PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Parta Matti (ranked 482 p4p, 594 weight class) and Eemeli Lampi (ranked 68 p4p, 78 weight class). Matti comes to the cage accompanied by Language (Hula Cam) - Porter Robinson. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Matti
vs
Lampi

201 cm
32
270
18 - 13 - 0

186 cm
32
250
23 - 14 - 1

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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Parta Matti!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Eemeli Lampi!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, William Gold and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Matti misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Matti connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Lampi momentarily.
Matti checks the leg kick.
Matti tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Lampi was well out of range. Poor timing from Matti.
A telegraphed right hand from Lampi misses the target.
Matti with a jab.
Matti throws a nice inside leg kick.
Lampi wants to slow Matti down by chopping away at his legs.
Lampi throws a sloppy head kick
and Matti counters with a solid body kick.
Matti avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A low kick from Matti is predictable there
and Lampi counters with a right hand to the body.
Matti avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Matti defending well as Lampi loads up on a big left hand.
It appears Matti was looking to counter with a kick there.
Nice defenses there by Matti.
Matti feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Lampi has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Eemeli Lampi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lampi throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
It appears Matti was looking to counter with a kick there.
Lampi ducks under a wild hook from Matti.
Matti turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Matti defending well as Lampi loads up on a big left hand.
Lampi throws a leg kick
and Matti counters with an inside leg kick.
Lampi tests Matti's chin there with a solid looking shot.

It looks like Parta Matti has been cut.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Matti. Lampi shrugs it off though.
Lampi looks winded!
Lampi throws a lazy right hand but Matti sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Matti blocks a head kick by Lampi.
Matti fires out a quick counter leg kick but Lampi just manages to avoid it.
Matti tests Lampi's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Lampi takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lampi throws an overhand right that lands on Matti's shoulder, as Matti tries to avoid the shot.
Lampi will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Lampi misses with an uppercut. Matti saw that one coming.
Lampi throws out a loose jab but Matti uses good head movement to avoid it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Matti uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Lampi.
Matti thinks about countering with a head kick.
Lampi throws a sloppy head kick and Matti moves out of range easily.
Lampi throws a looping overhand right but Matti ducks down to avoid it.
Lampi is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Matti lands a nice leg kick that just misses Lampi's sensitive parts.
Lampi moves away from the strike by Matti.
Matti throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lampi throws a lazy head kick
and Matti counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Matti throws a series of punches but Lampi avoids them all with ease.
Lampi now looks to counter with a shot at the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lampi misses with a hook
and Matti counters with a body kick.
Lampi tries to move into range but Matti moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Good standup being displayed there by Matti as he connects with a hook.
Matti is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Matti scores with a body shot.

Matti lands a big head kick that sends Lampi tumbling to the mat! Matti takes a step backwards and waves Lampi back to his feet - he wants the finish!

It looks like Eemeli Lampi has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Matti ducks down and throws a big overhand right - it lands flush on the jaw, knocking Lampi out cold! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Parta Matti!
A very excited looking Parta Matti rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.