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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Natalia Pisswater (ranked 75 p4p, 187 weight class) and Ilari Rahamies (ranked 4 p4p, 13 weight class). Natalia Pisswater had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 11 - 2, fighting out of Amsterdam, Natalia Pisswater!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Ilari Rahamies!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Sano, Tatsuya Matsuyama and Sosuke Kotani.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rahamies pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Rahamies misses with a two punch combination.
Rahamies misses with a wild body shot.
Pisswater thows a left - swing and a miss!
Pisswater gets a takedown into half guard.
Rahamies makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!
Pisswater misses with a wild body shot.
Pisswater misses with a hook.
Rahamies throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pisswater stalks Rahamies and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Rahamies's face. Rahamies staggers backwards, shaken.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pisswater looks to score with a jab to the body but Rahamies is just out of range.
Pisswater rushes Rahamies and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Pisswater tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Rahamies misses with a hook from the clinch.
Pisswater lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Pisswater misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Rahamies escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Rahamies throws a hook but Pisswater blocks it.
Pisswater clinches.
Rahamies scores with an uppercut up the middle.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Still in the clinch, Rahamies scores with a nice short uppercut.
Rahamies gets through Pisswater's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Pisswater has Rahamies pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Pisswater pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Rahamies tumbling to the mat - Pisswater dives into Rahamies's guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Pisswater accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Rahamies told us pre-fight that he has been working on his escapes in training. Let's see if he can call on some of his new skills to get back to his feet.
Pisswater trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Pisswater won't allow Rahamies to get back to his feet.
Pisswater throwing strikes from guard but Rahamies blocks nicely.
Pisswater in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Rahamies is edging up against the cage. He's using the cage to get back to his feet. Nice work there - the fighters are clinched.
Pisswater's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Pisswater misses with a short punch on the inside.
Rahamies tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Rahamies manages to break the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pisswater swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rahamies keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Rahamies looks to score with a jab to the body but Pisswater is just out of range.
Rahamies steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Pisswater.
Rahamies displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Pisswater.
Pisswater swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Pisswater shoots for a takedown but Rahamies saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Natalia Pisswater. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Sloppy strikes from Rahamies. Those never looked like landing.
Rahamies doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Rahamies misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pisswater.
Pisswater seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Rahamies misses with an uppercut.
Pisswater misses with a looping right.
Ilari Rahamies is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Rahamies is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Pisswater fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rahamies manages to avoid it.
Pisswater avoids a kick to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Pisswater. Rahamies does a little dance to reset his feet.
Rahamies doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Rahamies lands a head shot.
Pisswater has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Rahamies.
Rahamies connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater slips under a jab from Rahamies.
Pisswater lands a jab to Rahamies's midsection.
Rahamies misses with a straight right.
Pisswater thows a left - swing and a miss!
Rahamies doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Rahamies moves into range and connects with a jab.
Pisswater is looking to wear down Rahamies with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Pisswater closes the distance and clinches.
Pisswater is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Rahamies pulls him back up using the underhooks.
A head punch on the inside from Pisswater fails to land.
A short right from Rahamies.
Pisswater stalls.
A head punch on the inside from Pisswater fails to land.
Rahamies tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Pisswater's elbow.
Rahamies escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Rahamies throws a body punch but Pisswater moves out of range.
Natalia Pisswater seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Rahamies gets caught napping as Pisswater dives in and scores a takedown. Rahamies manages to retain guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Rahamies wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and Pisswater manages to pass to side control.
Rahamies wants to get back to his feet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater trying to mount his opponent but Rahamies defends it.
Pisswater seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Pisswater is nestled in close to Rahamies, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Rahamies is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Pisswater scores with a couple of nice shots.
Pisswater missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Pisswater is pressing down on Rahamies's thigh, looking to free his foot. Rahamies is holding on for now.
Ground and pound from Pisswater.
Pisswater prevents Rahamies from standing back up.
Pisswater has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Pisswater winds up and cracks Rahamies with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Pisswater is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Rahamies doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Pisswater.
Pisswater is looking for a kimura here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Natalia Pisswater will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Rahamies throws a jab but it's blocked by Pisswater.
Pisswater misses the jab.
A jab from Rahamies misses.
Pisswater shoots in for a takedown but Rahamies shows good takedown defense.
Rahamies throws a head kick but Pisswater moves out of range.
Rahamies throws a sloppy head kick and Pisswater moves out of range easily.
Pisswater looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Ilari Rahamies seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Rahamies scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Nice uppercut there from Rahamies.
Rahamies fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Pisswater shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Rahamies is trying to defend but Pisswater finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Rahamies keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pisswater wants to work for an arm triangle but Rahamies is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Rahamies is trying to stand.
Rahamies has hold of Pisswater's hands but Pisswater slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rahamies is looking to escape.
