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"Theo Von" Theodor Capitani Von Kurnatowski Iii (409884) |
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Theo Von stumbled into MMA after mistakenly signing up for a “cage-free” chicken fighting league, only to realize he was the chicken. Born in Louisiana, he first gained fame on reality TV before making people laugh with his absurd, unfiltered storytelling. But after realizing stand-up doesn’t pay hospital bills, he took his mullet to the cage—armed with street smarts, unverified Muay Thai, and the ability to confuse opponents mid-fight with wild bayou tales. |
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2025-05-17- will receive Amped Energy Drink from manager in 3 days. 2025-05-14- will receive Big Trunks from manager in 3 days. 2025-04-16- Theodor Capitani Von Kurnatowski Iii celebrated his birthday - 19 today! 2025-04-13- Moved base to New York 2025-03-03- will receive Reduce Energy Loss 160Q from manager in 3 days. 2025-03-03- Received Warpath Wear Logo T-Shirt - White (Quantity : 50) 2025-02-28- will receive Reduce Energy Loss 160Q from manager in 3 days. 2025-02-25- Bought Reduce Energy Loss 160Q for $100 at HARDTACK 2025-02-06- will receive Stimulant-x from manager in 3 days. 2025-02-05- Bought Savage Strength Gain 160Q for $99 at Dangerous Nutrition
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