PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Kurt Cobain (ranked 358 p4p, 593 weight class) and Schmedgar Dimms (ranked 60 p4p, 89 weight class). Cobain comes to the cage accompanied by Smells Like Teen Spirit. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Cobain
vs
Dimms

178 cm
30
158
20 - 13 - 0

175 cm
30
156
23 - 9 - 0

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Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kurt Cobain!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 9 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Schmedgar Dimms!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Donald Grub and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice jab there from Cobain.
Cobain tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dimms was well out of range. Poor timing from Cobain.
Dimms finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
It looked like Cobain wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Cobain throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dimms throws out a counter right but Cobain avoids it with no problem.
Cobain misses with a looping left.
Cobain connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Dimms momentarily.
Dimms staying out of range there.
Dimms walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Cobain checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Dimms tries to land a front kick but Cobain steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Cobain misses with an uppercut. Dimms saw that one coming.

Cobain closes the distance and clinches.
Dimms blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

Dimms manages to break the clinch.
Cobain tests Dimms's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Cobain fails in his attempt to clinch.
Dimms swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Jab from Cobain.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dimms. Cobain does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cobain swings for the body but Dimms moves out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cobain swings for the body but Dimms moves out of range.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Cobain blocks a jab.
Dimms misses with a body kick.
Dimms tests Cobain's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Cobain slips under a jab from Dimms.
Cobain avoids a low kick by using good footwork.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cobain chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Cobain is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dimms.
The fighters circling - Cobain throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dimms tries to work over Cobain's front leg with a kick but Cobain checks it.
Cobain misses with a hook. Dimms ducked under it nicely.
Dimms gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Cobain.
Cobain waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dimms.
Cobain steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dimms.
Cobain uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dimms.
Cobain lands a nice leg kick that just misses Dimms's sensitive parts.
Dimms tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Cobain is able to avoid easily.
Dimms connects with a crisp jab.
Dimms looks to land a right hand but Cobain moved out of range.
Cobain has been working on his boxing with his coaches at BRAZILIAN TOP TEAM in the buildup to the fight.
Cobain throws a body punch but Dimms moves out of range.
Dimms misses with a low kick.
Cobain was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Cobain is looking to clinch but Dimms is avoiding it.
Cobain looks to land a right hand but Dimms moved out of range.
Cobain lands a nice looking body shot.
Dimms throws a hook but Cobain blocks it.
Cobain lands with a shot to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dimms misses with a leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dimms takes a swing at Cobain's ribcage but misses.
Dimms blocks a jab.
Dimms takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Dimms slips a jab from Cobain.
Cobain tries to clinch up.
Dimms throws a hook but Cobain blocks it.
Cobain tries to clinch but Dimms moves out of range.
Dimms tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cobain was well out of range. Poor timing from Dimms.
Dimms misses with a looping left.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cobain. Dimms does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dimms loads up on a big right hand but Cobain slips the punch.
Cobain wants to clinch up but Dimms keeps it at a distance.
Cobain keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
A decent looking cross lands there for Dimms.
Cobain with a jab.
Dimms swats away the attempt to clinch by Cobain.
A jab from Cobain misses.
Nice defenses there by Cobain.
A punch lands to the side of Dimms 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Cobain tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dimms swats him away and circles back towards the center.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dimms throws a low kick, looking for Cobain's leg but Cobain calmly moves out of range.
Dimms throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dimms. Cobain does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cobain lands an overhand right.
A bone on bone clash there as Cobain blocks the leg kick.
An attempted straight right counter from Cobain misses the target.
Dimms slips a jab from Cobain.
Cobain is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Cobain throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dimms sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dimms uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Cobain.
Dimms thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dimms throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dimms displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cobain throws out the jab.
Cobain misses with a looping right.
Dimms waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Cobain.
Cobain scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Dimms misses with a body kick.
Cobain bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dimms misses with a low kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cobain. Dimms does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dimms displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cobain throws out the jab.
Cobain thuds a left hand into Dimms's body.
Cobain tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dimms swats him away and circles back towards the center.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dimms throws a body shot but no joy.
Cobain throws an off balance right hand
and Dimms connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cobain circles away from the clinch attempt.
Cobain rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Dimms makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Cobain staying out of range there.
Dimms takes one to the chin there.
Cobain misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dimms.

Cobain drives through and clinches with Dimms against the cage.
Cobain misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cobain fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dimms works on Cobain's body with a couple of short punches.
Cobain tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cobain has a couple of punches blocked by Dimms.
Cobain misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dimms lands a left hand.
A nice left hand lands by Dimms.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dimms goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A hook to the body from Dimms.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Cobain.
Dimms tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dimms goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Kurt Cobain dominated that round.
That's time! Cobain's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Dimms throws a hook but Cobain blocks it.
The fight stays on the outside here - Cobain looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Cobain slips a straight right by Dimms.
Cobain lands with a cross.
Dimms walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Cobain checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Dimms steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cobain.
Cobain takes a swing at Dimms's ribcage but misses.
Cobain doesn't manage to clinch there - Dimms circles away.
Dimms displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cobain throws out the jab.
Cobain throws a jab but it's blocked by Dimms.
Cobain moves out of range of the strikes.
Cobain takes one to the chin there.
Cobain connects with a body shot.
Dimms slips a jab from Cobain.
A countering left hand to the body from Dimms misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A telegraphed right hand from Dimms misses the target.

