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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Rokken Roll (ranked 294 p4p, 148 weight class) and Anabolic Asteroid (ranked 46 p4p, 23 weight class). Asteroid has chosen For Heavy Metal we will die! as his entrance music. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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178 cm 27 159 14 - 3 - 1 |
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171 cm 29 156 20 - 5 - 0 |
Good wrestling World class boxer Granite chin |
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Good wrestler World class boxer Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 14 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Rokken Roll! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 20 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Anabolic Asteroid! The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Chris Edwards and Daniel Bishop.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Roll feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Asteroids jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist! A jab from Roll does it's job there. Nice shot lands for Asteroid. Asteroid has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Roll finds it's way round the side to connect with Asteroid's head. Roll lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise. Roll misses with the body kick and Asteroid counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. Asteroid throws a shot from downtown. Roll moves away and avoids it. Roll throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Asteroid sees it coming and avoids it easily. Rokken Roll seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Asteroid walks into a left hand. Roll throws a series of punches but Asteroid avoids them all with ease. Roll bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control. Asteroid sneaks out the side door and pushes Roll away - he's back to his feet. The crowd show their appreciation for the escape. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Roll throws a jab but it's blocked by Asteroid. Asteroid swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made. Roll thows a left - swing and a miss! We've been hearing reports that Roll has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight. Roll misses with a looping right. This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Asteroid. Asteroid thumps Roll with a low kick.
That's one minute gone in the round. Roll throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Asteroid throws out a counter right but Roll avoids it with no problem. Asteroid staying out of range there. Roll tries to land a front kick but Asteroid steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed. Asteroid rushes Roll and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch. Roll manages to break the clinch.
Roll moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination. Roll lands with a kick to the ribs.
Asteroid misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Roll.
Roll getting the better of the striking in that exchange. Roll misses with an uppercut
and Asteroid counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Roll scores with a nice right hand.
Roll misses with a body kick. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Roll pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A leg kick checked by Asteroid.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Roll lands a slapping body shot.
Asteroid on the wrong end of a nice jab. A looping hook to the body misses from Roll. Asteroid does a little dance to reset his feet. Asteroid connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there. Roll scores with a punch to the head. Roll lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin. Nice straight punches there by Roll. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Roll. Roll listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut. Asteroid throws an overhand right that lands on Roll's shoulder, as Roll tries to avoid the shot. Asteroid takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Roll paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button. Roll lands with a kick to the temple. Asteroid shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?" Roll throws a push kick but Asteroid slaps the foot to one side. Asteroid misses with a looping left. Roll is really peppering his opponent's head with punches. Roll uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Asteroid.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Roll scores with a decent looking hook. Roll fails with a takedown attempt. Roll looking to land some kicks to the body here.
It seemed like Asteroid was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it. Asteroid misses with a wild body shot. Roll blocks a jab. Decent striking displayed by Asteroid there. Roll is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches. Asteroid checks a leg kick. Roll misses with a series of wild punches.
Roll throws the left hand but Asteroid avoids the punch easily. Asteroid lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Roll circles away quickly and effectively. Roll connects with a body shot that sends Asteroid's belly button to the back. Roll fakes the leg kick and cracks Asteroid in the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Roll connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head. Roll throws a nice looking combination but Asteroid bobs and weaves to avoid any damage. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Asteroid ducks right into an uppercut from Roll. Roll connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe. Roll paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button. Asteroid throws a chopping leg kick but Roll manages to avoid taking any serious damage. A chopping leg kick lands by Roll. Roll with a body punch. A glancing blow. Roll avoids the body shot from Asteroid.
Asteroid closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so. Asteroid has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Roll. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Roll uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Asteroid. Roll jabbing away but nothing is landing. Nice body kick from Roll. Roll avoids a kick to the body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Rokken Roll dominated that round. The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Asteroid stuffs the takedown. Roll is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Asteroid can do to turn this around? Roll fails miserably with a takedown attempt. It seemed like Asteroid was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it. Roll throws a jab but it's blocked by Asteroid. Asteroid checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time. Asteroid looks like he wants to counter punch here. Roll darts in looking for a takedown but Asteroid gets double underhooks and turns Roll into the cage. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Rokken Roll. That's going to take a lot out of him. Roll manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back. Asteroid has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Roll is proving hard to escape from. Asteroid stands up from guard. Let's bang! Roll misses with a hook. Asteroid ducked under it nicely. Asteroid ducks under a wild hook from Roll. A countering left hand to the body from Asteroid misses. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Asteroid gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard. Asteroid wants to stand but Roll is controlling the position.
That's one minute gone in the round. Roll tries to free his leg and advance position but Asteroid is retaining full guard. Roll trying to control but Asteroid is working from the bottom. Asteroid scrambles and gets back to his feet.
Asteroid staying out of range there. And an attempted straight right on the counter from Asteroid! But no joy. Roll lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent. A jab from Roll misses. Roll tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Asteroid was well out of range. Poor timing from Roll. Despite the aggression on Asteroid's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter. Roll connects with a good right hand that stumbles Asteroid. Asteroid circles away out of range and recomposes himself. Asteroid has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye. Asteroid moves into range and clinches up with Roll. Knees in the clinch landing for Asteroid.
Asteroid tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Roll avoids it. Asteroid blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Asteroid softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Asteroid using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Asteroid lands a damaging elbow. Roll is looking to break free of the clinch but Asteroid has double underhooks. Asteroid throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Rolls head. Roll has had enough of the clinch but Asteroid keeps him there for the moment. A head punch blocked on the inside by Roll. Asteroid throws an elbow but it misses.
