PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Charles Eric Cheese (ranked 3 p4p, 249 weight class) and Violent Femme (ranked 1 p4p, 18 weight class). Cheese's entrance music is The Midnight NAMBLA. A fine choice. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Cheese
vs
Femme

175 cm
29
135
22 - 6 - 0

167 cm
35
140
33 - 14 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Granite chin

Conquer
Conviction

30th Century Beer Store
NARCOS

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Charles Eric Cheese!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 33 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Violent Femme!
The judges for this bout are Felipe Paraventi, Edson Gomes and Leandro Rodrigues.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Femme looks to throw the jab but Cheese is out of range.
Femme cracks Cheese with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Cheese looks to land a combination but Femme avoids it well.
Femme looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Femme feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Cheeses jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Femme walks into a left hand.
Femme checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Cheese connects with a crisp jab.
Cheese on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Femme stuns Cheese with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Femme throws a poor cross that misses
and Cheese counters with a nice uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cheese thows a left - swing and a miss!
Femme throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The fighters circling - Cheese throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Femme misses the shot to the body.
Cheese ducks under a wild hook from Femme.
Femme rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Cheese counters with a good low kick that Femme was not able to check.
Femme ducks under a wild hook from Cheese.
Cheese throws a hook but Femme blocks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Femme scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Cheese doesn't seem bothered though.
A slow jab from Femme misses its intended target.
Femme scores with a crisp jab that stopped Cheese in his tracks.
Femme lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Cheese at a distance.
Cheese ducks under a wild hook from Femme.
Cheese really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Femme misses with a hook. Cheese ducked under it nicely.
Femme comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Femme fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Cheese looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Cheese takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Femme just misses with a punch to the body.
Cheese walks into a jab.
Violent Femme seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Femme bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Cheese moves out of range as Femme strikes.
A quick step to the side and Cheese tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cheese throws an overhand right that lands on Femme's shoulder, as Femme tries to avoid the shot.
Cheese pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Femme scores with a jab to the jaw.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Femme cracks a nice hook into Cheese's ribs.
Cheese uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Femme.
A cross from Femme lands.
Femme stuns Cheese with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Cheese throws a body kick that misses.
Femme connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Femme throws out a loose jab but Cheese uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cheese avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Cheese takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Femme scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Cheese doesn't seem bothered though.
Femme misses with a hook. Cheese ducked under it nicely.
Cheese throws a leg kick but Femme sees it coming and moves out of range.
Femme swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Femme dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Cheese takes one to the side of the head.
Cheese throws a low kick but it's checked well by Femme.
Femme scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Femme.
Femme lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
We've been told by Cheese's head coaches at Tosen's Home for Lost Boys that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Femme dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Cheese misses the shot to the body.
Femme bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Cheese's head backwards.
Femme slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Femme scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Femme is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Cheese had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
Femme throws a good cross that connects.
Femme connects with a jab.
Femme uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Cheese.
Femme throws a shot to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Femme punishes Cheese's body with a nice straight punch.
A big left from Femme misses.
A telegraphed right hand from Cheese misses the target.
Cheese slips under a jab from Femme.
Femme ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cheese moves away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Femme moves out of range of the strikes.
Cheese works the jab nicely.
Femme scores with a jab to the body.
Femme throws a shot from downtown. Cheese moves away and avoids it.
Femme fails to land the takedown.
Cheese was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Femme with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Cheese bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Donk. Cheese catches Femme right on the button with a cross.
Femme uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Cheese.
Cheese uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Femme.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Femme scores with a jab to the head.
Cheese slips a jab from Femme.
Femme lands a really nice looking cross but Cheese seems unphased.
Femme connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Violent Femme dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Femme waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Cheese.
Femme misses with a hook.
Femme throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cheese is looking to counter punch.
Femme works Cheese's body with a nice hook.
Cheese swings for the body but Femme moves out of range.
Femme ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Cheese wants to land a leg kick but Femme is out of range.
Cheese uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Femme.
Cheese tries to work over Femme's front leg with a kick but Femme checks it.
Cheese doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Femme tries for a takedown but Cheese sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
A little feinted left hand from Cheese on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Cheese might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Femme digs a good hook to Cheese's body.
Femme throws a right hand that misses
and Cheese counters with a slapping leg kick.
Femme fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Cheese looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Femme steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cheese.
Femme dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A jab from Femme misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cheese defending well as Femme loads up on a big left hand.
Cheese was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Femme throws a looping overhand right but Cheese ducks down to avoid it.
Femme punishes Cheese's body with a nice straight punch.
A big left from Femme misses.
A counter left hand to the body from Cheese misses its target.
Femme loads up on a big right hand but Cheese slips the punch.
Cheese does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Femme jabs Cheese to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Femme misses with a straight right.
Cheese swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Femme waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Cheese.
Femme connects with a body shot.
Femme ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Femme uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cheese.
Cheese swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A big right from Femme misses.
Femme misses the jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Femme throws a right hand that misses
and Cheese counters with a body kick.
Femme throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.

