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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Parmesan Cheese (ranked 1598 p4p, 1564 weight class) and Yuuji Hoshino (ranked 123 p4p, 122 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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175 cm 27 135 7 - 4 - 0 |
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168 cm 38 140 24 - 20 - 0 |
Great wrestler World class boxer Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler Excellent MT Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Parmesan Cheese! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 24 - 20 - 0, fighting out of London, Yuuji Hoshino! The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Wesley Smith and Frank Dennis.
 The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cheese rushes Hoshino and presses him up against the cage. Cheese lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. Hoshino tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. Cheese misses with a short punch on the inside. Cheese really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape. Cheese misses with a hook to the ribs.
Cheese misses with a hook to the ribs.
Cheese tries a body shot but Hoshino blocks it.
Hoshino misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Hoshino is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath. Cheese tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Hoshino misses with a punch on the inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Cheese has a couple of punches blocked by Hoshino.
Cheese is leaning against Hoshino and scores with a nice uppercut to the body. Cheese has Hoshino pushed against the cage. The referee calls for Cheese to work.
Cheese displaying some good clinch control by pressing Hoshino up against the cage.
 That's one minute gone in the round. Cheese misses with a hook to the ribs.
Cheese blocking some punches.
Cheese tries a body shot but Hoshino blocks it.
Cheese lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. Cheese lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Hoshino or not. Cheese tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Hoshino's elbow. Cheese goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Still in the clinch, Cheese scores with a nice short uppercut. Still in the clinch, Cheese scores with a nice short uppercut. Hoshino has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Cheese seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Hoshino can turn it around. Cheese tries to work over Hoshino's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. Cheese lands with a right to the head. A nice left hand lands by Cheese.
 That's two minutes gone in the round. Cheese lands with a light punch inside. Cheese misses with some punches.
Hoshino lands with a short head shot on the inside. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. A bit of stalling here from Hoshino.
Cheese scores with a shot to the side of Hoshino's head. Cheese throws a punch but it's blocked by Hoshino. A short uppercut from Cheese. Cheese lands with a short head shot on the inside. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Hoshino. Cheese throws a head punch that misses. Cheese lands a right hand that snaps the head of Hoshino backwards. Cheese pushes Hoshino back against the cage and unloads with a body punch. Hoshino blocks an uppercut.
Cheese scores with a nice hook to the head. Hoshino tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Cheese lands a body shot.
 That's three minutes gone in the round. A short left from Cheese. Cheese misses with a short punch on the inside. Hoshino tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Hoshino tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Still in the clinch, Cheese scores with a nice short uppercut. Cheese lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. Cheese blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Still in the clinch, Cheese scores with a nice short uppercut. Still in the clinch, Cheese scores with a nice short uppercut. Hoshino throws a punch but it's blocked by Cheese. Cheese tries to work over Hoshino's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. Cheese throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Hoshinos head. Cheese tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. Cheese displaying some good clinch control by pressing Hoshino up against the cage. Cheese gets through Hoshino's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
 That's four minutes gone in the round. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Hoshino blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cheese working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely. Cheese blocks a body shot from Hoshino. Cheese struggles to land a body shot inside as Hoshino controls his hands.
Cheese misses with a punch on the inside.
Cheese lands a left hand.
Hoshino blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Hoshino prevents a body shot from Cheese. Cheese misses with a punch on the inside.
Cheese misses with a short punch on the inside. Cheese swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hoshino. Cheese misses with some punches.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Parmesan Cheese dominated that round. The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.
Cheese ducks under a wild hook from Hoshino. Cheese throws a lazy body kick enabling Hoshino to counter with a crisp jab. Cheese dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Hoshino. That did some damage!
Cheese instigates a clinch. Hoshino blocks an uppercut.
Both guys are working to get underhooks. The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky. Cheese makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut. Cheese tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Cheese misses with a shot to the kidneys.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Hoshino blocking some punches.
Both guys are working to get underhooks. Cheese prevents a body shot from Hoshino. Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Cheese. Hoshino swings away with an uppercut that misses.
 That's one minute gone in the round. Both guys are working to get underhooks. Cheese has a couple of punches blocked by Hoshino.
Cheese misses with a punch to the body.
Cheese lands a body punch. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cheese. Cheese misses with the head strike.
Cheese lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Hoshino. Cheese will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Hoshino up against the cage. Cheese is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Hoshino can do to turn this around? Cheese lands a right hand that snaps the head of Hoshino backwards. Cheese scores with a shot to the side of Hoshino's head. Cheese doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cheese lands with a left to the head. Cheese lands a body punch.
 That's two minutes gone in the round. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cheese. Cheese misses with some punches.
