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 Just like every morning, Adim woke up, took a piss, instantly chuckled when he thought of Pisswater, then made his way over to the sink and brushed his teeth, stuck a pick in his hair, grabbed his bag and made his way to the gym. He thought about his deodorant, but upon reflection decided that deodorant was for pussies and he wanted Nati to smell the manliness of his body odor.
Living only three blocks away from the gym, Adim did a quick jog to the gym, circling each of the three blocks for good measure. When he walked into the gym, there were a few fighters scattered throughout already getting their work in, but none of his sparring partners. "Damn it Nati, must be pissing out last night." Adim mumbled to himself. He knew he didn't need to rely on those guys anyways, he's the baddest after all.
Adim is doing some conditioning when Nati and Saggy walk in together laughing. "Are you two a thing now?" asked Adim. "Sho Nuff!" Nati said a
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Our last weekly review went down well. Got some good mails about it and a few of you have been posting in the Smack Talk thread which I love to see. This week we've managed to have 3 straight events over a 70 rating. Highland 8 was the first event with a very solid profit, so we've paid off the initial loan and have LOADS of arenas booked and fight offers flying out. Some of those upcoming fights feature inaugural title shots as well, so we have an exciting couple of weeks ahead.
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Episode V: My Huckleberry Friend, Katharine … no wait, Audrey Hepburn
Friday March 12th – 12:40PM
It’s a well known fact that Katharine and Audrey Hepburn, though they share an uncommon last name, are, in fact, unrelated. Two of the greatest actresses in the history of cinema from opposite sides of the pond . I mean, what are the odds? Infinitesimally small is what I figure, but what do I know? A lovelier woman you’ll never see, am I right? Audrey I’m talking, not Katharine.
The two crows had been sitting astride the highway most of the morning, picking at the remains of a squirrel that had either fallen from the power pole, or been electrocuted by it. Same difference to Gus and a free meal was a free meal so he wasn’t ab
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 Former child star, turned most hated person in Hollywood, turned MMA pro.
Bruce Leroy; Birth name Brucie Kibbutz Leroy-Vutton-Smith, first rose to fame as "Lenny Mills" on the hit Television show "Contemporary Household". Portrayed as your average lovable and energetic child, fans would come to adore him as he played Lenny for all 5 Seasons of the hit sitcom. He would go onto play some other roles in movies mostly voice acting roles, notably Eddy in "An Insects Life", and Robo-Boy in "Earth to reverberations". However once Bruce turned 11 his roles would start to decline and his popularity would dwindle, when Bruce was 16 he would be offered a supporting role in the Movie "Artemis Repulsive" after not appearing on screen for nearly 2 years, in which he would decline, later stating in an interview "I think acting is stupid" and going even further saying "People like to portray us as if we are some sort of spectacle but when we mess up even a little, we are the most horr
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 Preview Prepared by Cheorge Guvalo (133318)
Organization: Island Xtreme Fighting
Date: 13 Mar 2021
City: The Island (17:00 GMT)
Arena: Paddy O'Malleys Bar - The Island (700)
Big Steven Petitpas back with another Island Xtreme Fighting preview. We can’t talk about IXF II without first commenting on the colossal success that was IXF I. Have you ever, in your unfortunate lives, seen such a positive response to an opening event than what we saw last week at IXF I? No losers to fine anywhere … except the Powaaah family. A horrible setback to their collective Island careers after going 0-an-4 to start things off. Clubber Winger could not be angrier at the way things shook down for his team. But, like the Powaaah family, we’re here to look forward and not dwell on the pass, so let’s get down to business.
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Mixed Martial Arts Fighter - Marcus Behnder / Mixed Mar
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Light Heavyweight - Buddy Barnett (0-0) Vs Philip Cross (0-1)
Philip "Crosser" Cross suffered a devastating loss in his debut on the independent circuit. Losing in a little over a minute meant that he didn’t get to show off his skills and that’s exactly what he looked to do in his promotional debut.
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 At Apocalypto Supplements we are PROUD to announce our BRAND NEW 160 QUALITY weight loss steroid ANAVAR-20.
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Anavar-20 is a new weight loss steroid. Normally, our 160Q products are priced at $200 for 14 day supply, but once this new product arrives, we are going to have it on sale for $150/14 day. This sale will last 2 weeks, then the price will go back to the normal 160Q/$200 price. Here is a little about our new product:
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Fat Loss: Without question, male or female one of the best times to supplement with Anavar will be during the cutting phase. This will also be the most common purpose of use as the vast majority who use anabolic steroids participate in no competitive sports taking them out of the athletic enhancement category in an official sense. Due to its powerfu
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 Vladimir is a Russian street fighter who loves to smash people with his bare hands. He is called "The Bomb" in Russia because of the enormous power in his hands, that sent his last opponent in coma for 6 months. He is a former Division 1 wrestler and a Silver medalist in Olympics that turned into a striker after Graduation. Now Vlad is planning to showcase his skills in MMA under the organization Madness MMA. |
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