
A shot to the liver by Man. Beautiful body shot.
McWrestler throws a big shot that misses.
Man pivots, looking for a leg kick but McWrestler is out of range and Man settles back down.
Man fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but McWrestler is out of range.
McWrestler ducks under a wild hook from Man.
Man lands a right hook to the body.
McWrestler misses with the combination.
The fighters circling - McWrestler throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
McWrestler looks to throw the jab but Man is out of range.
Matrix Man has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
McWrestler takes a swing at Man's ribcage but misses.
Man half committed to a counter leg kick.
Man scores with the left hand. McWrestler knows he should have avoided that one.
Man goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Man throws a front kick aimed at McWrestler's knee but McWrestler avoids it well.
McWrestler throws a body punch but Man moves out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Man ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Man misses with a body shot.
McWrestler lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.#TD2#
McWrestler drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
McWrestler lands a decent elbow from side control.
McWrestler throws a strike aimed at the side of Man's head but Man avoids it well.
McWrestler is trying to ground and pound but Man uses the momentary lack of control by McWrestler to regain half guard.
McWrestler wants to pass to mount but Man is defending the position. #T3#
McWrestler passes to side control.
Man parries the strikes from McWrestler easily there. McWrestler is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Man to escape.
McWrestler trying to control the position but Man is working away.
McWrestler controlling the position.
McWrestler throwing shots but missing, from side control. #T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
McWrestler is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.
Man is not content to let McWrestler control the position.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Matrix Man.
Well McWrestler has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 47:48
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 47:48
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 47:48

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dude McWrestler!

Dude McWrestler is the new welterweight champion!
Dude McWrestler tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.

 

Event: WVT 29: McWrestler v Kanaani 2     
Date:   Aug 28, 2022
#R1#
McWrestler jabs Kanaani to the body, keeping him at a distance.
McWrestler lands with a good body shot.
McWrestler swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kanaani tries a head kick but it misses.
McWrestler is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kanaani.
McWrestler jabs at Kanaani's body.
Kanaani tries to close the distance and clinch up but McWrestler swats him away and circles back towards the center.
An attempted straight right counter from McWrestler misses the target.
A big left from McWrestler misses.
Kanaani tries to clinch but McWrestler is having none of it.
McWrestler swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
McWrestler punishes Kanaani's body with a nice straight punch.
McWrestler smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Kanaani wants to clinch up but McWrestler keeps it at a distance.
Kanaani throws a right and a left that McWrestler avoids nicely.
Kanaani wants to clinch.
McWrestler scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction. #CUT#It looks like Mehdi Kanaani has been cut.#T1#
Kanaani looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? McWrestler is fending him off so far but Kanaani persists. Nope, McWrestler circles away and we're back to standing.#TD2#
Kanaani shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Kanaani was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Kanaani throws a strike aimed at the side of McWrestler's head but McWrestler avoids it well.
McWrestler is looking for a sweep.
McWrestler can't do much from the bottom here.
McWrestler sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Kanaani is thwarting McWrestler's attempts to control the position.
Kanaani missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Kanaani throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage. #T2#
McWrestler lands with a few short shots to the body.
McWrestler slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Kanaani throwing strikes but missing.
Kanaani postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Kanaani is looking to work some ground and pound but McWrestler has wrist control.
McWrestler is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
McWrestler tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Kanaani is fighting to break McWrestler's control of his arms but McWrestler is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Kanaani preventing the sweep.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kanaani is looking to work some ground and pound but McWrestler has wrist control.#REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
McWrestler throws a shot to the body.
McWrestler scores with a crisp jab that stopped Kanaani in his tracks. #T3#
McWrestler thuds a left hand into Kanaani's body.
McWrestler connects with a single shot there.
McWrestler throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Kanaani on the side of the head.
Kanaani fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
McWrestler throws a sloppy body shot #CL2#
and Kanaani counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Kanaani.
McWrestler throws a head punch that misses.
Kanaani goes for a takedown in the clinch but McWrestler prevents it.
I was talking to McWrestler's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Dude McWrestler has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mehdi Kanaani.
Kanaani prevents a body shot from McWrestler.
McWrestler has Kanaani pushed against the cage.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
McWrestler prevents a body shot from Kanaani. #T4#
McWrestler can't find room to land a body shot as Kanaani controls the action.
McWrestler tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Kanaani's elbow.
McWrestler lands a shot to the body.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
McWrestler lands a right hand that snaps the head of Kanaani backwards.
McWrestler scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Kanaani misses with a hook to the ribs.
McWrestler tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. #BC#
McWrestler breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McWrestler slips a jab from Kanaani.
Kanaani shoots for a takedown but McWrestler saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Kanaani looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
McWrestler was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Dude McWrestler is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
McWrestler cracks Kanaani with a right hand to the side of the head.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Mehdi Kanaani's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R2#
Kanaani avoids the body shot from McWrestler.
Kanaani lands a jab-cross combination. #CL2#
Kanaani closes the distance and pushes McWrestler back into the cage.
McWrestler tries to work over Kanaani's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
McWrestler fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
McWrestler misses with a shot to the kidneys.
McWrestler is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Kanaani blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
McWrestler has Kanaani pushed against the cage.
Kanaani is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but McWrestler is defending well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler lands a left hand.
McWrestler's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Kanaani misses with the head strike. #T1#
McWrestler is struggling to control the position.
McWrestler is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Kanaani can do to turn this around?
Kanaani tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
McWrestler lands a left hand that snaps the head of Kanaani backwards.
McWrestler lands a shot to the body.
Kanaani lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
McWrestler lands a hook to the side of the head.
McWrestler's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
McWrestler is stalling here. #BC2#
Kanaani breaks the clinch.
McWrestler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kanaani moves away.#T2#
A swing and a miss from McWrestler.
Mehdi Kanaani is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Kanaani pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kanaani takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Good standup being displayed there by McWrestler as he connects with a hook.
McWrestler wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A jab from McWrestler misses.
Kanaani unleashes a big counter combination but McWrestler bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.#CL2#
Kanaani clinches up against the cage.#BC#
McWrestler breaks from the clinch.
Kanaani misses with a hook. McWrestler ducked under it nicely.
A jab from McWrestler misses.
Kanaani closes this distance looking for a takedown but McWrestler circles away.
A decent looking cross lands there for McWrestler.
Kanaani has his takedown stuffed
and McWrestler counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Dude McWrestler has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mehdi Kanaani.
Kanaani tries to score a power double leg takedown but McWrestler sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Kanaani somewhat.
McWrestler was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.#T3#
McWrestler misses with a looping left.
A little jabbing left from Kanaani on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Kanaani throws a poor cross that misses
and McWrestler counters with a lovely straight right hand!
McWrestler sizes up Kanaani with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
McWrestler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kanaani moves away.
As McWrestler backs off Kanaani throws a huge counter combo but McWrestler manages to avoid it all.
McWrestler misses with a body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from McWrestler. Kanaani does a little dance to reset his feet.
McWrestler looks to land a left hand but Kanaani moved out of range nicely.
McWrestler circles away from the clinch attempt.
McWrestler misses with an uppercut. Kanaani saw that one coming.
Kanaani closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Kanaani shoots in looking for a takedown but McWrestler manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Kanaani's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
McWrestler was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Kanaani keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A little jabbing left from Kanaani on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Kanaani throws a head kick but McWrestler moves out of range. #T4#
McWrestler blocks a head kick by Kanaani.
McWrestler lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Kanaani backs up against the cage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kanaani is looking to clinch but McWrestler is avoiding it.
Kanaani takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
McWrestler lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
McWrestler connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Dude McWrestler is winning the standup battle so far.
Kanaani walks into a straight right hand from McWrestler.
Kanaani takes a body punch but keeps moving.
McWrestler throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
McWrestler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McWrestler throws a hook but Kanaani blocks it.
Kanaani fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but McWrestler avoids it really well and circles away.
McWrestler swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Mehdi Kanaani's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
Kanaani throws a head kick that misses.
Kanaani throws a head kick but McWrestler moves out of range.
McWrestler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kanaani misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
McWrestler moves out of range of the strikes.
Kanaani shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with McWrestler but McWrestler pushes him off and we're back to square one.
McWrestler takes a swing at Kanaani's ribcage but misses.
A little jabbing left from Kanaani on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Kanaani is looking to clinch.
A swing and a miss from McWrestler.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kanaani tries for a takedown but McWrestler sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Kanaani shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. McWrestler defends it nicely.
Dude McWrestler has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mehdi Kanaani.#TD2#
Kanaani drives through with a takedown into McWrestler's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.#T1#
McWrestler is pulling down on Kanaani's head to control his posture.
McWrestler bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Kanaani's guard. #REVR#
Kanaani wants to get back to his feet but McWrestler is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells McWrestler's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
McWrestler trying to control but Kanaani is working from the bottom.
Kanaani working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from McWrestler.
McWrestler is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
McWrestler has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
McWrestler scoring with some ground and pound. #T2#
McWrestler trying to control but Kanaani is working from the bottom.
McWrestler throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
McWrestler loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
McWrestler trying to control but Kanaani is working from the bottom.
Mehdi Kanaani has got the better of the ground game so far.
McWrestler stands up over Kanaani, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
McWrestler is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
McWrestler controlling from the top position.
McWrestler chips away with some ground and pound.
Kanaani is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far. #T3#
McWrestler with a flurry of punches that miss.
Kanaani really doesn't want to stay on the ground with McWrestler. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
McWrestler trying to control but Kanaani is working from the bottom.
McWrestler is stalling in the full guard.
McWrestler trying to control but Kanaani is working from the bottom. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Kanaani uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from McWrestler.
McWrestler lands with an overhand left.
A jab from McWrestler does it's job there.
Kanaani shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says McWrestler as he avoids it easily.
A quick step to the side and McWrestler tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
McWrestler swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
It seemed like Kanaani was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.#T4#
Kanaani takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Kanaani takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Kanaani has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
McWrestler bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
McWrestler throws a right hand that misses
and Kanaani counters with a left to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kanaani steps to the side to avoid the strikes from McWrestler.
Kanaani is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Kanaani takes a jab right on the kisser.
Mehdi Kanaani has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Kanaani misses with a takedown attempt
and McWrestler counters with a straight right hand.
The fighters circling - Kanaani throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
McWrestler attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Kanaani will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dude McWrestler showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for McWrestler, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 30:27
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dude McWrestler!

Dude McWrestler decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.

 

Event: BB 62 - Wright vs McWrestler 2     
Date:   Jul 23, 2022
#R1#
McWrestler throws a looping overhand right but Wright ducks down to avoid it.
McWrestler ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Good exchange - McWrestler coming out on top.
Wright throws a big shot that misses.
McWrestler cracks Wright with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
McWrestler connects with a jab.
McWrestler moves out of range as Wright strikes.
Wright looking to land some kicks to the body here.
A looping hook to the body misses from McWrestler. Wright does a little dance to reset his feet.
McWrestler avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler lands the left hand.
McWrestler throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
McWrestler throws a lazy right hand but Wright sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Wright stuffs the takedown.
It looked like Wright wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.#T1#
McWrestler connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Wright momentarily.
McWrestler works Wright's body with a nice hook.
McWrestler throws out a loose jab but Wright uses good head movement to avoid it.
Wright uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from McWrestler.
Carter Wright is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
McWrestler misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Wright counters with a head kick.
Dude McWrestler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McWrestler ducks down and throws a hook to the body.#TD2#
McWrestler fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Wright to the ground. McWrestler is now in Wright's guard.
McWrestler passes Wright's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Wright blocking the ground and pound attempt from McWrestler.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McWrestler throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Wright is looking to control McWrestler's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Wright avoid being mounted?
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McWrestler is just content to waste time from the top position. Wright takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
Wright is in a tricky position. We've heard reports from his gym mates at Blacktalians MMA that he's been drilling escapes, so let's see if he can get back to his feet.#T2#
McWrestler keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Wright's head.
McWrestler working some strikes from top position.
Wright looking to hit a scissor sweep but McWrestler is one step ahead there.
McWrestler is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Wright wants to sweep but no luck.
McWrestler trying to control but Wright is working from the bottom.
McWrestler throws an elbow that misses. Wright uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in McWrestler's guard. Nice move by Wright!#REVR#
McWrestler looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T3#
Wright pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. McWrestler is keeping the position for now.
McWrestler has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
McWrestler has control of Wright's left arm, preventing Wright from doing any damage.
McWrestler wants to sweep here but Wright controlling him for the moment.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as McWrestler holds on and takes a little breather.
Wright engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now McWrestler is on top in guard. #REVB##T4#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
McWrestler lands a couple of elbows.
Wright trying to control the position.
McWrestler looking to sit in guard and control but Wright gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVR#
McWrestler is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!#R2#
Wright swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by McWrestler.
Wright throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
McWrestler unleashes a big counter combination but Wright bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Wright misses with an uppercut
and McWrestler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Wright thows a left - swing and a miss!
A nice side step and McWrestler releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
McWrestler scores with a jab.
McWrestler has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
McWrestler bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Wright's head backwards.
McWrestler misses with a body shot. #TD2#
McWrestler is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Wright's half guard.
McWrestler lands strikes from half guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nice strikes from McWrestler there.
Wright has hold of McWrestler's hands but McWrestler slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
McWrestler thows a huge punch but Wright dodges it nicely. #T1#
McWrestler slows the pace down in half guard.
McWrestler not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Wright is trying to maintain the position but McWrestler is very close to passing his half guard.
Wright is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because McWrestler is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Wright keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Wright is refusing to be controlled, as McWrestler sits in half guard.
McWrestler thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
McWrestler uses his free foot to push down on Wright's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Wright. #T2#
McWrestler looking to finish with strikes here!
Wright is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
The referee warns Wright that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
McWrestler punching from mount but Wright doing a good job of avoiding damage.
McWrestler wants to control the pace but Wright is squirming around nicely.
Wright is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
McWrestler punishing his opponent with strikes.
Wright in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head. #T3#
McWrestler punching from mount but Wright doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Wright keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
McWrestler landing punches.
McWrestler controlling the pace for now.
McWrestler postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Wright looks a forlorn figure.
McWrestler working away from the top, dropping strikes.
McWrestler trying to control but Wright is having none of it.
Wright holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as McWrestler tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip. #T4#
Wright holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as McWrestler tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Dude McWrestler has got the better of the ground game so far.
McWrestler tries to control but Wright wriggling away.
McWrestler tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
McWrestler landing shots from mount.
McWrestler lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Wright's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R3#
McWrestler connects with a body shot that sends Wright's belly button to the back.
Wright's hands are dropping dangerously low here and McWrestler connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Wright scrambles back to his feet.
McWrestler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Wright was well out of range. Poor timing from McWrestler.
Wright is looking to counter with head kicks.
Wright ducks under a wild hook from McWrestler.
Wright throws a lazy uppercut
and McWrestler counters with a right hand to the body.
Wright gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
McWrestler missing with a left hand there. Wright was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Wright looking to land some kicks to the body here.
McWrestler shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Wright eats them both and turns towards McWrestler to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
McWrestler throws an overhand right that lands on Wright's shoulder, as Wright tries to avoid the shot.
Wright waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract McWrestler.
Dude McWrestler seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Wright takes one to the chin there.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McWrestler dips down and scores with a jab to the body.#T1#
McWrestler misses with a right hand
and McWrestler takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Wright pulls out of a head kick attempt.
McWrestler changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
A decent looking cross lands there for McWrestler.
McWrestler throws a hook but Wright avoids it easily.
McWrestler feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Wrights jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
McWrestler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wright manages to avoid it.
Wright looking to land some kicks to the body here.
McWrestler is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.#TD2#
McWrestler gets a double leg takedown into Wright's guard.
McWrestler stays in close to Wright's body and controls the position.
Wright not looking particularly offensive just at the moment. #T2#
McWrestler landing with the ground and pound.
McWrestler is looking to work some ground and pound but Wright has wrist control.
McWrestler throws a big elbow that misses.
McWrestler trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
McWrestler throwing strikes from guard but Wright blocks nicely.
McWrestler scoring with some ground and pound.
McWrestler is looking to work some ground and pound but Wright has wrist control.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wright is wriggling around but McWrestler manages to pass to half guard.
McWrestler takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.#T3#
Ground and pound from McWrestler.
Wright keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
McWrestler wants to pass to mount but Wright is defending the position.
McWrestler wants to lay and pray for a moment but Wright keeps working.
Wright has hold of McWrestler's hands but McWrestler slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
McWrestler is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
McWrestler is keen to just control but Wright is a slippery customer.
McWrestler throwing shots but Wright is blocking nicely.
McWrestler working the head and body with strikes. #T4#
McWrestler throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Wright is not content to let McWrestler control the position.
McWrestler looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Wright with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
McWrestler trying to control the pace.
McWrestler wants to lay and pray for a moment but Wright keeps working.
McWrestler lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
McWrestler not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler really dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R4#
Wright throws a sloppy head kick and McWrestler moves out of range easily.
Wright walks into a jab.
Wright takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
McWrestler cracks Wright with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
McWrestler lands a nice shot that snaps Wright's head back.
McWrestler throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Wright counters with a straight right hand.
McWrestler connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Wright momentarily.
Wright scoring well with a low kick there.
McWrestler throws an off balance right hand
and Wright counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Wright ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McWrestler moves away.#TD2#
McWrestler shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McWrestler advances position into side control!
McWrestler working the head and body with strikes. #T1#
Wright is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
McWrestler lands a decent elbow from side control.
Wright is trying to get back to half guard.
Wright is not content to let McWrestler control the position.
Wright manages to get back to half guard.
McWrestler sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Wright defending well though. #T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
McWrestler scoring with strikes to the body and head.
McWrestler missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
McWrestler is looking to stall here but Wright recovers full guard.
McWrestler wants to pass the guard but Wright is keeping the position.
McWrestler loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Wright is trying to control the position but McWrestler postures up.
Wright can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as McWrestler controls the pace.#T3#
Wright preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Wright walks into a straight right hand from McWrestler.
McWrestler ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
McWrestler throws a jab when Wright was well out of range.
Wright was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Wright thows a left - swing and a miss!
It seemed like McWrestler was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Wright on the wrong end of a nice jab.
McWrestler throws a good cross that connects.
McWrestler lands a jab to the nose.
McWrestler blocks a jab.
McWrestler with a jab.#T4#
Wright takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Horrible takedown attempt by McWrestler or perhaps it was just good defense by Wright, which made it look bad.
McWrestler scores with a sloppy right hand. Wright should have avoided that one.
Wright throws a body kick that misses
and McWrestler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McWrestler misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Wright.
Wright slips a straight right by McWrestler.
An attempted straight right counter from Wright misses the target.
Wright misses with a looping left.
McWrestler throws out a loose jab but Wright uses good head movement to avoid it.
Wright jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler dominated that fourth round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!#R5#
McWrestler doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Wright counters with a three punch combo that has McWrestler backing up. McWrestler nods at Wright to acknowledge the strikes.
McWrestler displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Wright throws out the jab.
Wright takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Wright throws a push kick but McWrestler slaps the foot to one side.
McWrestler swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Wright.
Wright steps to the side to avoid the strikes from McWrestler.
McWrestler misses with an uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wright misses with an uppercut. McWrestler saw that one coming.
Wright throws a nice looking combination but McWrestler bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Wright slaps away a takedown attempt from McWrestler, before circling back to the center of the mat.
A little feinted left hand from Wright on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.#T1#
McWrestler bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from McWrestler is defended easily by Wright.
Carter Wright has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dude McWrestler.
McWrestler swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
McWrestler lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.#TD2#
McWrestler looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Wright!
McWrestler looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Wright is avoiding damage well.
Wright is trying to control McWrestler's posture but McWrestler avoids it.
McWrestler lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Wright down. #T2#
McWrestler landing strikes.
Wright is trying to improve his position.
McWrestler cracks Wright with an elbow. That is naaassty.
McWrestler takes a little break here. Wright wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
McWrestler wants to control but Wright is keeping him busy.
Wright managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by McWrestler.
McWrestler is trying to ground and pound but Wright uses the momentary lack of control by McWrestler to regain half guard. #T3#
McWrestler stalling away here and it's allowed Wright to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
Carter Wright has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Wright striking off his back but it's not causing McWrestler any problems.
Wright being controlled here, momentarily.
McWrestler in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
McWrestler content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
McWrestler content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots. #T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
McWrestler makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
McWrestler postures up and lands a big shot to Wright's brow.
McWrestler seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
McWrestler slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
McWrestler working the head and body with strikes.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
McWrestler is working Wright over with some ground and pound from side control.
McWrestler scoring with punches from side control.
McWrestler landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dude McWrestler comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well McWrestler has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge James Atkins scores the fight for Dude McWrestler!
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight for Dude McWrestler!
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight for Dude McWrestler!

