PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Amaru Kawiwasulu (ranked 1513 p4p, 1724 weight class) and Super Meat Boy (ranked 75 p4p, 87 weight class). I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Kawiwasulu
vs
Meat Boy

185 cm
34
272
18 - 13 - 0

190 cm
45
285
33 - 23 - 1

Decent wrestler
Basic striking
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Amaru Kawiwasulu!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 33 - 23 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Super Meat Boy!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Donatello Bradman and Chris Dean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Kawiwasulu moves into the clinch successfully.
Kawiwasulu tries a body shot but Meat Boy blocks it.
Meat Boy lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Kawiwasulu lands an uppercut.

It looks like Super Meat Boy has been cut.
Kawiwasulu makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Kawiwasulu misses with a punch to the body.
Kawiwasulu tries to throw a body punch but Meat Boy avoids it by throwing Kawiwasulu back against the cage.
Kawiwasulu tries a body shot but Meat Boy blocks it.
Meat Boy lands a body shot in the clinch.
Kawiwasulu is breathing heavily.
Kawiwasulu dodges an elbow strike from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Meat Boy lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Kawiwasulu backwards.
Meat Boy working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Meat Boy lands a right hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Meat Boy pushes Kawiwasulu back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Meat Boy lands a shot to the body.

Meat Boy manages to break the clinch.

Meat Boy gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.

Meat Boy breaks the clinch.

Meat Boy clinches with his opponent.

Meat Boy's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Meat Boy gets a clinch.
Meat Boy working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Meat Boy cracks Kawiwasulu with a nice body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Meat Boy lands an elbow inside that Kawiwasulu shrugs off.
A right hand to the body from Meat Boy.
A short left from Meat Boy.

Meat Boy pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Meat Boy clinches up with Kawiwasulu and pushes him back against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Kawiwasulu fails to land.

Meat Boy breaks the clinch.

Meat Boy has managed to clinch.
Meat Boy tries to throw a body punch but Kawiwasulu avoids it by throwing Meat Boy back against the cage.
Meat Boy lands on the inside with an uppercut.

Meat Boy breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Meat Boy lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.

Meat Boy gets in close and instigates a clinch.

Meat Boy pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
We've been told by Kawiwasulu's head coaches at Desert Fitness & Training (14 Elite Coaches) that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Meat Boy clinches up against the cage.
Meat Boy can't find room to land a body shot as Kawiwasulu controls the action.
Meat Boy lands a body shot in the clinch.
Meat Boy lands with a short shot to the head.
Meat Boy scores with a nice hook to the head.
Meat Boy lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

Kawiwasulu is rocked!

Meat Boy breaks from the clinch.
Oh Kawiwasulu is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Kawiwasulu just misses with a punch to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Meat Boy has managed to clinch.
Meat Boy working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Meat Boy creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Kawiwasulu with a big uppercut! Kawiwasulu tries to clinch up but Meat Boy pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Kawiwasulu to the mat! Kawiwasulu covers up and Meat Boy unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Super Meat Boy!
After the big win, Super Meat Boy made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Neon Zombie -Laundry 20% and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.