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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Swag Sitsongrit (ranked 318 p4p, 1168 weight class) and Macho Maam Tranny Savage (ranked 38 p4p, 123 weight class). Tranny Savage comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Gay Bar kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Swag Sitsongrit is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Swag Sitsongrit!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Macho Maam Tranny Savage!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Percy O'Donnell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sitsongrit scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Tranny Savage lands with a cross.
Tranny Savage lands with a hook. Sitsongrit tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Tranny Savage takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Tranny Savage gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Sitsongrit.
It looks like Macho Maam Tranny Savage has been cut.
Tranny Savage throws a right hand that misses
and Sitsongrit counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Sitsongrit misses with a body shot.
Tranny Savage looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Tranny Savage fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Sitsongrit appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Tranny Savage stalks Sitsongrit and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Sitsongrit's face. Sitsongrit staggers backwards, shaken.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tranny Savage misses with a head kick.
Tranny Savage swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Sitsongrit counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Sitsongrit, as that shot connected.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A chopping leg kick lands by Sitsongrit.
Tranny Savage moves forwards but Sitsongrit connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Sitsongrit uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Tranny Savage.
Sitsongrit uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Tranny Savage has time to react.
Tranny Savage moves out of range as Sitsongrit strikes.
Tranny Savage drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Sitsongrit defends it well.
The fighters circling - Tranny Savage throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Sitsongrit throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Sitsongrit keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Tranny Savage moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Sitsongrit throws a leg kick but Tranny Savage sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Tranny Savage pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Sitsongrit slips a jab from Tranny Savage.
Sitsongrit is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sitsongrit misses with a wild body shot.
Tranny Savage throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Sitsongrit appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sitsongrit. Tranny Savage does a little dance to reset his feet.
Tranny Savage feints the counter takedown.
Tranny Savage tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Sitsongrit throws a jab when Tranny Savage was well out of range.
Tranny Savage throws a lazy right hand but Sitsongrit sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A swing and a miss from Sitsongrit.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sitsongrit keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Tranny Savage swings widly with a right hand
and Sitsongrit counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
We've been told by Sitsongrit's head coaches at Sitsongrit Gym that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Swag Sitsongrit is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Sitsongrit misses with a straight right.
A little jabbing left from Tranny Savage on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
A telegraphed right hand from Sitsongrit misses the target.
Tranny Savage throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Sitsongrit counters with a straight right hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
That kick from Sitsongrit tenderised Tranny Savage's leg. Tranny Savage is trying to keep his angry face on.
Tranny Savage scores with a decent looking hook.
Sitsongrit throws a leg kick that is checked
and Tranny Savage counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Tranny Savage uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Sitsongrit.
Sitsongrit avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Tranny Savage lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Sitsongrit lands a head shot.
Sitsongrit ducks under a wild hook from Tranny Savage.
Sitsongrit feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Tranny Savage throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Sitsongrit scores with a jab to the body.
Tranny Savage tests Sitsongrit's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Sitsongrit slips a straight right by Tranny Savage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sitsongrit staying out of range there.
Sitsongrit scores with a jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A swing and a miss from Sitsongrit.
Tranny Savage throws a poor cross that misses
and Sitsongrit counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Tranny Savage has closed the distance and engaged Sitsongrit in a clinch.
Sitsongrit tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Tranny Savage's elbow.
Tranny Savage is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Sitsongrit pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Sitsongrit misses with the head strike.
Sitsongrit cracks Tranny Savage with a nice body shot.
Sitsongrit misses with a hook from the clinch.
Tranny Savage's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Tranny Savage blocking some punches.
A hook to the body from Sitsongrit.
Sitsongrit lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Tranny Savage misses with a short punch on the inside.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Swag Sitsongrit dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Macho Maam Tranny Savage's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.
Sitsongrit throws a looping overhand right but Tranny Savage ducks down to avoid it.
Sitsongrit scores with a jab to the body.
Sitsongrit lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Sitsongrit lands a nice looking body shot.
Tranny Savage throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Sitsongrit counters with a nice uppercut.
Sitsongrit throws a lazy right hand but Tranny Savage sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Sitsongrit throws a hook to the side of Tranny Savage's head but Tranny Savage sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Tranny Savage misses with an uppercut. Sitsongrit saw that one coming.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tranny Savage scores with a body shot.
Tranny Savage has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Tranny Savage there as he acknowledges the shot.
Sitsongrit moves away from the strike by Tranny Savage.
Sitsongrit misses with a hook.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jab, jab by Sitsongrit - just one landing.
Sitsongrit has Tranny Savage up against the cage in a clinch.
Tranny Savage's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Sitsongrit gets underhooks to prevent Tranny Savage's takedown attempt.
Sitsongrit misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Tranny Savage tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Sitsongrit lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Tranny Savage has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Sitsongrit after a bit of a struggle.
Swag Sitsongrit has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Macho Maam Tranny Savage.
Sitsongrit misses with a body punch.
Sitsongrit lands a hook to the side of the head.
Tranny Savage is looking to take this one to the mat.
Sitsongrit takes a shot to the head.