Dude McWrestler wins by unanimous decision!

A less than humble Dude McWrestler misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.

 

Event: BB 57 - Capellio vs Bartz 2     
Date:   Jun 25, 2022
#R1#
McWrestler just misses with a punch to the body.
Anubis throws a leg kick which misses McWrestler's front leg but catches the back leg as McWrestler tries to avoid it.
McWrestler takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Anubis throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Anubis throws a jab when McWrestler was well out of range.
Jab from Anubis.
McWrestler throws the left hand but Anubis avoids the punch easily.
Anubis looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
McWrestler fails to land with a series of punches.
Anubis swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
McWrestler misses with a straight left.
A jab from Anubis does it's job there.
Anubis looks to throw a body kick#TD2#
and McWrestler counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Anubis pulls McWrestler in close to prevent any damage.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McWrestler with a flurry of punches that miss.
Anubis has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall. #T1#
McWrestler trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
McWrestler has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
McWrestler throws a big right hand that misses.
McWrestler throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
McWrestler throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
McWrestler cracks Anubis with a solid left hand.
McWrestler throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
McWrestler postures up.
McWrestler trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
McWrestler missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
McWrestler wants to pass the guard but Anubis is keeping the position.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
McWrestler throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent. #T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Anubis preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
A jab lands there for McWrestler.
Anubis misses with a kick to the body.
McWrestler throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Anubis steps to the side to avoid the strikes from McWrestler.
Anubis uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from McWrestler.
It looked like Anubis wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Anubis ducks under a wild hook from McWrestler.
McWrestler looks to score with a jab to the body but Anubis is just out of range.
McWrestler throws a right and a left that both miss.
A swing and a miss from McWrestler.
Anubis connects with a right hand. McWrestler shakes it off.
Anubis misses with a left hand
and McWrestler counters with a straight right hand.
Anubis is looking to slow McWrestler down with leg kicks.
Anubis shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Anubis lands a nice shot to the body. #T3#
McWrestler sizes up Anubis with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Anubis misses with a left hand
letting McWrestler counter with a right hand.
McWrestler connects with a single shot there.
McWrestler changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Anubis throws an off balance right hand
and McWrestler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
McWrestler on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
McWrestler misses with a wild body shot.
McWrestler throws a lazy right hand but Anubis sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
McWrestler takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
McWrestler takes one on the button.
Anubis throws a sloppy head kick and McWrestler moves out of range easily.
McWrestler changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McWrestler moves out of range as Anubis strikes.
Walad Anubis seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McWrestler connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Anubis's hands.
Anubis looks to land a body kick but McWrestler moved away.
Anubis ducks under a wild hook from McWrestler.
McWrestler sizes up Anubis with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle. #T4#
McWrestler with a jab.
McWrestler fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Anubis lands a nice hook to McWrestler's body. McWrestler takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
A jab from Anubis misses.
Anubis pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
McWrestler with the counter takedown but Anubis avoids it easily.
Anubis throws an off balance right hand
and McWrestler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
McWrestler walks into a stiff left hand from Anubis.
Anubis ducks under a wild hook from McWrestler.
Jab, jab by Anubis - just one landing.
Anubis keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from McWrestler.
McWrestler misses the shot to the body.
Anubis takes one to the chin there.
Anubis takes one to the chin there.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
McWrestler stuns Anubis with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Anubis throws a shot from downtown. McWrestler moves away and avoids it.
McWrestler lands with a right hand.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R2#
McWrestler looks to land a right hand but Anubis moved out of range.
Anubis ducks under a wild hook from McWrestler.
Nice jab there from McWrestler.
Anubis blocks a jab.
Anubis thows a left - swing and a miss!
Anubis doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
McWrestler takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
McWrestler shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
McWrestler loads up on a big right hand but Anubis slips the punch.
McWrestler takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Anubis uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McWrestler.
Anubis swings for the body but McWrestler moves out of range.
Anubis throws a hook but McWrestler avoids it easily.
McWrestler throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
McWrestler has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
McWrestler throws out a loose jab but Anubis uses good head movement to avoid it.
McWrestler moves out of range of the body kick.#T1#
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by McWrestler.
McWrestler scores with the left hand. Anubis knows he should have avoided that one.
McWrestler scores with a body shot.
Anubis takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
McWrestler lunges at Anubis with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Anubis's hand.
Jab, jab by McWrestler - just one landing. #ROC2#Anubis is rocked!
McWrestler connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Anubis's hands.
Oh Anubis is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Anubis displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as McWrestler throws out the jab.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from McWrestler in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Anubis throws a good cross that connects.
McWrestler stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Anubis falls off balance throwing a combination
and McWrestler counters with a stiff right hand.
A telegraphed right hand from Anubis misses the target.
Dude McWrestler seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Anubis throws a looping overhand right but McWrestler ducks down to avoid it.
McWrestler misses with a low kick.
Anubis seems to have got his legs back now.
McWrestler throws a predictable looking body shot
and Anubis counters with an outside leg kick.
Anubis looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.#T2#
McWrestler throws an overhand right that lands on Anubis's shoulder, as Anubis tries to avoid the shot.
McWrestler moves away from the strike by Anubis.
McWrestler misses with a looping right.
Anubis jabbing away but nothing is landing.
McWrestler misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
McWrestler moves out of range of the strikes.
Anubis connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
McWrestler throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Anubis.
McWrestler swings widly with a right hand
and Anubis counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Anubis ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McWrestler moves away.
McWrestler clobbers Anubis with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Anubis uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McWrestler.
McWrestler paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
McWrestler looks to throw the jab but Anubis is out of range.
Anubis misses with a looping left.
Anubis pushing out the jab but it's not landing. #T3#
McWrestler thuds a left hand into Anubis's body.
Anubis throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
McWrestler throws out a powerful jab.
McWrestler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Anubis manages to avoid it.
Anubis scores with a jab to the body.
Anubis takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Anubis blocks a jab.
Some wild striking there from McWrestler.
McWrestler throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
McWrestler on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
McWrestler with a body punch. A glancing blow.
McWrestler moves out of range of the strikes.
Anubis blocks a jab.
McWrestler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Anubis moves away.#T4#
Anubis misses with an uppercut
and McWrestler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Anubis has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Anubis there as he acknowledges the shot.
Anubis throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Anubis misses the shot to the body.
Anubis misses with a wild body shot.
McWrestler on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Anubis drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
McWrestler looks to score with a jab to the body but Anubis is just out of range.
Anubis throws a hook but McWrestler blocks it.
Anubis moves out of range of the strikes.
Anubis swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Anubis is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by McWrestler.
McWrestler scores with a decent looking hook.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
McWrestler misses with a body shot.
It appears Anubis was looking to counter with a kick there.
McWrestler scores with a nice strike.
A big left from Anubis misses.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!#R3#
Anubis throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
McWrestler cracks Anubis with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Anubis with a body punch. A glancing blow.
A jab from Anubis misses.
McWrestler throws a leg kick that misses.
McWrestler scores with a jab to the body.
McWrestler misses with a straight left.
Anubis lands a nice hook to McWrestler's body. McWrestler takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
McWrestler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Anubis was well out of range. Poor timing from McWrestler.
Anubis throws out a loose jab but McWrestler uses good head movement to avoid it.
Anubis dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on McWrestler. That did some damage!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A big left from McWrestler misses.
Anubis keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Anubis gets cracked with a nice right hand there by McWrestler.
McWrestler displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Anubis throws out the jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McWrestler scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Anubis doesn't seem bothered though. #T1#
McWrestler ducks under a wild hook from Anubis.
McWrestler has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
McWrestler loads up on a big right hand but Anubis slips the punch.
Anubis slips under a jab.
McWrestler lands with a hook. Anubis tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
McWrestler throws a big shot that misses.
McWrestler rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Anubis counters with a two punch combo.
Anubis with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling McWrestler to score with a decent uppercut.
Anubis misses the jab.
Anubis moves out of range as McWrestler strikes.
McWrestler looks to land a right hand but Anubis moved out of range.
Anubis misses with the combination.
Anubis swinging wildly here.
Walad Anubis has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
McWrestler throws a quick inside leg kick.
McWrestler takes one on the chin but seems OK.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Anubis scores with a jab.
Anubis steps to the side to avoid the strikes from McWrestler.
Anubis displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as McWrestler throws out the jab.
McWrestler moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
McWrestler uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Anubis.
A punch lands to the side of McWrestler 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Anubis takes one on the chin but seems OK.
McWrestler avoids a kick to the body.
Anubis connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed McWrestler momentarily. #ROC#McWrestler is rocked!
McWrestler misses with an uppercut.
McWrestler is still on wobbly legs! Can Anubis finish him?
Anubis takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Anubis connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed McWrestler momentarily. #T3#
McWrestler works the jab nicely.
Anubis throws a body kick that misses #TD2#
and McWrestler counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
McWrestler scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
McWrestler seems to have recovered his senses.
McWrestler is trying to control the action in half guard but Anubis is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
McWrestler seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
McWrestler lands strikes from half guard.
McWrestler looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
McWrestler is looking to take a break and control but Anubis is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
McWrestler keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
McWrestler working the head and body with strikes. #T4#
Anubis avoiding damage under a succession of punches from McWrestler.
Anubis trying to control from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McWrestler wants to control but Anubis is keeping him busy.
McWrestler lands strikes from half guard.
McWrestler thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Anubis regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from McWrestler.
McWrestler is looking to work some ground and pound but Anubis has wrist control.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
McWrestler is in close to Anubis's body, working some short punches and elbows.
McWrestler trying to control but Anubis is working from the bottom.
McWrestler forces his way into half guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Dude McWrestler.
Well McWrestler has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight for Dude McWrestler!
Judge William Gold scores the fight for Dude McWrestler!
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight for Dude McWrestler!

Dude McWrestler wins by unanimous decision!

Dude McWrestler decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.

 

Event: BB 51 - Anubis vs Hawk 2     
Date:   May 28, 2022
#R1#
McWrestler takes a swing at Dukat's ribcage but misses.
Dukat looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
A jab from McWrestler misses.
McWrestler throws an ugly left hook that misses #TD2#
and Dukat counters with a shoot takedown. McWrestler fights it but they end up in guard.
Dukat working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Dukat wants to control from the top but McWrestler keeps moving.
Dukat throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Dukat trying to control the position from guard on top but McWrestler is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Dukat slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Dukat wants to control from the top but McWrestler keeps moving.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now McWrestler is on top in guard. #REVR#
McWrestler is looking to work some ground and pound but Dukat has wrist control.#T1##SUB2#
Dukat had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. McWrestler defends it easily.
McWrestler throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Dukat works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
McWrestler in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
McWrestler throws an elbow that misses. Dukat uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in McWrestler's guard. Nice move by Dukat!#REVB#
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Dukat working his ground and pound in the gym. He isn't landing a great percentage of his ground strikes so far though.
McWrestler preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
McWrestler trying to control the position here.
McWrestler is trying to hold Dukat in close to prevent damage but Dukat has managed to pass into half guard.
McWrestler is controlling Dukat's trapped leg to prevent Dukat from advancing to side control.#T2#
McWrestler wants to control but Dukat is keeping busy.
McWrestler wants to get back to full guard.
McWrestler wants to control but Dukat is keeping busy and won't allow it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McWrestler is pressing down on Dukat's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Dukat postures up and lands a big shot to McWrestler's brow.
Dukat postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
McWrestler pulls Dukat in close to his closed guard and prevents Dukat from doing any damage or advancing position.
Dukat lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Dukat stands up over McWrestler, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Dukat trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Dukat trying to control the position from guard on top but McWrestler is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
McWrestler trying to keep a closed guard but Dukat is proving a slippery customer. #T3#
Dukat looking to sit in guard and control but McWrestler gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVR#
McWrestler cracks Dukat with a solid left hand.
Dukat trying to control the position.
McWrestler trying to control but Dukat is working from the bottom.
Dukat has McWrestler pulled in close to control his posture.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McWrestler scoring with punches to the head and body.
McWrestler throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
McWrestler is looking to work some ground and pound but Dukat has wrist control.
McWrestler preventing the sweep. #T4#
McWrestler loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
McWrestler postures up in Dukat's guard and throws a big left but Dukat blocks it.
Dukat is trying to control the position from the bottom.
McWrestler postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Dukat keeping moving, preventing McWrestler from controlling successfully. #SUB2#
Dukat is looking for a triangle but McWrestler pushes his legs off easily.
Dukat is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
McWrestler is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound. #ROC#Dukat is rocked!
McWrestler postures up from his opponent's guard, before exploding into some vicious ground and pound! Dukat covers up, he's hurt! McWrestler keeps throwing the strikes, glancing at the referee... Will he stop it?? One more big shot from McWrestler and the ref steps in to end the fight! McWrestler can't hide his delight as he celebrates with his corner.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dude McWrestler!
Dude McWrestler bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.

 

Event: BB 46 - McWrestler vs Man     
Date:   May 07, 2022
#R1#
McWrestler misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Man.
A little jabbing left from Man on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Man tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McWrestler was well out of range. Poor timing from Man.
A jab from McWrestler finds it's way through Man's defenses.
Man throws out a token jab with nothing on it.#TD#
McWrestler drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Man gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
McWrestler controlling the pace.
McWrestler thows a huge punch but Man dodges it nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Man has hold of McWrestler's hands but McWrestler slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
McWrestler looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
McWrestler has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Man blocking the ground and pound attempt from McWrestler.
McWrestler thows a huge punch but Man dodges it nicely.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T1#
Man avoiding damage under a succession of punches from McWrestler.
McWrestler is pressing down on Man's thigh, looking to free his foot. Man is holding on for now.
McWrestler wants to take a breather but Man is having none of it.
Man is trying to defend against the ground and pound but McWrestler scores with a couple of nice shots.
McWrestler trying to control the action but Man is working from the bottom.
McWrestler throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Man to regain full guard.
Man keeping moving, preventing McWrestler from controlling successfully.
McWrestler throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Man works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
McWrestler postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect. #T2#
McWrestler forces his way into half guard.
McWrestler not landing any meaningful shots this time.
McWrestler not landing any meaningful shots this time.
McWrestler winds up and cracks Man with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
McWrestler winds up and cracks Man with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Man regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from McWrestler.
Man utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
McWrestler throws an elbow that misses. Man uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in McWrestler's guard. Nice move by Man!#REVB#
McWrestler has control of Man's left arm, preventing Man from doing any damage.
Man must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
McWrestler looking to hit a scissor sweep but Man is one step ahead there. #T3#
McWrestler being controlled here, momentarily.
Man wants to get up but he can't break McWrestler's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Man stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. McWrestler swivels though and keeps the full guard.
McWrestler seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
McWrestler's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.#T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Further stalling from McWrestler.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Man smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Man doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Man looks to score with a jab to the body but McWrestler is just out of range.
McWrestler looks to land a right hand but Man moved out of range.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
Man connects with an inside leg kick.
McWrestler pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
McWrestler is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Man can do to turn this around?
Man lands the left hand.
Man tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McWrestler was well out of range. Poor timing from Man.
McWrestler scores with the left hand. Man knows he should have avoided that one.
Matrix Man seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Man just misses with a punch to the body.
Man uses good head movement to avoid the hook from McWrestler.
McWrestler throws a big shot that misses.
Man tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McWrestler was well out of range. Poor timing from Man.
Man will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
McWrestler walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
McWrestler connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
McWrestler takes a swing at Man's ribcage but misses.
Man appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Man misses with an uppercut. McWrestler saw that one coming.
Man's jab looks to have found its range, popping McWrestler under the eye.
Man tries to score with a low kick but McWrestler moves his leg out of the way.
Man throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck McWrestler on the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McWrestler drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
McWrestler lands a lovely overhand right.#T1#
Man connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
McWrestler throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
McWrestler darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Man throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
McWrestler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Man.
McWrestler tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Man has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Man displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as McWrestler throws out the jab.
McWrestler misses with a looping right.
Good work by McWrestler as he checks the leg kick.
Man bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Jab from Man.
Nice uppercut there from Man.
Man ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
McWrestler on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Man. Man obviously looking to wear him down.
McWrestler throws a sloppy body shot
and Man counters with a nice uppercut.
McWrestler doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Man keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot. #T2#
McWrestler takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
McWrestler misses with a body shot.
McWrestler misses with a few strikes there.
Man only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Man connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
McWrestler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Man! But no joy.
McWrestler moves out of range as Man strikes.
A jab from McWrestler misses.
McWrestler misses with a body shot.
Nice straight punches there by McWrestler. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of McWrestler.
Matrix Man seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Man swings for the body but McWrestler moves out of range.
A shot to the body from McWrestler misses
and Man cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Man lands a leg kick that knocks McWrestler off balance momentarily.
Man throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Man gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
McWrestler throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
McWrestler rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Man counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
McWrestler misses the shot to the body.
Matrix Man is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Man connects with a body shot.#T3#
Man throws a looping overhand right but McWrestler ducks down to avoid it.
McWrestler slips a jab from Man.
McWrestler looks to land a right hand but Man moved out of range.
McWrestler is looking to score with low kicks.
Man misses with a straight left.
McWrestler paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
McWrestler keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Man.
Man misses the shot to the body.
Man throws a shot from downtown. McWrestler moves away and avoids it.
McWrestler throws a right and a left that both miss.
The fighters circle momentarily. Man darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Man lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
McWrestler takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Man misses with a shot to the body
and McWrestler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
McWrestler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McWrestler shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Man but Man pushes him off and we're back to square one.#T4#
McWrestler throws a body punch but Man moves out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A looping hook to the body misses from McWrestler. Man does a little dance to reset his feet.
Man throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Man connects with a right hand. McWrestler shakes it off.
Man throws a body punch but McWrestler moves out of range.
McWrestler throwing a counter right hand but Man manages to avoid it.
Man lands a leg kick that knocks McWrestler off balance momentarily.
That kick from Man tenderised McWrestler's leg. McWrestler is trying to keep his angry face on.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as McWrestler checks a leg kick.
Man swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Man stuffs the takedown.
McWrestler takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Man wants to land a leg kick but McWrestler is out of range.
Man misses the jab.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
McWrestler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Man moves away.
McWrestler moves away from the strike by Man.
A lazy left from Man finds it's target.
A low kick lands for McWrestler.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Matrix Man showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R3#
McWrestler throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Man getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Man swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A low kick from Man is predictable there
and McWrestler counters with a stiff right hand.
McWrestler scores with a jab to the jaw.
McWrestler scores with a jab to the body.
McWrestler lands with a cross.
McWrestler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Man throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck McWrestler on the side of the head.
McWrestler jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A bone on bone clash there as McWrestler blocks the leg kick.
McWrestler lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Man fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McWrestler manages to avoid it.
Man misses with a looping right.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McWrestler slips a straight right by Man.
McWrestler is looking for a counter combo.
Man lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from McWrestler. Man does a little dance to reset his feet.
McWrestler throws a chopping leg kick but Man manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Man looks like he wants to counter punch here.#T1#
McWrestler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Man moves away.
McWrestler avoids the body shot from Man.
McWrestler throwing a counter right hand but Man manages to avoid it.
Good exchange - McWrestler coming out on top.
Man pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
McWrestler takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Man misses with a straight left.
McWrestler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Man manages to avoid it.
McWrestler cracks Man with an open hand slap.
Man throws a low kick but McWrestler avoids it.
McWrestler swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Man bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of McWrestler's head.
McWrestler closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
McWrestler takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Man misses with a straight right.
McWrestler lands with a shot to the body.
McWrestler is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Man misses with a low kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McWrestler throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Man counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.#T2#
McWrestler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Man manages to avoid it.
A countering left hand to the body from Man misses.
McWrestler lands with an overhand left.
McWrestler displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Man throws out the jab.
Man feints and then cracks McWrestler's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow McWrestler down.
McWrestler throws a body punch but Man moves out of range.
Man looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Man takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Man cracks McWrestler with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Man lands a nice shot that snaps McWrestler's head back.
Man throws a body shot but no joy.
McWrestler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Man looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Man swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McWrestler lands an overhand right.
Man throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect. #TD#
McWrestler drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
McWrestler tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it. #T3#
McWrestler postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
McWrestler trying to control the action but Man is working from the bottom.
Man dodges the ground and pound from McWrestler.
Man is working to avoid the ground and pound but McWrestler connects with a decent elbow.
Man avoids any damage from the ground and pound of McWrestler.
McWrestler creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Man sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike. #T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
The strikes coming from McWrestler are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
McWrestler misses with the ground and pound.
McWrestler throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
McWrestler landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Man sneaks back into half guard.
McWrestler missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
McWrestler landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
McWrestler is stalling here. Man is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! McWrestler seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Man has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
Man in side control, just content to control the action for now.
McWrestler struggling a bit here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but Dude McWrestler did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R4#
McWrestler just misses with a punch to the body.
Man slips under a jab from McWrestler.
McWrestler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McWrestler looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Man throws a big shot that misses.
It looked like McWrestler was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Man.
Man feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits McWrestlers jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
A swing and a miss from Man.
McWrestler misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Man.
Good work by Man as he checks the leg kick.
Man steps to the side to avoid the strikes from McWrestler.
Man swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
McWrestler throws a body punch but Man moves out of range.
McWrestler steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Man.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Man. #TD#
McWrestler shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Man is trying to defend but McWrestler finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.

