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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Stinky Stonk (ranked 554 p4p, 1055 weight class) and Bill Cosby (ranked 84 p4p, 157 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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185 cm 26 196 13 - 0 - 0 |
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185 cm 40 193 23 - 8 - 0 |
BJJ Brown Belt Brawler Experienced |
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Olympic wrestler World class MT Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 13 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Stinky Stonk! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 23 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bill Cosby! The judges for this bout are Ryoma Takatsuka, Josh West and Paul Gruel.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Stonk misses with a straight right. Cosby tries a quick counter leg kick but Stonk is wise to it. Stonk lands a glancing blow to the side of Cosby's head.
It looks like Bill Cosby has been cut. The fighters circling - Stonk throws out the jab but it was never going to land. Stonk misses with a looping right. Cosby throws out a counter right but Stonk avoids it with no problem. Cosby takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor. Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Stonk! Cosby is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Stinky Stonk! A victorious Stinky Stonk thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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energy
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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