PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Glenn Greenwald (ranked 4185 p4p, 2222 weight class) and Benny The Bouncer (ranked 80 p4p, 46 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Greenwald
vs
The Bouncer

183 cm
29
176
10 - 10 - 0

182 cm
28
178
5 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Conviction
Voodoo Nutrition

FF Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Glenn Greenwald!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Benny The Bouncer!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Roosa Järviläinen and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Greenwald on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Greenwald looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
The Bouncer throws a jab but it's blocked by Greenwald.
The Bouncer lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Greenwald uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by The Bouncer.
Greenwald takes one on the button.
A left and a right from The Bouncer both land. Nice combination.
Greenwald has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Greenwald walks into a jab.
Greenwald swinging wildly here.
The Bouncer connects with a body shot that sends Greenwald's belly button to the back.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Bouncer lands a glancing blow to the side of Greenwald's head.

Greenwald is rocked!
The Bouncer feints a kick and comes over the top with a right hand, followed by a left hook - both land, sending Greenwald crashing to the mat! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Benny The Bouncer!
A victorious Benny The Bouncer thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.