Tsuna Resler, a tuna wrestler from Japan, had a serious problem: he couldn’t swim. This made his job a bit tricky since, you know, tuna are found in water. After multiple failed attempts—mostly him flailing around while the tuna casually swam away—Tsuna realized he had no future in aquatics. So, he switched to MMA, where, ironically, the only thing he had to fight was gravity. Spoiler: he is still terrible, but at least he doesn’t need to get in water. |
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