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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Barack Obaminator (ranked 96 p4p, 148 weight class) and Ramone Rocksaw (ranked 11 p4p, 14 weight class). Obaminator's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Gil Scott-Herron - The Revolution Will Not Be Televised. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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BJJ Red Belt
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 37 - 17 - 0, fighting out of New York, Barack Obaminator!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 14 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ramone Rocksaw!
The judges for this bout are Kenichi Hosakawa, Shirou Masuda and Hirohito Nitta.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rocksaw lands a leg kick that knocks Obaminator off balance momentarily.
Obaminator turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Obaminator connects with a looping right hand.
Obaminator comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Obaminator throws a looping overhand right but Rocksaw ducks down to avoid it.
Obaminator throws a nice head kick!
Rocksaw ducks under a wild hook from Obaminator.
Obaminator jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Obaminator connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Rocksaw swings for the body but Obaminator moves out of range.
Obaminator throws a body kick that misses
and Rocksaw counters with a slapping leg kick.
Obaminator throws the left hand but Rocksaw avoids the punch easily.
Obaminator lands a really nice looking cross but Rocksaw seems unphased.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rocksaw throws a body shot but no joy.
Obaminator swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Rocksaw pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Rocksaw misses the shot to the body.
Obaminator blocks the body kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Obaminator throws the left hand but Rocksaw avoids the punch easily.
Rocksaw doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Obaminator thuds his right hand into Rocksaw's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Obaminator scores with a hook.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Rocksaw has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Obaminator misses with a body shot.
Obaminator lands with a nice body punch.
Obaminator thuds his right hand into Rocksaw's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Obaminator slips under a jab from Rocksaw.
Obaminator throws a push kick but Rocksaw slaps the foot to one side.
A countering left hand to the body from Rocksaw misses.
Rocksaw looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Rocksaw misses with a kick to the body.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Rocksaw crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Obaminator - the referee stops the clock and Rocksaw gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Obaminator. Rocksaw manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Rocksaw tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Obaminator punishes Rocksaw's body with a nice straight punch.
Obaminator misses with an uppercut.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Obaminator, as that shot connected.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Obaminator fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Obaminator lands with an overhand left.
Rocksaw throws a nice looking combination but Obaminator bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Obaminator misses with a low kick.
Obaminator misses the jab.
Rocksaw moves out of range as Obaminator strikes.
The fighters circling - Obaminator throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Obaminator takes a swing at Rocksaw's ribcage but misses.
Rocksaw misses with a body kick.
Barack Obaminator seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Rocksaw takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Obaminator misses with a wild body shot.
A good leg kick by Obaminator.
Obaminator looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
A big left from Obaminator misses.
Obaminator on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Obaminator throws a body punch but Rocksaw moves out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Obaminator pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A nice side step and Rocksaw releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Rocksaw takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Obaminator lands a jab to the nose.
Rocksaw looks to score with a jab to the body but Obaminator is just out of range.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Obaminator, as that shot connected.
Rocksaw looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Rocksaw is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Obaminator rather than just go for the knockout.
A big right from Obaminator misses.
Nice defenses there by Rocksaw.
A low kick lands for Rocksaw.
Nice defenses there by Rocksaw.
Obaminator lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Obaminator digs a good body shot into Rocksaw's ribs.
Rocksaw lands a body shot.
Rocksaw goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
It looked like Obaminator wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Obaminator scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Rocksaw doesn't seem bothered though.
Rocksaw swings for the body but Obaminator moves out of range.
Obaminator is looking to slow Rocksaw down with leg kicks.
Rocksaw with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Obaminator throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Rocksaw.
Rocksaw now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Obaminator lands a nice shot to the body.
Obaminator scores with a jab to the body.
Rocksaw takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Obaminator connects with a single shot there.
Rocksaw lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Rocksaw takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Obaminator lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Rocksaw throws a lazy right hand but Obaminator sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Rocksaw misses with a wild body shot.
Obaminator is looking to counter punch.
