PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Heismann Haa (ranked 159 p4p, 170 weight class) and Johnny Albatross (ranked 12 p4p, 13 weight class). Haa comes to the cage accompanied by Her kommer Heismann Hå. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Haa
vs
Albatross

170 cm
30
140
13 - 5 - 0

170 cm
27
140
17 - 4 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Conviction
Shadow Realm Apparel

Conquer
Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Heismann Haa!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Johnny Albatross!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Yukihiro Shimada and Hirohito Nitta.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A low kick from Albatross is predictable there
and Haa counters with a nice uppercut.
Haa looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Nice body punch from Albatross.
Albatross throws an off balance right hand
enabling Haa to counter with a crisp jab.
Albatross scores with a shot to the body.
Nice shot by Albatross.
Albatross lands with a thumping leg kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Haa.
Albatross uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Haa.
Albatross is looking to score with low kicks.
Albatross lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Haa takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Haa getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Albatross is looking to score with low kicks.
Albatross dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Haa. That did some damage!
Albatross throws a leg kick which misses Haa's front leg but catches the back leg as Haa tries to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Albatross throws an off balance right hand
and Haa counters with a nice leg kick.
Albatross finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Haa tried to counter with a leg kick but Albatross avoided it.
A telegraphed right hand from Haa misses the target.
Haa swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Albatross scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Haa throws out a loose jab but Albatross uses good head movement to avoid it.
Good leg kick by Haa.
Albatross scores with a leg kick.
Albatross slips under a jab from Haa.
Haa misses with an uppercut. Albatross saw that one coming.
Haa uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Albatross.
Albatross cracks a nice hook into Haa's ribs.
Albatross steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Haa.
Haa throws a lazy right hand but Albatross sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Albatross with the inside leg kick.
Albatross misses with a looping right.
Haa tries to counter by clinching up but Albatross breaks away and moves out of range.
Albatross throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Albatross lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Haa at a distance.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Albatross lands a leg kick that knocks Haa off balance momentarily.
Haa gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Haa takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Albatross throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Haa sees it coming and avoids it easily.
An attempted straight right counter from Haa misses the target.
Albatross throws a jab when Haa was well out of range.
Haa is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Albatross throws a leg kick but Haa sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Haa takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Albatross thows a leg kick but Haa checks it
and Haa counters with a slapping leg kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Haa misses the target.
Haa takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Haa throws a poor cross that misses
and Albatross counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Haa throws a low kick but Albatross avoids it.
Albatross looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Albatross comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Albatross waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Haa.
Albatross throws a shot from downtown. Haa moves away and avoids it.
Haa throws a low kick but Albatross avoids it.
Albatross chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Haa just misses with a punch to the body.
Albatross scores with a body shot.
Haa checks a leg kick nicely.
It looked like Haa was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Albatross throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Haa uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Albatross.
Albatross lands a jab to the nose.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Albatross connects with an inside leg kick.
Haa takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Albatross throws a front kick aimed at Haa's knee but Haa avoids it well.
Haa feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Albatross is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Haa had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
Haa throws a wild body kick that Albatross sees coming a mile off.
Haa with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Albatross to score with a decent uppercut.
Donk. Albatross catches Haa right on the button with a cross.
Haa takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Good leg kick by Albatross.
Albatross lands with a right hand.
Nice uppercut there from Albatross.
Albatross fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A decent looking cross lands there for Albatross.
Albatross chopping away at his opponent's legs.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Johnny Albatross dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Donk. Albatross catches Haa right on the button with a cross.
Haa looks to land a body kick but Albatross moved away.
Haa scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Albatross doesn't seem bothered though.
Haa throws a jab when Albatross was well out of range.
Albatross blocks a jab.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Albatross! But no joy.
Haa stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Albatross.
Haa tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Haa takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Haa throws a leg kick but Albatross moved away.
Albatross waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Haa.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Albatross lands a head shot.
Albatross tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Haa was well out of range. Poor timing from Albatross.
Albatross wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Decent striking displayed by Albatross there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Albatross misses with a looping right.
Haa is looking to counter punch.
Haa tries to close the distance and clinch up but Albatross swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Albatross throws a leg kick
and Haa finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Albatross throws a hook but Haa blocks it.
Haa takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Haa on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Haa has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
A good leg kick by Albatross.
Albatross buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Albatross pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Haa swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Albatross has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Albatross fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Haa swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Albatross looks to throw the jab but Haa is out of range.
Albatross throws an off balance right hand
and Haa counters with a nice leg kick.
Haa throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Albatross connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Albatross misses with a hook.
Haa sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Haa slips a jab from Albatross.
Haa throws a hook to the side of Albatross's head but Albatross sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Haa misses with a body kick.
Haa takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Haa takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Albatross throws a good cross that connects.
Haa tries a low kick but Albatross avoids it.
Haa moves away from the strike by Albatross.
Albatross moves out of range of the body kick from Haa.
Albatross scores with a nice head shot.
That kick from Albatross tenderised Haa's leg. Haa is trying to keep his angry face on.
Albatross buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Johnny Albatross seems to be getting the better of the standup.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Haa wants to clinch up but Albatross keeps it at a distance.
A nice inside leg kick there by Albatross. That's going to slow Haa down.
Albatross lands a front kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Albatross.
Albatross scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
A big left from Albatross misses.
Haa uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Albatross.
Haa throws a quick counter kick to the body but Albatross avoids it.
Albatross lands a jab.
A chopping leg kick lands by Albatross.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Haa might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Albatross pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Albatross moves out of range of the body kick.
It seemed like Albatross was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Haa on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Albatross. Albatross obviously looking to wear him down.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Albatross throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Haa ducks under a wild hook from Albatross.
Haa ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Haa doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Haa avoids the body shot from Albatross.
A big left from Haa misses.
Albatross tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Haa was well out of range. Poor timing from Albatross.
Albatross scores with a jab to the body.
Haa tries to work over Albatross's front leg with a kick but Albatross checks it.
Albatross misses with a straight right.
Albatross moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Haa tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Albatross looks to land a right hand but Haa moved out of range.
Albatross throws a quick inside leg kick.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Johnny Albatross showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Albatross throws an overhand right that lands on Haa's shoulder, as Haa tries to avoid the shot.
Haa appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Haa takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Albatross cracks Haa with a right hand to the side of the head.
Albatross pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Albatross connects with an inside leg kick.
Haa throws a body kick that misses.
Haa gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Albatross moves away from the strike by Haa.
Albatross lands a lovely overhand right.
Albatross looks to throw the jab but Haa is out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Albatross throws a big shot that misses.
Haa doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Albatross is looking to score with low kicks.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Haa throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Haa goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Albatross lands with an uppercut that bounces Haa off the cage and back into range.
Haa finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Albatross throws a shot to the body.
Haa scoring well with a low kick there.
Albatross loads up on a big right hand but Haa slips the punch.
Albatross throws a shot from downtown. Haa moves away and avoids it.

