PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jeff Spicoli (ranked 1460 p4p, 2682 weight class) and Mma Jake (ranked 223 p4p, 387 weight class). Spicoli kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Money Buy Drugs. Mma Jake told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Spicoli
vs
Jake

187 cm
22
215
6 - 1 - 0

188 cm
21
215
4 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jeff Spicoli!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Mma Jake!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Timothy Bukovac and Percy O'Donnell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spicoli misses with a series of wild punches.

Oooooh!!! Spicoli has knocked Jake down with a huge combo! Spicoli steps away and waves a wobbly Jake back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

It looks like Mma Jake has been cut.
Jake drops his hands momentarily and Spicoli needs no second invitation. He sets himself and throws a perfect high kick, that clips Jake just on the top of the head. Jake drops like a sack of potatoes to the canvas, out cold! Oooooooh yeah! Stick a fork in Jake - he's done!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Jeff Spicoli!
After winning the bout, Jeff Spicoli thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.