Rocksaw takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Barack Obaminator dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Obaminator missing with a left hand there. Rocksaw was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Obaminator lands a nice leg kick that just misses Rocksaw's sensitive parts.
Rocksaw moves away from the strike by Obaminator.
Rocksaw throws a right hand that Obaminator ducks under and follows up with a left that Obaminator also avoids with ease.
Obaminator throwing a counter right hand but Rocksaw manages to avoid it.
Obaminator is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Rocksaw can do to turn this around?
Obaminator dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A solid leg kick lands there for Rocksaw.
Rocksaw keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Rocksaw looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Obaminator lands an overhand right.
Obaminator smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Obaminator connects with an inside leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obaminator misses with a hook
and Rocksaw counters with a two punch combo.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Obaminator looks to land a right hand but Rocksaw moved out of range.
Rocksaw uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Obaminator.
Obaminator throws a body punch but Rocksaw moves out of range.
Rocksaw slips a straight right by Obaminator.
Rocksaw doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rocksaw throws a predictable looking body shot
and Obaminator counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Obaminator changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Obaminator closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Obaminator bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Rocksaw's head backwards.
Rocksaw on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Obaminator. Obaminator obviously looking to wear him down.
Rocksaw takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Obaminator lands with a nice body punch.
Rocksaw throws a looping overhand right but Obaminator ducks down to avoid it.
Obaminator stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Rocksaw.
Obaminator misses with a left hand
and Rocksaw counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Rocksaw ducks right into an uppercut from Obaminator.
Rocksaw tries to move into range but Obaminator moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
A good leg kick by Obaminator.
Obaminator shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Obaminator lands a head shot.
Obaminator scores with a jab to the jaw.
Good exchange - Obaminator coming out on top.
Obaminator connects with a right hand. Rocksaw shakes it off.
Nice shot lands for Obaminator.
Obaminator misses the shot to the body.
Obaminator throws a looping overhand right but Rocksaw ducks down to avoid it.
Rocksaw follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Rocksaw avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Rocksaw now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
A big left from Rocksaw misses.
Rocksaw blocks a leg kick.
Rocksaw shapes to counter with a head kick.
Obaminator waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Rocksaw.
Rocksaw scores with a nice body kick.
Rocksaw throws a nice outside leg kick.
Obaminator fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Rocksaw looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Obaminator throws out a loose jab but Rocksaw uses good head movement to avoid it.
A slapping leg kick lands for Obaminator.
Obaminator throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Rocksaw flicks out a counter leg kick but Obaminator steps away.
Rocksaw lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Obaminator throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Rocksaw counters with a body kick.
Rocksaw lands with a thumping leg kick.
Obaminator throws a big shot that misses.
Rocksaw slips under a jab.
Obaminator misses with a body punch
and Rocksaw counters with an inside leg kick.
A punch lands to the side of Rocksaw 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Rocksaw blocks a head kick by Obaminator.
Rocksaw slips under a jab.
Obaminator throws out a loose jab but Rocksaw uses good head movement to avoid it.
Obaminator throws a quick inside leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Obaminator throws a right hand that misses
and Obaminator takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Obaminator rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Rocksaw counters with an outside leg kick.
Rocksaw scores with a push kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Obaminator misses with an uppercut
and Rocksaw counters with a good low kick that Obaminator was not able to check.
Obaminator takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Rocksaw tries to move into range but Obaminator moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
The fighters circling - Obaminator throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Rocksaw takes a swing at Obaminator's ribcage but misses.
Obaminator keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Obaminator throws a leg kick that misses.
Rocksaw pushes Obaminator away with a front kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Rocksaw throws an overhand right that lands on Obaminator's shoulder, as Obaminator tries to avoid the shot.
Obaminator throwing a counter right hand but Rocksaw manages to avoid it.
Rocksaw lands with a nice body kick.
Rocksaw has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Rocksaw tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Barack Obaminator dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Obaminator scores with a push kick.