Man kicks McWrestler off and gets back to his feet.#T1#
Man fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Man catches McWrestler with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Man fakes a jab and throws a low kick but McWrestler checks it well.
A little feinted left hand from McWrestler on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
McWrestler checks a low kick from Man.
Man throws the left hand but McWrestler avoids the punch easily.
Man uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McWrestler.
McWrestler swings for the body but Man moves out of range.
McWrestler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Man was well out of range. Poor timing from McWrestler.
McWrestler displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Man throws out the jab.
A jab from Man misses.
McWrestler throws a body shot but no joy.
Man flicks out a counter leg kick but McWrestler steps away.
McWrestler walks into a straight right hand from Man.
Man avoids the body shot from McWrestler.
Man looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Man takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
McWrestler slips a jab from Man.#T2#
Man scores with a decent looking hook.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Man catches McWrestler with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
McWrestler looks to land a left hand but Man moved out of range nicely.
Man scores with a hook.
Donk. Man catches McWrestler right on the button with a cross.
Man tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McWrestler was well out of range. Poor timing from Man.
McWrestler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
McWrestler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Man moves away.
Man waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract McWrestler.
Man throws a sloppy head kick and McWrestler moves out of range easily.
McWrestler paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Man thows a leg kick but McWrestler checks it #TD#
and McWrestler counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by McWrestler.
Man utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
McWrestler pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Man is keeping the position for now.
McWrestler trying to control the position from guard on top but Man is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T3#
McWrestler is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
McWrestler postures up in Man's guard and throws a big left but Man blocks it.
McWrestler slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
McWrestler missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Dude McWrestler overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Man looking to control.
McWrestler looking to sit in guard and control but Man gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB#
Man stopping the sweep attempt from McWrestler.#T4#
McWrestler trying to control the position.
McWrestler has control of Man's left arm, preventing Man from doing any damage.
McWrestler lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR#
Man wants to sweep here but McWrestler controlling him for the moment.
McWrestler trying to control but Man is working from the bottom.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close fourth round but Matrix Man will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!#R5#
Man throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Man scores with the left hand. McWrestler knows he should have avoided that one.
McWrestler catches Man with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
McWrestler throws the left hand but Man avoids the punch easily.
Man tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McWrestler was well out of range. Poor timing from Man.
Man throws a low kick, looking for McWrestler's leg but McWrestler calmly moves out of range.
Man tries to land a leg kick but McWrestler saw it coming and moves away.
Man throws a shot from downtown. McWrestler moves away and avoids it.
Man tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McWrestler was well out of range. Poor timing from Man.
McWrestler throws a body punch but Man moves out of range.
Nice uppercut lands for Man. That snapped McWrestler's head back.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Man moves away from the strike by McWrestler.
A swing and a miss from Man.
A quick step to the side and McWrestler tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Man connects with a body shot.
Man throws a lazy uppercut
and McWrestler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Man scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Man rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Man takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #T1#
Man lands with a straight right. McWrestler didn't see that one coming.
McWrestler is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Man.
Man scores with a leg kick.
Man staying out of range there.
Man fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McWrestler manages to avoid it.
Nice uppercut lands for McWrestler. That snapped Man's head back.
McWrestler misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Man.
McWrestler scores with a nice right hand.
Man just misses with a punch to the body.
Man uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McWrestler. #TD#
McWrestler drives through with a takedown into guard.
McWrestler wants to control from the top but Man keeps moving.
McWrestler throws an elbow that misses. Man uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in McWrestler's guard. Nice move by Man!#REVB##T2#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Man preventing the sweep.
McWrestler has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
McWrestler manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Man manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR#
McWrestler throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Man works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Man wants to sweep here but McWrestler controlling him for the moment. #T3#
McWrestler postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
McWrestler not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Man keeping moving, preventing McWrestler from controlling successfully.
McWrestler throwing strikes from guard but Man blocks nicely.
McWrestler trying to control the position from guard on top but Man is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters, thinking about a standup.#T4#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
McWrestler in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
McWrestler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Man manages to avoid it.
A nice leg kick lands there from Man.
Man lands with a good body shot.
McWrestler fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Man connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
McWrestler misses with a lunging right hand
letting Man counter with a right hand.
Man slips a straight right by McWrestler.
A little jabbing left from Man on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Man throws a low kick but McWrestler moves out of range easily.
Man throws a quick inside leg kick.
McWrestler just misses with a punch to the body.
Man replies with a solid counter kick to the body but McWrestler blocks it well.
Man is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by McWrestler.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Matrix Man.
I think Man has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight for Matrix Man!
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight for Matrix Man!
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight for Matrix Man!

Matrix Man wins by unanimous decision!

Matrix Man thanked the fans post fight for their support.
Dude McWrestler spoke after the fight, saying 'Well, hard work pays off, right? Back into the office, train, get a win streak, get the title fight back, with you or a new champ, i won't leave that belt escape again!'.

 

Event: Tycoon Olympics 2022 - Welterweight QF     
Date:   Apr 06, 2022
#R1#
Krison wants to slow McWrestler down by chopping away at his legs.
Krison misses with a series of wild punches.
Krison wants to clinch
letting McWrestler counter with a right hand.
A big left from Krison misses.
Krison throws a nice inside leg kick.
Krison throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Krison moves out of range as McWrestler strikes.
Krison now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Krison throws a body shot but no joy.
It looked like McWrestler was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Krison.
Krison missing with a left hand there. McWrestler was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Krison avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Krison is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Krison lands with a shot to the body.
A big left from McWrestler misses.
Krison connects with a solid leg kick.
McWrestler darts in looking for a takedown but Krison gets double underhooks and turns McWrestler into the cage.
Krison tries a quick counter leg kick but McWrestler is wise to it.
Krison pushes McWrestler back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.#T1#
Krison scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A body shot lands from Krison.
Krison misses with a hook from the clinch.
Krison misses with a hook to the ribs.
Krison tries to throw a body punch but McWrestler avoids it by throwing Krison back against the cage.
McWrestler swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Krison swings wildly with an uppercut but McWrestler uses good head movement to avoid it.
Krison misses with a hook to the ribs. #BC2#
Krison escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
McWrestler misses with an uppercut
and Krison counters with a nice leg kick.
Krison has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Krison throws a hook to the side of McWrestler's head but McWrestler sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
McWrestler throws a big shot that misses.
McWrestler moves out of range of the body kick from Krison.
McWrestler connects with a good right hand that stumbles Krison. Krison circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
McWrestler misses with a straight right.
Nice defenses there by McWrestler.
McWrestler keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Krison.#T2#
Krison pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
McWrestler appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Krison takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Krison throws a good cross that connects.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Krison is looking to slow McWrestler down with leg kicks.
McWrestler throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Krison.
Krison scores with a jab to the body.
McWrestler takes a swing at Krison's ribcage but misses.
No joy there for McWrestler, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Good leg kick by Krison.
McWrestler connects with a looping right hand.
McWrestler shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Krison but Krison pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Krison misses with a hook.
Krison thuds his right hand into McWrestler's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Krison staying out of range there.#T3#
Krison swings widly with a right hand
and McWrestler counters with a leg kick.
Krison with a nice calf kick.
McWrestler ducks under a wild hook from Krison.
Krison scores with a body shot.
Krison with a nice cross.
A clash of legs there as McWrestler blocks the low kick.
Krison throws a left and a right that both miss
and McWrestler counters with a nice uppercut.
Krison throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A quick step to the side and McWrestler tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Krison throws a shot from downtown. McWrestler moves away and avoids it.
It looked like McWrestler wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
McWrestler lands with a hook. Krison tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Krison scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
McWrestler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Krison moves away.
McWrestler misses with a right hand
and Krison counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Krison fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Krison throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd. #T4#
Krison uses good head movement to avoid the hook from McWrestler.
Krison fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McWrestler manages to avoid it.#CL2#
Krison gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
I was talking to McWrestler's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
McWrestler misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from McWrestler fails to land.
Krison misses with a punch on the inside.
Krison misses with a hook to the ribs.
Krison tries to throw a body punch but McWrestler avoids it by throwing Krison back against the cage.
Krison blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Nice body punch from Krison.
Krison scores with an uppercut up the middle.
McWrestler lands a left hand.
Krison lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt McWrestler or not.
McWrestler cracks Krison with a nice body shot.
Krison misses with the head strike.
Krison misses with a punch on the inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from McWrestler.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Herb Krison dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2#
Krison throws an uppercut from half a mile away. McWrestler sees it coming and avoids it easily.
McWrestler fails with the takedown.
McWrestler walks into a straight right hand from Krison.
McWrestler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McWrestler thows a left - swing and a miss!
Krison throws a lazy uppercut
and McWrestler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
McWrestler is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
McWrestler throws out a loose jab but Krison uses good head movement to avoid it.
McWrestler misses the shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Krison with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
McWrestler throws a looping overhand right but Krison ducks down to avoid it.
McWrestler works Krison's body with a nice hook.
McWrestler darts in looking for a takedown but Krison gets double underhooks and turns McWrestler into the cage.
McWrestler backing away here, and Krison unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
A left hand lands to the body for Krison.
Krison prevents McWrestler from breaking the clinch.#T1#
McWrestler stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Krison goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Krison. #BC#
McWrestler breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Krison digs a good body shot into McWrestler's ribs.
McWrestler looks to land a left hand but Krison moved out of range nicely.
Krison swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
McWrestler swings widly with a right hand
and Krison counters with a nice body kick.
Krison drops his hands momentarily and McWrestler takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Krison throws a leg kick that is checked
and McWrestler counters with a straight right hand.
McWrestler throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Krison moves away from the strike by McWrestler.
Herb Krison is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Krison lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Good work by McWrestler as he checks the leg kick.
McWrestler walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Krison goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Krison throws a leg kick #TD#
and McWrestler counters with a nice double leg into half guard.

Krison makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!#T2#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McWrestler misses with a hook.
McWrestler on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Krison lands with a slapping head kick.
Krison misses the shot to the body.
McWrestler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Krison was well out of range. Poor timing from McWrestler.
Krison looks like he wants to counter punch here.
McWrestler ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Krison lands a glancing blow to the side of McWrestler's head.
Herb Krison seems to be getting the better of the standup.
McWrestler missing with a left hand there. Krison was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
McWrestler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Krison moves away.
McWrestler lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Krison has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
A jab from Krison misses.
Krison blocks a jab.
Krison wants to slow McWrestler down by chopping away at his legs.
McWrestler is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.#T3#
Krison with the inside leg kick.
Krison throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Krison throws a leg kick which misses McWrestler's front leg but catches the back leg as McWrestler tries to avoid it.
Nice shot by Krison.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Krison!
Krison misses with a wild body shot.
Krison throws a leg kick but McWrestler moved away.
McWrestler digs a good hook to Krison's body.
Krison clobbers McWrestler with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Krison lands a nice leg kick that just misses McWrestler's sensitive parts.
McWrestler throws out a loose jab but Krison uses good head movement to avoid it.
McWrestler fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Krison on the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McWrestler throws a hook but Krison avoids it easily.
Krison thinks about the counter body kick.
Jab by McWrestler.#T4#
Krison takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Krison misses the shot to the body.
McWrestler throws a jab but it's blocked by Krison.
McWrestler checks the leg kick nicely there.
McWrestler takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Krison ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
McWrestler tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
McWrestler throws a hook but Krison blocks it.
Krison lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
McWrestler walks into a straight right hand from Krison.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Krison throws the left hand but McWrestler avoids the punch easily.
Krison looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
McWrestler misses with an uppercut
and McWrestler takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
McWrestler needs to keep his hands up - Krison had a free shot at his head there.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Herb Krison showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
A good leg kick by Krison.
McWrestler takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
McWrestler keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Krison.
McWrestler throws a jab but it's blocked by Krison.
Krison was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Krison uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McWrestler.
Krison looks for the body kick but McWrestler saw that one coming.
Krison misses with a right hand
and McWrestler counters with a nice leg kick.
McWrestler lands with a straight right. Krison didn't see that one coming.
Krison throws out a powerful jab.
Krison misses with a left hand
and McWrestler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Krison missing with a left hand there. McWrestler was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Krison is looking to land body kicks.
McWrestler shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Krison eats them both and turns towards McWrestler to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Krison throws a shot from downtown. McWrestler moves away and avoids it.
A jab from McWrestler does it's job there.#T1##CL2#
Krison gets a clinch.
McWrestler lands with a left to the head.
Krison tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
McWrestler is pushing Krison up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Krison.
Krison misses with a punch to the body.
Krison has a couple of punches blocked by McWrestler. #BC#
McWrestler pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
McWrestler bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Krison's head.
Krison throws a predictable looking body shot
and McWrestler counters with a straight right hand.
Herb Krison seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Krison wants to land a leg kick but McWrestler is out of range.
McWrestler throws a lazy right hand but Krison sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
The fighters circle momentarily. McWrestler darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
McWrestler misses with an uppercut. Krison saw that one coming.
Dude McWrestler has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
McWrestler has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from McWrestler there as he acknowledges the shot.
Krison throws the left hand but McWrestler avoids the punch easily.
Krison buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McWrestler thows a left - swing and a miss!
McWrestler tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
McWrestler has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Krison.
Krison scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. McWrestler doesn't seem bothered though.
McWrestler has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Krison.
McWrestler checks the leg kick.
Some wild striking there from McWrestler.
Krison connects with a good right hand that stumbles McWrestler. McWrestler circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Krison moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.#T3#
Krison connects with a leg kick.
Krison throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Krison avoids the body shot from McWrestler.
Krison bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Krison moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Krison ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
McWrestler takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
McWrestler looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
McWrestler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Krison wants to slow McWrestler down by chopping away at his legs.
McWrestler scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Krison takes a body punch but keeps moving.
A big left from McWrestler misses.
Krison throws an uppercut from half a mile away. McWrestler sees it coming and avoids it easily.#T4#
Krison takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Krison misses with a hook.
McWrestler throws a poor cross that misses
and Krison counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McWrestler throws a big shot that misses.
Krison throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
McWrestler misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
McWrestler chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Krison can pounce on him.
Herb Krison is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
McWrestler slips under a jab.
McWrestler fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
McWrestler takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Krison lands a body shot.
McWrestler rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Krison counters with a nice uppercut.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Herb Krison.
Well Krison has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Ren Mimura scores the fight for Herb Krison!
Judge Hirohito Nitta scores the fight for Herb Krison!
Judge Shigeki Fujiwara scores the fight for Herb Krison!

Herb Krison wins by unanimous decision!

During a confident post fight interview, Herb Krison thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
Dude McWrestler spoke after the fight, saying 'Well, hard work pays off, right? Back into the office, train, get a win streak, get the title fight back, with you or a new champ, i won't leave that belt escape again!'.

 

Event: BB 35 - McWrestler vs Wright     
Date:   Mar 15, 2022
#R1#
McWrestler throws a poor cross that misses
and Wright counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Wright works McWrestler's body with a nice hook.
McWrestler sizes up Wright with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Wright misses with a left hand
and McWrestler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Wright connects with a crisp jab.
Wright keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from McWrestler.
Wright slips a straight right by McWrestler.
Wright looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Wright throws a lazy uppercut
and McWrestler counters with a nice uppercut.
Wright ducks under a wild hook from McWrestler.
McWrestler throws a right hand that misses
and Wright connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McWrestler misses with the combination.
McWrestler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Wright was well out of range. Poor timing from McWrestler.#T1#
McWrestler swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
McWrestler lands a nice shot that snaps Wright's head back.
Wright steps to the side to avoid the strikes from McWrestler.
A big left from McWrestler misses.
Wright misses with a hook to the body
and McWrestler makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
McWrestler moves out of range of the strikes.
The fighters circling - McWrestler throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Wright looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Wright connects with a solid leg kick.
McWrestler misses with a straight left.
Wright connects with a crisp jab.
Wright throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Wright takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
McWrestler scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Wright doesn't seem bothered though. #T2#
Wright moves out of range of the strikes.
A swing and a miss from Wright.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McWrestler dips to his left and cracks Wright with an uppercut!
McWrestler swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Wright keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from McWrestler.
Wright looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Wright has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
A lazy left from McWrestler finds it's target.
McWrestler shoots in looking for a takedown but Wright manages to keep the fight standing, pushing McWrestler's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Wright misses the body punch
and McWrestler counters with a stiff right hand.
McWrestler throws out a loose jab but Wright uses good head movement to avoid it.
Wright scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Wright on the wrong end of a nice jab.
McWrestler misses with the combination. #T3#
McWrestler takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Wright takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
A jab from McWrestler misses.
Wright only half commits to the counter leg kick.
McWrestler feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Wrights jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
McWrestler is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Wright throws a right hand that misses
and McWrestler counters with a straight right hand.
Wright misses with a hook
and McWrestler counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.#TD#
McWrestler throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Wright was covering up waiting for the punch and McWrestler finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Wright is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and McWrestler dives into side control. #T4#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!#REVB#
Wright parries the strikes from McWrestler easily there. McWrestler is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Wright to escape.
McWrestler working the ground and pound but Wright is defending the strikes.
Wright dodges the ground and pound from McWrestler.
McWrestler is looking to take a break and control but Wright is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
McWrestler is really struggling to control Wright but he's trying to hold on to the position.
McWrestler is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Wright is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2#
McWrestler throws out a token jab with nothing on it.#TD#
McWrestler shoots in and bounces Wright off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
McWrestler wants to control from the top but Wright keeps moving.
McWrestler is working Wright over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as McWrestler accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler trying to control but Wright is working from the bottom.
McWrestler is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Wright can do to turn this around?
McWrestler tries to free his leg and advance position but Wright is retaining full guard.
McWrestler throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent. #T1#
McWrestler content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
McWrestler in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
McWrestler working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Wright's head.
McWrestler working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
McWrestler trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Wright utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
McWrestler is looking to work some ground and pound but Wright has wrist control.
Wright wants to get back to his feet but McWrestler is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
McWrestler trying to control but Wright is working from the bottom.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
McWrestler throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.#T2#
McWrestler jabs Wright to the body, keeping him at a distance.
McWrestler ducks under a wild hook from Wright.
A little feinted left hand from McWrestler on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Wright misses with a hook. McWrestler ducked under it nicely.
Wright's hands are dropping dangerously low here and McWrestler connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Wright scrambles back to his feet.
McWrestler misses with a hook.
Wright throws an off balance right hand
and McWrestler makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Wright misses with a body shot
letting McWrestler counter with a right hand.
McWrestler connects with a body shot.
McWrestler is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
McWrestler tries to move into range but Wright moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The fighters circling - McWrestler throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Wright takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing. #T3#
Wright takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
McWrestler scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Wright lands a two punch combo.
Wright keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Wright missing with a left hand there. McWrestler was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
McWrestler drops down looking for a counter takedown but Wright sprawls and moves away.
Dude McWrestler is winning the standup battle so far.
McWrestler throws an off balance right hand #KD2#
and Wright counters with a crisp right hand that drops McWrestler! Wright lets McWrestler back up to his feet, looking for a finish!#ROC2#McWrestler is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McWrestler with a hook.
Oh McWrestler is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
McWrestler lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
McWrestler misses with an uppercut
and Wright counters with a powerful cross that connects right on the chin and the lights go out! A massive one punch knock out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:47 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Carter Wright!
Carter Wright is the new welterweight champion!
An out of breath Carter Wright thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
The defeated Dude McWrestler had this to say: 'Well, hard work pays off, right? Back into the office, train, get a win streak, get the title fight back, with you or a new champ, i won't leave that belt escape again!'.