Haa has closed the distance and engaged Albatross in a clinch.
Albatross has a couple of punches blocked by Haa.

Albatross breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Albatross scores with a jab to the jaw.
Albatross misses with a low kick.
Albatross throws an overhand right that lands on Haa's shoulder, as Haa tries to avoid the shot.
Albatross bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Albatross throws a lazy uppercut
and Haa connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Albatross pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
It appears Haa was looking to counter with a kick there.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Haa throws a big shot that misses.
A leg kick checked by Haa.
It looked like Haa wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Albatross scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Albatross throws a leg kick that misses.
Haa jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Albatross misses with a straight right.
Haa lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.

Haa closes the distance and pushes Albatross back into the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Albatross.
Albatross wants to break the clinch but can't.
Albatross tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Haa's elbow.
Haa goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Albatross struggles to land a body shot inside as Haa controls his hands.
Haa blocking some punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Albatross is looking to break free of the clinch but Haa has double underhooks.
Haa misses with a punch to the body.
Albatross swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Haa lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Albatross has had enough of the clinch but Haa keeps him there for the moment.
Haa stalling the fight.
Albatross lands a nice uppercut.
Haa swings away with an uppercut that misses.

Albatross breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Haa takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Haa tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Albatross was well out of range. Poor timing from Haa.
Haa throws a jab when Albatross was well out of range.
Haa defending well as Albatross loads up on a big left hand.
Albatross throws a nice inside leg kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Albatross.
Haa works Albatross's body with a nice hook.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Albatross lands a leg kick that knocks Haa off balance momentarily.
A slapping leg kick lands for Albatross.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Albatross throws a right hand that misses
and Haa counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Johnny Albatross seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Albatross avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Haa sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Albatross turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Albatross cracks Haa with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Haa tries to clinch up but Albatross circles away and keeps his distance.
Haa takes one to the side of the head.
Albatross throws a right hand that misses
and Haa counters with a slapping leg kick.
Albatross throws a body punch but Haa moves out of range.
Haa swings and misses with a hook to the body.
It seemed like Albatross was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Albatross connects with an inside leg kick.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Johnny Albatross really dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Haa fakes the leg kick and cracks Albatross in the body.
Albatross misses with a low kick as Haa jumps back.
Haa ducks under a wild hook from Albatross.
Albatross scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Albatross lands a body shot.
Haa sizes up Albatross with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Haa motions for Albatross to come forward. Haa throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Haa finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Haa looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Haa misses with a right hand
and Albatross cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Haa throws a shot from downtown. Albatross moves away and avoids it.
A slapping leg kick lands for Albatross.
A shot to the body from Albatross misses
and Haa cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Albatross lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Albatross pivots, looking for a leg kick but Haa is out of range and Albatross settles back down.
Haa tries to counter by clinching up but Albatross breaks away and moves out of range.
Albatross ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Haa throws a big shot that misses.
Albatross tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Haa was well out of range. Poor timing from Albatross.
Haa looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Albatross ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Haa moves away.
Albatross lands with a thumping leg kick.
Albatross thuds a left hand into Haa's body.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Albatross lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Haa has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Haa and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Albatross defending well as Haa loads up on a big left hand.
Haa checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Haa stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Albatross.
Haa scores with a shot to the body.
Albatross throws a hook but Haa avoids it easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Haa cracks a nice hook into Albatross's ribs.
Albatross keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Albatross throws a jab but it's blocked by Haa.
An attempted straight right counter from Haa misses the target.
Albatross misses with a hook. Haa ducked under it nicely.
A slapping leg kick lands for Albatross.
Albatross rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Haa counters with a nice low kick that buckles Albatross's knee momentarily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A big right from Albatross misses.
Haa tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Albatross manages to circle out of the way.
Haa misses with a low kick.
Albatross throws a jab when Haa was well out of range.
Haa is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
A low kick lands for Albatross.
Haa throws the left hand but Albatross avoids the punch easily.
Albatross moves out of range as Haa strikes.
Albatross moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Albatross tried to score with a low kick but Haa checks it.
