|
|
PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Barack Obaminator (ranked 147 p4p, 100 weight class) and Fotos Hasapis (ranked 18 p4p, 14 weight class). Obaminator kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Gil Scott-Herron - The Revolution Will Not Be Televised. Barack Obaminator had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business
 |
|
 |
| 186 cm
35
185
41 - 20 - 0 |
|
185 cm
31
185
17 - 7 - 0 |
BJJ Red Belt
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
|
Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Granite chin |
|
| |
|
Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 41 - 20 - 0, fighting out of New York, Barack Obaminator!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Fotos Hasapis!
The judges for this bout are Yasuomi Hirokawa, Hirohito Nitta and Yuuki Gou.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hasapis takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Hasapis ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Hasapis lands an overhand right.
Obaminator throws a body punch but Hasapis moves out of range.
Hasapis misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Obaminator.
Good exchange - Obaminator coming out on top.
Hasapis looking to score a takedown here. Obaminator is defending well but Hasapis drives through and ends up in Obaminator's guard.
Hasapis content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Obaminator is looking for a triangle but Hasapis pushes his legs off easily.
Obaminator working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Hasapis doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Hasapis manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Obaminator has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Hasapis can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Obaminator working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Hasapis.
Obaminator looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Obaminator is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Hasapis trying to control but Obaminator is working from the bottom.
Hasapis showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Hasapis wants to pass the guard but Obaminator is keeping the position.
Hasapis is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Hasapis passes Obaminator's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Obaminator trying to hold on to Hasapis's head to control him but Hasapis postures up.
Hasapis wants to control but Obaminator is keeping him busy.
Obaminator is doing well to control the position and prevent Hasapis from advancing to side control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Obaminator taking some punishment here, with Hasapis in his half guard.
Hasapis is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Obaminator trying to control but Hasapis postures up.
Hasapis not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Obaminator is trying to control but can't.
Hasapis working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hasapis is controlling the pace.
Hasapis looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Hasapis thows a huge punch but Obaminator dodges it nicely.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Hasapis connects with a nice short shot to Obaminator's temple.
Obaminator is refusing to be controlled, as Hasapis sits in half guard.
Obaminator wants to control but Hasapis is keeping busy and won't allow it.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Obaminator gets back to full guard.
Hasapis slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Fotos Hasapis dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Hasapis on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Hasapis uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Obaminator.
A head kick misses from Obaminator.
Obaminator throws a jab but it's blocked by Hasapis.
Hasapis unleashes a big counter combination but Obaminator bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Obaminator throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hasapis throws out a counter right but Obaminator avoids it with no problem.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obaminator scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Obaminator digs a good body shot into Hasapis's ribs.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Obaminator, as that shot connected.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hasapis takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Obaminator scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
It looks like Fotos Hasapis has been cut.
Obaminator looks to land a right hand but Hasapis moved out of range.
A thudding body kick lands there by Obaminator!
Obaminator throws a looping overhand right but Hasapis ducks down to avoid it.
Hasapis appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Hasapis takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Obaminator throws a shot from downtown. Hasapis moves away and avoids it.
Hasapis looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Obaminator lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Obaminator lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Obaminator gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Obaminator misses with a hook. Hasapis ducked under it nicely.
Hasapis throws out a counter right but Obaminator avoids it with no problem.
Hasapis gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Obaminator.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hasapis misses with an uppercut.
A little feinted left hand from Obaminator on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Obaminator connects with a body shot.
Both fighters circling a little - Obaminator finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Obaminator ducks under a wild hook from Hasapis.
Obaminator bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A shot to the liver by Obaminator. Beautiful body shot.
Hasapis takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Obaminator looks to land a body kick but Hasapis moved away.
Obaminator pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Obaminator misses with a wild body shot.
Obaminator connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Hasapis momentarily.
Obaminator lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Obaminator lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Obaminator stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Hasapis.
Obaminator misses with an uppercut
enabling Hasapis to counter with a crisp jab.
Barack Obaminator is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Obaminator throws a lazy right hand but Hasapis sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Hasapis misses with a kick to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hasapis slips a straight right by Obaminator.
Hasapis throws a leg kick
and Obaminator counters with a stiff right hand.
Hasapis moves out of range of the body kick.
Obaminator ducks under a wild hook from Hasapis.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Barack Obaminator dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Fotos Hasapis's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Obaminator slips under a jab.
Obaminator misses with a wild body shot.
Hasapis closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Hasapis just misses with a punch to the body.
Obaminator fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hasapis manages to avoid it.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Obaminator, as that shot connected.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
An inside leg kick lands from Obaminator.
Hasapis misses with a looping left.
Obaminator throws a hook but Hasapis blocks it.
Hasapis unleashes a big counter combination but Obaminator bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
It looks like Obaminator has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A chopping leg kick lands by Hasapis.
A looping hook to the body misses from Obaminator. Hasapis does a little dance to reset his feet.
Obaminator is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Hasapis can do to turn this around?
Obaminator lands with a nice body kick.
Obaminator lands with a good body shot.
Obaminator connects with a body shot that sends Hasapis's belly button to the back.
Obaminator lands a lovely overhand right.
Obaminator lands with a straight right. Hasapis didn't see that one coming.
Obaminator fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Obaminator dips to his left and cracks Hasapis with an uppercut!
That has opened up Fotos Hasapis's cut even more.
Obaminator on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Obaminator throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Obaminator jabs Hasapis to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Hasapis on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Hasapis throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Obaminator.
Obaminator throws a body kick that misses.
Obaminator misses with a body punch
and Hasapis connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hasapis goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Hasapis misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Obaminator was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Obaminator fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hasapis manages to avoid it.
Obaminator avoids the head kick by Hasapis.
Hasapis throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Obaminator cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Obaminator slips a straight right by Hasapis.
Obaminator throws a shot from downtown. Hasapis moves away and avoids it.
A punch lands to the side of Hasapis 's head but he takes it in his stride.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Obaminator throws a quick inside leg kick.
Obaminator takes one on the button.
Obaminator explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
A clash of legs there as Obaminator blocks the low kick.
A counter left hand to the body from Obaminator misses its target.
Obaminator digs a good body shot into Hasapis's ribs.
Obaminator connects with a solid leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Obaminator fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hasapis manages to avoid it.
And that's the end of the fight!
Barack Obaminator showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Obaminator has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yasuomi Hirokawa scores the fight 29:28
Judge Hirohito Nitta scores the fight 29:28
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Barack Obaminator!
Barack Obaminator decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| S |
C
A |
G |
S |
C
B |
G |
|
S |
C |
G |
|
energy
A | B |
|
hype
A | B |
|
pop
A | B |
|
mgr
A | B |
|
FIGHT
RATING
43% |
|
|
|
|
|
|
