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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Derrick Bradley (ranked 156 p4p, 188 weight class) and Barack Obaminator (ranked 16 p4p, 20 weight class). Bradley comes to the cage accompanied by Sudbury Saturday Night. Obaminator is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Gil Scott-Herron - The Revolution Will Not Be Televised. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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30 - 9 - 1 |
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45 - 23 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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BJJ Red Belt
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Derrick Bradley!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 45 - 23 - 0, fighting out of New York, Barack Obaminator!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Frank Dennis and Alan Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bradley moves away from the strike by Obaminator.
Obaminator is looking to chop away at Bradley's legs.
Bradley throwing a counter right hand but Obaminator manages to avoid it.
Obaminator throws a shot from downtown. Bradley moves away and avoids it.
Bradley looks to score with a jab to the body but Obaminator is just out of range.
Obaminator misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bradley.
Obaminator throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bradley throwing a counter right hand but Obaminator manages to avoid it.
Obaminator throws a lazy uppercut
and Bradley counters with a nice uppercut.
Bradley looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Bradley pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Obaminator looks to throw the jab but Bradley is out of range.
It looked like Bradley wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Jab from Obaminator.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Obaminator swings away with a body shot that misses
and Bradley counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Barack Obaminator seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Obaminator thuds a left hand into Bradley's body.
Obaminator with a hook.
Obaminator connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bradley blocks a jab.
Obaminator throws out a loose jab but Bradley uses good head movement to avoid it.
An attempted straight right counter from Bradley misses the target.
Obaminator scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Obaminator misses with a right hand
and Bradley counters with a lovely straight right hand!
An inside leg kick lands from Bradley.
Obaminator swings widly with a right hand
and Bradley counters with a nice right hand that sends Obaminator toppling to the canvas! Obaminator scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Bradley finish him?!
Obaminator is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Obaminator throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Bradley counters with an outside leg kick.
Bradley waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Obaminator.
Obaminator ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bradley moves away.
Obaminator thows a leg kick but Bradley checks it
and Bradley counters with a massive hook, right on the button! He's out cold! Damn, that was naaaaaasty! Hopefully he'll be OK.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Derrick Bradley!
Our winner, Derrick Bradley, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
Barack Obaminator spoke after the fight, saying 'I'll be black'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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