PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Danny Danger (ranked 42 p4p, 235 weight class) and Leif Leifsson (ranked 9 p4p, 34 weight class). Danger comes to the cage accompanied by Wham! - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go. Leifsson has chosen I Will Not Conform - World of Damage as his entrance music. Danny Danger is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Danger
vs
Leifsson

193 cm
32
205
29 - 14 - 1

170 cm
39
224
34 - 16 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Conviction
NARCOS

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 29 - 14 - 1, fighting out of New York, Danny Danger!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 34 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Leif Leifsson!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Sosuke Kotani and Shigeki Fujiwara.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Leifsson thows a left - swing and a miss!
Danger's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Danger duly obliges.

Leifsson drives through and clinches with Danger against the cage.
Danger tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Danger tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Leifsson's elbow.
Leifsson told us before the fight that he's been working on his elbows. An under utilised technique these days - let's see if it can sway the outcome of the fight.
Leifsson lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Danger scores with a hook to the body.
Danger can't find room to land a body shot as Leifsson controls the action.
Leifsson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Danger throws a punch but it's blocked by Leifsson.
Nice body punch from Danger.
Leifsson looks winded!
A nice right hand lands inside from Danger.
Leifsson misses with a hook to the ribs.
Leifsson throws a head punch that misses.
Danger lands a hook to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Danger throws a head punch that misses.
A shot in the inside from Danger.
Danger misses with a hook to the ribs.
Danger scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Danger scores with a shot to the side of Leifsson's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Danger lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Danger scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Danger misses with a punch to the body.
Leifsson throws a punch but it's blocked by Danger.
Danger lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Danger lands an uppercut.
Danger tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Leifsson's elbow.
Danger lands a right hand.
Leifsson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Danger tries a body shot but Leifsson blocks it.

Danger's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Danger looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Danger lands a body shot.
Leifsson throws out a loose jab but Danger uses good head movement to avoid it.
Leifsson with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Danger cracks Leifsson with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Danger throws a shot to the body.
Leifsson gets cracked there but stands up to it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Leifsson misses with a wild body shot.
Danger uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Leifsson.
Danger throws a counter high kick but Leifsson was just alert enough to avoid it.
Danger tries a head kick but it misses.
A big right from Danger misses.
Danger avoids the body shot from Leifsson.
Leif Leifsson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Leifsson throws a body shot but no joy.
Leifsson lands a right hook to the body.
Danger swats away the attempt to clinch by Leifsson.
Leifsson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Danger.
Danger is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Leifsson.
Danger lands a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Danger moves out of range of the strikes.
Danger throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Leifsson misses with a straight left.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Leifsson looking to stall.
Leifsson takes a shot to the head.
Danger works on Leifsson's body with a couple of short punches.
A nice right hand lands inside from Danger.
Danger scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Danger gets through Leifsson's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Danger lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Leifsson or not.
Danger is working Leifsson over against the cage.
Danger lands a hook to the side of the head.
Danger scores with a shoulder strike.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A right handed body shot lands from Danger.
Danger tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Leifsson's elbow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Leifsson misses with a hook to the ribs.
Danger scores with a shoulder strike.
Danger tries a body shot but Leifsson blocks it.
A short right from Danger on the inside.
Danger lands with a light punch inside.
Danger lands a left hand that snaps the head of Leifsson backwards.
Danger tries to work over Leifsson's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Leifsson tries to throw a body punch but Danger avoids it by throwing Leifsson back against the cage.
Danger pushes Leifsson back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Leifsson misses with a body punch.
Danger avoids the elbow strike from Leifsson, against the cage.
Danger lands a right hand that snaps the head of Leifsson backwards.
Danger softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Leifsson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Danger's elbow.
Danger misses with a punch to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Danger avoids the elbow strike from Leifsson, against the cage.

Danger's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Danger lands a big head kick that sends Leifsson tumbling to the mat! Danger takes a step backwards and waves Leifsson back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Leifsson is rocked!
Leifsson takes a swing at Danger's ribcage but misses.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Danny Danger dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Danger pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Leifsson now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Leifsson tries to clinch up but Danger circles away and keeps his distance.
Leifsson is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Danger rather than just go for the knockout.
Leifsson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Leifsson jabbing away but nothing is landing.

Danger sends Leifsson crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Danger is motioning to the referee to let Leifsson up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Leifsson is still on wobbly legs! Can Danger finish him?
Danger cracks Leifsson with a left hook right on the temple and Leifsson goes down! He's out! Referee! Stop the fight! Danger lands a few more punches before the dopey ref steps in - hopefully Leifsson is OK!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Danny Danger!
A very excited looking Danny Danger made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
The defeated Leif Leifsson had this to say: 'DEFEAT WAS INEVITABLE, ONE WHO CAN’T IMPROVE FROM DEFEAT IS ONE WHO IS NOT WORTHY. THE WARLORD WILL BE BACK!'.