 

Event: BB 29 - Kong vs McWrestler     
Date:   Feb 24, 2022
#R1#
McWrestler displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Kong.
McWrestler doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Kong shoots and misses
and McWrestler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Kong shoots in but McWrestler avoids the takedown attempt easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Hong Kong. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A jab lands there for McWrestler.
Kong shoots in and drives through. McWrestler sprawls well.
McWrestler throws a hook but Kong blocks it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler misses with a wild body shot.
McWrestler throws a big shot that misses.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Kong.
McWrestler paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.#T1#
Kong tries for a takedown but McWrestler sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Kong looks to score with a jab to the body but McWrestler is just out of range.
Dude McWrestler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kong stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Kong with a lazy takedown attempt
and Kong takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Dude McWrestler is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
McWrestler throws a lazy uppercut #TD#
and Kong counters with a takedown into side control.
McWrestler has found himself in a tricky position here. He's been working his transitions in training so let's see if he can work his way out of it.#SUB#
Kong tries for a kimura but McWrestler is defending well.
McWrestler is trying to improve his position.
McWrestler manages to get back to half guard.
McWrestler controlling the leg, holding on to half guard.
McWrestler trying to control from the bottom. #T2#
Kong looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Kong prevents McWrestler from improving his position.
McWrestler keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McWrestler desperately trying to maintain half guard.
Kong throwing shots but McWrestler is blocking nicely.
McWrestler manages to get to full guard.
McWrestler keeping full guard, as Kong tries to pass.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T3#
McWrestler looking to hit a scissor sweep but Kong is one step ahead there.
McWrestler controlling the position.
Kong working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of McWrestler's head.
McWrestler is adopting a defensive guard.
McWrestler keeping full guard, as Kong tries to pass.
Kong wants to control from the top but McWrestler keeps moving.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.#T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Kong throws a big right hand that misses.
McWrestler keeping moving, preventing Kong from controlling successfully.
McWrestler wants to sweep but no luck.
McWrestler is wriggling around but Kong manages to pass to half guard.
Kong is looking to take a break and control but McWrestler is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
McWrestler is trying to maintain the position but Kong is very close to passing his half guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
McWrestler is trying to get back to full guard.
Kong is thwarting McWrestler's attempts to control the position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2#
Kong shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and McWrestler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Nice cross by McWrestler.
McWrestler scores with a punch to the head.
McWrestler missing with a left hand there. Kong was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
McWrestler jabbing away but nothing is landing.
McWrestler rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Kong moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Kong scores with a jab to the body.
McWrestler takes one to the chin there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kong tries for a takedown but McWrestler circles away easily
and McWrestler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Kong throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and McWrestler counters with a straight right hand.#ROC2#Kong is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McWrestler throws a pinpoint strike between Kong's hands that connects right on the jaw and sends Kong crashing to the floor! He's out before he even hits the mat and McWrestler scores a great knockout victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Dude McWrestler!
Dude McWrestler is the new welterweight champion!
Dude McWrestler seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
Hong Kong was interviewed post fight and said 'He's the champ for a reason. '.

 

Event: BB 23 - McWrestler vs Morrison     
Date:   Jan 22, 2022
#R1#
Morrison shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. McWrestler defends it nicely.
Morrison with a hook.
Morrison ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A combination from McWrestler does no damage.
Morrison swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
McWrestler looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Morrison throws a big shot that misses.
McWrestler slips a straight right by Morrison.
McWrestler was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
McWrestler throws a hook to the side of Morrison's head but Morrison sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
McWrestler just misses with a punch to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Morrison is looking to clinch.
Morrison throws the left hand but McWrestler avoids the punch easily.
Morrison looks to land a left hand but McWrestler moved out of range nicely.
McWrestler takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
McWrestler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Morrison moves away.#T1#
Morrison throws a looping overhand right but McWrestler ducks down to avoid it.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Morrison is defended easily by McWrestler.
McWrestler takes a swing at Morrison's ribcage but misses.
Morrison let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
McWrestler swings widly with a right hand
and Morrison counters with a straight right hand.
Morrison misses with a body shot.
Morrison slips a jab and a cross from McWrestler.
McWrestler misses the jab.
McWrestler takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Morrison misses with a straight right.
McWrestler misses with a looping left.
McWrestler smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
McWrestler needs to keep his hands up - Morrison had a free shot at his head there.
Morrison throws a body shot but no joy.
Morrison looks to land a combination but McWrestler avoids it well. #T2#
Morrison with a body punch. A glancing blow.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McWrestler is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Morrison ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McWrestler moves away.
McWrestler jabs Morrison right on the nose. Morrison blinks but takes it well.
Frank Morrison seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McWrestler rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Morrison counters with a straight right hand.
McWrestler looks to land a left hand but Morrison moved out of range nicely.
Morrison moves out of range of the strikes.
Morrison moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Morrison looks to land a right hand but McWrestler moved out of range.#TD2#
Morrison closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into McWrestler's guard.
Morrison is looking to work some ground and pound but McWrestler has wrist control.
McWrestler is pulling down on Morrison's head. It's preventing any offense from Morrison, at least for the moment.#T3#
Morrison trying to control but McWrestler is working from the bottom.
McWrestler pulls Morrison in to control the position.
Morrison loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Morrison missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Morrison looking to sit in guard and control but McWrestler gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVR#
Morrison tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Morrison seems keen to control McWrestler's posture.
Morrison manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. McWrestler manages to get himself to full guard. #REVB#
McWrestler looking to hit a scissor sweep but Morrison is one step ahead there. #T4#
Morrison wants to control from the top but McWrestler keeps moving.
McWrestler utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Morrison postures up in McWrestler's guard and throws a big left but McWrestler blocks it.
McWrestler working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Morrison.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Morrison accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Morrison is in close to McWrestler's body, working some short punches and elbows.
McWrestler bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Morrison's guard. #REVR#
Morrison controls McWrestler momentarily but McWrestler frees himself.
McWrestler content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Morrison wants to sweep here but McWrestler controlling him for the moment.
McWrestler throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Morrison works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Morrison is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVB#
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Frank Morrison dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2#
Morrison jabs at McWrestler's body.
Morrison misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
An attempted straight right counter from McWrestler misses the target.
Morrison throws a jab when McWrestler was well out of range.
Nice defenses there by Morrison.
McWrestler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Morrison.
A swing and a miss from McWrestler.
McWrestler swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Morrison throws a body shot but no joy.
An attempted straight right counter from McWrestler misses the target.
Good exchange - Morrison coming out on top.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Morrison ducks under a wild hook from McWrestler.
Morrison moves out of range of the strikes.
Morrison tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but McWrestler swivels and escapes.
A counter left hand to the body from McWrestler misses its target.
McWrestler waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Morrison.
Morrison tries to clinch up.
McWrestler appears to be looking for a counter takedown.#T1#
Morrison ducks under a wild hook from McWrestler.
Morrison swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by McWrestler.
Morrison shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with McWrestler but McWrestler pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Dude McWrestler has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Frank Morrison.
Morrison throws out a loose jab but McWrestler uses good head movement to avoid it.
Morrison throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dude McWrestler is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
McWrestler throws a shot from downtown. Morrison moves away and avoids it.
McWrestler looks to land a right hand but Morrison moved out of range.
Morrison shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says McWrestler as he avoids it easily.
McWrestler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Morrison staying out of range there.
McWrestler jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Morrison shoots for a double leg takedown but McWrestler sprawls well. He's pushed Morrison's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
McWrestler takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Morrison avoids a lazy jab quite easily.#T2#
Morrison moves away from the strike by McWrestler.
Morrison throws a shot from downtown. McWrestler moves away and avoids it.
McWrestler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Morrison moves away.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Morrison is defended easily by McWrestler.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nice defenses there by McWrestler.
Morrison fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
McWrestler takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
McWrestler throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Morrison misses with a right hand
letting McWrestler counter with a right hand.
McWrestler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Morrison moves away.
Morrison is clearly trying to counter these attacks from McWrestler with a body shot.
Morrison has his takedown stuffed#TD#
so McWrestler counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
McWrestler sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Morrison's guard. #T3#
McWrestler has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
McWrestler takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
McWrestler can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Morrison is looking to escape.
Morrison is desperately trying to improve his position but McWrestler has a good base and remains in mount.
McWrestler landing strikes from the mount.
Dude McWrestler overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
McWrestler raining down hammerfists from mount.
McWrestler trying to control but Morrison is having none of it.
McWrestler has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Morrison tries to lock up and control but McWrestler gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Morrison is desperately trying to improve his position but McWrestler has a good base and remains in mount.
McWrestler landing strikes, looking to finish! #T4#
McWrestler trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Morrison felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
McWrestler thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
McWrestler trying to control but Morrison is having none of it.
Morrison is looking to get to half guard.
Morrison is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
McWrestler with the ground and pound from mount.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McWrestler breaks from Morrison's wrist control and lands an elbow.
McWrestler tries to control but Morrison wriggling away.
McWrestler is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Morrison can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
McWrestler working away from the top, dropping strikes.
McWrestler throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Morrison because McWrestler loaded up on that one.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R3##TD2#
Morrison feints and as McWrestler raises his hands in defense, Morrison changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
McWrestler manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Morrison manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR#
McWrestler wants to control from the top but Morrison keeps moving.
McWrestler preventing the sweep.
McWrestler throws a big right hand that misses.
McWrestler throws a big right hand that misses.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Morrison trying to keep a closed guard but McWrestler is proving a slippery customer.
Morrison is controlling McWrestler's posture.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
McWrestler in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time. #T1#
McWrestler postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Morrison seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Morrison looking to control.
Morrison lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVB#
McWrestler has control of Morrison's left arm, preventing Morrison from doing any damage.
McWrestler has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now McWrestler is on top in guard. #REVR#
Morrison keeping moving, preventing McWrestler from controlling successfully.
Morrison utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound. #T2#
Morrison is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
McWrestler stands and throws Morrison's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Morrison trying to control but McWrestler flips him over like a cheap hooker and has his back!
McWrestler missing with strikes.
McWrestler throwing strikes from the back - he gets a warning from the referee for striking the back of the head but all these shots are hurting Morrison!
Morrison trying to control the hands but McWrestler breaks the grip.
McWrestler landing with strikes.
Morrison tries to roll but McWrestler sticks to his back.
Can Morrison hold on?! McWrestler is landing more strikes to his hapless foe.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Morrison is being controlled on the ground here - he must escape this position otherwise surely the end is near.
Morrison covering up well under a barage of strikes.
Morrison wants to escape the position.
Morrison covers up after taking a massive shot to the side of the head. #T3#
McWrestler not allowing Morrison to control his hands.
Morrison staying busy and making it hard for McWrestler to control.
McWrestler is throwing strikes from the back here. Oh that last one was to the back of the head. McWrestler gets a warning from the referee. He throws another strike to the back of the head straight away though and the referee has seen enough. He breaks up the two fighters and stands them back up. McWrestler gets a real talking to here and is lucky not to get a point deducted. McWrestler apologises and we restart here on the feet.
Morrison throws the left hand but McWrestler avoids the punch easily.
Morrison looks to land a left hand but McWrestler moved out of range nicely.
Nice defenses there by McWrestler.
Morrison ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McWrestler moves away.
A punch lands to the side of McWrestler 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Morrison throws a lazy uppercut
and McWrestler counters with a nice uppercut.
Morrison ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
McWrestler jabs at Morrison's body.
Morrison throws an overhand right that lands on McWrestler's shoulder, as McWrestler tries to avoid the shot.
McWrestler takes a shot to the body in his stride.
McWrestler stalks Morrison and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Morrison's face. Morrison staggers backwards, shaken.#T4#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A punch lands to the side of Morrison 's head but he takes it in his stride.
McWrestler scores with a decent looking hook.
McWrestler swats away the attempt to clinch by Morrison.
Morrison swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Morrison misses with a jab to the body
and McWrestler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Morrison throws a jab but it's blocked by McWrestler.
McWrestler misses with a body shot.
McWrestler moves away from the strike by Morrison.
McWrestler feinted with a counter takedown.
McWrestler misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Morrison counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Morrison fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches McWrestler on the side of the head.
McWrestler keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Morrison missing with a left hand there. McWrestler was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler clearly takes that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R4#
McWrestler swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Morrison.
Morrison shoots in but McWrestler avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Morrison takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
McWrestler throws a shot from downtown. Morrison moves away and avoids it.
McWrestler misses with a straight right.
Morrison throws a hook but McWrestler blocks it.
An attempted straight right counter from McWrestler misses the target.
McWrestler misses with a two punch combination.
Nice defenses there by Morrison.
Morrison is clearly trying to counter these attacks from McWrestler with a body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Morrison misses with a wild body shot.
Morrison ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
McWrestler slips a jab from Morrison.
McWrestler avoids a lazy jab quite easily.#T1#
Morrison throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and McWrestler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Morrison tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McWrestler was well out of range. Poor timing from Morrison.
McWrestler attempts a counter takedown but Morrison avoids it well and moves away.
Morrison throws an off balance right hand
letting McWrestler counter with a right hand.
Morrison takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
McWrestler is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Morrison can do to turn this around?
Morrison is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
McWrestler scores with a sloppy right hand. Morrison should have avoided that one.
McWrestler smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.#ROC#Morrison is rocked!
McWrestler staying out of range there.
McWrestler's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Morrison connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! McWrestler scrambles back to his feet.
McWrestler has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Morrison finds it's way round the side to connect with McWrestler's head. #CL2#
Morrison has taken the fight to the clinch.
McWrestler struggles to land a body shot inside as Morrison controls his hands.
Morrison tried to land a shot to the body but connects with McWrestler's elbow.
McWrestler throws a punch but it's blocked by Morrison.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Morrison tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Still in the clinch, McWrestler scores with a nice short uppercut.#T2#
Morrison gets through McWrestler's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Morrison lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Morrison misses with a hook from the clinch.
McWrestler misses with a body punch.
McWrestler lands a nice uppercut.
A nice left hand lands by McWrestler.
McWrestler slows down the pace here.
McWrestler tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A head punch on the inside from Morrison fails to land.
McWrestler is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Morrison fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Morrison swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Morrison misses with a hook from the clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from McWrestler.
McWrestler tries a body shot but Morrison blocks it.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Morrison.
Morrison has McWrestler pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. McWrestler manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Dude McWrestler has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Frank Morrison.
Morrison is looking for a takedown.#T3#
Morrison lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down McWrestler.
Morrison wants a takedown but no success here.
Morrison misses with a hook to the ribs.
McWrestler lands a left hand.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from McWrestler.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Morrison.
McWrestler is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
McWrestler lands a body punch.
Morrison tried to land a shot to the body but connects with McWrestler's elbow.
McWrestler blocking some punches.
Dude McWrestler has scored more points in the clinch so far.
McWrestler lands a body shot.
McWrestler lands a body punch in the clinch.
McWrestler pushes Morrison back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
McWrestler content to slow the pace in the clinch.
McWrestler tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
McWrestler taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
McWrestler is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
McWrestler lands an uppercut.#T4#
A short body shot lands from McWrestler as the two fighters clinch.
McWrestler pushes Morrison back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
McWrestler tries a body shot but Morrison blocks it.
McWrestler lands a hook that snaps the head of Morrison backwards.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McWrestler lands a shoulder strike.
McWrestler is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Morrison lands a hook to the side of the head.
Morrison tries to work over McWrestler's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
McWrestler blocks an uppercut.
McWrestler lands a shoulder strike.
Morrison takes a shot to the head.
Morrison blocks a body shot from McWrestler.
Morrison goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Morrison has had enough of the clinch but McWrestler keeps him there for the moment.
A head punch blocked on the inside by McWrestler.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for McWrestler.
McWrestler throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
McWrestler lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Morrison or not.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler had his way with Frank Morrison in that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!#R5#
McWrestler lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
McWrestler throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Morrison counters with a lovely shot to the body.
A shot to the body from Morrison misses
and McWrestler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Sloppy strikes from Morrison. Those never looked like landing.
Morrison takes a swing at McWrestler's ribcage but misses.
McWrestler throws a jab but it's blocked by Morrison.
Dude McWrestler is winning the standup battle so far.
A slow jab from Morrison misses its intended target.
McWrestler takes a jab right on the kisser.
Morrison ducks under a wild hook from McWrestler.
McWrestler looks to land a left hand but Morrison moved out of range nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler misses with a looping left.
Morrison takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
McWrestler cracks Morrison with an open hand slap.
McWrestler misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Morrison. #T1#
McWrestler slips under a jab from Morrison.
McWrestler loads up on a big right hand but Morrison slips the punch.
Morrison throws an overhand right that lands on McWrestler's shoulder, as McWrestler tries to avoid the shot.
McWrestler lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by McWrestler.
A looping hook to the body misses from McWrestler. Morrison does a little dance to reset his feet.
Morrison throws a shot from downtown. McWrestler moves away and avoids it.
McWrestler throws a predictable looking body shot
and Morrison counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#CL2#
Morrison pushes McWrestler up against the cage in a clinch.
McWrestler looking to slow down the pace here.
Morrison wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Morrison lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt McWrestler or not.
A nice right hand lands inside from McWrestler.
Morrison working aggressively here.
Morrison lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Good body shot from McWrestler. #T2#
McWrestler lands with a right to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McWrestler tries to throw a body punch but Morrison avoids it by throwing McWrestler back against the cage.
Morrison lands a left hand.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Morrison creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
McWrestler has Morrison pushed against the cage.
Morrison misses with the head strike.
McWrestler lands with a right to the head.
McWrestler gets through Morrison's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A short right from Morrison on the inside.
Morrison misses with a body punch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Morrison.
Morrison lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of McWrestler backwards.
McWrestler tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Morrison's elbow.
Morrison swings wildly with an uppercut but McWrestler uses good head movement to avoid it.
McWrestler content to slow the pace in the clinch. #BC2#
Morrison breaks the clinch. #T3#
McWrestler throws a hook to the side of Morrison's head but Morrison sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Morrison throws a body punch but McWrestler moves out of range.
Morrison lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Morrison throws a one two combo.
McWrestler misses with a straight left. #CL2#
Morrison closes the distance and clinches.
McWrestler tries to throw a body punch but Morrison avoids it by throwing McWrestler back against the cage.
Frank Morrison has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Morrison scores with a nice hook to the head.
McWrestler throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Morrison is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
McWrestler blocks a punch to the side of the head.
McWrestler swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Morrison has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by McWrestler after a bit of a struggle.
Morrison tried to land a shot to the body but connects with McWrestler's elbow.
Morrison misses with a punch on the inside.
Morrison throws a head punch that misses.
McWrestler tries a body shot but Morrison blocks it.
McWrestler misses with a shot to the kidneys. #T4##BC2#
Morrison breaks the clinch.
Morrison misses with an uppercut
and McWrestler counters with a stiff right hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A slow jab from McWrestler misses its intended target.
McWrestler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Morrison moves away.
Morrison misses with a right hand #TD#
and McWrestler counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Morrison!
McWrestler controls the position.
McWrestler tries to score with some ground and pound. Morrison controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
McWrestler content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.
Morrison taking a bit of punishment here - McWrestler scoring with strikes.
McWrestler wants to lay and pray for a moment but Morrison keeps working.
Morrison is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on McWrestler's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. McWrestler connects with a nice short shot to Morrison's temple.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Dude McWrestler.
Well McWrestler has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Luis Engracia scores the fight for Dude McWrestler!
Judge Seu Braga scores the fight for Dude McWrestler!
Judge Daniel Cesar scores the fight for Dude McWrestler!