Obaminator takes a swing at Rocksaw's ribcage but misses.
Rocksaw counters with a body kick.
Rocksaw throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Obaminator was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Obaminator fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Rocksaw looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Obaminator throws the left hand but Rocksaw avoids the punch easily.
Rocksaw wants to land a leg kick but Obaminator is out of range.
Obaminator missing with a left hand there. Rocksaw was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Obaminator just misses with a punch to the body.
Rocksaw looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Obaminator takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Obaminator misses with a straight left.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obaminator throws the left hand but Rocksaw avoids the punch easily.
Obaminator backing away here, and Rocksaw unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Obaminator lands with a hook. Rocksaw tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Rocksaw's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Obaminator pivots, looking for a leg kick but Rocksaw is out of range and Obaminator settles back down.
Barack Obaminator is winning the standup battle so far.
Rocksaw gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Obaminator.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Obaminator lands a really nice looking cross but Rocksaw seems unphased.
Rocksaw swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Obaminator misses with a body punch
and Rocksaw counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Obaminator darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Rocksaw slips a straight right by Obaminator.
Obaminator with a nice calf kick.
Obaminator moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Obaminator slips under a jab.
Obaminator fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rocksaw manages to avoid it.
Obaminator throws a leg kick but Rocksaw moved away.
And Rocksaw responds with a good body kick, but Obaminator manages to step out the way in time.
Obaminator throws a hook but Rocksaw blocks it.
A nice leg kick from Rocksaw, right into the meat of the thigh.
Rocksaw checks a low kick from Obaminator.
Obaminator rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Rocksaw makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Obaminator really felt that one!
Ramone Rocksaw has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Obaminator throws a poor cross that misses
and Rocksaw counters with a series of strikes. Obaminator will be more careful next time no doubt.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Obaminator throws a leg kick
and Rocksaw counters with a nice right hand that sends Obaminator toppling to the canvas! Obaminator scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Rocksaw finish him?!
Rocksaw moves out of range as Obaminator strikes.
Obaminator tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Rocksaw was well out of range. Poor timing from Obaminator.
Rocksaw scores with a kick to the midsection.
A big left from Obaminator misses.
Rocksaw now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Rocksaw is looking to land body kicks.
An attempted straight right counter from Obaminator misses the target.
Rocksaw throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Obaminator feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Rocksaw lands with a nice body kick.
Obaminator is looking to slow Rocksaw down with leg kicks.
A leg kick checked by Rocksaw.
Obaminator pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Obaminator avoids the body shot from Rocksaw.
Barack Obaminator is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Obaminator uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Rocksaw.
Obaminator pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Obaminator throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Rocksaw sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A head kick misses from Rocksaw.
A little feinted left hand from Obaminator on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Obaminator swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Rocksaw.
Rocksaw throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Obaminator missing with a left hand there. Rocksaw was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Obaminator misses the shot to the body.
Rocksaw takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Rocksaw swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Rocksaw turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Obaminator throws an off balance right hand
and Rocksaw counters with a low kick, right behind Obaminator 's knee.
Rocksaw doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Obaminator misses with a wild body shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Obaminator misses with a leg kick
and Rocksaw counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Rocksaw lands a big head kick that sends Obaminator tumbling to the mat! Rocksaw takes a step backwards and waves Obaminator back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Obaminator is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Obaminator throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Rocksaw counters with a solid body kick.
Oh Obaminator is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Rocksaw is looking for an opening here. He's unloaded a big left hand that catches Obaminator flush on the jaw and sends him tumbling to the canvas! Obaminator is out cold! Rocksaw holds back from landing any unnecessary shots to his unconscious opponent, as the referee reacts slowly to the situation. A brutal knockout and then some excellent sportsmanship - this guy is my new favorite fighter!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:21 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ramone Rocksaw!
An intense looking Ramone Rocksaw took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Always gonna KO this guy'.
Barack Obaminator was interviewed post fight and said 'I'll be black'.
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