PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between James Crazyhorse (ranked 364 p4p, 174 weight class) and Komedor DKasada (ranked 49 p4p, 24 weight class). Crazyhorse kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is They Don’t Care About Us. Komedor DKasada is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Crazyhorse
vs
DKasada

190 cm
32
224
18 - 13 - 0

190 cm
34
211
17 - 9 - 0

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Good wrestler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 13 - 0, fighting out of London, James Crazyhorse!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Komedor DKasada!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Micheangelo Fripello and Ryoma Takatsuka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crazyhorse throws a looping overhand right but DKasada ducks down to avoid it.
Crazyhorse throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
DKasada throws a hook but Crazyhorse blocks it.
Crazyhorse throwing a counter right hand but DKasada manages to avoid it.
DKasada keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Crazyhorse. DKasada shrugs it off though.
Jab, jab by Crazyhorse - just one landing.
Crazyhorse throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Crazyhorse with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling DKasada to score with a decent uppercut.
DKasada swings widly with a right hand
enabling Crazyhorse to counter with a crisp jab.
We've been told by Crazyhorse's head coaches at Point Blanc that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Good leg kick by Crazyhorse.
DKasada misses with a body shot.
DKasada throws a hook to the side of Crazyhorse's head but Crazyhorse sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
DKasada lands a jab to the head.
Crazyhorse is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
DKasada missing with a left hand there. Crazyhorse was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crazyhorse lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
DKasada scores with a jab to the body.
DKasada throws the left hand but Crazyhorse avoids the punch easily.
Crazyhorse looks for the body kick but DKasada saw that one coming.
Crazyhorse looks to score with a jab to the body but DKasada is just out of range.
DKasada appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Crazyhorse uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by DKasada.
Crazyhorse lands a nice looking kick to the body. DKasada takes a step back to recover.
DKasada's coach down at Copes was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on DKasada's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
DKasada uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Crazyhorse.
DKasada throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Crazyhorse sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Crazyhorse lands with a cross.
A jab from DKasada finds it's way through Crazyhorse's defenses.
Crazyhorse throws a hook but DKasada blocks it.
A head kick by Crazyhorse misses
letting DKasada counter with a right hand.
Crazyhorse throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
DKasada misses with a straight right.
Crazyhorse appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Crazyhorse scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. DKasada doesn't seem bothered though.
Crazyhorse swings widly with a right hand
and DKasada counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Crazyhorse thinking.
Crazyhorse swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
DKasada bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Crazyhorse's head backwards.
James Crazyhorse seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Crazyhorse takes a swing at DKasada's ribcage but misses.
Crazyhorse rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and DKasada counters with a nice body shot.
Crazyhorse throws a wild body kick that DKasada sees coming a mile off.
DKasada throws out a counter right but Crazyhorse avoids it with no problem.
Crazyhorse just misses with a punch to the body.
Crazyhorse darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Crazyhorse looks to score with a jab to the body but DKasada is just out of range.
Crazyhorse throws a looping overhand right but DKasada ducks down to avoid it.
DKasada swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
DKasada scores with a one two! Crazyhorse had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Crazyhorse looks to score with a jab to the body but DKasada is just out of range.
It seemed like DKasada was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Crazyhorse fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but DKasada is out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
DKasada scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Nice body kick from Crazyhorse.
DKasada misses with a body shot.
DKasada misses with a left hand
and Crazyhorse counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Crazyhorse misses with a series of wild punches.
DKasada avoids the body shot from Crazyhorse.
Crazyhorse misses with a hook
and DKasada counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
DKasada takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Crazyhorse throws a head kick that misses.
Crazyhorse misses the shot to the body.
DKasada uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Crazyhorse.
DKasada misses with a straight right.
DKasada checks a leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
DKasada lands a jab to the head.
DKasada is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Crazyhorse had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Crazyhorse looks to land a right hand but DKasada moved out of range.
DKasada throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Crazyhorse counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
DKasada lands a jab to the nose.
A swing and a miss from DKasada.
DKasada throws a body shot but no joy.
Crazyhorse moves away from the strike by DKasada.
DKasada just misses with a punch to the body.
Crazyhorse throws a combination. DKasada tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
DKasada walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Crazyhorse lands a head kick. DKasada smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Crazyhorse on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
DKasada scores with a crisp jab that stopped Crazyhorse in his tracks.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that James Crazyhorse will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Nice shot lands for Crazyhorse.
DKasada with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Crazyhorse to score with a decent uppercut.
Crazyhorse misses with a shot to the body
and DKasada counters with a stiff right hand.
Crazyhorse takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
DKasada lands a jab.
Crazyhorse swinging wildly here.
Crazyhorse jabbing away but nothing is landing.
DKasada throws out a counter right but Crazyhorse avoids it with no problem.
Crazyhorse misses with a body shot.
A little jabbing left from DKasada on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
DKasada listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Crazyhorse moves out of range of the strikes.
Crazyhorse throwing a counter right hand but DKasada manages to avoid it.
Crazyhorse staying out of range there.
DKasada throws out a loose jab but Crazyhorse uses good head movement to avoid it.
Crazyhorse misses the shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crazyhorse uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from DKasada.
Crazyhorse jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.

DKasada rushes Crazyhorse and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Crazyhorse misses with a shot to the kidneys.
DKasada throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Crazyhorses head.
DKasada lands a nice uppercut.
DKasada throws a punch but it's blocked by Crazyhorse.
Good body shot from DKasada.
DKasada scores with a shot to the side of Crazyhorse's head.
DKasada goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
DKasada working aggressively here.
DKasada tries to work over Crazyhorse's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Crazyhorse pushes DKasada back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

Crazyhorse pulls guard.