Haa closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Albatross is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Haa.
Albatross checks the leg kick.
Haa throws a jab when Albatross was well out of range.
A jab from Albatross misses.
A nice leg kick lands there from Haa.
Haa uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Albatross.
Albatross throws out a loose jab but Haa uses good head movement to avoid it.
Haa feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Haa lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Albatross has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Albatross and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Haa misses with a looping right.
Albatross misses with a low kick.
An attempted straight right counter from Haa misses the target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Albatross uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Haa.
Albatross jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Albatross throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Albatross throws a looping overhand right but Haa ducks down to avoid it.
Haa walks into a straight right hand from Albatross.
Albatross wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Albatross scores with a leg kick.
Haa throws a low kick but Albatross moves out of range easily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Albatross misses with a hook.
Haa appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Albatross scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Haa doesn't seem bothered though.
Albatross with the inside leg kick.
Albatross throws a hook but Haa blocks it.
Albatross works Haa's body with a nice hook.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Johnny Albatross dominated that fourth round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Haa avoids the body shot from Albatross.
Haa appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Haa slips a jab from Albatross.
A lazy left from Haa finds it's target.
Haa fails in his attempt to clinch.
Albatross dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A nice inside leg kick there by Haa. That's going to slow Albatross down.
Albatross finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
And Haa counters with a quick kick to the body but Albatross blocks it.
An inside leg kick lands from Albatross.
Haa steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Albatross.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A slow jab from Albatross misses its intended target.
A looping hook to the body misses from Albatross. Haa does a little dance to reset his feet.
Haa has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Albatross finds it's way round the side to connect with Haa's head.
Albatross fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Haa takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Albatross comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Albatross swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Albatross throws a hook but Haa blocks it.
Albatross throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Haa turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Albatross throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
It looked like Haa wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Albatross clobbers Haa with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Albatross lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Albatross thows a left - swing and a miss!
Albatross moves into range and connects with a jab.
Albatross scoring well with a low kick there.
Albatross is looking to chop away at Haa's legs.
Heismann Haa has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Haa looks to land a right hand but Albatross moved out of range.
Haa looks to throw a body kick
and Albatross counters with a left to the body.
Albatross throws a quick inside leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Albatross tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Haa was well out of range. Poor timing from Albatross.
Haa appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Albatross throws a poor cross that misses
and Haa counters with a body kick.
Haa uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Albatross.
Albatross scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Haa swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A jab from Albatross misses.
A little feinted left hand from Haa on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Nice defenses there by Haa.
Albatross throws a lazy body kick
and Haa counters with a nice body kick.
Haa takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Haa wants to clinch up but Albatross keeps it at a distance.
Albatross misses with an uppercut.
Albatross defending well as Haa loads up on a big left hand.
Haa takes one on the button.
Albatross scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Albatross misses with an uppercut
and Haa counters with a stiff right hand.
A jab from Albatross misses.
Haa is looking to counter with head kicks.
A leg kick checked by Albatross.
Albatross lands with a kick to the ribs.
Albatross lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Albatross looks to land a right hand but Haa moved out of range.
A low kick from Haa is predictable there
and Albatross counters with a nice uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Albatross dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Haa. That did some damage!
Albatross moves out of range as Haa throws a body kick.
Haa connects with a leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Albatross misses with a looping left.
Haa feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Albatross looks for the body kick but Haa saw that one coming.
That kick from Albatross tenderised Haa's leg. Haa is trying to keep his angry face on.
Albatross avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Albatross lands a nice hook to Haa's body. Haa takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Albatross tries to land a leg kick but Haa saw it coming and moves away.
Albatross swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Haa counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Albatross steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Haa.
Johnny Albatross is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Albatross blocks a low kick nicely.

And that's the end of the fight!
Johnny Albatross comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Albatross winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight 45:50
Judge Yukihiro Shimada scores the fight 45:50
Judge Hirohito Nitta scores the fight 45:50

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Johnny Albatross!
A very excited looking Johnny Albatross made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.