Rahamies kicks Pisswater off and gets back to his feet.
Good leg kick by Rahamies.
Rahamies misses with a hook.
Rahamies takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Pisswater slips a straight right by Rahamies.
Pisswater looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Natalia Pisswater. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Pisswater tries to work over Rahamies's front leg with a kick but Rahamies checks it.
Pisswater misses with a looping right.
Rahamies uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Pisswater.
Rahamies attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Pisswater throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
No luck for Pisswater with that takedown attempt.
Rahamies connects with a looping right hand.
Pisswater checks the leg kick nicely there.
Pisswater slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pisswater has managed to clinch.
Pisswater working aggressively here.
Pisswater lands a right hand that snaps the head of Rahamies backwards.
Pisswater is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Pisswater tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Rahamies smiles and moves away.
Rahamies misses with a low kick.
Pisswater takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Rahamies scores with a body shot.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Rahamies throws a body punch but Pisswater moves out of range.
Rahamies connects with a solid leg kick.
Pisswater wants to clinch.
Rahamies cracks Pisswater with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Rahamies avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Rahamies throws out the jab.
Pisswater shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Rahamies defends it nicely.
Rahamies ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Pisswater throws a jab but it's blocked by Rahamies.
Pisswater throws a low kick but it's checked well by Rahamies.
Rahamies looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Pisswater forces Rahamies back against the cage and clinches.
Rahamies struggles to land a body shot inside as Pisswater controls his hands.
Pisswater manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Rahamies stands and steps away. Pisswater gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Rahamies uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Pisswater.
Pisswater slips under a jab.
Rahamies misses with a straight left.
Rahamies avoids the body shot from Pisswater.
Rahamies feints a counter leg kick.
Rahamies walks into a stiff left hand from Pisswater.
Pisswater cracks Rahamies with an open hand slap.
Pisswater scores with a hook to the body. Rahamies takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Rahamies throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Pisswater counters with a straight right hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rahamies works the jab nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rahamies uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Pisswater.
Rahamies blocks a leg kick.
Rahamies takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Rahamies swats away the attempt to clinch by Pisswater.
Rahamies throws a series of punches but Pisswater avoids them all with ease.
A big right from Pisswater misses.
Pisswater looks to score with a jab to the body but Rahamies is just out of range.
Rahamies misses with a body shot.
Pisswater blocks a leg kick.
Pisswater looks for a takedown but Rahamies sprawls well.
Rahamies throws out a counter right but Pisswater avoids it with no problem.
Pisswater getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Pisswater slips a jab and a cross from Rahamies.
Pisswater walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Pisswater moves in looking to clinch but Rahamies pushes him off.
Rahamies keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Pisswater on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Ilari Rahamies showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Rahamies misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Rahamies misses with a straight left.
Pisswater swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Pisswater bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Rahamies throws a looping overhand right but Pisswater ducks down to avoid it.
Pisswater fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Pisswater displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Rahamies throws out the jab.
Pisswater is looking to counter punch.
Pisswater cracks a nice hook into Rahamies's ribs.
Rahamies misses with a low kick.
Pisswater attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Pisswater ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Pisswater misses with a hook.
A lazy left from Rahamies finds it's target.
Rahamies looks to land a right hand but Pisswater moved out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pisswater takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Rahamies throws a leg kick but Pisswater checks it.
Pisswater throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A big right from Pisswater misses.
Pisswater has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Rahamies.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A looping hook to the body misses from Pisswater. Rahamies does a little dance to reset his feet.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rahamies has a couple of punches blocked by Pisswater.
Rahamies blocking some punches.
Pisswater keeps control of Rahamies as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Pisswater throws a head punch that misses.
A nice right hand lands inside from Pisswater.
Rahamies misses with some punches.
Pisswater stalling the fight.
Pisswater misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Pisswater working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A frustrated look appears on Rahamies's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Rahamies fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Rahamies.
Rahamies misses with the head strike.
Rahamies blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A short right from Pisswater.
Pisswater keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Rahamies's efforts to push away.
Still in the clinch, Rahamies scores with a nice short uppercut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Nice body punch from Pisswater.
A shot in the inside from Pisswater.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rahamies has a couple of punches blocked by Pisswater.
Pisswater lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Nice body punch from Pisswater - that landed with a thud.
Rahamies misses with a short punch on the inside.
Rahamies tries to work over Pisswater's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Rahamies misses with the head strike.
Pisswater makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Pisswater fails to land.
Rahamies tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Pisswater's elbow.
Rahamies throws a punch but it's blocked by Pisswater.
Rahamies blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Pisswater creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Rahamies breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Good standup being displayed there by Pisswater as he connects with a hook.
Rahamies walks into a straight right hand from Pisswater.
Pisswater throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rahamies throws a jab but it's blocked by Pisswater.
