PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Duck Dodgers (ranked 10 p4p, 29 weight class) and Danny Danger (ranked 2 p4p, 6 weight class). Danger has chosen Wham! - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go as his entrance music. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Dodgers
vs
Danger

193 cm
34
205
23 - 10 - 1

193 cm
33
205
30 - 14 - 1

BJJ Red Belt
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Conquer
Conviction

NARCOS
Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Duck Dodgers!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 14 - 1, fighting out of New York, Danny Danger!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Ren Mimura and Yukihiro Shimada.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dodgers blocks a jab.
Dodgers throws a lazy uppercut
and Danger counters with a nice uppercut.
Danger tries to clinch up.
Dodgers seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Danger wants to clinch.
Dodgers tries to counter by clinching up but Danger breaks away and moves out of range.
Dodgers throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Danger counters with a body kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Danger throws a poor cross that misses
and Dodgers counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
A telegraphed right hand from Danger misses the target.
Dodgers looks to score with a jab to the body but Danger is just out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Danger lands a nice looking kick to the body. Dodgers takes a step back to recover.
Dodgers on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Danger misses with a lunging right hand
and Dodgers counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A big left from Dodgers misses.
Danger just misses with a punch to the body.
Dodgers takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Danger tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Danger swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Dodgers.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Danger rushes in with a sloppy looking punch

and Dodgers holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Dodgers scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Danger struggles to land a body shot inside as Dodgers controls his hands.
Dodgers scores with a shoulder strike.
I was talking to Dodgers's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Danger tries to throw a body punch but Dodgers avoids it by throwing Danger back against the cage.
Danger swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dodgers lands a left hand.
Dodgers throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Dangers head.
Danger throws a head punch that misses.
Dodgers is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Dodgers blocks an uppercut.
Dodgers throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Dangers head.
A left hand lands to the body for Danger.
Danger tries to work over Dodgers's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dodgers has a couple of punches blocked by Danger.
Danger tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dodgers's elbow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Danger blocking some punches.
Dodgers blocks a body shot from Danger.
Dodgers wants to stall.
Dodgers lands with a left to the head.
Dodgers doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Danger blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A right hand to the body from Dodgers.
Dodgers lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Dodgers.
Danger throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Dodgerss head.
Danger tries to work over Dodgers's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Still in the clinch, Dodgers scores with a nice short uppercut.
Dodgers tries to work over Danger's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Danger lands a body punch in the clinch.
A short right from Dodgers.
Danger has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Dodgers seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Danger can turn it around.
Danger lands a body shot.
Danger misses with a body punch.
Good body shot from Dodgers.
Dodgers tries to stall but Danger uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Danger blocks a body shot from Dodgers.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Dodgers fails to land.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Danger.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Dodgers breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Danger misses the jab.
Dodgers is looking to counter punch.
Danger circles away from the clinch attempt
and Danger counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Danger looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Dodgers appears to be looking for a big counter.
Dodgers wants to clinch
and Danger connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Duck Dodgers will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Danger throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Danger misses with a head kick.
Dodgers looks for the body kick but Danger saw that one coming.

Danger has managed to clinch.
Dodgers misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Danger misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dodgers lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Danger tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dodgers's elbow.
Danger goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Danger scores with a shot to the side of Dodgers's head.
Danger doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A body shot lands from Dodgers.
Danger lands a nice uppercut.
Danger can't find room to land a body shot as Dodgers controls the action.
Danger tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dodgers's elbow.
Danger goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Still in the clinch, Dodgers scores with a nice short uppercut.
Danger goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dodgers tries to throw a body punch but Danger avoids it by throwing Dodgers back against the cage.
Dodgers prevents a body shot from Danger.
A body shot lands from Dodgers.
Dodgers misses with a short punch on the inside.

Dodgers breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Dodgers throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.

Dodgers gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Dodgers taking a breather.
A nice left hand lands by Danger.
Dodgers swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dodgers has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Dodgers lands a nice uppercut.
Dodgers takes a shot to the head.
Danger tries a body shot but Dodgers blocks it.
Duck Dodgers has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A head punch on the inside from Danger fails to land.
Dodgers misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dodgers tries to work over Danger's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Danger struggles to land a body shot inside as Dodgers controls his hands.
Dodgers lands a right hand that snaps the head of Danger backwards.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Danger throws a head punch that misses.
Danger struggles to land a body shot inside as Dodgers controls his hands.
Come on Dodgers - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Danger is trying to push Dodgers away but Dodgers has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Dodgers leaning his opponent against the cage.
Dodgers blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Danger throws a head punch that misses.
Danger struggles to land a body shot inside as Dodgers controls his hands.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dodgers.
Dodgers prevents a body shot from Danger.
Danger lands a right hand.
Danger swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dodgers blocks a body shot from Danger.
Dodgers tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Danger's elbow.
Dodgers leaning his opponent against the cage.
A short body shot lands from Danger as the two fighters clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Danger lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Dodgers or not.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Danger goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Danger struggles to land a body shot inside as Dodgers controls his hands.
Danger misses with a hook from the clinch.
Danger lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Danger lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Danger.
A body shot lands from Danger.
Danger lands a left hand.
Nice body punch from Danger.
Danger lands a body shot.
Danger is leaning against Dodgers and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.

Danger breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Danger throws a body kick that misses.
Danger lands with a jab that stuns his opponent. Dodgers is looking to close the distance but Danger sees it coming and throws a beautiful knee! Dodgers crumbles to the mat and that's all she wrote! Let's hope Dodgers is OK because that was naaaaaasty!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Knee). Danny Danger!
Danny Danger is the new light heavyweight champion!
A relieved looking Danny Danger thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.