Dude McWrestler wins by unanimous decision!

During a confident post fight interview, Dude McWrestler thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
Frank Morrison spoke after the fight, saying 'This is no place for cowards'.

 

Event: BB 16 - Paris vs Tavares     
Date:   Dec 18, 2021
#R1#
Anubis fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Anubis takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Anubis gets cracked with a nice right hand there by McWrestler.
Anubis misses with a hook.
McWrestler uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Anubis has time to react.
Nice straight punches there by McWrestler. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of McWrestler.
McWrestler with a poor takedown
and Anubis counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
McWrestler lands a right hook to the body.
McWrestler slips under a jab from Anubis.
McWrestler was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.#TD#
McWrestler looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Anubis!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Anubis struggling a bit here.
Anubis taking punishment in the form of punches.
McWrestler working the ground and pound from side control.#T1#
McWrestler misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
McWrestler fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Anubis is trying to control McWrestler's posture but McWrestler avoids it.
McWrestler wants to lay and pray for a moment but Anubis keeps working.
Anubis is trying to control McWrestler's posture but McWrestler avoids it.
McWrestler is working Anubis over with some ground and pound from side control.
McWrestler working the ground and pound but Anubis is defending the strikes.
The strikes coming from McWrestler are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
You can see the frustration on Anubis's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Anubis dodges the ground and pound from McWrestler.#T2#
Anubis gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
Anubis wants to hold on but McWrestler pushes him away.
McWrestler has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Anubis is in a horrible position here. McWrestler smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Anubis wants to hold on but McWrestler pushes him away.
McWrestler raining down shots from the mount!
McWrestler scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Anubis is in all sorts of trouble here.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Anubis wants to control but McWrestler is having none of it.
McWrestler landing shots from mount.
McWrestler cracks Anubis with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena. #ROC#Anubis is rocked!#T3#
McWrestler with the ground and pound from mount.
Anubis is still in real trouble! Can McWrestler finish him?
McWrestler loads up with a big shot that hurts Anubis! He's pulled McWrestler in close but McWrestler has postured up and lands more strikes. Can Anubis survive? More strikes from McWrestler and Anubis is out! The ref jumps in to save him! Brutal ground and pound!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Dude McWrestler!
Our winner, Dude McWrestler, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

 

Event: CMMA 182     
Date:   Nov 10, 2021
#R1#
McWrestler misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Barbosa.
A counter left hand to the body from Barbosa misses its target.
Barbosa misses with a head kick.
Barbosa defending well as McWrestler loads up on a big left hand.
McWrestler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McWrestler uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
McWrestler misses with an uppercut. Barbosa saw that one coming.
Barbosa throws an uppercut from half a mile away. McWrestler sees it coming and avoids it easily.
McWrestler blocks the body kick.
Barbosa lands a nice looking kick to the body. McWrestler takes a step back to recover.
A jab from Barbosa misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A left lands for Barbosa.
McWrestler throws a right and a left that both miss.
McWrestler just misses with a punch to the body.
McWrestler misses with a hook
and Barbosa connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#T1#
Barbosa keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Barbosa lands a head shot.
Barbosa misses the body punch
and McWrestler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#TD2#
McWrestler closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - McWrestler lands in his opponent's guard.
McWrestler missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Barbosa keeping moving, preventing McWrestler from controlling successfully.
Barbosa is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
McWrestler postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
McWrestler trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet. #T2#
McWrestler stopping the sweep attempt from Barbosa.
McWrestler loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
McWrestler is stalling in the full guard.
Barbosa working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from McWrestler.
Barbosa keeping moving, preventing McWrestler from controlling successfully.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as McWrestler accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
McWrestler trying to control but Barbosa is working from the bottom.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
McWrestler content to stall in guard here. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
McWrestler scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.#T3#
McWrestler throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
McWrestler misses with a lunging right hand
and McWrestler takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
McWrestler throws a looping overhand right but Barbosa ducks down to avoid it.
Barbosa lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Barbosa misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McWrestler.
Barbosa looks to throw a body kick
and McWrestler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Barbosa throws a combination but it was largely blocked by McWrestler.
McWrestler lands with a good body shot.
Barbosa tries to move into range but McWrestler moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Barbosa takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
McWrestler misses with a hook
and Barbosa counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A decent looking cross lands there for McWrestler.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McWrestler shoots in and drives through. Barbosa sprawls well.
Barbosa swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Dude McWrestler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T4#
Barbosa slips under a jab from McWrestler.
McWrestler shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Barbosa pinned against the cage. Barbosa gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Barbosa, as that shot connected.
McWrestler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Barbosa waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract McWrestler.
Barbosa lands a slapping body shot.
The fighters circling - McWrestler throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
McWrestler rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Barbosa counters with a stiff right hand.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Dude McWrestler will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2##TD2#
Barbosa gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Barbosa working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from McWrestler.
McWrestler works over Barbosa with some ground and pound from guard.
McWrestler pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Barbosa is keeping the position for now.
McWrestler throwing strikes but missing.
McWrestler controls from within his opponent's guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Barbosa pulls McWrestler in close to prevent any damage.
McWrestler is looking to work some ground and pound but Barbosa has wrist control.#T1#
McWrestler throws a big elbow that misses.
Barbosa trying to control the position here.
McWrestler trying to control but Barbosa is working from the bottom.
McWrestler controls the pace of the fight for a moment.#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
McWrestler throws a body punch but Barbosa moves out of range.
McWrestler connects with a looping right hand.
McWrestler loads up on a big right hand but Barbosa slips the punch.
Barbosa was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Barbosa takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
McWrestler ducks under a wild hook from Barbosa.
McWrestler tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
McWrestler darts in looking for a takedown but Barbosa gets double underhooks and turns McWrestler into the cage.
Barbosa swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.#T2#
McWrestler misses with a hook.
A swing and a miss from McWrestler.
Barbosa throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
McWrestler scores with a jab to the body.
The fighters circling - Barbosa throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
McWrestler moves into range and connects with a jab.
Barbosa drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
McWrestler misses with a double jab
and Barbosa counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McWrestler cracks Barbosa with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
McWrestler takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Barbosa lands a nice shot to the body. #T3#
McWrestler lands a jab to Barbosa's midsection.
McWrestler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Barbosa was well out of range. Poor timing from McWrestler.
Barbosa avoids the body shot from McWrestler. #TD2#
McWrestler scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Barbosa parries the strikes from McWrestler easily there. McWrestler is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Barbosa to escape.
Barbosa wants to control but McWrestler postures up.
McWrestler in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw McWrestler working his ground and pound in the gym. He isn't landing a great percentage of his ground strikes so far though.
McWrestler grinds an elbow into Barbosa's temple.
McWrestler content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.
McWrestler looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Barbosa is avoiding damage well. #T4#
McWrestler just content to control the position.
Barbosa keeps McWrestler under control for a moment.
Barbosa is looking for a sweep.
McWrestler misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
An elbow from McWrestler crashes against the mat.
Barbosa managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by McWrestler.
Barbosa is trying to control McWrestler's posture but McWrestler avoids it.
Barbosa on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
Crunch! Barbosa slams his shin into McWrestler's torso.
Antonio Barbosa has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
McWrestler misses with a straight right.
McWrestler throws a hook to the side of Barbosa's head but Barbosa sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
McWrestler throws a good cross that connects.
McWrestler rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Barbosa moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Barbosa is looking to counter punch.
McWrestler misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Barbosa.
Barbosa looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Barbosa takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
A jab from Barbosa misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler moves into range and connects with a jab.
McWrestler shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Barbosa as he avoids it easily.
And Barbosa counters with a quick kick to the body but McWrestler blocks it.
McWrestler takes a swing at Barbosa's ribcage but misses.
It looked like Barbosa wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
McWrestler shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Barbosa as he avoids it easily. #T1#
McWrestler doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Barbosa counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Antonio Barbosa has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dude McWrestler.
Barbosa bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps McWrestler's head backwards.#ROC#McWrestler is rocked!
Barbosa throws a body shot but no joy.
McWrestler is still on wobbly legs! Can Barbosa finish him?
McWrestler misses with a shot to the body
and Barbosa counters with a good, hard body kick but McWrestler shrugs it off.
McWrestler seems to have recovered his senses.
McWrestler takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
McWrestler avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
McWrestler missing with a left hand there. Barbosa was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
McWrestler has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
McWrestler misses with a lunging right hand
and Barbosa counters with a nice body shot.
McWrestler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Barbosa.
Barbosa misses with a wild body shot.
McWrestler throws the left hand but Barbosa avoids the punch easily.#T2#
Barbosa throws a right and a left that both miss.
McWrestler tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Barbosa throws a half hearted mid kick.
A shot to the body from McWrestler misses
and Barbosa connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McWrestler throws a big shot that misses.
Barbosa was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
McWrestler tests Barbosa's chin there with a solid looking shot.
McWrestler misses with a wild body shot.
McWrestler throws a body shot but no joy.
Barbosa misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McWrestler.
McWrestler takes one to the chin there.
McWrestler pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Barbosa with a hook.#T3#
Barbosa stuffs the takedown.
Barbosa scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. McWrestler doesn't seem bothered though.
McWrestler swings widly with a right hand #KD#
and Barbosa counters with a nice right hand that sends McWrestler toppling to the canvas! McWrestler scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Barbosa finish him?!
Barbosa's hands are dropping dangerously low here and McWrestler connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Barbosa scrambles back to his feet.
McWrestler lands a glancing blow to the side of Barbosa's head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McWrestler takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
McWrestler is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
McWrestler shoots in for a takedown but Barbosa shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
McWrestler swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
McWrestler throws a body punch but Barbosa moves out of range.
A counter left hand to the body from Barbosa misses its target.#TD2#
McWrestler shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Barbosa is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though. #T4#
McWrestler thows a huge punch but Barbosa dodges it nicely.
McWrestler wants to lay and pray for a moment but Barbosa keeps working.
The fighters are battling for position here. Barbosa manages to regain full guard. Nice work. #SUB#
Barbosa working for a triangle but McWrestler defends it easily.
McWrestler works over Barbosa with some ground and pound from guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Antonio Barbosa showed his dominance in that final round.
I think McWrestler has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 29:29
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 28:29
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Dude McWrestler!

Our winner, Dude McWrestler, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

 

Event: CMMA 172 Kennedy v Izanagi     
Date:   Oct 17, 2021
#R1#
McWrestler walks into a jab.
Dukat takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
McWrestler throws a looping overhand right but Dukat ducks down to avoid it.
Dukat drops down looking to force a counter takedown but McWrestler defends it well.
McWrestler lands with a right hand.
McWrestler throws an overhand right that lands on Dukat's shoulder, as Dukat tries to avoid the shot.
McWrestler keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dukat.
McWrestler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dukat was well out of range. Poor timing from McWrestler.
Dukat tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Dukat looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? McWrestler is fending him off so far but Dukat persists. Nope, McWrestler circles away and we're back to standing.
A shot to the body from Dukat misses
and McWrestler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Dukat looks to land a right hand but McWrestler moved out of range.
McWrestler connects with a nice looking jab.
McWrestler connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Dukat throws an uppercut from half a mile away. McWrestler sees it coming and avoids it easily.
McWrestler misses with a looping right.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A telegraphed takedown attempt from McWrestler is defended easily by Dukat.#T1#
McWrestler throws a one two combo.
A slow jab from McWrestler misses its intended target.
Dukat throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck McWrestler on the side of the head.
Dukat is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight. #TD#
McWrestler drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Dukat is trying to control McWrestler's posture but McWrestler avoids it.
McWrestler looks up at the clock and then as Dukat takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, McWrestler smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude! #T2#
McWrestler lands some shots froms side control.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McWrestler working away.
McWrestler working the head with strikes.
McWrestler is looking to take a break and control but Dukat is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
McWrestler lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face. #ROC#Dukat is rocked!
McWrestler is chipping away with strikes.
Dukat is still in real trouble! Can McWrestler finish him?
McWrestler lands a nice forearm strike.
McWrestler lands a strong strike to the head of Dukat. That's dazed him! McWrestler looking to finish here. Dukat is waving his arms around trying to block but he's hurt badly - McWrestler lands more strikes and the referee steps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dude McWrestler!
An out of breath Dude McWrestler thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: CMMA 158 Warrior v McWrestler     
Date:   Sep 17, 2021
#R1#
McWrestler throws a lazy right hand but Warrior sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Warrior misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McWrestler.
A left lands for McWrestler.
Warrior misses with an uppercut.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from McWrestler! But no joy.
McWrestler throws a lazy uppercut
and Warrior counters with a lovely straight right hand!
McWrestler fails with the takedown.
Jab from McWrestler.
McWrestler digs a good hook to Warrior's body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Warrior.
Warrior uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before McWrestler has time to react.
The crowd cheers as McWrestler lands an impressive looking overhand right. Warrior doesn't seem phased though.#TD2#
McWrestler gets a double leg takedown into Warrior's guard.#T1#
McWrestler controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
McWrestler throws a strike but Warrior rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVR#
Warrior sitting in guard here, content to control.
McWrestler scores with a short punch from the bottom.
McWrestler wants to sweep but no luck.
Warrior has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
McWrestler working a defensive guard here. #SU#
Warrior gets to his feet. McWrestler looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son! #T2##TD2#
McWrestler gets a double leg takedown into Warrior's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McWrestler prevents Warrior from getting back to his feet.
Warrior preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Warrior seems keen to control McWrestler's posture.
McWrestler stopping the sweep attempt from Warrior.
McWrestler loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
McWrestler prevents Warrior from getting back to his feet.
McWrestler working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Warrior is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Warrior working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from McWrestler. #T3#
McWrestler trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
McWrestler not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Mental Warrior is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Warrior misses with a wild body shot.
McWrestler looks to land a right hand but Warrior moved out of range.
Warrior lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
A big right from Warrior misses.
McWrestler lands a glancing blow to the side of Warrior's head.
McWrestler walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
McWrestler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Warrior manages to avoid it.
Good standup being displayed there by McWrestler as he connects with a hook.
Warrior misses with a body shot
and McWrestler counters with a nice body shot.
Warrior throws a lazy uppercut
and Warrior takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #T4#
Warrior waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract McWrestler.
McWrestler throws out a counter right but Warrior avoids it with no problem.
Warrior misses with a wild body shot.
McWrestler tries to close the distance and clinch up but Warrior swats him away and circles back towards the center.
McWrestler throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McWrestler moves out of range of the strikes.
McWrestler blocks a jab.
Warrior missing with a left hand there. McWrestler was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Warrior throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nice straight punches there by McWrestler. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of McWrestler.
McWrestler misses with a looping left.
Dude McWrestler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McWrestler moves into range and connects with a jab.
Good shot there by Warrior.#TD2#
McWrestler drives through with a takedown into Warrior's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Warrior wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and McWrestler manages to pass to side control.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2#
Warrior misses the shot to the body.
McWrestler feints the counter takedown.
McWrestler tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
McWrestler with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Warrior to score with a decent uppercut.#TD2#
McWrestler scores with a takedown into Warrior's guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as McWrestler accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
McWrestler trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
McWrestler postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Warrior is controlling McWrestler's posture.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler trying to control the position from guard on top but Warrior is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Warrior is looking to stand up but McWrestler isn't so interested in that idea. #T1#
McWrestler throws a strike but Warrior rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVR#
Warrior wants to control from the top but McWrestler keeps moving.
Warrior postures up.
Dude McWrestler has got the better of the ground game so far.#SU#
Warrior decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on McWrestler, up you get!
McWrestler throws a lazy right hand but Warrior sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Warrior tries to move into range but McWrestler moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
McWrestler cracks Warrior with a right hand to the side of the head.
McWrestler scores with a jab to the body.
Warrior with a hook.
Warrior throws a lazy right hand but McWrestler sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.#T2#
McWrestler listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Warrior jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Warrior paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jab from McWrestler.
Warrior connects with a nice looking jab.
McWrestler gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and McWrestler takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
McWrestler doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
McWrestler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Warrior moves away.
Warrior throws an overhand right that lands on McWrestler's shoulder, as McWrestler tries to avoid the shot.
McWrestler throws an off balance right hand
and Warrior counters with a lovely straight right hand!
McWrestler misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Warrior counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Warrior throws a body punch but McWrestler moves out of range. #T3#
McWrestler doesn't succeed with the takedown
letting Warrior counter with a right hand.
McWrestler darts in trying to clinch
and Warrior counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
McWrestler misses with an uppercut. Warrior saw that one coming.
A jab lands there for Warrior.
McWrestler rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Warrior counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Nice defenses there by Warrior.
A little feinted left hand from Warrior on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Warrior misses with a right hand
and McWrestler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
McWrestler throws a good cross that connects.
McWrestler throws a right hand that misses
and Warrior counters with a nice uppercut.
McWrestler might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.#T4#
McWrestler misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Warrior.
Warrior swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
McWrestler scores with a punch to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Warrior with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling McWrestler to score with a decent uppercut.
McWrestler misses with a takedown attempt
and Warrior counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Mental Warrior has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dude McWrestler.
Warrior just misses with a punch to the body.
Warrior misses with a left hand
and McWrestler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Warrior rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and McWrestler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
McWrestler lands a jab to the nose.
McWrestler loads up on a big right hand but Warrior slips the punch.
Warrior avoids the body shot from McWrestler.
McWrestler lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
McWrestler has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
McWrestler slips under a jab.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Mental Warrior will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!#R3#
McWrestler throws a right hand that misses
and Warrior cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
McWrestler moves to clinch but Warrior breaks away
and Warrior counters with a right hand to the body.
McWrestler shoots in looking for a takedown but Warrior manages to keep the fight standing, pushing McWrestler's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.#TD2#
McWrestler darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
McWrestler is thwarting Warrior's attempts to control the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler prevents Warrior from standing back up.
McWrestler perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there. #T1#
McWrestler is looking to advance position but Warrior won't allow it.
McWrestler not landing any meaningful shots this time.
McWrestler seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Warrior does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Warrior is pressing down on McWrestler's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
McWrestler wants to control from the top but Warrior keeps moving.
Warrior is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Warrior looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
McWrestler connects with a looping right hand. #T2#
A looping hook to the body misses from Warrior. McWrestler does a little dance to reset his feet.
McWrestler getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
McWrestler walks into a stiff left hand from Warrior.
Warrior waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract McWrestler.
McWrestler throws a hook but Warrior blocks it.#TD2#
McWrestler fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Warrior sprawls well initially but McWrestler persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Warrior tries to get to full guard but McWrestler has control of the leg.
McWrestler tries to pass to full mount but Warrior defends it.
Warrior works his way to full guard. Good work.#T3#
Hammerfist, elbow! yells McWrestler's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
McWrestler is working Warrior over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Warrior avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
McWrestler is stalling in the full guard.
McWrestler scoring with some ground and pound.
McWrestler trying to control but Warrior is working from the bottom. #T4#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
McWrestler is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
McWrestler trying to control the position from guard on top but Warrior is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
McWrestler has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
McWrestler passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Warrior is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but McWrestler has just dragged him back down to the mat.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Warrior wants to control but McWrestler postures up.
Warrior is looking to reverse the position.
Warrior on the wrong end of some ground and pound.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dude McWrestler comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think McWrestler has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 28:29
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 28:29
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dude McWrestler!