Sitsongrit lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Sitsongrit lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Tranny Savage.
Swag Sitsongrit has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Sitsongrit misses with a shot to the kidneys.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tranny Savage misses with the head strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Tranny Savage.
Tranny Savage misses with a hook to the ribs.
Sitsongrit makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Sitsongrit lands a body punch in the clinch.
Sitsongrit pushes Tranny Savage back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Tranny Savage misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Tranny Savage blocking some punches.
Sitsongrit lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Sitsongrit.
Sitsongrit works on Tranny Savage's body with a couple of short punches.
Sitsongrit working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Sitsongrit breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Sitsongrit misses with a straight right.
Tranny Savage let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Tranny Savage walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Sitsongrit checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Tranny Savage misses with a hook to the body
and Sitsongrit counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sitsongrit lands a leg kick that knocks Tranny Savage off balance momentarily.
Tranny Savage shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Tranny Savage was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Sitsongrit is looking for a sweep.
Tranny Savage is trying to get an arm triangle but Sitsongrit is defending well.
Tranny Savage throws an elbow but Sitsongrit slips to the side and avoids it well.
Sitsongrit explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!
Tranny Savage ducks under a wild hook from Sitsongrit.
Macho Maam Tranny Savage seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tranny Savage takes a shot right to the bread basket.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tranny Savage tries for a takedown but Sitsongrit circles away easily
and Tranny Savage takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A big left from Sitsongrit misses.
Tranny Savage looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Tranny Savage misses with a double jab.
An attempted straight right counter from Sitsongrit misses the target.
Tranny Savage misses the body punch
and Sitsongrit counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Sitsongrit lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Tranny Savage at a distance.
Tranny Savage misses with a left hand
and Sitsongrit counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Sitsongrit is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Tranny Savage can do to turn this around?
Tranny Savage is breathing heavily.
Sitsongrit slips a jab from Tranny Savage.
Tranny Savage tests Sitsongrit's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Sitsongrit uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Tranny Savage.
Sitsongrit throws a low kick but Tranny Savage moves out of range easily.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Swag Sitsongrit dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Macho Maam Tranny Savage's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Tranny Savage ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Sitsongrit thows a left - swing and a miss!
Sitsongrit with a nice calf kick.
Sitsongrit ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tranny Savage moves away.
A big right from Tranny Savage misses.
Sitsongrit swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Sitsongrit darts in and clinches Tranny Savage up against the cage.
Sitsongrit tries to throw a body punch but Tranny Savage avoids it by throwing Sitsongrit back against the cage.
Sitsongrit pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
A big left from Tranny Savage misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sitsongrit blocks a head kick by Tranny Savage.
Tranny Savage rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
enabling Sitsongrit to counter with a crisp jab.
A looping hook to the body misses from Tranny Savage. Sitsongrit does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sitsongrit throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Tranny Savage makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tranny Savage throws a lazy head kick
and Sitsongrit counters with a left to the body.
Sitsongrit ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
A thudding body kick lands there by Tranny Savage!
Sitsongrit throws a body shot but no joy.
Tranny Savage bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Sitsongrit's head.
Tranny Savage throws a low kick but Sitsongrit moves out of range easily.
Tranny Savage swings widly with a right hand
and Sitsongrit counters with a straight right hand.
Tranny Savage shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Sitsongrit waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Tranny Savage.
Sitsongrit jabs Tranny Savage to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Sitsongrit looks to score with a jab to the body but Tranny Savage is just out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tranny Savage throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Sitsongrit appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Sitsongrit keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Tranny Savage throws a lazy body kick
and Sitsongrit counters with a nice uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tranny Savage swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Sitsongrit swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Tranny Savage wants to clinch.
Tranny Savage goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Tranny Savage lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Sitsongrit has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Sitsongrit and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Sitsongrit feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Swag Sitsongrit is winning the standup battle so far.
Tranny Savage walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Tranny Savage lands a nice looking body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sitsongrit connects with a good right hand that stumbles Tranny Savage. Tranny Savage circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Tranny Savage is rocked!
Tranny Savage shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Sitsongrit eats them both and turns towards Tranny Savage to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Tranny Savage is still on wobbly legs! Can Sitsongrit finish him?
Tranny Savage throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tranny Savage seems to have recovered his senses.
Sitsongrit works Tranny Savage's body with a nice hook.
Tranny Savage rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Sitsongrit counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Tranny Savage takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Tranny Savage throws a leg kick
and Sitsongrit counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Sitsongrit dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Sitsongrit scores with a nice head shot.
Tranny Savage misses with a shot to the body
and Sitsongrit counters with a straight right hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sitsongrit scoring well with a low kick there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tranny Savage misses with an uppercut
and Sitsongrit counters with a big right hand! Oh Tranny Savage is in trouble here! Sitsongrit follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:08 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Swag Sitsongrit!
Swag Sitsongrit retains his lightweight title!
Swag Sitsongrit spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.
In defeat, Macho Maam Tranny Savage stepped up to the mic, saying 'Stop by my booth out front of the venue to get your.
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