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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Lusmu Kutvonen (ranked 123 p4p, 305 weight class) and Heismann Haa (ranked 9 p4p, 22 weight class). Haa is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Her kommer Heismann Hå. This should be a great matchup!
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170 cm 36 139 30 - 17 - 2 |
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170 cm 32 140 16 - 9 - 0 |
Great wrestler World class boxer Insanely flexible |
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Excellent grappler World class MT Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 30 - 17 - 2, fighting out of Helsinki, Lusmu Kutvonen! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 16 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Heismann Haa! The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and Percy O'Donnell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Haa scores with a nice strike. Kutvonen blocks a jab. Kutvonen scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard. Haa moves out of range as Kutvonen strikes. Nice defenses there by Kutvonen. Kutvonen throws a wild combination but nothing lands. Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Haa. Kutvonen throws a sloppy body shot
letting Haa counter with a right hand. Nice defenses there by Kutvonen. Haa tries a head kick but it misses.
Lusmu Kutvonen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Kutvonen keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Kutvonen fails with a takedown attempt. Kutvonen cracks Haa with an open hand slap.
That's one minute gone in the round. Kutvonen with a jab. Kutvonen misses with a left hand and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick. Kutvonen has been working on his boxing with his coaches at The Infamous Duranto Gym in the buildup to the fight. Kutvonen lands a nice shot to the body.
Kutvonen throws the left hand but Haa avoids the punch easily. Kutvonen moves out of range of the body kick. Haa tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target. Kutvonen digs a good hook to Haa's body.
Haa slips a jab from Kutvonen. Haa throws a body shot but no joy. Haa bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Haa flicks out a counter leg kick but Kutvonen steps away. Kutvonen thuds a left hand into Haa's body. Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Haa. Haa moves out of range as Kutvonen strikes. Haa on the wrong end of a nice hook.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Nice shot lands for Kutvonen. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Haa throws a leg kick but Kutvonen moved away. Kutvonen misses with an uppercut. Kutvonen checks the leg kick. Haa fakes a jab and scores with a low kick. Kutvonen lands a jab to the nose. Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Kutvonen, as that shot connected.
Haa takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it. A head kick misses from Kutvonen. Haa scores with a nice body kick.
Haa delivers a nice body kick. Kutvonen catches Haa with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong! Haa looks to land a right hand but Kutvonen moved out of range. Kutvonen misses with a wild body shot. Haa throws a fast counter high kick but Kutvonen manages to duck under it in time.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Haa takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor. Kutvonen ducks down and throws a hook to the body. Kutvonen throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Haa counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. Good standup being displayed there by Haa as he connects with a hook. Haa throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Kutvonen connects with a body shot. Kutvonen misses with a wild combination.
Haa takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Kutvonen is really peppering his opponent's head with punches. Kutvonen throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Kutvonen throws a body punch but Haa moves out of range. Haa tries to land a front kick but Kutvonen steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed. A nice leg kick from Haa, right into the meat of the thigh.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Haa misses with a leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Kutvonen throws a shot from downtown. Haa moves away and avoids it. Kutvonen scores with a nice right hand.
Haa scores with a decent looking hook. Kutvonen looks to land a left hand but Haa moved out of range nicely. Heismann Haa is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Kutvonen misses with a hook to the body
and Haa counters with a nice low kick that buckles Kutvonen's knee momentarily. Haa uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kutvonen. Haa takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it. Kutvonen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kutvonen's corner calls for a 1-2. Kutvonen obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range. Kutvonen swings widly with a right hand
and Haa counters with a slapping leg kick. Kutvonen takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Kutvonen is rocked! The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Kutvonen misses with a takedown and Haa counters with a right hand from hell and Kutvonen is out cold! A vicious knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Heismann Haa! A very excited looking Heismann Haa made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction. The defeated Lusmu Kutvonen had this to say: 'Suattaa vituttaa tai olla vituttamatta. Vuan tiältä myö tullaan, oottakeepa vuan!'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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