A relieved looking Dude McWrestler thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: CMMA 149 Wright v Owens     
Date:   Aug 27, 2021
#R1##TD2#
McWrestler tries to sprawl but Kanaani drives through with a takedown into half guard.
McWrestler gets full guard.
McWrestler tries to land a sweep but no joy.
McWrestler has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Kanaani lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
McWrestler thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage.
McWrestler doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
McWrestler throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler keeping moving, preventing Kanaani from controlling successfully.
Kanaani must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
McWrestler throws a nice elbow from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kanaani throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
McWrestler controlling the position.
McWrestler has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.#T1#
McWrestler lands a decent shot there.
Kanaani throwing strikes from guard but McWrestler blocks nicely. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Kanaani has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from McWrestler finds it's way round the side to connect with Kanaani's head.
Kanaani fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and McWrestler has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
McWrestler bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Kanaani's head.
McWrestler lands a nice shot that snaps Kanaani's head back.
McWrestler with a lazy takedown attempt #TD2#
and Kanaani counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Kanaani lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
McWrestler is trying to control the position from the bottom.
McWrestler pulls Kanaani in close to prevent any damage.
Kanaani tries to stand but McWrestler is controlling from the bottom. #T2#
Kanaani preventing the sweep.
McWrestler is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Kanaani trying to control the position from guard on top but McWrestler is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Kanaani working his ground and pound in the gym.
McWrestler lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kanaani avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Kanaani preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
McWrestler trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Kanaani looking to hit a scissor sweep but McWrestler is one step ahead there. #T3#
McWrestler distracts Kanaani with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
McWrestler trying to control the position from guard on top but Kanaani is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #ES2#
Kanaani pushes McWrestler off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Kanaani misses with the combination.
Kanaani waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract McWrestler.#TD#
McWrestler bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.

Kanaani sneaks out the side door and pushes McWrestler away - he's back to his feet. The crowd show their appreciation for the escape.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McWrestler throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd. #T4#
McWrestler fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Kanaani tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Kanaani throws a low kick but it's checked well by McWrestler.
McWrestler throws a body punch but Kanaani moves out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from McWrestler. Kanaani does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kanaani misses with a body shot.
McWrestler attempts a counter takedown but Kanaani avoids it well and moves away.
McWrestler scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
McWrestler misses with a jab to the body #TD2#
and Kanaani counters with a takedown into side control.
Kanaani tries to score with some ground and pound. McWrestler controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Kanaani throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Kanaani lands a decent elbow from side control.
McWrestler wants to control but Kanaani postures up.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Mehdi Kanaani dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!#R2#
McWrestler scores with a jab to the body.#TD2#
Kanaani looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
McWrestler keeps control of the position for the meantime.
Kanaani wants to pass the guard but McWrestler is defending well.
McWrestler controlling the position for now.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kanaani is looking to stall here but McWrestler recovers full guard.
Kanaani throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as McWrestler works some decent striking defense from the bottom. #T1#
Kanaani trying to control but McWrestler is working from the bottom.
McWrestler preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
McWrestler looking to hit a scissor sweep but Kanaani is one step ahead there.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McWrestler utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Kanaani won't allow McWrestler to sweep him here.
McWrestler avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
McWrestler is trying to control the position from the bottom. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
McWrestler lands with a cross. #T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Kanaani throws a hook but McWrestler blocks it.
Kanaani bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A little jabbing left from Kanaani on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
McWrestler is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.#TD2#
Kanaani drives through with a takedown into McWrestler's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.

McWrestler pushes Kanaani off and scrambles back to his feet.
McWrestler throws a predictable looking body shot
and Kanaani counters with a series of strikes. McWrestler will be more careful next time no doubt.
McWrestler swings for the body but Kanaani moves out of range.
McWrestler misses with a takedown attempt
and Kanaani counters with a leg kick. #TD2#
Kanaani fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging McWrestler to the ground. Kanaani is now in McWrestler's guard.
McWrestler has momentary wrist control but Kanaani slips an elbow through the middle.
McWrestler throws a couple of shots from the bottom but they don't land.
McWrestler bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Kanaani's guard. #REVR##T3#
McWrestler throwing strikes from guard but Kanaani blocks nicely.
McWrestler won't allow Kanaani to get back to his feet.
McWrestler trying to control but Kanaani is working from the bottom.
McWrestler looking to control the position here, rather than advance. #T4#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Kanaani controlling McWrestler's posture.
McWrestler with a nice head shot there.
Kanaani trying to control the position here.
McWrestler in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Kanaani really doesn't want to stay on the ground with McWrestler. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Kanaani looking to control. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Mehdi Kanaani will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R3#
Kanaani scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Dude McWrestler is winning the standup battle so far.#TD2#
Kanaani drives through with a takedown into guard.
McWrestler avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
McWrestler is trying to keep Kanaani in close.
McWrestler thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage.
McWrestler has his hands on Kanaani's head, controlling the position.
Kanaani working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR#
McWrestler with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.#T1#
McWrestler trying to control the position from guard on top but Kanaani is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Kanaani is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
McWrestler landing with the ground and pound.
McWrestler wants to control from the top but Kanaani keeps moving.
McWrestler loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
McWrestler controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling. #T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
McWrestler wants to control from the top but Kanaani keeps moving.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Kanaani looking to control. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
McWrestler missing with a left hand there. Kanaani was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Kanaani! But no joy.
McWrestler dives in for a single leg takedown but Kanaani sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
McWrestler leaning against his opponent.
McWrestler has Kanaani pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Kanaani manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing. #TD2#
Kanaani has McWrestler pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Kanaani pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending McWrestler tumbling to the mat - Kanaani dives into McWrestler's guard.#T3#
Kanaani stopping the sweep attempt from McWrestler.
McWrestler trying to control the position.
Kanaani is fighting to break McWrestler's control of his arms but McWrestler is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
McWrestler looking to control.
McWrestler wants to sweep here but Kanaani controlling him for the moment.
McWrestler bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Kanaani's guard. #REVR#
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Kanaani can do anything to dispel that myth.
McWrestler throwing strikes but missing. #T4#
Kanaani is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells McWrestler's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
McWrestler trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
McWrestler throwing strikes but missing.
McWrestler trying to control but Kanaani is working from the bottom.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
McWrestler is stalling in the full guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close third round but Mehdi Kanaani just about did enough to take it.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R4##TD2#
Kanaani closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Kanaani lands in his opponent's guard.
Kanaani working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as McWrestler holds on and takes a little breather.
Kanaani trying to control but McWrestler is working from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kanaani lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Kanaani trying to control but McWrestler is working from the bottom.
Kanaani throwing strikes from guard but McWrestler blocks nicely. #T1#
McWrestler looking to hit a scissor sweep but Kanaani is one step ahead there.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Kanaani postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
McWrestler lands a right hook to the body. #TD2#
Kanaani gets the takedown into side control.
Kanaani in side control lands a decent elbow.
Kanaani wants to control but McWrestler is keeping him busy.
McWrestler manages to get back to half guard.#T2#
McWrestler trying to control from the bottom.
McWrestler keeping control of the position.
McWrestler is looking to improve his position.
Kanaani trying to control the action but McWrestler is working from the bottom.
Kanaani throwing shots but McWrestler is blocking nicely.
Kanaani throwing shots but McWrestler is blocking nicely.
Kanaani lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Kanaani seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but McWrestler does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
McWrestler moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.#T3#
Kanaani throws a big right hand that misses.
McWrestler manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Kanaani manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR#
McWrestler slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Kanaani is looking to stand up but McWrestler isn't so interested in that idea.
McWrestler loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
McWrestler sitting in guard, not really doing much. #T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
McWrestler wants to pass the guard but Kanaani is keeping the position.
Kanaani has his hands on McWrestler's head, controlling the position. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
McWrestler wants to clinch up but Kanaani keeps it at a distance.
Kanaani misses with a body kick.
Kanaani takes one to the side of the head.
McWrestler misses the shot to the body.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Kanaani throws a half hearted mid kick.
McWrestler misses with a hook.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Mehdi Kanaani dominated that fourth round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!#R5#
McWrestler connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Kanaani's hands.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kanaani. McWrestler does a little dance to reset his feet.
McWrestler shoots in for a takedown but Kanaani shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
McWrestler stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Kanaani.#TD2#
Kanaani closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. McWrestler quickly recovers to half guard.
McWrestler missing with punches from the bottom.
Kanaani throwing shots but McWrestler is blocking nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kanaani wants to stand up but McWrestler is controlling the position.
Kanaani is nestled in close to McWrestler, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
McWrestler wants to control but Kanaani is keeping busy. #T1#
Kanaani trying to control the action but McWrestler is working from the bottom.
Kanaani not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
McWrestler is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Kanaani's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Kanaani's back!
Mehdi Kanaani has got the better of the ground game so far.
McWrestler scores with strikes from the back.
McWrestler controlling from the back.
Kanaani is really stuck here.
McWrestler wants to control but Kanaani is keeping busy.
Dude McWrestler has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Mehdi Kanaani is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#T2#
McWrestler is working the ground and pound here and the referee is taking a close look at Kanaani. He must escape soon or this one will be stopped.
McWrestler lands with a nice looking elbow that stuns Kanaani.
Kanaani is very frustrated here, being controlled quite effectively by McWrestler.
McWrestler tries to get the hooks in deep but Kanaani pushed the leg off.
McWrestler controls the position.
Kanaani trying to control but not successfully.
McWrestler lands punches and elbows. #T3#
McWrestler tries to get the hooks in deep but Kanaani pushed the leg off.
Kanaani trying to control but not successfully.
McWrestler struggling to keep hold of the position.
Watch the back of the head! Comes the shout from the referee towards McWrestler.
Kanaani is in a world of trouble here. He's outmatched on the ground here and he'd better get McWrestler off his back sharpish unless he wants to be submitted.
Kanaani covers up after taking a massive shot to the side of the head.
Kanaani is trying to get back to his feet but he's not managed it yet.
Kanaani is in bad spot here. #T4#
McWrestler is looking cool and calm here, just waiting for a good opportunity to attack and finish the fight from this dominant position. #SUB#
Kanaani is staying cool under pressure, defending well against the rear naked choke attempt from his opponent.
McWrestler really has the hooks in deep now - there seems like no escape for Kanaani.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
McWrestler softening up his opponent with strikes here.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dude McWrestler showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Kanaani has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 48:48
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 46:49
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 46:49

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Mehdi Kanaani!

A relieved looking Mehdi Kanaani thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: CMMA XS3 Barkley v McWrestler     
Date:   Aug 05, 2021
#R1##TD2#
McWrestler shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Barkley on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Barkley tries to get out of the position.
Barkley is looking to stand up but McWrestler isn't so interested in that idea.
Barkley wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
McWrestler stopping the sweep attempt from Barkley.
Barkley utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
McWrestler throws a big right hand that misses.
McWrestler slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Barkley is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst McWrestler is controlling him.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.#T1##TD2#
McWrestler closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - McWrestler lands in his opponent's guard.
McWrestler throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Barkley works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
McWrestler connects with a couple of short punches.
McWrestler works over Barkley with some ground and pound from guard.
McWrestler stops Barkley from standing up.
Barkley working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from McWrestler.
McWrestler is looking to work some ground and pound but Barkley has wrist control.
McWrestler postures up in Barkley's guard and throws a big left but Barkley blocks it.
Barkley avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
McWrestler wants to control from the top but Barkley keeps moving. #T2#
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as McWrestler accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Barkley is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
McWrestler is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Barkley has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but McWrestler has passed into side control.
McWrestler controlling the position.
Barkley is looking for a sweep.#T3#
Barkley wants to get back to his feet.
McWrestler happy to just control the position for now. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
McWrestler uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Barkley.
Barkley throws an off balance right hand
and McWrestler counters with a nice body shot.
We've been told by Barkley's head coaches at Primal Concrete Gym that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Barkley stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Barkley throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nick Barkley is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Barkley pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
McWrestler moves into range and connects with a jab.
McWrestler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Barkley manages to avoid it.
Barkley was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
McWrestler just misses with a punch to the body. #T4#
Barkley throws a lazy uppercut
and McWrestler counters with a straight right hand.
Barkley takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Good exchange - McWrestler coming out on top.#CL2#
McWrestler takes the fight into the clinch. #BC#
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Barkley breaks from the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McWrestler throws out a loose jab but Barkley uses good head movement to avoid it.
Barkley lands a nice looking body shot.
McWrestler takes a shot right to the bread basket.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#CL2#
McWrestler drives through and clinches with Barkley against the cage.
McWrestler is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Barkley misses with an elbow over the top.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!#R2#
A jab from Barkley misses.
McWrestler throws out a counter right but Barkley avoids it with no problem.
Barkley avoids the body shot from McWrestler.
Barkley throws a body kick that misses.
Dude McWrestler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Barkley throws a chopping leg kick but McWrestler manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
McWrestler jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
McWrestler shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Barkley pinned against the cage. Barkley gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Barkley swats away the attempt to clinch by McWrestler.
And Barkley counters with a quick kick to the body but McWrestler blocks it.
Barkley misses with a hook. McWrestler ducked under it nicely.
McWrestler misses with a looping left.#T1#
Barkley wants to slow McWrestler down by chopping away at his legs.
McWrestler lands with a nice body punch.
McWrestler lands with a nice body punch.
Barkley throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
McWrestler jabs at Barkley's body.
Barkley dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on McWrestler. That did some damage!
Nice sprawl there from Barkley as McWrestler shoots in.
Barkley fires out a quick counter leg kick but McWrestler just manages to avoid it.
Barkley misses with a hook. McWrestler ducked under it nicely.
McWrestler is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Barkley rather than just go for the knockout.
McWrestler connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Barkley ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McWrestler moves away.
A countering left hand to the body from McWrestler misses.
McWrestler punishes Barkley's body with a nice straight punch.#T2#
Barkley chopping away at his opponent's legs.
An inside leg kick from Barkley misses.
McWrestler connects with a crisp jab.
McWrestler has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McWrestler checks a low kick from Barkley.
McWrestler cracks Barkley with a right hand to the side of the head.
Barkley swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McWrestler with a poor takedown
and Barkley connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Nick Barkley has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dude McWrestler.
Barkley attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
McWrestler slips under a jab from Barkley.
Barkley lands a jab to the head.
McWrestler shoots in looking for a takedown but Barkley manages to keep the fight standing, pushing McWrestler's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Barkley walks into a jab.#T3#
McWrestler looks for a takedown but Barkley sprawls well.
McWrestler misses with a hook. Barkley ducked under it nicely.
McWrestler connects with a nice looking jab.
McWrestler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Barkley.
McWrestler has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
McWrestler connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Barkley's hands.
McWrestler takes a swing at Barkley's ribcage but misses.
Barkley scores with the left hand. McWrestler knows he should have avoided that one.
Barkley throws a leg kick that is checked#TD2#
and McWrestler counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Barkley wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and McWrestler manages to pass to side control. #REVR#
McWrestler sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Barkley defending well though. #T4#
McWrestler with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McWrestler passes into side control, despite Barkley's attempt to control the position.
Barkley taking punishment in the form of punches.
Barkley is trying to get back to half guard.
An elbow from McWrestler crashes against the mat.
McWrestler tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!#R3#
Barkley misses with an uppercut
and McWrestler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Barkley keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
McWrestler misses with a straight right.
Barkley is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
McWrestler blocks a jab.
Barkley scores with a nice head shot.
McWrestler misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Barkley.
It looked like Barkley was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler misses with a body shot
and Barkley counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps McWrestler thinking.
Barkley throws a leg kick #TD2#
and McWrestler counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
McWrestler has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
McWrestler wants to control from the top but Barkley keeps moving.
Barkley is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far. #T1#
Barkley lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR#
McWrestler is looking to sweep but instead, Barkley has passed into half guard.
McWrestler is trying is best to control the position here.
McWrestler trying to control but Barkley postures up.
Barkley wants to get back to his feet.
McWrestler wants to control but Barkley is keeping busy and won't allow it. #T2#
McWrestler flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
Barkley knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for McWrestler on the ground.
McWrestler has his hands clasped together around Barkley's back. He's all about the action.
Barkley is thwarting McWrestler's attempts to control the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McWrestler works his way to full guard. Good work.
Barkley content to stall in guard here.
Barkley has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
McWrestler wants to sweep but no luck.
Barkley postures up. #T3#
McWrestler wants to sweep here but Barkley controlling him for the moment.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Barkley wants to get up but he can't break McWrestler's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
McWrestler checks a low kick from Barkley.
Barkley bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Barkley avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
McWrestler dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Barkley throws a big shot that misses.
McWrestler throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Barkley's waist but Barkley gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing McWrestler off to one side.
McWrestler takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK. #CL2#
McWrestler closes the distance and pushes Barkley back into the cage.
Barkley wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch. #T4#
Barkley misses with a hook from the clinch.
Barkley has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Barkley tries to land knees in the clinch but McWrestler avoids the damage to the body. #TD2#
McWrestler is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Barkley can't fight it off and eventually McWrestler manages to take the fight to the floor. Barkley looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.
McWrestler wants to control from the top but Barkley keeps moving.
Nick Barkley has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#SUB#
Barkley looking for a guillotine here but McWrestler defends easily.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
McWrestler throwing strikes from guard but Barkley blocks nicely.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Dude McWrestler.
Well McWrestler has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 28:30
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 28:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dude McWrestler!

