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"Theo Von" Theodor Capitani Von Kurnatowski Iii (409884) |
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Theo Von stumbled into MMA after mistakenly signing up for a “cage-free” chicken fighting league, only to realize he was the chicken. Born in Louisiana, he first gained fame on reality TV before making people laugh with his absurd, unfiltered storytelling. But after realizing stand-up doesn’t pay hospital bills, he took his mullet to the cage—armed with street smarts, unverified Muay Thai, and the ability to confuse opponents mid-fight with wild bayou tales. |
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Tran MMA Gym |
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Gym
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Brand new |
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2025-02-06- will receive Stimulant-x from manager in 3 days. 2025-02-05- Bought Savage Strength Gain 160Q for $99 at Dangerous Nutrition 2025-02-05- Received Kick Warpath T-Shirt (Quantity : 1) 2025-02-05- will receive Baby Thor’s Milk 160Q from manager in 3 days.
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