Pisswater scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Rahamies doesn't seem bothered though.
Rahamies throws a body punch but Pisswater moves out of range.
Pisswater shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Rahamies as he avoids it easily.
Pisswater avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Rahamies works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Rahamies uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Pisswater.
Rahamies gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Rahamies misses with a low kick as Pisswater jumps back.
Pisswater throws a body shot but no joy.
Rahamies scores with a jab to the head.
Rahamies with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Pisswater to score with a decent uppercut.
Rahamies defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Pisswater.
Rahamies misses the jab.
Rahamies connects with a jab.
Pisswater tries to clinch up but Rahamies circles away and keeps his distance.
Rahamies throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pisswater moves out of range as Rahamies strikes.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Rahamies moves away.
Pisswater ducks under a wild hook from Rahamies.
Pisswater motions for Rahamies to come forward. Pisswater throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Pisswater uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Rahamies has time to react.
Pisswater ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Rahamies moves away.
A swing and a miss from Rahamies.
Pisswater shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Pisswater showed some decent athleticism there.
Rahamies pushes Pisswater off and gets back to his feet.
Rahamies ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Pisswater moves away.
Pisswater walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Rahamies checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Rahamies waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Pisswater.
Rahamies throws a body shot but no joy.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Pisswater with a lazy takedown attempt
and Rahamies counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Natalia Pisswater. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Rahamies is looking to score with low kicks.
Rahamies dips to his left and cracks Pisswater with an uppercut!
Pisswater is looking to score with low kicks.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but Natalia Pisswater did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Pisswater misses with a looping right.
Pisswater throws a body shot but no joy.
Rahamies lands a jab to the head.
A nice leg kick lands there from Rahamies.
Pisswater takes a shot right to the bread basket.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Rahamies.
Rahamies scores with a crisp jab that stopped Pisswater in his tracks.
Pisswater closes the distance and clinches.
Pisswater can't find room to land a body shot as Rahamies controls the action.
Rahamies blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Pisswater blocks an uppercut.
Rahamies escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Pisswater fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Rahamies misses with a shot to the body
enabling Pisswater to counter with a crisp jab.
Pisswater ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pisswater with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Pisswater has taken the fight to the clinch.
Pisswater lands a hook that snaps the head of Rahamies backwards.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pisswater tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Rahamies breaks from the clinch.
Rahamies lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Pisswater at a distance.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Pisswater checks a leg kick.
Rahamies fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pisswater manages to avoid it.
Rahamies throws a jab but it's blocked by Pisswater.
Pisswater throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Rahamies throws a wild body kick that Pisswater sees coming a mile off.
Pisswater looks to score with a jab to the body but Rahamies is just out of range.
Rahamies throws out a loose jab but Pisswater uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pisswater darts in looking for a takedown but Rahamies gets double underhooks and turns Pisswater into the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Natalia Pisswater. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Rahamies softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Rahamies prevents a body shot from Pisswater.
Rahamies swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short uppercut from Rahamies.
Pisswater working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Pisswater tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Rahamies's elbow.
Rahamies misses with a hook to the ribs.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rahamies blocks an uppercut.
Rahamies escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Rahamies throws a solid leg kick but Pisswater takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Rahamies.
Rahamies throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Pisswater.
Pisswater drives through with a takedown into guard.
Rahamies has managed to wall walk up one of the corner posts to get back to his feet. Pisswater is pushing him up against the cage, looking to control the position.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rahamies fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Pisswater lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Rahamies is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Pisswater presses Rahamies against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Pisswater.
Pisswater lands with a short shot to the head.
Pisswater tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Rahamies's elbow.
Pisswater misses with a hook to the ribs.
Rahamies swings wildly with an uppercut but Pisswater uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pisswater tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Rahamies wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Rahamies pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater lands a body shot.
Rahamies uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Pisswater.
A big left from Rahamies misses.
Rahamies takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Pisswater takes the fight into the clinch.
Pisswater lands a hook to the side of the head.
Natalia Pisswater has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A frustrated look appears on Rahamies's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Pisswater lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Rahamies gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Pisswater.
Pisswater misses with some punches.
Pisswater struggles to land a body shot inside as Rahamies controls his hands.
Rahamies is trying to push Pisswater away but Pisswater has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Pisswater is trying to pull guard but Rahamies turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Rahamies lands a right hand that snaps the head of Pisswater backwards.
A nice left hand lands by Pisswater.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rahamies makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A short uppercut from Pisswater.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pisswater gets control of Rahamies's arms and successfully pulls guard. Pisswater will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Pisswater pushes a forearm under Rahamies's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, Rahamies is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:32 of round 4, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Natalia Pisswater!
Natalia Pisswater retains his bantamweight title!
A relieved looking Natalia Pisswater thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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