Cheese throws a punch but it's blocked by Hoshino. The pace really dropping off here, momentarily. Cheese can't find room to land a body shot as Hoshino controls the action.
Cheese working aggressively here.
Cheese lands a body shot. Cheese doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Hoshino swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cheese cracks Hoshino with a nice body shot. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Cheese swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cheese throws a punch but it's blocked by Hoshino. Hoshino blocks a body shot from Cheese.
 That's three minutes gone in the round. Still in the clinch, Cheese scores with a nice short uppercut. Hoshino working aggressively here.
Hoshino scores with a nice hook to the head. Hoshino misses with a body punch.
A short right from Cheese on the inside. Hoshino fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Nice body punch from Cheese. Cheese blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cheese tries to work over Hoshino's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. Cheese misses with a body punch.
Hoshino's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! A shot in the inside from Cheese. Hoshino tries to work over Cheese's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. A shot in the inside from Cheese. The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
 That's four minutes gone in the round. Hoshino pushes Cheese back against the cage and unloads with a body punch. Hoshino lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Cheese lands a right hand that snaps the head of Hoshino backwards. Hoshino throws a punch but it's blocked by Cheese. Hoshino gets through Cheese's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head. Hoshino content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Hoshino goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Cheese struggles to land a body shot inside as Hoshino controls his hands.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Hoshino creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. Hoshino's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Hoshino. Cheese fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cheese working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Parmesan Cheese dominated that second round. OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. And we move into the final round!
Cheese jabs at Hoshino's body. Cheese looks to land a right hand but Hoshino moved out of range. Hoshino looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it. Hoshino throws a sloppy body shot
and Hoshino takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. Cheese lands a two punch combo.
Hoshino works the jab nicely. Cheese misses with a right hand and Hoshino counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Cheese. Hoshino looks to score with a jab to the body but Cheese is just out of range. A swing and a miss from Hoshino. Hoshino rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Cheese moves out of range and avoids them all easily. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Cheese connects with a leg kick.
 That's one minute gone in the round. A lazy body kick from Cheese enabling Hoshino to counter with a crisp jab. Nice uppercut lands for Cheese. That snapped Hoshino's head back.
Hoshino swings widly with a right hand
and Cheese cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Hoshino misses with a wild body shot. Cheese lands a body shot.
Hoshino moves forwards but Cheese connects with a nice, crisp jab. Cheese throws a jab when Hoshino was well out of range. Hoshino is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch. Cheese is looking to take this fight into the clinch. Cheese throws a low kick but it's checked well by Hoshino. Hoshino looks like he wants to counter punch here. We've been told by Cheese's head coaches at Tosen's Home for Lost Boys that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
 That's two minutes gone in the round. Cheese stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush. Cheese swings for the body but Hoshino moves out of range.
Hoshino looks like he wants to counter punch here. Parmesan Cheese is winning the standup battle so far. Cheese connects with a good right hand that stumbles Hoshino. Hoshino circles away out of range and recomposes himself. Parmesan Cheese seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Hoshino looks to land a right hand but Cheese moved out of range. Hoshino lands a nice looking body shot.
Yuuji Hoshino has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here! The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Hoshino throws a poor cross that misses
and Cheese counters by clinching up. Cheese misses with a hook to the ribs.
Cheese doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cheese goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Cheese struggles to land a body shot inside as Hoshino controls his hands.
A head punch on the inside from Cheese fails to land. Hoshino being controlled against the cage.
 That's three minutes gone in the round. Cheese misses with a punch to the body.
Cheese lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Hoshino backwards. Hoshino doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cheese is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches. Cheese lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Hoshino backwards. Cheese blocks an uppercut.
Cheese swings wildly with an uppercut but Hoshino uses good head movement to avoid it. The referee is keeping an eye on Cheese - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Cheese tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. A right hand to the body from Cheese.
Hoshino scores with an uppercut up the middle. Cheese misses with a hook from the clinch.
 That's four minutes gone in the round. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cheese. A nice left hand lands by Cheese.
Cheese dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage. The referee calls for Cheese to work.
Cheese misses with the head strike.
Cheese tries a body shot but Hoshino blocks it.
Cheese lands a body shot. A head punch on the inside from Hoshino fails to land. Cheese lands on the inside with an uppercut. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Cheese blocks a body shot from Hoshino. Cheese misses with a body punch.
Parmesan Cheese has scored more points in the clinch so far. Cheese lands with a right to the head. Cheese throws a punch but it's blocked by Hoshino. Parmesan Cheese is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach. Cheese struggles to land a body shot inside as Hoshino controls his hands.
And that's the end of the fight! Parmesan Cheese showed his dominance in that final round. Well Cheese has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:27 Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 30:27 Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Parmesan Cheese! An out of breath Parmesan Cheese thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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energy
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