PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Finnish Tax Payer (ranked 98 p4p, 657 weight class) and Pauly Jurgensen Sanchez (ranked 10 p4p, 66 weight class). Tax Payer's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Konala Cartelli - Mäkikotka. Pauly Jurgensen Sanchez has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Tax Payer
vs
Jurgensen Sanchez

176 cm
41
145
45 - 22 - 1

174 cm
34
144
28 - 15 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Heavy handed

FF Gear
NARCOS

Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 45 - 22 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Finnish Tax Payer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Pauly Jurgensen Sanchez!
The judges for this bout are Matheus Silva, Emerson Jorge and Mauricio Rocha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tax Payer attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
The fighters circling - Jurgensen Sanchez throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
It looked like Tax Payer wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Jurgensen Sanchez connects with a leg kick.
Tax Payer gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Jurgensen Sanchez ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tax Payer moves away.
Jurgensen Sanchez thows a body kick. Tax Payer tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Jurgensen Sanchez blocks a jab.
Tax Payer pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jurgensen Sanchez rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Tax Payer moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A telegraphed right hand from Jurgensen Sanchez misses the target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jurgensen Sanchez throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Tax Payer went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Jurgensen Sanchez throws a looping overhand right but Tax Payer ducks down to avoid it.
Jurgensen Sanchez throws an overhand right that lands on Tax Payer's shoulder, as Tax Payer tries to avoid the shot.
Tax Payer connects with a body shot.
Tax Payer throws a series of punches but Jurgensen Sanchez moves out of range.
Tax Payer looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tax Payer misses the shot to the body.
Jurgensen Sanchez swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Jurgensen Sanchez looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Tax Payer misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Tax Payer throws a head kick that misses.
Jurgensen Sanchez delivers a nice body kick.
Jurgensen Sanchez fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Tax Payer looks to land a right hand but Jurgensen Sanchez moved out of range.
Jurgensen Sanchez checks a leg kick.
Jurgensen Sanchez comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Pauly Jurgensen Sanchez seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jurgensen Sanchez misses with a looping left.
Jurgensen Sanchez lands with a thumping leg kick.
Tax Payer throws a looping overhand right but Jurgensen Sanchez ducks down to avoid it.
Jurgensen Sanchez missing with a left hand there. Tax Payer was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Jurgensen Sanchez with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Tax Payer to score with a decent uppercut.

It looks like Pauly Jurgensen Sanchez has been cut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jurgensen Sanchez misses with a leg kick.
Tax Payer throws a big counter combination but Jurgensen Sanchez scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Jurgensen Sanchez cracks Tax Payer with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sloppy strikes from Tax Payer. Those never looked like landing.
Jurgensen Sanchez avoids the body shot from Tax Payer.
Jurgensen Sanchez misses with a combination
and Tax Payer counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Jurgensen Sanchez staying out of range there.
Tax Payer lands a nice shot that snaps Jurgensen Sanchez's head back.
Tax Payer moves forwards but Jurgensen Sanchez connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Tax Payer thuds his right hand into Jurgensen Sanchez's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Jab from Jurgensen Sanchez.
Good work by Tax Payer as he checks the leg kick.
Tax Payer throwing a counter right hand but Jurgensen Sanchez manages to avoid it.
Tax Payer misses the shot to the body.
Jurgensen Sanchez unleashes a big counter combination but Tax Payer bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Jurgensen Sanchez lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A cross from Jurgensen Sanchez lands.
Jurgensen Sanchez throws a body punch but Tax Payer moves out of range.
Tax Payer with a nice cross.
Tax Payer walks into a stiff left hand from Jurgensen Sanchez.
Tax Payer throws a leg kick but Jurgensen Sanchez checks it.
Jurgensen Sanchez keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Tax Payer takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Tax Payer throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Tax Payer misses with a body shot.
Jurgensen Sanchez was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Tax Payer buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Jurgensen Sanchez misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Sloppy strikes from Jurgensen Sanchez. Those never looked like landing.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A lazy body kick from Jurgensen Sanchez
and Tax Payer cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Tax Payer shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tax Payer moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

Jurgensen Sanchez is rocked!
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Tax Payer.
Jurgensen Sanchez is still on wobbly legs! Can Tax Payer finish him?
Tax Payer cracks Jurgensen Sanchez with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Jurgensen Sanchez tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Tax Payer pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Jurgensen Sanchez is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Finnish Tax Payer!
A very excited looking Finnish Tax Payer rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.