During a confident post fight interview, Dude McWrestler thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

 

Event: CMMA 127 Rockefeller v Maksud     
Date:   Jul 04, 2021
#R1#
Anubis gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
McWrestler looks for a takedown but Anubis sprawls well.
McWrestler scores with a punch to the head.
McWrestler closes the distance but Anubis moves to the side
letting Anubis counter with a right hand.
Anubis seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
McWrestler tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Anubis counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Nice uppercut there from McWrestler.#TD2#
McWrestler looking to score a takedown here. Anubis is defending well but McWrestler drives through and ends up in Anubis's guard.
McWrestler trying to control the position from guard on top but Anubis is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
This has been an exciting period of action!#SUB#
McWrestler avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
McWrestler trying to control the position from guard on top but Anubis is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T1##SUB#
Anubis looking for submissions from the bottom but instead McWrestler passes into half guard.
Anubis is not content to let McWrestler control the position.
Anubis won't allow McWrestler to pass to mount.
Anubis is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
McWrestler thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas. #SUB#
Anubis actively working from the bottom here.#T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Still in half guard, McWrestler seems content to control.
McWrestler missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Anubis is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of McWrestler's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take McWrestler's back!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Anubis keeps control of the position as McWrestler tries to break free.
Anubis is not going to allow McWrestler to sit and survive in this position.
McWrestler is in bad spot here.
McWrestler trying to control but not successfully. #T3#
McWrestler manages to reverse the position and now he's in Anubis's guard. Nice work there by McWrestler.
McWrestler in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
McWrestler content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
McWrestler postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
McWrestler stopping the sweep attempt from Anubis.
McWrestler lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Anubis keeping moving, preventing McWrestler from controlling successfully.
McWrestler won't allow Anubis to sweep him here.
Anubis working a defensive guard here.
McWrestler trying to control the position from guard on top but Anubis is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T4#
McWrestler postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
McWrestler throwing strikes but missing.
McWrestler postures up and lands a big shot to Anubis's brow.
McWrestler not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
McWrestler connects with a couple of short punches.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
McWrestler working some strikes from top position.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells McWrestler's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
McWrestler stays in close to Anubis's body and controls the position.
McWrestler distracts Anubis with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2#
McWrestler getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
McWrestler moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
McWrestler punishes Anubis's body with a nice straight punch.
Anubis throws a looping overhand right but McWrestler ducks down to avoid it.
Good shot there by McWrestler.
McWrestler lands a really nice looking cross but Anubis seems unphased.
McWrestler shoots in but Anubis avoids the takedown attempt easily.
A counter left hand to the body from Anubis misses its target.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts McWrestler, as that shot connected.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler darts in looking for a takedown but Anubis gets double underhooks and turns McWrestler into the cage.
McWrestler thows a left - swing and a miss!
McWrestler with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Anubis takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nice uppercut there from McWrestler.#T1#
McWrestler closes the distance and clinches up with Anubis, looking for a takedown. McWrestler pushes Anubis against the cage but Anubis circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Walad Anubis has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dude McWrestler.
McWrestler moves away from the strike by Anubis.
McWrestler misses with a right hand
and McWrestler takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Anubis moves away from the strike by McWrestler.
Anubis tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A shot to the body from McWrestler misses
and Anubis counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A jab lands there for McWrestler.
McWrestler misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Anubis.
Good exchange - McWrestler coming out on top.
McWrestler scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Anubis doesn't seem bothered though.
McWrestler staying out of range there.
Anubis throws a head kick that misses.
Nice sprawl there from Anubis as McWrestler shoots in.
It looked like Anubis wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.#T2#
McWrestler bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Anubis's head.
McWrestler has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Anubis lands with a straight right. McWrestler didn't see that one coming.
McWrestler misses with a hook. Anubis ducked under it nicely.
Anubis closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Anubis walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Anubis misses with an uppercut.
Anubis takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Anubis misses with a straight right.
McWrestler lands an overhand right.
Dude McWrestler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Anubis takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
McWrestler scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Anubis uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McWrestler.
Anubis takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
McWrestler fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.#T3#
Anubis uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from McWrestler.
McWrestler throws a body shot but no joy.
Anubis tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Decent striking displayed by McWrestler there.
Anubis swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
McWrestler drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Anubis defends it well.
McWrestler shoots and misses
and Anubis counters with a nice uppercut.
McWrestler misses with an uppercut
and Anubis counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #KD#
Anubis drops McWrestler with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but McWrestler looks back up at him and smiles so Anubis waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed. #ROC#McWrestler is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Anubis slaps away a takedown attempt from McWrestler, before circling back to the center of the mat.
McWrestler is still on wobbly legs! Can Anubis finish him?
Walad Anubis is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
McWrestler lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Anubis at a distance.
Anubis misses with a body kick.
McWrestler appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
McWrestler seems to have recovered his senses.
Anubis throws a leg kick but McWrestler sees it coming and moves out of range. #T4#
McWrestler throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Anubis sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Anubis misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
McWrestler shoots in but no luck this time. #TD2#
McWrestler feints and as Anubis raises his hands in defense, McWrestler changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
McWrestler wants to control from the top but Anubis keeps moving.
Anubis is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVR#
McWrestler wants to improve his position but Anubis is controlling well.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
McWrestler manages to get to full guard.
McWrestler wants to sweep here but Anubis controlling him for the moment.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Dude McWrestler will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
McWrestler ducks down and throws a hook to the body.#TD2#
McWrestler shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Anubis manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
McWrestler postures up in Anubis's guard and throws a big left but Anubis blocks it.
Anubis keeping moving, preventing McWrestler from controlling successfully.
McWrestler makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Anubis looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler controlling from the top position.
McWrestler postures up and lands a big shot to Anubis's brow. #T1#
McWrestler trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Anubis avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
McWrestler scoring with punches to the head and body.
McWrestler cracks Anubis with a solid left hand.
McWrestler advances position into side control!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McWrestler lands a decent elbow from side control.
Anubis is not content to let McWrestler control the position.
McWrestler cracks Anubis with a big right hand but Anubis just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Walad Anubis has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
McWrestler looks up at the clock and then as Anubis takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, McWrestler smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Anubis wants to control but McWrestler postures up.
Anubis is not content to let McWrestler control the position.
Anubis tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but McWrestler wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
McWrestler working the ground and pound from side control.
McWrestler is putting a hurting on Anubis here, landing some big shots from side control.
Anubis tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but McWrestler wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control. #T3#
McWrestler scoring with punches and elbows.
McWrestler has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
McWrestler lands a decent elbow from side control. #ROC2#Anubis is rocked!
McWrestler works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Oh Anubis is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
McWrestler looks up at the clock and then as Anubis takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, McWrestler smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Anubis taking a bit of punishment here - McWrestler scoring with strikes.
Anubis wants to control but McWrestler postures up.
McWrestler wants to control but Anubis is keeping him busy.
McWrestler is chipping away with strikes.
McWrestler wants to lay and pray for a moment but Anubis keeps working.
Anubis is looking for a sweep.
Anubis seems to have got his legs back now.#T4#
McWrestler landing strikes.
McWrestler lands some shots froms side control.
McWrestler in side control lands a decent elbow.
Anubis is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Anubis is trying to escape the position but McWrestler is controlling the position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
McWrestler scoring with punches and elbows.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dude McWrestler comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well McWrestler has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 26:30
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 26:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dude McWrestler!

Dude McWrestler decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

 

Event: CMMA 114 Warrior v McWrestler     
Date:   Jun 04, 2021
#R1#
Warrior walks into a stiff left hand from McWrestler.
McWrestler misses the shot to the body.
McWrestler moves away from the strike by Warrior.
Warrior throws a right hand that misses
and McWrestler counters with a left to the body.
Warrior feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits McWrestlers jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Warrior lands a head shot.
Warrior has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Jeffery Epstein Suicide Center in the buildup to the fight.
McWrestler tries to clinch #KD#
and Warrior counters with a crisp right hand that drops McWrestler! Warrior lets McWrestler back up to his feet, looking for a finish!#ROC#McWrestler is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Warrior throws a lazy uppercut
and Warrior takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
McWrestler is still on wobbly legs! Can Warrior finish him?
McWrestler gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Warrior counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A slow jab from McWrestler misses its intended target.
McWrestler seems to have recovered his senses.
Warrior slips a jab and a cross from McWrestler. #KD#
Warrior drops McWrestler with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but McWrestler looks back up at him and smiles so Warrior waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed. #T1#
Warrior throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
McWrestler looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Warrior steps in with a hook that catches McWrestler right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Warrior follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! McWrestler looks absolutely devastated.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mental Warrior!
Mental Warrior gave a mention to PWNAGE in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).

 

Event: CMMA 103     
Date:   May 08, 2021
#R1#
Boudreaux lands a head shot.
Boudreaux takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Boudreaux blocks a jab.
Good leg kick by Boudreaux.
McWrestler misses with an uppercut
and Boudreaux counters with an inside leg kick.
No luck for McWrestler with that takedown attempt.
Gator Boudreaux seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McWrestler stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Boudreaux.
Boudreaux throws the left hand but McWrestler avoids the punch easily.
McWrestler blocks a low kick nicely.
We've been informed that McWrestler has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Boudreaux lands the left hand.
McWrestler fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McWrestler connects with a body shot that sends Boudreaux's belly button to the back.
McWrestler wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Boudreaux on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Boudreaux scores with a punch to the head.
McWrestler lands with a shot to the body.
Nice body punch from McWrestler. #T1#
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by McWrestler.
Boudreaux lands a jab to the nose.
McWrestler scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
McWrestler drops Boudreaux with a huge uppercut! Boudreaux drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. McWrestler is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dude McWrestler!
During a confident post fight interview, Dude McWrestler thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

 

Event: CMMA 97 McWrestler vs Wagner     
Date:   Apr 17, 2021
#R1#
Wagner is looking to slow McWrestler down with leg kicks.
Nice cross by Wagner.
Wagner steps to the side to avoid the strikes from McWrestler.
Wagner now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
McWrestler gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Wagner throws a head kick but McWrestler moves out of range.
Wagner throws a nice inside leg kick.
McWrestler pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
McWrestler misses with a looping left.
McWrestler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Wagner was well out of range. Poor timing from McWrestler.
A nice leg kick from Wagner, right into the meat of the thigh.
McWrestler slips a straight right by Wagner.
Wagner throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Wagner misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McWrestler.
McWrestler moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wagner with the inside leg kick.
Wagner blocks a jab.
Wagner keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot. #T1#
Wagner ducks under a wild hook from McWrestler.
Wagner uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McWrestler.
McWrestler takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
A shot to the body from McWrestler misses
and Wagner counters with a head kick.
McWrestler scores with a jab. Wagner acknowledges it with a nod of the head. #CUT#It looks like Konrad Wagner has been cut.
McWrestler has been working on his boxing with his coaches at CHURCH OF ZOIDBERG TRAINING GROUNDS in the buildup to the fight.
Wagner connects with a crisp jab.
McWrestler has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Wagner.
McWrestler cracks Wagner with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
McWrestler bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Wagner's head backwards.
McWrestler misses with a right hand
and Wagner counters with a nice body kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McWrestler ducks under a wild hook from Wagner.
McWrestler misses with a body punch
letting Wagner counter with a right hand.
McWrestler throws a lazy uppercut
and Wagner counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
McWrestler lands a jab to Wagner's midsection.#T2#
Wagner lands a nice shot to the body.
Wagner tries a head kick but it misses.
McWrestler throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Wagner.
McWrestler shoots for a takedown but Wagner saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
McWrestler misses with a hook
enabling Wagner to counter with a crisp jab.
McWrestler misses with an uppercut
and McWrestler takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Wagner dodges the punch combination from McWrestler.
Wagner looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Dude McWrestler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McWrestler ducks under a wild hook from Wagner.
Wagner staying out of range there.
Wagner takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Wagner swings for the body but McWrestler moves out of range.
Wagner moves out of range as McWrestler strikes.
Wagner scores with a leg kick. #T3#
McWrestler misses with a hook
and Wagner counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
McWrestler's jab looks to have found its range, popping Wagner under the eye.
McWrestler is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
McWrestler checks a leg kick nicely.
A telegraphed right hand from McWrestler misses the target.
Wagner dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on McWrestler. That did some damage!
A nice inside leg kick there by Wagner. That's going to slow McWrestler down.
McWrestler takes a swing at Wagner's ribcage but misses.
Wagner uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before McWrestler has time to react.
Wagner punishes McWrestler's body with a nice straight punch.
Wagner throws a body shot but no joy.
A little feinted left hand from McWrestler on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
McWrestler swings for the body but Wagner moves out of range.
Wagner is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! McWrestler had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
McWrestler uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Wagner has time to react.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wagner looks to score with a jab to the body but McWrestler is just out of range.#T4##TD#
Wagner gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows McWrestler to score an easy takedown into full guard.
McWrestler trying to control the position from guard on top but Wagner is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Wagner preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
McWrestler throws a big elbow that misses.
McWrestler throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Wagner works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
McWrestler throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
McWrestler throwing strikes from guard but Wagner blocks nicely.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Konrad Wagner will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Konrad Wagner's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2#
Wagner fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and McWrestler has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
McWrestler throws a hook but Wagner avoids it easily.
Wagner looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
McWrestler's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Wagner connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! McWrestler scrambles back to his feet.
A jab from McWrestler misses.
Wagner takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Wagner misses with a looping right.
Wagner misses with a body shot.
Wagner stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Wagner wants it to stay on the feet.
Wagner connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wagner lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Wagner throws a low kick but McWrestler avoids it.
McWrestler takes a swing at Wagner's ribcage but misses.
McWrestler misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Wagner.
Wagner keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab. #T1#
McWrestler scores with a shot to the body.
McWrestler looks to land a left hand but Wagner moved out of range nicely.
McWrestler backing away here, and Wagner unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
McWrestler is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
McWrestler fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Wagner looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Wagner connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
McWrestler fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Wagner scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
McWrestler shoots in for a takedown but Wagner shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dude McWrestler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Wagner throws a hook but McWrestler blocks it.
McWrestler on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Wagner. Wagner obviously looking to wear him down.
McWrestler avoids a kick to the body.
McWrestler just misses with a punch to the body. #T2#
Wagner with the inside leg kick.
Wagner avoids the body shot from McWrestler.
Wagner misses with a head kick.
Wagner has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
A head kick from Wagner lands but McWrestler takes it in his stride. #ROC2#McWrestler is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wagner uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McWrestler.
Wagner throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
McWrestler throwing a counter right hand but Wagner manages to avoid it.
Wagner works the jab nicely.
Oh McWrestler is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wagner circles and sees the opportunity to plant his feet and throw a really nice straight left hand that drops McWrestler to the canvas! McWrestler doesn't know where he is but he's trying to survive - Wagner keeps piling on the pressure and forces the referee to step in! This one is aaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:39 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Konrad Wagner!
Konrad Wagner is the new welterweight champion!
Konrad Wagner thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: CMMA 87 Lafayette vs Wagner     
Date:   Mar 13, 2021
#R1#
McWrestler shoots in but no luck this time.
Eric Barnes seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Barnes stuffs the takedown.#TD2#
Excellent takedown into side control there by McWrestler.
McWrestler creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Barnes looks to move to half guard but instead McWrestler has passed into mount! Damn!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Barnes tries to get back to half guard but can't.
McWrestler looking to control but Barnes is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Barnes tries to lock up and control but McWrestler gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Barnes tries to reverse the position but McWrestler maintains control.
McWrestler with the ground and pound from mount. #T1#
Barnes is trying desperately to improve position.
Barnes is working hard here to advance position.
McWrestler tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
McWrestler looking to finish Barnes with some ground and pound. This is bad for Barnes!
Barnes slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
McWrestler slips a nice elbow through Barnes's hands, connecting with Barnes's forehead.
McWrestler prevents Barnes from improving his position.#T2#
McWrestler winds up and cracks Barnes with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Barnes tries to roll over but McWrestler keeps him under control.
Barnes gets back to full guard.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
McWrestler slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
McWrestler connects with a couple of short punches.
McWrestler with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
McWrestler wants to pass the guard but Barnes is keeping the position.#T3##SUB#
Barnes is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. McWrestler is aware though and is defending well.
McWrestler with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Barnes tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Barnes is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
McWrestler stopping the sweep attempt from Barnes.
McWrestler trying to control the position from guard on top but Barnes is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
McWrestler stopping the sweep attempt from Barnes.#T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.#REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
McWrestler tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Barnes defends well and McWrestler ends up having to push Barnes into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Eric Barnes has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dude McWrestler.
Barnes tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and McWrestler is able to avoid easily.
McWrestler ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Barnes throws a right and a left that both miss.
A shot to the body from Barnes misses
letting McWrestler counter with a right hand. #CUT2#It looks like Eric Barnes has been cut.
McWrestler dives in and grabs Barnes's left leg, looking for a takedown. Barnes pushes down on McWrestler's head and hops out.
McWrestler fails with a takedown attempt.
Barnes throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
McWrestler swats away the attempt to clinch by Barnes.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Barnes misses with a double jab.
Barnes throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Barnes fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. McWrestler looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
McWrestler closes the distance and clinches up with Barnes, looking for a takedown. McWrestler pushes Barnes against the cage but Barnes circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Dude McWrestler will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Eric Barnes's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2#
McWrestler looks for a takedown but Barnes sprawls well.
Barnes went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
McWrestler darts in looking for a takedown but Barnes gets double underhooks and turns McWrestler into the cage. #CL#
Barnes closes the distance and clinches.
McWrestler misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Barnes. #TD2#
McWrestler has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Barnes regains guard immediately.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Barnes is on top in guard. #REVR#
Barnes lands a couple of digs.
McWrestler looking to hit a scissor sweep but Barnes is one step ahead there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Barnes passes easily into side control. Nice work.
McWrestler sneaks back into half guard.#T1#
Barnes wants to control but McWrestler is keeping him busy.
Barnes throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Barnes is looking to advance position but McWrestler won't allow it.
McWrestler is trying to get back to full guard.
McWrestler is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Barnes slows the pace down in half guard.
Barnes slips a nice elbow through McWrestler's hands, connecting with McWrestler's forehead.#T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
McWrestler trying to hold on to Barnes's head to control him but Barnes postures up.
Barnes seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but McWrestler does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Barnes with the ground and pound but McWrestler uses the opportunity to regain guard. #SUB2#
McWrestler looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
McWrestler is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Barnes throws an elbow that misses. McWrestler uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Barnes's guard. Nice move by McWrestler!#REVB#
Barnes manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. McWrestler manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR##T3#
McWrestler keeping full guard, as Barnes tries to pass.
McWrestler has control of Barnes's left arm, preventing Barnes from doing any damage.
McWrestler working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Barnes.
McWrestler tries to land a sweep but no joy.
McWrestler keeping moving, preventing Barnes from controlling successfully. #T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
McWrestler wants to sweep here but Barnes controlling him for the moment.
Barnes trying to control but McWrestler is working from the bottom.
Barnes is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because McWrestler is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Barnes stands up over McWrestler, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Barnes trying to control the position from guard on top but McWrestler is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
McWrestler looking for a sweep. Not yet McWrestler, not yet.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Eric Barnes dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Eric Barnes's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R3#
McWrestler fails to land the takedown.#CL#
Barnes closes the distance and pushes McWrestler back into the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from McWrestler.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by McWrestler as Barnes tries to tie him up.
Barnes stalling in the clinch.
Barnes misses with a punch on the inside.
McWrestler lands a left hand.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Barnes.
A short right from Barnes.
Barnes is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
McWrestler misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Barnes.
Barnes avoiding damage as McWrestler throws knees to the body.
A quick uppercut on the inside from McWrestler.
Barnes throws a head punch that misses. #T1#
McWrestler tries to land knees in the clinch but Barnes avoids the damage to the body.
McWrestler has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Barnes seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if McWrestler can turn it around.
McWrestler lands with a short shot to the head.
McWrestler lands a left hand that snaps the head of Barnes backwards.
A short left from McWrestler.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Barnes tries to throw a body punch but McWrestler avoids it by throwing Barnes back against the cage.
McWrestler blocks a body shot from Barnes.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Barnes.
Barnes tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
McWrestler is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Barnes pulls him back up using the underhooks. #TD2#
McWrestler turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and McWrestler manages to end up in side control.
Barnes wants to get back to his feet but McWrestler is dominant here and he's now got Barnes's back!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Barnes tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
Barnes really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Barnes tries to lock up and control but McWrestler gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.#T2#
McWrestler scores with a couple of good head shots there.
McWrestler postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Barnes looks a forlorn figure.
McWrestler trying to control but Barnes is having none of it.
McWrestler lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
McWrestler tries to control but Barnes wriggling away.
Barnes tries to hold on but McWrestler pushes him away.
Dude McWrestler has got the better of the ground game so far.#T3#
Barnes is desperately trying to improve his position but McWrestler has a good base and remains in mount.
McWrestler landing punches. #ROC2#Barnes is rocked!
Barnes tries to reverse the position but McWrestler maintains control.
Barnes takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Oh Barnes is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Barnes is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Barnes seems to have got his legs back now.
McWrestler can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Barnes is looking to escape.
Barnes is desperately trying to improve his position but McWrestler has a good base and remains in mount.#T4#
McWrestler with shots to the head and body - Barnes looks very uncomfortable down there.
Barnes sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Barnes has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. McWrestler is working away from the top position though.
McWrestler scores with a couple of good hammerfists.#CUT2#Eric Barnes's cut is getting worse.
McWrestler is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler really dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Eric Barnes's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R4#
Barnes doesn't manage to clinch there - McWrestler circles away.
Barnes looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Barnes tries to close the distance and clinch but McWrestler swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
McWrestler blocks a jab.
McWrestler shoots in for a takedown but Barnes shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
An attempted straight right counter from Barnes misses the target.#TD2#
McWrestler scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Barnes is trying to escape back to his feet but McWrestler uses the scramble to pass into side control.
McWrestler working away.
Barnes looking for a sweep but McWrestler has passed into full mount! Oh no!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Barnes can't escape the position. #T1#
Barnes manages to regain half guard. Good work.
Barnes is looking for a sweep. McWrestler is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
McWrestler working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Barnes trying to control but McWrestler postures up.
McWrestler lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Barnes is positioning himself well to prevent McWrestler advancing to mount. #T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Barnes trying to control here.
McWrestler wants to lay and pray for a moment but Barnes keeps working.
Barnes on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
McWrestler is pressing down on Barnes's thigh, looking to free his foot. Barnes is holding on for now.
McWrestler scores with a couple of good hammerfists.#SUB2#
McWrestler seems to be looking for submissions. #T3#
Barnes tries to get to full guard but McWrestler has control of the leg.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. McWrestler connects with a nice short shot to Barnes's temple.
Barnes has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. McWrestler is working away from the top position though.
McWrestler scoring with strikes to the body and head.
McWrestler moves into full mount! Barnes won't be happy about that!
McWrestler prevents Barnes from getting the reversal.#T4#
McWrestler working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Barnes gets back to half guard.
Barnes makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Barnes.
McWrestler forces his way into half guard.
Barnes moves into full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McWrestler preventing the sweep.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler dominated that fourth round.
The cut man is working on Eric Barnes's cut.
That's time! Barnes's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!#R5#
Barnes tries to close the distance and clinch up but McWrestler swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Barnes tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. McWrestler manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Barnes with a hook.
Eric Barnes is winning the standup battle so far.
McWrestler tries for a takedown but Barnes sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Barnes scores with a nice right hand.
Barnes tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. McWrestler manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Barnes tries to close the distance and clinch but McWrestler swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. #CL#
Barnes darts in and clinches McWrestler up against the cage.
Barnes misses with some punches.
McWrestler misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Barnes.
McWrestler missing with knees to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Barnes on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Barnes doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Barnes pushes off an throws an elbow but McWrestler leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
McWrestler is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Barnes is defending well for now.
McWrestler tries to land knees in the clinch but Barnes avoids the damage to the body.
Barnes lands with a short head shot on the inside. #T1#
McWrestler lands a right hand that snaps the head of Barnes backwards.
Barnes is trying to stall.
Barnes gets underhooks to prevent McWrestler's takedown attempt.
Barnes tries to throw a body punch but McWrestler avoids it by throwing Barnes back against the cage.
Barnes blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Barnes has had enough of the clinch but McWrestler keeps him there for the moment.
Barnes wants to stall.
McWrestler trying to land knees to the body.
Barnes misses with a punch on the inside.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
McWrestler keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Barnes's efforts to push away.
Barnes on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Barnes holding his opponent close, against the cage. #T2#
Barnes swings wildly with an uppercut but McWrestler uses good head movement to avoid it.
Barnes creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Barnes working aggressively here.
McWrestler lands a shot to the body.
McWrestler blocks a punch to the side of the head. #TD#
Barnes gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - a gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Barnes is looking to take a break and control but McWrestler is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
McWrestler tries to get to full guard but Barnes has control of the leg.
Barnes throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing McWrestler to regain full guard. #T3#
McWrestler keeping moving, preventing Barnes from controlling successfully.
McWrestler trying to control the position here.
Barnes trying to control the position from guard on top but McWrestler is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
McWrestler looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Barnes postures up and lands a big shot to McWrestler's brow.
Barnes pushes down on McWrestler's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Barnes prevents McWrestler from improving his position.#T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
McWrestler trying to hold on to Barnes's head to control him but Barnes postures up.
It looks like Barnes is going to stand back up.
McWrestler makes his way to full guard. A much better position for McWrestler.
McWrestler keeping moving, preventing Barnes from controlling successfully.
Eric Barnes has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Barnes throws a big elbow that misses.