Femme drives through with a takedown into guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Femme wants to pass the guard but Cheese is keeping the position.
Cheese wants to sweep but no luck.
Cheese trying to control the position here.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Femme stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Cheese swivels though and keeps the full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Femme wants to control from the top but Cheese keeps moving.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Femme throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Cheese stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Femme scores with a crisp jab that stopped Cheese in his tracks.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cheese throws a push kick but Femme slaps the foot to one side.
Violent Femme seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A shot to the liver by Femme. Beautiful body shot.
Cheese takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Femme connects with a body shot.
Femme throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Cheese on the side of the head.
Cheese uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Femme.
Femme connects with a single shot there.
Nice straight punches there by Femme. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Femme.
Cheese uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Femme.
Nice defenses there by Cheese.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Femme punishes Cheese's body with a nice straight punch.
Cheese looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Cheese lands a nice looking body kick.
Femme throws a big shot that misses.
Cheese missing with a left hand there. Femme was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Cheese tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Femme was well out of range. Poor timing from Cheese.
Femme takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Violent Femme showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Femme lands a jab to Cheese's midsection.
The fighters circle momentarily. Femme darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Femme throws a shot to the body.
Femme lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Femme lands with a good body shot.
Femme fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Femme scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Femme fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Cheese looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Cheese on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Femme paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Femme clobbers Cheese with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Femme is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cheese.
It looked like Cheese wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Femme swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Femme has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Femme works Cheese's body with a nice hook.
Femme darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Femme cracks a nice hook into Cheese's ribs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Femme scores with a jab to the body.
Cheese blocks a jab.
Femme cracks Cheese with a good jab.
Cheese throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Femme on the side of the head.
Femme scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Femme connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Cheese staying out of range there.
Femme scores with a nice strike.
Good exchange - Femme coming out on top.
Femme scores with a decent looking hook.
Femme punishes Cheese's body with a nice straight punch.
Cheese walks into a stiff left hand from Femme.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Femme uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Femme misses with a looping right.
Femme throws a jab but it's blocked by Cheese.
Nice defenses there by Cheese.
It appears Cheese was looking to counter with a kick there.
Charles Eric Cheese is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Femme stuns Cheese with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Femme takes a jab right on the kisser.
Cheese throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Femme shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Cheese as he avoids it easily.
A telegraphed right hand from Femme misses the target.
Cheese is looking to counter punch.
Femme scores with a hook to the body. Cheese takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Cheese throws a front kick that sends Femme stumbling back into the cage.
Femme takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Femme throws a sloppy body shot
and Cheese counters with a left to the body.
Cheese throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Femme.
Cheese takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Femme throws an overhand right that lands on Cheese's shoulder, as Cheese tries to avoid the shot.
A quick step to the side and Cheese tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Femme fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cheese manages to avoid it.
Cheese bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Femme's head backwards.

Femme is rocked!
Both fighters step back and shake their arms out. Cheese engages and cracks Femme with a massive lead left hook - Femme tumbles to the floor, out cold! What a shot! Cheese is delighted - all that hard work in training paid off!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Charles Eric Cheese!
Charles Eric Cheese retains his bantamweight title!
During a confident post fight interview, Charles Eric Cheese thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.