DKasada stands up and waves to Crazyhorse to follow him.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
DKasada cracks Crazyhorse with an open hand slap.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crazyhorse misses with a straight left.
Crazyhorse throws a head kick but DKasada moves out of range.
A swing and a miss from DKasada.
It looked like Crazyhorse wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
DKasada lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Crazyhorse at a distance.
DKasada bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Crazyhorse's head.
A looping hook to the body misses from Crazyhorse. DKasada does a little dance to reset his feet.
Crazyhorse ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Crazyhorse swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Crazyhorse keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Crazyhorse misses with a body shot
and DKasada counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Crazyhorse lands a nice looking body shot.
Crazyhorse swings and misses with a shot to the body
and DKasada counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
DKasada keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Crazyhorse.
Crazyhorse uses good head movement to avoid the hook from DKasada.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
DKasada misses with a body shot.
Crazyhorse swings and misses with a shot to the body
and DKasada counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Crazyhorse thinking.
DKasada throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Crazyhorse connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
DKasada avoids the body shot from Crazyhorse.
DKasada moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
DKasada tries to clinch but Crazyhorse is having none of it.
Crazyhorse throws a leg kick
and Crazyhorse takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
DKasada is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
DKasada lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Crazyhorse looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
A big left from DKasada misses.
Crazyhorse lands an overhand right.
Crazyhorse blocks a jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Crazyhorse takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Crazyhorse looks to score with a jab to the body but DKasada is just out of range.
DKasada misses with a hook.
DKasada staying out of range there.
Crazyhorse defending well as DKasada loads up on a big left hand.
Crazyhorse appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
DKasada walks into a straight right hand from Crazyhorse.
Crazyhorse misses with a body punch
letting DKasada counter with a right hand.

DKasada closes the distance and clinches.
Crazyhorse misses with some punches.
Crazyhorse jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as DKasada walks away with a smile on his face. Crazyhorse gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Crazyhorse misses with a body punch
and DKasada counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Crazyhorse misses with a wild body shot.
Crazyhorse stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
DKasada connects with a single shot there.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Komedor DKasada showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Crazyhorse's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. And we move into the final round!

Good standup being displayed there by DKasada as he connects with a hook.
A big left from DKasada misses.
Crazyhorse moves away from the strike by DKasada.
A jab from Crazyhorse does it's job there.
DKasada swings away with a body shot that misses
and Crazyhorse counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Crazyhorse swinging wildly here.
DKasada looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Crazyhorse lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Crazyhorse listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Crazyhorse misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from DKasada! But no joy.
Crazyhorse uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from DKasada.
Crazyhorse misses with an uppercut
and DKasada counters with a nice body shot.
DKasada avoids the body shot from Crazyhorse.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crazyhorse throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
A shot to the body from DKasada misses
and Crazyhorse counters with a series of strikes. DKasada will be more careful next time no doubt.
Crazyhorse swings for the body but DKasada moves out of range.
Despite the aggression on DKasada's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
DKasada misses with a hook.
DKasada takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Crazyhorse misses the body punch
and DKasada counters with a two punch combo.
Crazyhorse defending well as DKasada loads up on a big left hand.
Nice shot lands for DKasada.
DKasada keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A swing and a miss from DKasada.
Crazyhorse misses with a hook.
Crazyhorse throws a lazy head kick
and DKasada counters with a straight right hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Crazyhorse throws a body shot but no joy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
DKasada slips a straight right by Crazyhorse.
DKasada throws the left hand but Crazyhorse avoids the punch easily.
Good exchange - DKasada coming out on top.
DKasada slips under a jab.
Crazyhorse keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from DKasada.
DKasada ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
DKasada connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Crazyhorse gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Crazyhorse closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Crazyhorse misses with a leg kick.
DKasada throws a nice looking combination but Crazyhorse bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
The fighters circling - DKasada throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
DKasada tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Crazyhorse was well out of range. Poor timing from DKasada.
DKasada misses with a straight left.
A looping hook to the body misses from Crazyhorse. DKasada does a little dance to reset his feet.
DKasada checks a low kick from Crazyhorse.
DKasada lands a jab to Crazyhorse's midsection.
Crazyhorse throws a big shot that misses.
Crazyhorse misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from DKasada.
DKasada misses with a hook.
Crazyhorse looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
DKasada lands a nice looking body shot.
Crazyhorse fakes high and swings low for a body shot but DKasada manages to avoid it.
Crazyhorse takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
A head kick misses from Crazyhorse.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
DKasada throws a hook to the side of Crazyhorse's head but Crazyhorse sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Nice shot by DKasada.
Crazyhorse lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Crazyhorse misses with the body kick
and DKasada connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Crazyhorse loads up on a big right hand but DKasada slips the punch.
Crazyhorse throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent DKasada stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
DKasada is looking to clinch.
DKasada smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
A swing and a miss from DKasada.
DKasada looks to score with a jab to the body but Crazyhorse is just out of range.
Crazyhorse swings and misses with a hook to the body.
DKasada misses with a wild body shot.
Crazyhorse ducks down and throws a hook to the body but DKasada moves away.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Komedor DKasada.
I think DKasada has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Colin Fray scores the fight 28:29
Judge Micheangelo Fripello scores the fight 29:28
Judge Ryoma Takatsuka scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Komedor DKasada!
A relieved looking Komedor DKasada thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.