PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Michal Sykora (ranked 822 p4p, 548 weight class) and Natalia Pisswater (ranked 51 p4p, 35 weight class). Michal Sykora could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Natalia Pisswater's chin.

Sykora
vs
Pisswater

170 cm
25
142
10 - 7 - 0

170 cm
25
136
9 - 5 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Michal Sykora!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Natalia Pisswater!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, Anthony Taglia and John Kavanagh.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sykora falls off balance throwing a combination
and Pisswater counters with a right hand to the body.
Sykora lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Sykora throws a head kick that half lands.
Pisswater lands a really nice looking cross but Sykora seems unphased.

Pisswater closes the distance and pushes Sykora back into the cage.
Pisswater scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A short left from Sykora.
A short right from Pisswater on the inside.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sykora wants to break the clinch but can't.
Sykora is trying to break the clinch but Pisswater has him pressed against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Pisswater.
Sykora wants to break free but Pisswater has control.

Sykora manages to break the clinch.
Sykora throws a leg kick but Pisswater checks it.
No joy there for Sykora, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Pisswater lands a right hook to the body.
Pisswater ducks under a wild hook from Sykora.
Pisswater takes a body punch but keeps moving.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pisswater swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Sykora.
Pisswater throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Sykora rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Pisswater moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Pisswater throws out a counter right but Sykora avoids it with no problem.
Pisswater wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Sykora throws a low kick but Pisswater moves out of range easily.
Sykora looks to land a right hand but Pisswater moved out of range.
Pisswater looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Sykora throws a quick inside leg kick.

Pisswater drives through with a takedown into Sykora's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.

Sykora has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Pisswater off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sykora throws a lazy right hand but Pisswater sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Pisswater jabs Sykora to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Sykora cracks Pisswater with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Pisswater staying out of range there.
Pisswater is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Sykora with a body shot.
Sykora throws a sloppy head kick
and Pisswater makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Sykora stuffs the takedown attempt from Pisswater. Pisswater gets slowly back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sykora throws a lazy uppercut
and Pisswater counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Pisswater is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Sykora rather than just go for the knockout.
Sykora looks for the body kick but Pisswater saw that one coming.
Sykora swinging wildly here.
No joy there for Sykora, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Sykora scores with a nice strike.
Sykora throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Pisswater sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Pisswater digs a good body shot into Sykora's ribs.
Pisswater showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Sykora.
It seemed like Pisswater was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Sykora takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Sykora throws an overhand right that lands on Pisswater's shoulder, as Pisswater tries to avoid the shot.
Pisswater lands a head shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sykora scores with a decent looking hook.
Sykora loads up on a big right hand but Pisswater slips the punch.
Sykora misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A countering left hand to the body from Pisswater misses.
Sykora's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Pisswater connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Sykora scrambles back to his feet.
Sykora throws a lazy body kick
letting Pisswater counter with a right hand.
Pisswater takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Sykora throws a head kick but Pisswater moves out of range.
A combination from Sykora does no damage.
Pisswater connects with a body shot that sends Sykora's belly button to the back.
Sykora is breathing heavily.
Sykora misses with a straight right.
Michal Sykora seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Pisswater looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pisswater keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Sykora's head.
Pisswater connects with a couple of short punches.
Pisswater distracts Sykora with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sykora keeping moving, preventing Pisswater from controlling successfully.
Pisswater chips away with some ground and pound.
Pisswater working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Pisswater trying to control the position from guard on top but Sykora is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Pisswater postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Sykora keeping full guard, as Pisswater tries to pass.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Pisswater's corner. There ya go! There ya go!

Pisswater drops back looking for a leg! Sykora is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Sykora manages to kick Pisswater off! Pisswater jumps back into Sykora's guard.
Pisswater throws a big right hand that misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Pisswater won't allow Sykora to get back to his feet.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Natalia Pisswater will probably get the nod.
That's time! Sykora's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Sykora swings widly with a right hand
and Pisswater counters with a stiff right hand.

Sykora is still looking wobbly from the end of the last round!
Sykora scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Pisswater has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Sykora.
Pisswater cracks Sykora with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Oh Sykora is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Sykora throws an overhand right that lands on Pisswater's shoulder, as Pisswater tries to avoid the shot.
Sykora looks up at the clock. Bad move! Pisswater lands a right hand from hell, dropping Sykora. Pisswater pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:25 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Natalia Pisswater!
Natalia Pisswater decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.