My name is Gil Jacobson. I'm just your average mall customer. I came to the Forest Ridge Mall... ...to do some personal shopping. Hey, you know where any sales are? This is my mall. It's a place of beauty... ...a place of purity. It's a place where lost souls can find a home. I believe every man has a path laid out before him... ...and my path is a righteous one. For I have been chosen to be the protector... ...and the destroyer.
2021-09-01- Bought 160Q DNP Reduce Energy Loss for $140 at The Dirty Needle Project 2021-07-17- Gil Jacobson celebrated his birthday - 41 today! 2021-04-23- Bought HELLatious Recovery 160 for $300 at HELLS BALLS RECOVERY 2021-04-23- Gil Jacobson celebrated his birthday - 40 today! 2021-01-28- Gil Jacobson celebrated his birthday - 39 today! 2020-12-02- Bought Shorts Pro Series - Black (Gold) for $99 at Aspire Clothing 2020-12-02- Bought Pro Series - Black (Gold) for $99 at Aspire Clothing 2020-12-01- Bought Witch Doctor 160 for $300 at Voodoo Nutrition 2020-11-04- Gil Jacobson celebrated his birthday - 38 today! 2020-09-22- Bought Original Trunks - Black for $25 at Distinct Label