Cobain drives through and clinches with Dimms against the cage.
Cobain tries to throw a body punch but Dimms avoids it by throwing Cobain back against the cage.
Dimms looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
A short right from Cobain on the inside.
Dimms swings wildly with an uppercut but Cobain uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dimms blocks an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cobain blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cobain takes a shot to the head.
Cobain prevents a body shot from Dimms.
Dimms working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Cobain makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Cobain misses with a body punch.
Cobain doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dimms has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Cobain seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Dimms can turn it around.
A short left from Cobain.
Cobain lands a shot to the body.
Dimms is trying to break the clinch but Cobain is controlling him.
Cobain keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Dimms's efforts to push away.
Cobain stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dimms.
Dimms lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A short uppercut from Cobain.
Cobain lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Dimms or not.
Still in the clinch, Cobain scores with a nice short uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dimms blocks a body shot from Cobain.
Cobain lands with a left to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cobain lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Dimms.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cobain.
Cobain lands a body punch in the clinch.
Dimms is breathing heavily.
Cobain misses with a punch on the inside.
Cobain lands with a right to the head.
Cobain misses with a body punch.
Cobain misses with a hook from the clinch.
Good body shot from Cobain.
Dimms blocks a body shot from Cobain.
Cobain has a couple of punches blocked by Dimms.
Cobain works on Dimms's body with a couple of short punches.
Schmedgar Dimms has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Cobain misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cobain is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Dimms can do to turn this around?
Cobain lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Dimms or not.
A right handed body shot lands from Cobain.
Cobain lands with a right to the head.
Cobain lands a left hand.
Cobain lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Cobain lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Cobain swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cobain misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cobain tries to throw a body punch but Dimms avoids it by throwing Cobain back against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dimms misses with a shot to the kidneys.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cobain.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dimms.
A head punch on the inside from Cobain fails to land.
Cobain tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dimms lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dimms misses with the head strike.
Dimms misses with some punches.
Cobain lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Cobain tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dimms throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Cobains head.
Dimms digs a right hand underneath Cobain's ribcage. Cobain let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Cobain misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cobain lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Dimms backwards.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cobain.
Cobain throws a punch but it's blocked by Dimms.
A nice left hand lands by Dimms.
Cobain lands an uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dimms is working Cobain over against the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Cobain.
Cobain fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dimms tries to work over Cobain's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Cobain tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Cobain gets through Dimms's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Cobain goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dimms blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cobain tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dimms struggles to land a body shot inside as Cobain controls his hands.
Dimms pushes Cobain back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Cobain working aggressively here.
Cobain lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Dimms backwards.
Cobain tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Cobain is working Dimms over against the cage.

Dimms breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Dimms misses with an attempted mid kick.
Dimms finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dimms misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Cobain.
Cobain clobbers Dimms with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Cobain keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dimms.
Cobain takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Kurt Cobain dominated that second round.
That's time! Cobain's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Cobain ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dimms moves away.
A swing and a miss from Dimms.
Cobain fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Dimms on the side of the head.
Cobain tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dimms swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Dimms avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Dimms on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Cobain scores with a crisp jab that stopped Dimms in his tracks.
Dimms keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Dimms.
Cobain staying out of range there.
Cobain tries to clinch but Dimms moves out of range.
Cobain cracks Dimms with a good jab.
Donk. Cobain catches Dimms right on the button with a cross.
Cobain lands a jab.
Cobain finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cobain fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
A cross from Cobain lands.
Kurt Cobain is winning the standup battle so far.
Dimms misses with a wild body shot.
Cobain throws a leg kick but Dimms sees it coming and moves out of range.
The fighters circle momentarily. Cobain darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dimms misses with an uppercut.
Dimms attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Cobain was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Cobain, as that shot connected.
Dimms has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Jab by Dimms.

Cobain closes the distance and pushes Dimms back into the cage.
Dimms is trying to force a seperation but Cobain has the dominant position.
Cobain has a couple of punches blocked by Dimms.
Cobain misses with a punch on the inside.
A short right from Cobain on the inside.
Cobain blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cobain can't find room to land a body shot as Dimms controls the action.
Cobain throws a punch but it's blocked by Dimms.

Dimms pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Cobain with a nice cross.
Cobain checks the leg kick nicely there.
Dimms throws a sloppy head kick and Cobain moves out of range easily.
Cobain moves out of range of the strikes.
Cobain darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cobain fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Dimms on the side of the head.
Cobain moves out of range of the body kick from Dimms.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A jab from Cobain does it's job there.
Cobain wants to clinch.
Cobain jabs Dimms right on the nose. Dimms blinks but takes it well.
Dimms walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Dimms lands a front kick.
Dimms throws a hook but Cobain blocks it.
Dimms waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Cobain.
Dimms shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Kurt Cobain is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Dimms tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Cobain is able to avoid easily.

Dimms closes the distance and clinches.
Dimms lands with a left to the head.
Dimms working hard to break the clinch.
Dimms misses with a short punch on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cobain blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dimms tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dimms misses with a body punch.
Cobain blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cobain stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Cobain lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Dimms has a couple of punches blocked by Cobain.
Dimms doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dimms misses with a hook to the ribs.
Nice body punch from Cobain - that landed with a thud.
Dimms lands a left hand.
Dimms doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dimms misses with some punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dimms has a couple of punches blocked by Cobain.
Cobain blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dimms misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dimms struggles to land a body shot inside as Cobain controls his hands.
Dimms doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dimms misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dimms struggles to land a body shot inside as Cobain controls his hands.
Cobain throws a head punch that misses.
A short left from Dimms.
Dimms tries to circle away but Cobain has him pinned against the cage.
Dimms swings wildly with an uppercut but Cobain uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dimms tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Kurt Cobain.
Well Cobain has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 30:27
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 30:27
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Kurt Cobain!
Kurt Cobain thanked the fans post fight for their support.