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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tu Barrels (ranked 275 p4p, 666 weight class) and Ivan Drago (ranked 35 p4p, 70 weight class). Barrels's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Lock stock and. Drago comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Drago Theme kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!
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195 cm 39 265 23 - 18 - 0 |
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198 cm 23 261 12 - 5 - 0 |
Great wrestler Excellent boxer Very quick |
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Good wrestler World class boxer Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 23 - 18 - 0, fighting out of London, Tu Barrels! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ivan Drago! The judges for this bout are Topper Green, Damien Edna and Skip Squint.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Drago throws a looping overhand right but Barrels ducks down to avoid it. Drago comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range. The fighters circling - Drago throws out the jab but it was never going to land. Drago is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Barrels. It looked like Barrels wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit. Barrels displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Drago throws out the jab. Barrels looks to score with a jab to the body but Drago is just out of range. A shot to the liver by Drago. Beautiful body shot. Drago just misses with a punch to the body.
Drago changes levels and scores with a jab to the body. Barrels is breathing heavily. Drago misses the shot to the body. Drago cracks Barrels with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Barrels looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Drago finish him?
It looks like Tu Barrels has been cut. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Drago lands an uppercut, right on the button! Barrels tumbles backwards into the cage, staring vacantly into space! He's got no idea where he is, who he is or what day it is... Poor guy.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ivan Drago! A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Ivan Drago made sure he mentioned Furnace Performance 🔥, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
100% |
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