And that's the end of the fight!
Eric Barnes showed his dominance in that final round.
I think McWrestler has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 47:48
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 47:48
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 47:48

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dude McWrestler!

Dude McWrestler is the new welterweight champion!
A very excited looking Dude McWrestler made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
Eric Barnes was interviewed post fight and said 'I appreciate the opportunity. Wasn't my day but I'll be back'.

 

Event: CMMA 79 Dallas vs McWrestler     
Date:   Feb 14, 2021
#R1##TD2#
McWrestler scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
McWrestler is looking to advance position but Dallas won't allow it.
Dallas is trying to get back to full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dallas wants to get back to full guard but McWrestler has mounted him!
Dallas tries to lock up and control but McWrestler gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Dallas's coaches at Training Grounds have been working on his defensive grappling in preparation for this fight so let's see if he can get out of this tricky position.
Dallas is looking to improve his position but McWrestler isn't that keen on the idea.
Dallas tries to lock up and control but McWrestler gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Dallas is looking to get to half guard.#T1#
McWrestler scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Dallas?
McWrestler with shots to the head and body - Dallas looks very uncomfortable down there.
Dallas tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Dallas sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
McWrestler is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dallas gets back to full guard.
McWrestler is in close to Dallas's body, working some short punches and elbows.
McWrestler works a leg free and moves into half guard. #T2#
McWrestler scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Dallas is looking to improve his position.
Dallas is trying to maintain the position but McWrestler is very close to passing his half guard.#SUB#
Dallas is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but McWrestler pulls his head out easily.
McWrestler lands with a punch from half guard.
Dallas moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.#T3#
Dallas controls McWrestler momentarily but McWrestler frees himself.
McWrestler working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Dallas's head.
McWrestler postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.#SUB#
McWrestler got a little sloppy there for a moment and Dallas has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, McWrestler has managed to get both his arms back between Dallas's legs - danger averted.
McWrestler throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
McWrestler slips nicely into half guard.
McWrestler passes into side control, despite Dallas's attempt to control the position.
McWrestler trying to control the action but Dallas is working from the bottom. #T4#
Dallas is trying to get back to half guard.
Dallas is not content to let McWrestler control the position.
Dallas manages to work his way to half guard, despite McWrestler's best efforts.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Dallas trying to hold on to McWrestler's head to control him but McWrestler postures up.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2#
Dallas misses with a right hand #CL2#
and McWrestler counters by clinching up.
McWrestler misses with a punch on the inside.
McWrestler tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
McWrestler misses with a hook to the ribs. #TD2#
McWrestler has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Dallas regains guard immediately.
McWrestler wants to control from the top but Dallas keeps moving. #SUB#
Dallas escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. McWrestler gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. #SUB#
McWrestler got a little sloppy there for a moment and Dallas has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, McWrestler has managed to get both his arms back between Dallas's legs - danger averted.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dallas manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. McWrestler manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR#
McWrestler has his hands on Dallas's head, controlling the position. #T1#
Dallas throws an elbow that misses. McWrestler uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Dallas's guard. Nice move by McWrestler!#REVB#
Dallas manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. McWrestler manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR#
Dallas tries to free his leg and advance position but McWrestler is retaining full guard.
Dallas is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Dallas trying to control but McWrestler is working from the bottom.
McWrestler tries to land a sweep but no joy. #T2#
Dallas is working McWrestler over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Dallas loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Dallas is looking to work some ground and pound but McWrestler has wrist control.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now McWrestler is on top in guard. #REVB#
McWrestler postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
McWrestler stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Dallas swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Dallas is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVR#
Dallas winds up and cracks McWrestler with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dallas is trying to control. McWrestler wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
McWrestler manages to get to full guard. #T3#
McWrestler controls Dallas momentarily but Dallas frees himself.
Dallas lands a couple of elbows.
Dallas working some strikes from top position.
McWrestler bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Dallas's guard. #REVB##SUB#
Dallas is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. McWrestler is aware though and is defending well.
McWrestler looking to pass the guard.
McWrestler is in close to Dallas's body, working some short punches and elbows.
McWrestler is working Dallas over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
McWrestler trying to control the position from guard on top but Dallas is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T4#
McWrestler distracts Dallas with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
McWrestler is looking to work some ground and pound but Dallas has wrist control.
Dallas controls McWrestler momentarily but McWrestler frees himself.
McWrestler content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Dallas wants to sweep but no luck.
McWrestler slips nicely into half guard.
McWrestler lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Ground and pound from McWrestler.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!#R3##TD2#
McWrestler scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Dallas tries to buck McWrestler off but McWrestler is having none of it.
Dallas is trying to control McWrestler's posture but McWrestler avoids it.
Dallas is looking for a sweep.
Dallas sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
McWrestler slips a nice elbow through Dallas's hands, connecting with Dallas's forehead.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dallas works his way to full guard. Good work.
Dallas avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
McWrestler stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Dallas swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Dallas is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVR##T1#
McWrestler avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Dallas.
Dallas is trying to control the action in half guard but McWrestler is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Dallas missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Dallas prevents McWrestler from improving his position.
Dallas thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
McWrestler is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Dallas's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Dallas's back!
McWrestler scores with punches to the body. #ROC2#Dallas is rocked!
McWrestler lands a punch that was close to the back of the head but the ref thinks it's OK.
Oh Dallas is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Dallas looking very determined here, making life difficult for McWrestler.
Korben Dallas has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Dallas seems to have got his legs back now.#T2#
Dallas trying to control the position but McWrestler manages to sink in the hooks.
McWrestler lands a shot to the body.
McWrestler keeps control of the position as Dallas tries to break free.
McWrestler throwing damaging strikes from the back! Dallas could be in trouble here!
Oooh a big shot gets through from McWrestler. Many more shots like that and the referee will have to think about stepping in!
McWrestler is scoring with a succession of shots from the back. Dallas is covering up - he's had enough and the ref steps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dude McWrestler!
A victorious Dude McWrestler thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: CMMA 62 Carter vs Horse     
Date:   Dec 27, 2020
#R1#
Athram slaps away a takedown attempt from McWrestler, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Athram is looking for a counter combo.
McWrestler darts in looking for a takedown but Athram gets double underhooks and turns McWrestler into the cage.
A little feinted left hand from Athram on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.#TD2#
McWrestler bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
McWrestler lands a decent elbow from side control.
McWrestler grinds an elbow into Athram's temple.
McWrestler tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
McWrestler grinds an elbow into Athram's temple.
Athram tries to control the position but he's not in luck - McWrestler easily slips into full mount!
McWrestler unloading with bombs!
McWrestler throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Athram can't escape the position. #T1#
McWrestler landing strikes from the mount.
McWrestler scoring with strikes but Athram is staying in there. #ROC2#Athram is rocked!
McWrestler looking to finish here with some ground and pound. He lands one big shot that has Athram covering up... and two more big strikes land, forcing the referee to step in and put and end to proceedings! This fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dude McWrestler!
A very excited looking Dude McWrestler rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.

 

Event: CMMA 50 Gouveia vs Champion     
Date:   Nov 15, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Doner fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
McWrestler fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Decent striking displayed by Doner there.
Doner misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McWrestler.
A big left from Doner misses.
Horrible takedown attempt by McWrestler or perhaps it was just good defense by Doner, which made it look bad.
An attempted straight right counter from Doner misses the target.
Doner keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Doner is looking for a counter combo.
Skop Doner has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dude McWrestler.
Nice sprawl there from Doner as McWrestler shoots in.#TD2#
McWrestler scores with a takedown into Doner's guard.
McWrestler stopping the sweep attempt from Doner.
McWrestler postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.#SUB#
Doner looking for subs off his back but McWrestler has passed one foot through into half guard.
McWrestler wants to take a breather but Doner is having none of it. #T1#
McWrestler landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
McWrestler trying to control the action but Doner is working from the bottom.
McWrestler thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
McWrestler has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
McWrestler thows a huge punch but Doner dodges it nicely.
Doner wants to get back to full guard.
McWrestler missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Doner is trying to control but McWrestler manages to pass to mount!
McWrestler trying to control but Doner is having none of it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McWrestler with shots to the head and body - Doner looks very uncomfortable down there. #T2#
Doner is desperately trying to improve his position but McWrestler has a good base and remains in mount.
McWrestler lands a big elbow.
McWrestler prevents Doner from getting the reversal.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw McWrestler working his ground and pound in the gym.
McWrestler avoids the attempt from Doner to control.
McWrestler scoring with strikes but Doner is staying in there.
McWrestler lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McWrestler wants to control the pace but Doner is squirming around nicely.
Doner is looking to get to half guard.#T3#
McWrestler landing punches.
Doner working to try and regain half guard.
McWrestler connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
McWrestler putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!#ROC2#Doner is rocked!
McWrestler working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Oh Doner is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
McWrestler trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Doner tries to lock up and control but McWrestler gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Doner seems to have got his legs back now.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Doner keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Doner tries to lock up and control but McWrestler gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.#T4#
McWrestler is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Doner can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Doner is working to get back to half guard.
BOOM! McWrestler connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Doner is working to get back to half guard.
A nice elbow there by McWrestler.
McWrestler with a couple of short strikes.
McWrestler trying to control but he's not successful this time.
McWrestler lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
A nice elbow there by McWrestler.
McWrestler postures up and connects with a big shot that has rocked Doner badly. He's trying desperately to grab hold of McWrestler around the waist but McWrestler pushes him off and unloads with more strikes, forcing the referee to jump in and save him! McWrestler is the winner by TKO! McWrestler jumps onto the cage and shouts into the camera. "We did it momma!"

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dude McWrestler!
Dude McWrestler spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.

 

Event: Empire: XI     
Date:   Aug 22, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McWrestler shoots in looking for a takedown. McDowe tries to sprawl out of it but McWrestler keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. McDowe manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
McDowe looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
McDowe leaves McWrestler with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
McDowe lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
McWrestler walks into a straight right hand from McDowe.#CL2#
McWrestler closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
McWrestler working some nice short punches in the clinch.
McWrestler looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.#TD2#
McWrestler wants the takedown. McDowe is fighting it off but McWrestler persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in McDowe's guard against the cage.
McDowe is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
McDowe is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
McWrestler trying to control but McDowe is working from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McWrestler cracks McDowe with a solid left hand.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T1#
McDowe trying to control the position.
McDowe is trying to hold McWrestler in close to prevent damage but McWrestler has managed to pass into half guard.
McDowe trying to hold on to McWrestler's head to control him but McWrestler postures up.
McWrestler is figuring out what he wants to do next.
McWrestler trying to pass the guard but McDowe defending well. #T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
McWrestler with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
McDowe tries to regain full guard. Instead though, McWrestler has advanced to mount. Uh oh.
McWrestler working McDowe over with strikes here. #T3#
McDowe tries to lock up and control but McWrestler gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
McWrestler looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
McDowe tries to lock up and control but McWrestler gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
McWrestler raining down hammerfists from mount.#ROC2#McDowe is rocked!
McWrestler postures up and throws a big right hand. BOOM! Right on the button! McDowe is out cold - huge knockout for McWrestler!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Dude McWrestler!
Dude McWrestler decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.

 

Event: Empire: 8     
Date:   Jul 11, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Machado scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.#TD#
McWrestler looking to score a takedown here. Machado is defending well but McWrestler drives through and ends up in Machado's guard.#SUB2#
Machado is working actively from the bottom, looking for submissions. He's escaped his hips to the side and he's going for an armbar! McWrestler has his hands clasped together but Machado extends and breaks McWrestler's desperate grasp, forcing a tap out due to armbar! Nice BJJ displayed there by Machado.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Enrique Machado!
During a confident post fight interview, Enrique Machado thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

 

Event: Empire: 6     
Date:   Jun 14, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McWrestler tries to clinch
and Chiddell counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
McWrestler changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Chiddell tries to avoid it but McWrestler manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Chiddell to the ground. Chiddell escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
McWrestler fails with the takedown
and Chiddell counters with a nice uppercut.
Chiddell digs a good hook to McWrestler's body.
McWrestler needs to keep his hands up - Chiddell had a free shot at his head there.
McWrestler shoots in for a takedown but Chiddell shows good takedown defense.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dude McWrestler. That's going to take a lot out of him.#TD#
McWrestler gets a takedown into half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McWrestler trying to control from half guard but Chiddell is working away. #SUB#
McWrestler is looking for a kimura but Chiddell is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for McWrestler to get the leverage.
McWrestler wants to take a breather but Chiddell is having none of it. #T1#
Chiddell is trying to stand up here but McWrestler is controlling him well.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with McWrestler in particular looking to stall.
McWrestler stops Chiddell from getting back to his feet.
McWrestler passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Chiddell! #SUB#
McWrestler has control of Chiddell's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Chiddell regains control of the situation pretty easily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McWrestler takes Chiddell's back. Could be looking for a rear naked choke here - either way, Chiddell is in trouble. #T2##SUB#
McWrestler is persistently looking for the submission but Chiddell is defending it well. #SUB#
McWrestler is working really hard to secure the rear naked choke. Chiddell defends successfully for a significant amount of time. Both fighters are looking very determined.
The crowd hopeful of a finish here - McWrestler's supporters are on their feet, screaming for him to go for the rear naked choke. #SUB#
Chiddell fending off the submission attempt from McWrestler. #T3#
The crowd hopeful of a finish here - McWrestler's supporters are on their feet, screaming for him to go for the rear naked choke. #SUB#
McWrestler is working for the rear naked choke. He has one arm under the chin but Chiddell has hold of the other arm. A bit of a stalemate here. #SUB#
McWrestler has his opponent's back and is working for the choke. #SUB#
McWrestler looking to break Chiddell's wrist control so he can sink in the choke. Chiddell remaining controlled and patient though - he really has to keep calm otherwise McWrestler will wrap this one up with the rear naked choke!#T4#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Chiddell trying to get back to his feet but McWrestler is in full control for now. #SUB#
Chiddell is staying cool under pressure, defending well against the rear naked choke attempt from his opponent. #SUB#
Chiddell defending nicely against the rear naked choke attempt. #SUB#
McWrestler is remaining active here, looking for the choke. The more discerning members of the crowd will appreciate his efforts.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB#
McWrestler looking for the choke but no joy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Dude McWrestler will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2##CL#
McWrestler clinches up with Chiddell and pushes him back against the cage.
McWrestler jumps guard but Chiddell stands there with McWrestler around his waist. McWrestler gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
McWrestler tries to score a body lock takedown but Chiddell shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
McWrestler is working for takedown but Chiddell is calmly controlling the position for now.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dude McWrestler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
McWrestler wants a takedown but no success here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD2#
Chiddell has hold of one of McWrestler's legs. McWrestler is fighting the takedown attempt but Chiddell gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.#SUB#
McWrestler has his foot on Chiddell's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Chiddell works his way back into a safe position though.
McWrestler wants to sweep here but Chiddell controlling him for the moment.
McWrestler trying to control the position. #T1#
McWrestler is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control. #SUB#
McWrestler throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
McWrestler controlling the position.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
McWrestler shoots in but doesn't get the takedown #KD2#
and Chiddell counters with a crisp right hand that drops McWrestler! Chiddell lets McWrestler back up to his feet, looking for a finish!#ROC2#McWrestler is rocked!#T2#
McWrestler looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
McWrestler looks up at the clock. Bad move! Chiddell lands a right hand from hell, dropping McWrestler. Chiddell pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:23 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Luck Chiddell!

 

Event: Testing1     
Date:   Apr 15, 2020
#R1#
Both fighters are only really looking to counter, so after a good 30 seconds of circling eachother endlessly, the referee has stepped in and told them both to be more aggressive.#TD#
One dives in and scores a takedown into McWrestler's guard.
One wants to control from the top but McWrestler keeps moving.
McWrestler seems keen to control One's posture.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
One looking to sit in guard and control but McWrestler gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB##T1#
McWrestler is stalling in the full guard. #SUB#
One has an active guard here but McWrestler has managed to pass into half guard.
One is trying to get back to full guard.
McWrestler not doing much here. #T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
One wants to control the action here but instead McWrestler manages to pass to full mount!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McWrestler avoids the attempt from One to control.
McWrestler sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
It looks like McWrestler might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.#T3#
More stalling from McWrestler.#T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
One is looking to improve his position but McWrestler isn't that keen on the idea.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dude McWrestler comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well McWrestler has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Glass scores the fight 9:10
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 9:10
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 9:10

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dude McWrestler!

An out of breath Dude McWrestler thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

 
 
 
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