Roll takes a shot to the head. Roll is trying to force a seperation but Asteroid has the dominant position. Roll takes an elbow to the forehead. Roll is looking to take this one to the mat. Asteroid tries to land a knee to the head but Roll blocks with his arms.
Roll throws a punch but it's blocked by Asteroid. A short uppercut from Asteroid. Asteroid gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head. A nice right hand lands inside from Asteroid. Roll is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Asteroid to keep the fight standing. Roll breaks the clinch.
Roll feints and then cracks Asteroid's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Asteroid down.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Asteroid attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin. Roll throws a hook to the side of Asteroid's head but Asteroid sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. Roll is looking to slow Asteroid down with leg kicks. Roll throws a low kick but Asteroid moves out of range easily. Roll throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Asteroid sees it coming and avoids it easily. Danga de danga de dang - Roll scores with a four punch combination! Roll throws an off balance right hand
and Asteroid cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Roll throws a body shot but no joy. A low kick from Roll misses and Asteroid counters with a crisp right hand that drops Roll! Asteroid lets Roll back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Roll is rocked! Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Roll looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Roll throws a front kick that sends Asteroid stumbling back into the cage. Roll shoots in for a double leg but Asteroid sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy. Roll scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction. Roll connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Asteroid throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
A nice leg kick lands there from Roll. Asteroid takes one to the side of the head.
A low kick lands for Roll.
Roll drives through with a takedown into Asteroid's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position. Asteroid is looking to stand up but Roll isn't so interested in that idea. Asteroid wants to get back to his feet but Roll passes into half guard.
Asteroid manages to create a bit of space in order to work his way back to his feet. Roll keeps hold of his opponent and drives him back against the cage. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Asteroid misses with a punch on the inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Roll. Asteroid landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here. Roll takes a knee right on the jaw!
Asteroid working Roll over with knees to the body. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Anabolic Asteroid showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards. That's time! Roll's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round! Roll connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Asteroid's hands. Asteroid walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush. Roll throws a sloppy head kick and Asteroid moves out of range easily. Roll attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin. Roll tries a head kick but it misses.
Roll checks a leg kick nicely. Roll throws a leg kick that is checked and Asteroid counters with a crisp one two that drops Roll! Asteroid thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Roll to his feet! Roll is in big trouble! Roll misses with a hook. Roll misses with a body shot
and Asteroid cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Oh Roll is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! Roll checks a low kick from Asteroid. Roll seems to have got his legs back now. A slow jab from Roll misses its intended target. Roll throws a leg kick which misses Asteroid's front leg but catches the back leg as Asteroid tries to avoid it. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Roll misses with a wild body shot. Asteroid dodges the punch combination from Roll.
That's one minute gone in the round. Roll lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Asteroid looks to land a combination but Roll avoids it well. Roll goes for a double leg but Asteroid avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Asteroid continues to drive forward. Asteroid tries a quick counter leg kick but Roll is wise to it. Asteroid lands a damaging elbow. Roll tries for a takedown but Asteroid manages to get underhooks.
Both fighters are breathing heavily. Asteroid lands a nice elbow from the clinch. Roll breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Roll doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body. Roll takes a swing at Asteroid's ribcage but misses. Asteroid misses with an uppercut. Roll saw that one coming. Roll misses with a lunging right hand
and Asteroid counters with a stiff right hand. A kick lands to the mid section there for Roll. Roll throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Asteroid. Anabolic Asteroid is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Roll throws a nice inside leg kick. A swing and a miss from Roll. Roll loads up on a big right hand but Asteroid slips the punch. Rokken Roll is winning the standup battle so far. Asteroid moves into the clinch. Roll swings wildly with an uppercut but Asteroid uses good head movement to avoid it. Asteroid is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Roll is defending well for now. Roll wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee. Asteroid can't find room to land a body shot as Roll controls the action.
Roll blocks a body shot from Asteroid. Roll managing to block the knees to the body from Asteroid.
Asteroid lands an elbow inside that Roll shrugs off. Asteroid is pressed up against the cage. Roll has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Asteroid down to the mat. Asteroid avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Rokken Roll. That's going to take a lot out of him. Asteroid clinches up against the cage. Asteroid has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Roll. Asteroid landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Roll has had enough of the clinch but Asteroid keeps him there for the moment.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Asteroid is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body. Asteroid scores with a shot to the side of Roll's head. Roll takes an elbow to the temple. Asteroid lands with a short head shot on the inside. Roll is looking to break free of the clinch but Asteroid has double underhooks. Asteroid lands with a short head shot on the inside. Roll is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Asteroid is defending well. Asteroid breaks from the clinch.
Roll scores with a punch to the head. Asteroid with a nice calf kick. Roll goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo. Roll throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Roll will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Asteroid tries to clinch but Roll moves out of range. Roll tried to counter with a leg kick but Asteroid avoided it. Asteroid darts in and clinches Roll up against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Asteroid lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. Asteroid fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Roll misses with a short punch on the inside. Asteroid working some nice short punches in the clinch. Asteroid with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Asteroid throws a punch but it's blocked by Roll. Roll tries to throw a body punch but Asteroid avoids it by throwing Roll back against the cage. Roll wants to break the clinch but can't.
With the fighters up against the cage, Asteroid throws an elbow but misses. Roll takes a shot to the head. Asteroid's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down. Asteroid landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Asteroid lands a nice elbow from the clinch. Roll tries to work over Asteroid's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. Asteroid tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
A short right from Asteroid. Knees to the body from Asteroid.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Asteroid lands a hook to the side of the head.
And that's the end of the fight! Anabolic Asteroid comfortably won the final round on my scorecard. I think Asteroid has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 28:29 Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 28:29 Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Anabolic Asteroid! A relieved looking Anabolic Asteroid thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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